Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural.
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Ok so I found this on a profile and it says post this on your profile if anything on here blah blah blah...anyway I never do this but I had to with this ok here goes!
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
This One's just too coll not to be here
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“When you get older I hope you have kids like you.”
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
"People are like slinkies - it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs."
"I brake for fairies, elves, gnomes, leprechauns, and other invisible creatures that only I can see."
"If stupidity was a crime half the human race would be hung at every cross road."
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Experience is learning a lot of crap you didn't really want to know.
Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
I didn't say it was your fault, I SAID, I was going to blame you.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.
DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON
Ahhhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
If jackasses could fly, this place would be an airport.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Avoid foods with "surprise" in their names
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup"
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer"
Do not meddle in the affairs of artists, for this is satire and you would look good in lingerie."
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference
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