Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Fairy Tales.
My name is Chris Brampton
Well it's a start, isn't it
Sorry if this writing is making you delirious.
This is a bit boring...
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You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Yep. I admit it.
. The Chaos Code... My attempt at adventur
. Great Minds Think Alike (COMPLETE) - How did Athena and Dr Chase get together? My attempt at romance
. It's the Vivienne Vindicto Show! (COMPLETE) - the Olympians get self-help. My attempt at humour.
. Some kind of attempt at mystery...
. Possibly a tiny bit of Shakespeare - good old Shakey...
. An Event of Serial Misfortune...no...A Misfortune of Eventful Serials...that's not right...A Serial of Misfortunes Eventually...that's still not right.
. Bit of Dickens modernisation here and there...
. Greek myths (?!)
. Harry Potter...ooh...dare I?
. Biographing Evil - during DH, Rita is interviewing everybody's favourite Dark Lord for a biography she's writing about him.
UPDATE: Sorry if I'm being a bit slow on the story front. The Chaos Code is still being written and planned as I type. I promise that I will complete this - but I'm not entirely sure whether to swear that on the river Styx yet.
SPEWLCHEQ LIVETH ON! COME, GRAMMATICAL ORDERS! STORM HIS CASTLE OF 'E-BEFORE-I-EXCEPT-BEFORE-C' AND THE TOWER OF GRAMMATICAL INCORRECTNESS! COME UPON HIS CLOAK OF ERROR AND PULL OFF THE GLOVES OF MISTAKES! BRING HIM OUT INTO HIS COURTYARD OF ANTIPROOFREADING AND LET THE GLORIOUS SUN OF SPELLCHECK BURN AND CLEANSE HIS ERRING HIDE! RALLY AND GO TO WAR!
Ahem - sorry. Captain Perfection of the Spellcheck Brigade (closely allied with the Typo Brigade) keeps busting out of his cupboard and typing military manifestos into my profile. I apologise for any inconveniences resulting.
. Lucas Mantova - poetic son of Apollo
http://www.fictionpress.com/u/584439/ - My FictionPress account. No stories at the moment - bloody coursework. A few poems - I'm dividing my time between FF.net and FictionPress. That might mean that updating is a little slooooooowwwww...
(do it now)
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