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Joined 07-09-07, id: 1321416, Profile Updated: 01-30-09
Author has written 7 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Cartoon X-overs, Death Note, and Donnie Darko.

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A Collection of Drabbles by anthrop reviews
A challange found on dA to write ten drabbles to ten songs. Various pairings. Chapter four: Edgar/Devi.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/25/2008
Will You Miss Me? by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
After making a tough decision, Mello decides to visit Near one more time in order to talk to him and ask him one question in particular. "Near... Will you miss me when I'm gone?" Slight MxN
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Inferiority Complex by Bialy reviews
A collection of Matsuda stories, mostly short, based off the Ficlet 50 prompts. Because the guy doesn't get enough love. Spoiler warning for pretty much everything in the series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,853 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Should Be or Shouldn't Be? by bloodXblade reviews
Mello wanted Near to look up to him. Near wanted Mello not to look down on him. Both wanting to be better to catch the others' attention. Both wanting to tell each other what they really feel. Yet they didn't. Will they ever?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Desideratum by Serria reviews
L didn't have a real name and he finds his immunity to the Death Note tragic. Light joins him on his journey of self discovery when Interpol joins the task force in finding Kira. The battle of the wits between detective and suspect isn't over. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,264 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Light Y., L
The Joys of Parenthood by Arjenau reviews
It’s only natural – James is looking for a substitute for Mary, and Harry’s so desperate for human contact that even a slightly pudgy, surly manchild will do. James/Harry, Daisychain RP-based, short drabble
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Solitude by Link-luvr reviews
Japas reflects on his place in life. Does anyone really know who he is? Mikau X Japas Slash. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Mikau - Complete
Stuffed Animals by LawliPop reviews
Misa misplaces her stuffed animal. L proves to be more of a hindrance than a help. [LxMisa][oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
Inferiority Complex by hiyokoriko-na reviews
Sometimes, being unappreciated can bring two people together for a moment, even if one's a Mafia thug and the other is a naive cop. Matsuda meets Mello. It's NOT YAOI.Spoilers to end of series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Mello, Matsuda T. - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Thumbsucker by bitterending reviews
He honestly didn't know why it surprised him so much. The way Ryuuzaki constantly gnawed at his thumb during the day, it shouldn't come as a shock to know he sucked his thumb at night.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Kiss by whitesakura reviews
Three kisses. Three different outcomes. Contains Kaibacest. Mokuba&Seto.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Caught by GalaxyDancer reviews
Nobody ever dreams of what would happen if Nny was arrested, but I'm just insane enough to sleep. Johnny's been arrested, and his way of dealing with it is... most Johnnylike.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Johnny C., Reverend Meat - Complete
Ceaseless Nightmare by SaJi reviews
MokubaSeto smutt. PWPish. Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Not My Muse by lefcadio reviews
Mello x Near. There are a lot of things Mello doesn't want to admit to, and Near has a way of making it worse.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
The World by whitesakura reviews
Mokuba has never been a pessimist. He wants to offer Seto the world, if only he would take it. Contains incest. Mokuba&Seto, Seto&Mokuba.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Charade by lefcadio reviews
Light x L. When you're handcuffed to someone, insomnia takes its toll in one way or another.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Life, Love, and Styrofoam 2 by TheDarkLordKeisha reviews
The sequel to my crappy little EffNny fic! Joy!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Life, Love, snd Styrofoam by TheDarkLordKeisha reviews
Worst title ever. Mr. Eff and DBoy discuss Nny after another failed suicide. Oneshot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Attack of the Bad Fanfiction by Miyaka the Swordmaster reviews
A parody of all the horrible fanfiction in our world. Semi-gift for Zarla. Enjoy, but try not to let your brain explode. (Chapter 3 UP! If you can call it a chapter, that is...)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005
Knots by mistykasumi reviews
Relationships always progress in stages, and Seto and Mokuba’s relationship is no different. SetoxMokuba INCEST
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
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Watership Down reviews
Short little drabble involving Frank and Donnie. Hints at slash if you squint a bit.
Donnie Darko - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
The Pinnochio Complex reviews
Psychodoughboy/Mr Eff eventually. Johnny C's been to heaven and hell and back; effectively flushing the waste. The Doughboys served their master, served their purpose, and were reclaimed. But then what?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,010 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Psycho Doughboy, Mr. Eff
Contagious reviews
Just an idea I had to write. Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Lipstick reviews
Won't be finished, but makes sense as is. Mello/Near
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Second reviews
Warning: offensive. I went there. L decides to make up for failing to catch Kira. ONESHOT.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - L - Complete
Supple Little Frame reviews
What have I done? ...Salad Fingers/Hubert Cumberdale.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Dboy's letter reviews
ONESHOT. Dboy writes a letter to Eff not connected to the main fic.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Psycho Doughboy, Mr. Eff - Complete