Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 125 - Words: 475,386 - Reviews: 2938 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,914 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Iruka always told her that skipping out on the Academy lectures would come back to bite her on the ass one day. At least the confidentiality clause of this latest mission would keep her from having to hear "I told you so." Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 175,586 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruko U., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,578 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Deathly Hallows. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 87 - Words: 565,277 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 341,061 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L.
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin U. - Complete
You're somewhere between losing and finding, and maybe you're just kidding yourself. You're not good enough. Could be your disease has already killed you. But maybe, just maybe, this Road Trip from Hell can be your cure. L/N AU; sequel to Candy Hearts.
Albus Dumbledore (the lying bastard) had announced that Professor Kettleburn had retired to 'enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.' Millicent Bulstrode inadvertently discovers the truth (and then some). A tale of lost limbs, found love, and fantastic beasts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Severus S., Millicent B., S. Kettleburn - Complete
Swearing herself against what she believed to be her father's mistakes, but holding those mistakes dear to her heart nonetheless. Learning under the man who became her idol, alongside teammates she grew to love, and losing both. She found friends in unlikely places. Slowly, but surely, broken, she found her way. Through a jar of sake or two. A girl has to cope somehow. FEM!KAKASHI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,960 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Kakashi H.
Kreacher goes back to save his master, and Regulus survives but his near-death-by-Inferi puts him into a coma for the next sixteen years. When he wakes, well, the world is not so different. Voldemort is still at large, and the Ministry is still inept. His brother's got a godson now though, so it's only natural for Regulus to keep an eye on young Harry as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 3,850 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Regulus B., Harry P., Sirius B.
After yet another failed attempt to kill Bart, Sideshow Bob realizes his life is a sham and vows to start anew. But when an evening at Moe's goes horribly awry, the Simpsons find themselves in the awkward position of caring for their wounded archenemy.
It is seventeen years after the war. On a snowy winter evening, Hermione is running Christmas errands in Hogsmeade with her two children. Whilst taking a break for sweets, she runs into her old rival Draco Malfoy and realizes he has had a bit to drink. Draco is a lush, and needs someone to talk to. Hermione ruminates upon retribution and karma. one-shot. Angsty. A bit raunchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W. - Complete
If Leda was dull-witted enough to become seduced by Jupiter in the form of a great white swan then it serves to reason that Deadpool can be seduced by Squirrel Girl simply by being close by. Even more-so, considering... aw, screw it, they're both crazy, it's an easy guess from there. One-shot, DeadSquirrel.
Iris learns that she cannot make a family with magic, though magic can certainly help it along. What magic can make, however, is something Number 12 Grimmauld Place never saw coming…Girl!Harry and Sirius bonding, featuring arson, explosions, a bit of angst, a lot of laughter, and mischief well managed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Complete
Nelson had always seen Lisa as just another geek. Until that one day when she confessed her feelings to him. Though their relationship hadn't lasted long, the way he thought of her had definitely changed. And now 8 years later he's started loving her in a more mature way, compared to when the first time he kissed her to simply shut her up.
She had buttermilk-pale skin. The exhaustion was plain as pumpkin juice on her face. Her hair was lit from behind by the paling window, the red filaments mixed in with the brown flaring to life. She lurked in my periphery just like that—improbably, infuriatingly—and I could have sworn she was divine if I wasn't so sure she was a Mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Severus Snape is thirteen. Riding the train back to King's Cross. He's watching London rise up out of green fields dotted with sheep. The train rushes over bridges and through tunnels covered in graffiti. The vibration of the train is rhythmic, like blood whooshing through a jugular.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Komamura beat the Reigai-SoiFong in a match to the 'almost'-death, but in the end he was still unable to move on and save the Captain-Commander. Now its over and he's contemplating the meaning behind that match. Feeling there are several unresolved issues with the fight he does the only thing he can: Fight the REAL SoiFong! Reigai-arc inspired... now with B-side!
Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Post DH fic. He was sure he was going to die. He was sure he had died. Only somebody seemed to have decided to give him a new lease of life he hadn't asked for. Follows on from Flower Remedy and examines Snape's memories in detail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,037 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Severus S., Luna L.
A strange set of events sends the 19-year-old Lily into a terrible future where she and most of her friends are dead and the war is still on. Severus can't believe his luck. Can Lily change her fate? S/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,526 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
10 weeks, 100 themes. Collection of drabbles and oneshots detailing the relationship of Lisa and Cecil throughout the years, with appearances from Sideshow Bob and other Simpsons characters. Rated T to be safe, for sexual references and one instance of strong language.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Cecil, Lisa S. - Complete
We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 647,787 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
After the war, there is a great silence. Trapped within this silence, finally able to breathe freely and yet feeling unable, sometimes people don't quite know what to do with themselves. After the war, Female!Harry is still trying to find her feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix has been recalled. Now Remus Lupin must come to terms with Sirius Black and a friendship disrupted by mistrust and Azkaban. He must learn to work with Molly Weasley, who is terrified of werewolves. It's going to be a long summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,043 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Kakuzu/Yugito/Hidan. A long gallows walk, a prodigal son, a woman in a dark corner. Persimmons, peaches, tangerines. Gods move in strange ways. Thank you my lovely reviewers for reminding me to update before 3 years passed again!
"Losing his virginity was a bloody good time; waking up the next morning, however, next to a man's ribcage - that was a bloody bad time." Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Crack!Horror. Dark humor abounds. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lily Evans is happy, twenty-five and protected from the dark world by her best friend. But she can't remember anything from Christmas 1979 through Christmas 1981, and two names she doesn't know have come back to her . . . Harry and James. AU Darkfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,501 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 3992 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 453 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Like brutal murder and bad porn, the love of your life is burned into your retinas the first time you see her. There's no escaping her. For reals, sometimes all you can do is hold on tight and hope that when she kills you, you'll enjoy it. Larxiné; AU.
"The best laid plans of mice and man/ Go often askew"- Robert Burns, To a Mouse 1795 . Often, but not always. Itachi wants his teacher. That teacher claims a relationship between them could never work. Itachi begs to differ. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Chasing Bellatrix was exactly what Neville expected it to be. Catching her was not. AU in which Bellatrix survived the Battle of Hogwarts and escaped capture. Neville/Bellatrix. Heed the rating. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Neville L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Yachiru invites Orihime to Soul Society for a play date, but Orihime ends up getting more than she expected out of the Eleventh Division captain, Zaraki Kenpachi. Funny and sexy - basically smut with little redeeming social value.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/15/2009 - K. Zaraki, Orihime I. - Complete
Every relationship in Rose's life is more complicated than it ought to be. Sirius and girl!Harry, warning for non-explicit dubcon and inappropriate liberties with a minor. Prequel to Girl in the War and Twelve Hundred Hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Tonks seeks a deeper connection in her relationship with the elusive Remus than mere sexual intimacy. Her attempts to gain his trust are thwarted by a series of misunderstandings, leading to a disastrous encounter with Sirius. Strong adult content. CH8 UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Venom takes on a Predator when they come hunting in New York. Poor Spidey just wants to live. Looks like the antihero is about to save the city, while trying to deal with Carnage and SpiderMan at the same time.
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5465 - Favs: 10,566 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The war altered nothing at Grimmauld Place. The house stayed the same, but its inhabitants changed. Against every natural law, Remus Lupin found a place where he belonged inside one of the largest hearts he'd ever known: the heart of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,677 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
A post DH AU in three parts. We all craft our own happy endings. Even in the best of all possible worlds, romances decay and constellations fall from the sky, but Remus Lupin will pin them back up in a world that has already forgotten what he sacrificed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,419 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Remus L., Lavender B. - Complete
Andromeda was born into a life of wealth and privilege. Ted was born in a two bedroom house in the East End of London. They've been at Hogwarts together for six years but barely know the other exists. WARNING: LAST CHAPTER CONTAINS DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILER
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,350 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
The dark side has triumphed, leaving Hermione Granger little better than a slave to her former Potions Master. But owning a body doesn’t mean owning a heart, and she must deal with the unfortunate repercussions of following her own. Dark DubCon NonCon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
As a child Rin uncovered Sesshoumaru's terrible & secret fetish. When she grows up & falls in love it returns & destroys her life. Rated for its sick, twisted & disturbing adult themes. sick and twisted alert!
Post Timeskip. Sakura’s curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Rainy season comes to Konoha. Set during the timeskip. With appearances by Tsunade, Shizune, Kurenai, Asuma, Anko, Ibiki, Temari, Shikamaru, Genma, Raidou, Iwashi, Rock Lee, Kiba, Kakashi, Sakura, and Shibi. Genfic, one shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Lupin works the night shift on a golden oldies radio show, learns how to do his laundry, and eats his own sofa. Takes place just prior to PoA. Parody of angst fic. No slash, no het, just Lupin. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
12 steps. 12 steps, and you can cure alcoholism, sex addiction, a love of coke, an uncontrollable rage or that hatred within yourself. 12 steps and you can dance in reverse, fall apart and watch the carefully constructed fabric of your life unravel. And i
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
Ten years after the end of the war, everyone thinks Fenrir Greyback is dead. Everyone except Remus Lupin, that is. When Remus follows his maker's trail to the Canadian wilderness, their confrontation reopens many old wounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
Professor Slughorn goes to a Black family Christmas party, observes the dynamics of pureblooded society, and gets very drunk. Featuring a fight between Sirius and Snape, a kiss between Narcissa and Lucius, and a great deal of eavesdropping by Slughorn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Horace S., Narcissa M. - Complete
A meandering little story of what Dolores Umbridge, Filius Flitwick and Severus Snape were thinking and doing when Fred and George decided that they'd outgrown fulltime education. Warning ... evil Hufflepuff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Severus S., Dolores U. - Complete
Tonks is sent to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Percy Weasley after his abrupt departure from the Ministry of Magic. Nothing is what it seems. The deeper Tonks goes, the more sinster and complex Percy's life appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Percy W., N. Tonks - Complete
Tonks is begrudgingly sent to Romania to fetch Charlie Weasley and bring him back to the Order. Everything that can go wrong manages to and the two find themselves running for their lives, without magic, from both Death Eaters and the Muggle police and so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,178 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 7/30/2004 - N. Tonks
If you think me bad-tempered... in want of manners and beguiling social graces, then do try to remember that I was, after all, raised by a house elf." Some battles are closer to home-just ask Pansy Parkinson. (Pansy)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Pansy P., Draco M.
In OotP, Sirius makes reference to Umbridge drawing up anti-werewolf laws. What if Umbridge hated werewolves for a different reason than the one Sirius presents? What if she wanted them for her own selfish goals? Features a pre-Hogwarts Lupin. Ch10 now up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,027 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Remus L., Dolores U.