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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Frozen, and Harry Potter.

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Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P.
Occupation by AbstractError reviews
No one understands us, Szayel Aporro-sama.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 331,446 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Nemu K., Szayelaporro G.
Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 341,061 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L.
Lady of the West by landofthekwt reviews
Stories which include SessMom. I don't own or profit from Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 41,958 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sesshoumaru's Mother
Proximity by Nylex reviews
[Nominated for SSHG Fanfic Awards - Best WIP] Hermione and Severus hate each other. Really, they do. It's just hard to convince people of this while holding hands. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,246 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Harry P., Minerva M.
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 416,998 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,566 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Deathly Hallows. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 555,963 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Boy In The Manor by TheAlchemist'sDaughter reviews
Bruce/Dick, Co-Written with AmberSpirit: "He knew it was coming. He would be a hero... The boy who killed Bruce Wayne."
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 220,395 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
perfection by Nylex reviews
[Nominated for SSHG Fanfic Awards - Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,979 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,337 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P.
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke finds a boy that looks exactly like his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other lookalikes begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin
The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress by The Unoriginal reviews
A reckless escapade changes Draco's life forever and not for the better. Who else can he trust with his secret if he cannot even trust himself? Set during OoTP and featuring werewolf!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Draco M., Severus S., Dolores U.
Dandelion Revolution by the midnight rhapsody reviews
You're somewhere between losing and finding, and maybe you're just kidding yourself. You're not good enough. Could be your disease has already killed you. But maybe, just maybe, this Road Trip from Hell can be your cure. L/N AU; sequel to Candy Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Naminé, Larxene
deficiency by Nylex reviews
Sequel to 'Perfection'. Snape and Hermione have loads of snarky kinky sex, Harry and Draco hump like rabbits, and Ron gets hit on by Luna Lovegood. [Sevione][Drarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Iruka always told her that skipping out on the Academy lectures would come back to bite her on the ass one day. At least the confidentiality clause of this latest mission would keep her from having to hear "I told you so." Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,153 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruko U., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
An Affinity for Dangerous Creatures by Anguis reviews
Albus Dumbledore (the lying bastard) had announced that Professor Kettleburn had retired to 'enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.' Millicent Bulstrode inadvertently discovers the truth (and then some). A tale of lost limbs, found love, and fantastic beasts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Severus S., Millicent B., S. Kettleburn - Complete
A Lot Like Birds by Boyudo reviews
Swearing herself against what she believed to be her father's mistakes, but holding those mistakes dear to her heart nonetheless. Learning under the man who became her idol, alongside teammates she grew to love, and losing both. She found friends in unlikely places. Slowly, but surely, broken, she found her way. Through a jar of sake or two. A girl has to cope somehow. FEM!KAKASHI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Kakashi H.
Dead Man Walking by cywscross reviews
Kreacher goes back to save his master, and Regulus survives but his near-death-by-Inferi puts him into a coma for the next sixteen years. When he wakes, well, the world is not so different. Voldemort is still at large, and the Ministry is still inept. His brother's got a godson now though, so it's only natural for Regulus to keep an eye on young Harry as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Regulus B., Harry P., Sirius B.
Frog Legs by landofthekwt reviews
Stories about Jaken. Don't own it. Don't profit from it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Jaken
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
Being Bob by Twilit Violet reviews
After yet another failed attempt to kill Bart, Sideshow Bob realizes his life is a sham and vows to start anew. But when an evening at Moe's goes horribly awry, the Simpsons find themselves in the awkward position of caring for their wounded archenemy.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,577 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sideshow Bob
Sai of Relief by jjscriptease reviews
When Sakura and Sai get separated from the rest of their team, they must find a way to co-exist and work out their issues. Sakura x Sai. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Room: A Novelization by GazingAbyss reviews
The classic movie, now in novel form!
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 271,791 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
threads in a tapestry by Holly Chase reviews
"…and don't forget to tiptoe and keep that pretty head of yours down because houses don't burn down slowly." :: Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Challenge round 8.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Alphard B., Walburga B. - Complete
Bitter by Harmonic Friction reviews
It is seventeen years after the war. On a snowy winter evening, Hermione is running Christmas errands in Hogsmeade with her two children. Whilst taking a break for sweets, she runs into her old rival Draco Malfoy and realizes he has had a bit to drink. Draco is a lush, and needs someone to talk to. Hermione ruminates upon retribution and karma. one-shot. Angsty. A bit raunchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W. - Complete
Seducing a Redfur by CampionSayn reviews
If Leda was dull-witted enough to become seduced by Jupiter in the form of a great white swan then it serves to reason that Deadpool can be seduced by Squirrel Girl simply by being close by. Even more-so, considering... aw, screw it, they're both crazy, it's an easy guess from there. One-shot, DeadSquirrel.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Self Slain Gods on Strange Altars by scumblackentropy reviews
What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,345 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Let's Redecorate by Hatheny Lurey Dralaw reviews
Iris learns that she cannot make a family with magic, though magic can certainly help it along. What magic can make, however, is something Number 12 Grimmauld Place never saw coming…Girl!Harry and Sirius bonding, featuring arson, explosions, a bit of angst, a lot of laughter, and mischief well managed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Complete
Maturing love by AiraChica reviews
Nelson had always seen Lisa as just another geek. Until that one day when she confessed her feelings to him. Though their relationship hadn't lasted long, the way he thought of her had definitely changed. And now 8 years later he's started loving her in a more mature way, compared to when the first time he kissed her to simply shut her up.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Lisa S., Nelson M.] - Complete
Blossoming by stereolightning reviews
In which Neville and Luna satisfy their mutual curiosity on a July afternoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - [Luna L., Neville L.] - Complete
The Blackberry Crazies by scumblackentropy reviews
She had buttermilk-pale skin. The exhaustion was plain as pumpkin juice on her face. Her hair was lit from behind by the paling window, the red filaments mixed in with the brown flaring to life. She lurked in my periphery just like that—improbably, infuriatingly—and I could have sworn she was divine if I wasn't so sure she was a Mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
More Secrets of the Half-blood Prince by stereolightning reviews
Severus Snape is thirteen. Riding the train back to King's Cross. He's watching London rise up out of green fields dotted with sheep. The train rushes over bridges and through tunnels covered in graffiti. The vibration of the train is rhythmic, like blood whooshing through a jugular.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
A Reasonable Choice by sinemoras09 reviews
An arranged marriage. Female Hashirama/Madara. AU. Remix fic of the fic, Birdsong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Birdsong by sinemoras09 reviews
All these bonds are broken. Female Hashirama/Madara, Tobirama. Spoilers for chapter 625
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Not a Fairytale by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dark, lengthy romance about Lily and Sev, age 9 til death. Lucius pops the question. Severus feels uneasy about developments. Lily and Petunia bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 243,125 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Difference by Ikasury reviews
Komamura beat the Reigai-SoiFong in a match to the 'almost'-death, but in the end he was still unable to move on and save the Captain-Commander. Now its over and he's contemplating the meaning behind that match. Feeling there are several unresolved issues with the fight he does the only thing he can: Fight the REAL SoiFong! Reigai-arc inspired... now with B-side!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [S. Komamura, Suì-Fēng] - Complete
The One Where Snape's Bits Smell Like Cheese by scumblackentropy reviews
Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Iba's Interview by AADale reviews
Komamura and Iba - because everyone's had a lousy job interview
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Iba T., S. Komamura - Complete
Rise and Fall by sinemoras09 reviews
My sweet love. unrequited Obito/Rin. Hurt/comfort. Angst. Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
I'll Take You in Pieces: A (Morbid) Love Story by scumblackentropy reviews
You see, all it takes is a bit of sacrifice. A little tit for tat. A bit of a 'you-help-me-and-I-help-you' sort of thing. And death isn't so difficult to conquer, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
the weaving of threads and memory by sinemoras09 reviews
Solace and comfort. Four drabbles. Obito/Rin. Romance. Spoilers for chapter 600.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Meteors by sinemoras09 reviews
The world surrenders. Obito in Kirigakure. Gen. Obito-centric, canon Obito/Rin. Warnings for violence. Spoilers for chapter 600.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Trying by sinemoras09 reviews
Because bogeymen can't conceive. Obito/Rin. Fluff. Smut. So much WAFF it'll make your teeth hurt. "A Long Way Home" universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Loser Elite by sinemoras09 reviews
It isn't love at first sight. Obito/Rin. AU. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
We Always Drift Back by karkashan reviews
Honestly, I don't think the Shodaime appreciates what we get up to on his hair. Oneshot, Obito x Fem!Naru. Rated M for mentioning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruko U. - Complete
A Long Way Home by sinemoras09 reviews
Kabuto brings Rin back to life. AU. Obito/Rin. Spoilers for chapter 606.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Straw House by sinemoras09 reviews
Love is an anchor. Obito/Rin. Dark. Warnings for violence, character death. Spoilers for chapter 606.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Glitter Disco Hot Mess by Random-Musings reviews
Lily helps Severus celebrate his 16th birthday, but playing by her rules leads to a night of adolescent debauchery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Giving Extras by whitehound reviews
Post DH fic. He was sure he was going to die. He was sure he had died. Only somebody seemed to have decided to give him a new lease of life he hadn't asked for. Follows on from Flower Remedy and examines Snape's memories in detail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,037 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Severus S., Luna L.
Ananke by Eunike reviews
A strange set of events sends the 19-year-old Lily into a terrible future where she and most of her friends are dead and the war is still on. Severus can't believe his luck. Can Lily change her fate? S/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,526 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lisa x Cecil by ACompanyofSwans reviews
10 weeks, 100 themes. Collection of drabbles and oneshots detailing the relationship of Lisa and Cecil throughout the years, with appearances from Sideshow Bob and other Simpsons characters. Rated T to be safe, for sexual references and one instance of strong language.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Cecil, Lisa S. - Complete
Strangers by Siarc reviews
And she was okay with this, okay with him. Even if she didn't know who he was. Fem!Ita/Kisa, slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Freak Show by Evandar reviews
AU. 'He wishes he could ask her out without coming off as a total creep.' Harry's relationship with his cousin is a strange, fragile thing. Harry/fem!Dudley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Butterbeer at 9 AM by moonyprof reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart arrives at the Leaky Cauldron before his book signing at Flourish and Blotts. There is only one other customer there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Gilderoy L., Remus L. - Complete
Batman vs Dexter by GazingAbyss reviews
While Batman searches for the Joker, Dexter Morgan starts cleaning up Gotham City in his own way.
Crossover - Batman & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,086 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Complete
A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro reviews
We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 648,043 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Breasts by Omega19x reviews
Many men have fantasized about Tsunade's breasts, but only one truly appreciates them for everything that they are. - COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Behind the Greenhouse 27 by windwings reviews
After the war is over, Hermione is back at Hogwarts to complete her education. She becomes involved in a strange affair with Snape. But is their relationship what she thinks it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dittany and Datura by aberrantstrain reviews
Sometimes, in the afternoons, Lily would roller skate the fifteen blocks to Spinner's End and wait for Severus by the gate that led in to his stark little yard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
A Chance to Breathe by Hatheny Lurey Dralaw reviews
After the war, there is a great silence. Trapped within this silence, finally able to breathe freely and yet feeling unable, sometimes people don't quite know what to do with themselves. After the war, Female!Harry is still trying to find her feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
The Detention: A cliche fic by AliceFae reviews
A portrayal of the more typical ss/hg fics I've read over the years. Mocks the conventions right down to the diction. Enjoy. M for language and sexual theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All Will Be In Order by shimotsuki11 reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has been recalled. Now Remus Lupin must come to terms with Sirius Black and a friendship disrupted by mistrust and Azkaban. He must learn to work with Molly Weasley, who is terrified of werewolves. It's going to be a long summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,043 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hide Your Eyes by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Mikoto knows Itachi is hiding something. He's changed, and she doesn't like the person he's become. Sort-of time travel AU, underage, genderswitch. Itachi/femme!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dirty Triptych by Senri reviews
Kakuzu/Yugito/Hidan. A long gallows walk, a prodigal son, a woman in a dark corner. Persimmons, peaches, tangerines. Gods move in strange ways. Thank you my lovely reviewers for reminding me to update before 3 years passed again!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Yugito N., Hidan - Complete
A Solitary Heart by ink-stained dreams reviews
He did not tell anyone, but he preferred the word's Arabic roots. Al Fard. The solitary one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Alphard B. - Complete
When the Rose and the Fire Are One by perverse-idyll reviews
Harry's haunted by guilt. Snape's warded by roses. Each must free the other in order to free himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,087 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Yer a Witch, Iris by Hatheny Lurey Dralaw reviews
Hagrid arriving in the sea shack and calling 11-year-old Iris Harriet Potter a witch is not quite the same thing as calling Harry James Potter a wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Night by dannyphantomplanet reviews
Lemon. Girl Harry. Fred/Harry/George threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
you look so fine by Michi the Killer reviews
"Losing his virginity was a bloody good time; waking up the next morning, however, next to a man's ribcage - that was a bloody bad time." Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Crack!Horror. Dark humor abounds. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 4,394 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Love is a Word He Won't Say by sinemoras09 reviews
Zabuza navigates a new relationship. Collection of oneshots and drabbles. female Haku x Zabuza. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Perfect by sinemoras09 reviews
The Mizukage makes a request. Mei/Ao. Collection of oneshots. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Mei T., Ao - Complete
Puzzle by hazakaza reviews
Lily Evans is happy, twenty-five and protected from the dark world by her best friend. But she can't remember anything from Christmas 1979 through Christmas 1981, and two names she doesn't know have come back to her . . . Harry and James. AU Darkfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,501 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 342 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Understanding by AbstractError reviews
Szayel Aporro Granz,' the Octava said, graciously brushing his pink tresses off his forehead. 'Here to shake, rock, adapt, and, more pointedly, electrify your world.'
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 76 - Words: 340,495 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Szayelaporro G., K. Urahara
A Stabilis Manus Manus by TenshiXXX reviews
Itach is acquainted with submission, and loves it. Genderbent KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Captain Cute by anubislover reviews
Komamura is convinced he's ugly. Isane, however, is convinced he's not. Isane/Komamura friendship. Oneshot companion piece to my other story, "Angels and Demons."
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Isane K., S. Komamura - Complete
When Vanilla isn't so Vanilla by cloneserpents reviews
Harry and his wife, Padma, playfully argue over ice cream. Fluffy plot-less smut fic. Contains pregnancy and food play. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Sweet Root by shyfoxling reviews
Lily decides to get Severus drunk one summer night. Angst thereby incurred happily resolves itself into, uh, happiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Shade by shyfoxling reviews
Lily shares some of her young sexual curiosity with Severus, but that may not have been the best idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Candy Hearts by the midnight rhapsody reviews
Like brutal murder and bad porn, the love of your life is burned into your retinas the first time you see her. There's no escaping her. For reals, sometimes all you can do is hold on tight and hope that when she kills you, you'll enjoy it. Larxiné; AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,240 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Naminé, Larxene - Complete
And the Autumn Moon Is Bright by Michi the Killer reviews
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic HD, featuring werewolf!Draco. It's dark!crackfic. Or is it crack!darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy. DH compliant, except for epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 94,334 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sod Off Means I Love You by Anguis reviews
It begins and ends with the camera. Snapshots of life, and the living thereof. *Severus Snape/Millicent Bulstrode/Dennis Creevey* Go ahead and click; you know you're curious!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - [Dennis C., Millicent B., Severus S.] - Complete
Shark Infested Water by OneLastBird reviews
“You are not a monster, my son. No matter how different you are, you’re still human, and though other people may forget that, you must promise me you never will...”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Kisame H., Mei T.
Braid by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. It is a matter of duty. Itachi is betrothed. female Shisui/Itachi, pre-massacre. Angst. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Of Mice and Men by TenshiXXX reviews
"The best laid plans of mice and man/ Go often askew"- Robert Burns, To a Mouse 1795 . Often, but not always. Itachi wants his teacher. That teacher claims a relationship between them could never work. Itachi begs to differ. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
In Love with the Bumblebee by crazyarsonist reviews
Komamura's got a little crush on that one person nobody expected him to have feelings for.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - S. Komamura, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Into the Fold by Pasi reviews
Severus Snape is going straight to hell. The people he calls his friends are helping him get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 171,808 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Pretty Girls, All In A Row by goat dono reviews
Lisa/Kensei. Rule 69: Never trust a pervert.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Lisa Y., Kensei M. - Complete
I'm always sorry in the morning by sinemoras09 reviews
Obito survives. AU. Obito, others. Obito x Rin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Sunglasses by sinemoras09 reviews
Obito in the Uchiha clan. Obito, others. Gen. Angst. Spoilers for Shippuden episodes 119-120, chapters 242-244 of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Pride before Denial by paynesgrey reviews
Sesshoumaru's mother has a plan for teenage Inuyasha. Warnings for adult content, consensual underage relationship, manipulation. Inuyasha x Sesshoumaru's Mother. ONESHOT.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sesshoumaru's Mother, Inuyasha - Complete
I Am Not A Goldfish by cathedral carver reviews
Of impertinence, insomnia and the loneliest ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beauty or Precision by fyren galan reviews
Neville didn’t take stock in beauty. He had no need for it. Precision, however, was a different story. Neville/Severus SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Shock Value by visely reviews
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Iba Tetsuzaemon's New Year Resolutions by crazyarsonist reviews
Iba's already made his resolutions. Have you?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Iba T. - Complete
High by Mikami reviews
Shinji x Orihime. Three part oneshot. A really horny Shinji comes to terms with his craving for an orange-haired human. Anime and Manga SPOILERS.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Orihime I., Shinji H. - Complete
Punishment by CircadianDance reviews
He never saw it coming. Warnings: Dubcon, spanking, chan. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pursuit and the Penknife by Curley Green reviews
Chasing Bellatrix was exactly what Neville expected it to be. Catching her was not. AU in which Bellatrix survived the Battle of Hogwarts and escaped capture. Neville/Bellatrix. Heed the rating. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Neville L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Tanoshimi by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. AU. Kisame had never tried to force her to love him, but it had happened anyway. Kisame/femNaruto genderswitch
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Kisame H., Naruto U. - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Camillo reviews
A Severus/Luna story. Is Severus losing his memory, or are there other forces at work? Luna probably knows, but she tends to talk more when she’s had some lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Play Date by Eros ex Nihilo reviews
Yachiru invites Orihime to Soul Society for a play date, but Orihime ends up getting more than she expected out of the Eleventh Division captain, Zaraki Kenpachi. Funny and sexy - basically smut with little redeeming social value.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/15/2009 - K. Zaraki, Orihime I. - Complete
In You I See Stars by sinemoras09 reviews
Zabuza finds out Haku is a girl. AU. female Haku x Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Strangers by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
[He shivered as her breath tickled his ear. “Show me love,” she whispered pleadingly, “Even if it’s not real.”] Fem Naruto. A series of short, sensual shots. Lemon scented.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Someone To Run To by aadarshinah reviews
To keep Sirius from dying, Harry will do anything, even if she doesn't know she's doing it. NON-OoC Girl!Harry/SS, cannon thru GoF, with a dash of sarcasm, spring cleaning, and mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 277,486 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never Entirely Free by kilara25 reviews
Every relationship in Rose's life is more complicated than it ought to be. Sirius and girl!Harry, warning for non-explicit dubcon and inappropriate liberties with a minor. Prequel to Girl in the War and Twelve Hundred Hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bibliophile by cloneserpents reviews
During the trio's stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You'll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Benefits of Friendship by Foxieglove reviews
Gregory Goyle remembers Vincent Crabbe, both the good and the bad. Draco seeks forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Gregory G., Draco M. - Complete
Sailor and Spread by Tattered Stylus reviews
They enjoy the feel of each other. Shunsui/Lisa
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Lisa Y., Shunsui K. - Complete
Liars by DaphneRunning reviews
The night before Minerva McGonagall begins teaching at Hogwarts, she pays an unexpected visit to Alastor Moody, the brash young Auror. Will eventually span the 1950s to the end of the First War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Alastor M., Minerva M.
Involved by unkeptsecret reviews
Kakashi makes a point of not getting involved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
creaking, broken, wet by Finnimbrun reviews
Kisame can never go home again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The World Shall Brightly Burn by GUROLoli reviews
There are boys, there are stupid boys, and then there are the Marauders. This is the story of their humble beginnings and subsequent rise to the status of gods amongst pranksters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,576 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The 13th Use of Dragons Blood by picascribit reviews
1976: It's Spring, they're sixteen, and studying for OWLs is not exactly the first thing on their minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2009 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
NABOKOV by carpetfibers reviews
A Nabokovian look at what most would see as an immoral attraction. Inspired by the obvious. Fully complete. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,632 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of Giants and Murderers by GiantMonkeyMan reviews
One-Shot. Hagrid and Voldemort are born in the same year and meet on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Rubeus H., Voldemort - Complete
Had We Never Loved So Blindly by Mahsa FF reviews
Tonks seeks a deeper connection in her relationship with the elusive Remus than mere sexual intimacy. Her attempts to gain his trust are thwarted by a series of misunderstandings, leading to a disastrous encounter with Sirius. Strong adult content. CH8 UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Venomous Fangs by Flashryan reviews
Venom takes on a Predator when they come hunting in New York. Poor Spidey just wants to live. Looks like the antihero is about to save the city, while trying to deal with Carnage and SpiderMan at the same time.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
A Body to Match the Mind by kiwi wiki reviews
When it came to women, Jiraiya wasn’t at all picky. So long as she had breasts and a vagina, he’d do her. This would, of course, inevitably come back to bite him in the ass. AU, JINARU, CRACK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Twelve Hundred Hours by kilara25 reviews
Prequel to Girl In the War. Rose Potter stays the summer at Grimmauld Place, and Snape comes to visit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shelter from the Storm by tonraq reviews
PreAnime. Kuukaku is visited by a strange pair, one rainy Rukongai night. Now made AU by the release of recent manga chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,488 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kukaku S., K. Zaraki - Complete
A Gratuitous Interlude by tonraq reviews
Follows Shelter From the Storm. A scenario exploring what might have happened between Kuukaku and Zaraki after the captaincy celebrations. AU, smut.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kukaku S., K. Zaraki - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5300 - Favs: 9,485 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Sinews of Thy Heart by Amarielle reviews
The war altered nothing at Grimmauld Place. The house stayed the same, but its inhabitants changed. Against every natural law, Remus Lupin found a place where he belonged inside one of the largest hearts he'd ever known: the heart of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,677 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Fat and Sweat and Squishy Noises by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT! A short story about Hermione seeing a crude act in the night. Snape catches her and has to explain sex... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Restricted Section by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT. Hermione stumbles upon a Dark Arts book on seduction that pulls her in and doesn't release her. Snape catches her in the night and helps her out. Warning: Explicit! -EDITED-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Thicker Than Water by ckret2 reviews
When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Sakon, Zetsu
The Dark Side of the Moon by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Remus Lupin has a ... particular interest in Luna Lovegood. But purely paternal, of course! Naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Afterwards by Mazuku reviews
ItaKisa, oneshot. Kisame wonders why Itachi finds intimacy so awkward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Stars Fall by Lady Altair reviews
A post DH AU in three parts. We all craft our own happy endings. Even in the best of all possible worlds, romances decay and constellations fall from the sky, but Remus Lupin will pin them back up in a world that has already forgotten what he sacrificed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,419 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Remus L., Lavender B. - Complete
Nocturnal 'missions by Alisonven reviews
Slughorn is such an obliging chap. He'll help a colleague in need, so long as he can turn a tidy profit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Horace S., Rubeus H. - Complete
Scenes from a Garden by Quillslinger reviews
Silence is the blood whose flesh is singing. Marluxia/Naminé, just like the doctor ordered.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Marluxia, Naminé - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Girl in the War by kilara25 reviews
Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Killing Time in the Seventies by TrailingJasmine reviews
Andromeda was born into a life of wealth and privilege. Ted was born in a two bedroom house in the East End of London. They've been at Hogwarts together for six years but barely know the other exists. WARNING: LAST CHAPTER CONTAINS DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILER
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,350 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Awake by Natasha-Von-Lecter reviews
The dark side has triumphed, leaving Hermione Granger little better than a slave to her former Potions Master. But owning a body doesn’t mean owning a heart, and she must deal with the unfortunate repercussions of following her own. Dark DubCon NonCon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Shippo's Little Asymmetric Dragon by Abraxas Qlippoth reviews
As a teenager, Shippo develops a weird tattoo fetish, which leads to his sick & perverted demise. sick and twisted alert!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Shippo - Complete
Gohatto by Abraxas Qlippoth reviews
As a child Rin uncovered Sesshoumaru's terrible & secret fetish. When she grows up & falls in love it returns & destroys her life. Rated for its sick, twisted & disturbing adult themes. sick and twisted alert!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Chance Meetings by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre DH] Petunia Dursley, waiting for Vernon on a night out, runs into someone she wasn't expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Petunia D., Horace S. - Complete
Experiments by Shivakashi reviews
Post Timeskip. Sakura’s curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Downward Spiral by AubreyWitch reviews
In which Neji is screwed, literally. ONE SHOT LIME NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The 1969 Tonic Affair by Harmonic Friction reviews
Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,414 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Four Weeks of Rain by Rilina reviews
Rainy season comes to Konoha. Set during the timeskip. With appearances by Tsunade, Shizune, Kurenai, Asuma, Anko, Ibiki, Temari, Shikamaru, Genma, Raidou, Iwashi, Rock Lee, Kiba, Kakashi, Sakura, and Shibi. Genfic, one shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Lone Wolf by moonyprof reviews
Lupin works the night shift on a golden oldies radio show, learns how to do his laundry, and eats his own sofa. Takes place just prior to PoA. Parody of angst fic. No slash, no het, just Lupin. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Stallions by Harmonic Friction reviews
Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
And Then by Xinthos reviews
...There were none. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
A 12 Step Program by FalseEyelashes reviews
12 steps. 12 steps, and you can cure alcoholism, sex addiction, a love of coke, an uncontrollable rage or that hatred within yourself. 12 steps and you can dance in reverse, fall apart and watch the carefully constructed fabric of your life unravel. And i
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
Crabbe and Goyle are Dead by Redcoast reviews
The books from Crabbe and Goyle’s point of view. Homage to “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead,” except without the existentialism. Much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Vincent C., Gregory G.
Imperius by Jess Pallas reviews
“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,480 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Wolf Covers Its Tracks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Ten years after the end of the war, everyone thinks Fenrir Greyback is dead. Everyone except Remus Lupin, that is. When Remus follows his maker's trail to the Canadian wilderness, their confrontation reopens many old wounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Black Christmas by AMarguerite reviews
Professor Slughorn goes to a Black family Christmas party, observes the dynamics of pureblooded society, and gets very drunk. Featuring a fight between Sirius and Snape, a kiss between Narcissa and Lucius, and a great deal of eavesdropping by Slughorn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Horace S., Narcissa M. - Complete
You forgot to take your Potion tonight by Possum132 reviews
Sybill Trelawney makes another prophecy and Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin and Severus Snape are left to dangle in the wind, helpless victims of Cruel Fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,767 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Epicurean by ecdyses reviews
Lord Voldemort is a man of discerning taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
20 Things We Learnt About Kuchiki Rukia by afrai reviews
There are two schools of thought on the stories about my mother, writes Kuchiki Rukia's son in his 154th year.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Rukia K. - Complete
Give her hell from us, Peeves! by Possum132 reviews
A meandering little story of what Dolores Umbridge, Filius Flitwick and Severus Snape were thinking and doing when Fred and George decided that they'd outgrown fulltime education. Warning ... evil Hufflepuff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Severus S., Dolores U. - Complete
Bulgarian Mascara by DeniPie reviews
Hermione's got some making up to do
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The Electra Complex by DeniPie reviews
When Fuu was five, men became the source of all her problems. And it appeared that now, at fifteen, they still were. FM, FJ, JS implied.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 93,307 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
I was only teasing him, sir by Possum132 reviews
Who did Bertha Jorkins see kissing Florence behind the greenhouses? Severus Snape, of course. A sad, sordid little incident from Snape's youth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Unfeel by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: How a young man's guilt drove him towards madness, and ultimately how he was saved from it. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sheep in Wolf's Clothing by Briana Rose reviews
Tonks may be Snape's double, Molly is worried, and Remus is, simply, Sweater. RLxNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Threesome at Spinner's End by Possum132 reviews
What was Severus Snape really thinking when Bella and Cissy paid their call? Beware, sordid back story involving Snape and the Malfoys. Follow up to Malice in his voice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Expidence by Dyce reviews
COMPLETE. A very alternative universe, in which one word in the wrong ear sets off a very different train of events from the canon. SSNM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Deconstruction by kirikarin reviews
Tonks is sent to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Percy Weasley after his abrupt departure from the Ministry of Magic. Nothing is what it seems. The deeper Tonks goes, the more sinster and complex Percy's life appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Percy W., N. Tonks - Complete
Fear and Loathing in Romania by FalseEyelashes reviews
Tonks is begrudgingly sent to Romania to fetch Charlie Weasley and bring him back to the Order. Everything that can go wrong manages to and the two find themselves running for their lives, without magic, from both Death Eaters and the Muggle police and so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,178 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 7/30/2004 - N. Tonks
Of Rust and Stardust by MissMoppet reviews
If you think me bad-tempered... in want of manners and beguiling social graces, then do try to remember that I was, after all, raised by a house elf." Some battles are closer to home-just ask Pansy Parkinson. (Pansy)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Pansy P., Draco M.
Correction by Resmiranda reviews
[SessRin] Reset, record, rewind. You can always get it right next time. [Dark] [one-shot]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
A Little Bit of Light by MissMoppet reviews
You have to leave me a little something. I have to have her, that little bit of light." Who really holds the power in Malfoy Manor? (LuciusPansy) one-shotcomplete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Lucius M., Pansy P.
Detention by FernWithy reviews
Fourth-year Tonks serves a detention with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
The Wolf Pack by Briana Rose reviews
In OotP, Sirius makes reference to Umbridge drawing up anti-werewolf laws. What if Umbridge hated werewolves for a different reason than the one Sirius presents? What if she wanted them for her own selfish goals? Features a pre-Hogwarts Lupin. Ch10 now up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,027 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Remus L., Dolores U.
Homespun by dentedsky reviews
About the depressed housewife, who falls for her youngest son's best friend. Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Molly W., Hermione G.
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Block the Mountain Troll by harbaxen reviews
There's a troll loose in Privet Drive..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Harry P., Rubeus H.
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sparrow by Mei Murasaki reviews
Oddly enough, the only one she doesn't despise at this musty, old school is the only one who despises her. Fleur/Hermione femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
The GrangerSnape Primer by Warrego reviews
The Reader's Digest Condensed version of every fanfic you've ever read ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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Pleasing Miss Potter reviews
Come one, come all, to see fem!Harry become the object of many a man's (and creature's) lust.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P.
The Howling reviews
Fem!werewolf!Harry, BWL!Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Neville L.
Stiff reviews
Live women make too much noise. Drabble.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Just a Nibble reviews
Smutty (or not) drabbles, flash fiction, and ficlets. Many pairings/characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,958 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U.
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