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Joined 07-09-07, id: 1321124, Profile Updated: 11-26-09
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Harry Potter, D.Gray-Man, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Ack. I'm really sorry. I've been neglecting this website for such a longlonglonglong time. I've been focusing on original stuff lately - you can find it all on my Deviantart website:

http://nameless-light.deviantart.com/

I intend to return to fan fiction in the future, but life has been so unbelievably crazy and I'm so behind in all of my anime/manga...I literally have over a hundred chapters to catch up with in Naruto alone. This is a bit too much for a single anime-watching marathon...I'm kind of out of shape. xD

Thank you so much for all the feedback and support. I love you guys!

-Shadow-IdentityCrisis-Silk


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favorite anime/manga: Naruto/Naruto Shippuuden. Death Note. D. Gray-man. Fullmetal Alchemist. Spiral: Suiri No Kizuna. Ouran High School Host Club. Bleach.

favorite other fandoms: Neverwinter Nights. Code Lyoko. Harry Potter. Avatar.

I love music. I am a coffee addict. I am vertically challenged. And I love to act and breathe and write.

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Ruby Throat by hmmingbird reviews
Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,377 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8087 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Nonsense by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Basically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Pretense by Lutralutra reviews
She waved, and he waved back. They knew each other, once. But when Fate led them down separate paths, the thin line between pretense and reality became an impassable barrier. PeinKonan, now AU. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,018 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Derelict by Lutralutra reviews
Their innocence becomes a casualty when war tears through the land, and that alone is a lot to lose. Yahiko/Konan friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
A Friendly Wager by green see-through ghosts reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Conviction by green see-through ghosts reviews
Honestly, Tamaki couldn’t help his infatuation with cute female things like Haruhi Fujioka. Tamaki/Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
CheezIt by green see-through ghosts reviews
Beatrice...there is a demon running loose in this church." A series of AU oneshots circling Hidan, Temari, and the church.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Drain by Momosportif reviews
A weird story that sprung from a plot bunny that attacked me in, of all places, the shower. Tyki is falling apart as Miranda is coming together. They may be on different sides of the world but perhaps they're connected. Character's are Hoshino's. Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Miranda L., Tyki Mikk - Complete
Trim by Momosportif reviews
Young Team Tiedoll fic. Kanda is not too fond of receiving haircuts but he has a proposition for his gensui that might make the cut. Oneshot silliness. Characters belong to Hoshino, as always. Please enjoy! :D
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Froi Tiedoll - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Your TykiPon by Momosportif reviews
A manual-structured fic that's a guide to owning a Tyki-pon Tyki pet in Japanese... or close to that. Written with Lavi in mind as the owner but pairing is open. The Tyki-pon is Hoshino's! Please read and enjoy! Care and Feeding of Moyashi may come late
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Tyki Mikk
Tease by Lutralutra reviews
Emmett has his own way of reasoning with her. EmmettxRosalie, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Tattoos and Sakura Don't Mix by montycrowley reviews
Oh god. It was like a scene out of Icha Icha Paradise. Team 7 One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
End in Sight by Lutralutra reviews
They were both blinded by self-deception, but they could still see the end. Kisame/Itachi partnership.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
OuSpot Special Report! by LingShiao reviews
Hey...Ever wondered what happens inside the 3rd Music Room when we're not there? Well, for the obscene price of 100,000,000 yen and one potato, I have bribed, er, bought these stories from Kyoya! Enjoy these embarassing outtakes! Various oneshots
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
The Owl and The Peacock by Momosportif reviews
How I imagine Tiedoll and Cross would interact. Lovlies are Hoshinos. Sometimes it takes a few mistakes before you learn you can fly. And sometimes you just need a push. Hope you enjoy! Smile!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Cross Marian, Froi Tiedoll - Complete
Of Bubble Gum and Haircuts by LuneDe reviews
Why is Tobi's hair shorter than Madara's? Well it involves a little incident concerning Madara and his little brother. It's just Tobi's luck that Deidara sempai likes chewing gum too. What happens if Tobi can't stand the noise anymore and snaps? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Aim Higher by Momosportif reviews
Team Tiedoll ficlet, assuming they were all training at a young age together. It's time Kanda learned that violence is not the only answer. Inspired by Tiedoll's glasses. Characters are Hoshino's. Please enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Froi Tiedoll - Complete
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
How to Kiss by Momosportif reviews
Possibly Gai's most dangerous mission ever, learning how to kiss! Luckily he has a friendly volunteer...ShizuGai fluff and an experiment in style. Prize fic for imanokie01. Character's are Kishimoto's. Read, enjoy, and review if inclined! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Gai M., Shizune - Complete
Thicker Than Water by ckret2 reviews
When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Sakon, Zetsu
A Lesson in Respect by Diamond Mask reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Cataclysm by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Goodbyes by Ashrial reviews
Tenten stands at the grave of her father, Neji keeping silent vigil next to her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Neurotic Near by Kid9535 reviews
I am not bashing Near. Just a little crack I wanted to try. Have you ever wondered why Near twists his hair? A little FOP reference. T for language. Halle and Gevanni want to know.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Near - Complete
Death Toll by dead drifter reviews
What happened to Kakuzu's previous partners?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Seven Drunks and a Funeral by Atopos reviews
The only thing Hidan wants is to see what his funeral would be like, so Kakuzu decides to have a little fun. Warning: swearing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair by dead drifter reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
On the Subject of Faith by sharingank reviews
He didn't want to talk, but there was just something about Tobi that made him feel like he should. Hidan and Tobi friendship piece. AU. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Peculiarity by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Tragically Crackish. For in all his self-confident complacency, Kabuto had failed to recall that there was one peculiarity he was NOT accustomed to. DARK ironic humor rated T for language and themes. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Kabuto Y., Kimimaro - Complete
Faded Red Clouds by Lutralutra reviews
Pein doesn't know why he's stayed with a group as screwy and unstable as Akatsuki for this long, and why he doesn't just let go now that he's wondering. He only knows that in a weird, dysfunctional way, they're like a family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Funny Love by Alaena Night reviews
[IshiHime] Suddenly, it sunk in. He was... kissing her. Kissing Orihime. Inoue–san. The girl he went to school with. The one who loved Kurosaki. Kissing. Ishida gulped. Yeah, he was definitely going to hell for this. [Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Rockaby by Crimson Cutie reviews
Sand Sib fluff. Temari and Gaara discuss lullabies. Kankuro crashes into a lamp.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
The Question by sharingank reviews
In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Fishing by sharingank reviews
Deidara just needs to learn to relax. DeiTobi friendship piece. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Gaara Discovers Thanksgiving by Dilly-Oh reviews
It's a Thanksgiving special as Gaara finds out about his newest holiday! But what happens when he befriends the very turkey his family is planning on eating? Will he save his friend in time? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Gaara, Shino A. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Right Combination by Yukirei reviews
What 'ingredients' do we need to make one L? Let's exercise the alchemists' theory of equivalent trade! [Contains spoilers up to Chapter 59, volume 7]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2006 - L - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Nobody Girl by JACinthebox reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Resplendence by sharingank reviews
Inoue Orihime never anticipated finding happiness someplace else, but fate, it seems, operates in strange ways. IshiHime. Current manga spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Fox in Boots by Letta reviews
You know that story ‘Puss in Boots’? This isn’t it. It’s better. Besides, that story’s wrong anyway, so you should thank me for writing this the way it’s supposed to be because now you know the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Again? by Roze Alchemist reviews
Riza Hawkeye visits the doctor, and this is what happens. Set in the future. One shot!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
The Telephone Game by sharingank reviews
Rukia's lost and overdosing on sugar, Inoue's clueless, and Ichigo's just...being Ichigo. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Pendulum by sharingank reviews
The pendulum swings, the pendulum cuts, the pendulum falls...Slight RaitoL implications, and major spoilers after chapter 58.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2006
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Cabbage Man by totallystellar reviews
Ficlet, oneshot. Sokka has reoccurring rendezvous with the Cabbage Man and cannot escape this troublesome vegetable. Please R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Sokka - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
The Inevitable Ending by Super Ceech reviews
::Oneshot - written after book 6:: We all know it's coming... With what J.K. Rowling's given us so far, this is the ending we're headed for...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,774 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
View Paradise by Link and Luigi reviews
Sasuke finally gets a look inside Orochimaru's lair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Mr Jack Pots by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba and Hinata had no idea that Shino would take a simple prank so seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
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Dinner à Deux reviews
Crackfic. Barry the Chopper was to be a connoisseur of fine dining, Riza Hawkeye his unwilling dinner companion. And Vato Falman? He was to cater the affair, in a way that would leave Riza reeling...Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Barry the Chopper, Riza H. - Complete
Style reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Contrast reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
With Relish reviews
No one calls Yuu Kanda’s hair girly and gets away with it. Smirking, Kanda unsheathed Mugen. Time to make some chutney. Oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
An Unsettled Matter reviews
AU. It was simple. If this infuriating jerk had just paid her back for that broken snow globe liked she asked, Sakura would have gladly left him alone. However, things don't usually play out as planned. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paperboy reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Skill Crane reviews
Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Importance of Water reviews
AU. Crackfic. After Suigetsu woke him up for the thirteenth time, all Hidan wanted was to strangle his new roommate with his bare hands. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hidan, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Respite reviews
Crackfic. All Lord Voldemort wanted to do was spread a little holiday cheer. With his sudden penchant for Yuletide merriment, he decided that baking cookies with his fellow Death Eaters was the perfect activity to do just that. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Few Words of Wisdom reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Battle Lines reviews
AU. Two friends. Two enemies. With the onset of a terrible war, a young soldier must see his best friend as his greatest adversary. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Incline reviews
In which Near orchestrates a scheme to secretly board a large roller coaster, after being declared 'too short.' As an unfortunate amusement park employee is about to learn, this vertically challenged boy is not to be taken lightly. Crackfic. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Misconceptions reviews
The kages have decided to forever ally Sunagakure and Konoha, sealing the bond through an arranged marriage. But not everyone is happy. Can Shikamaru get out of this troublesome mess before time runs out? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mimicry reviews
Crackfic. To utilize another person's skills of reasoning, one must create conditions in which such thought processes can occur, Light reasons. And that is how he found himself huddled in a chair, wearing L's clothing. No pairings. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Unexpected reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Ascendere reviews
[Introspective] As Temari sat in the sand with that nameless missing nin, she realized that the line between good and evil is not always defined. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Temari - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
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