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Joined 07-09-07, id: 1321541, Profile Updated: 03-19-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

What's my name? Just call me Kitten. I'm cute and love to play with string. :3
How old am I? I'm 21 (!), going to be 22 (!) in 2012 (!) in January. If you want to be specific, I'll be turning so on January 12. Remember that. I like to get presents on my birthday!
What's my gender? Female.
Where do I live? Where the cowboys roam and where it's illegal to drive horses to school.
What do I enjoy doing in my spare time? I'm sure I could name off many, many things. But I won't. Because saying that I enjoy doing things would more than likely be a lie. Really, my only pastime is reading fanfiction, or writing it. Or surfing the wonderful place called Youtube or surfing the wonderful world called the "internet" for random pictures that I can manipulate and make pretty with photoshop. Oh, and music. I like music, too. Oh, and we can't forget movies, can we? I love those psychological thrillers- mainly because they're not so gorey and whatnot, and it doesn't take a load to make me pee myself. I'd rather be scared witless than vomiting from too much scenery, you know? I guess reading could also be considered a pastime; not fanfiction, but fiction.
What brings me to FF.net? That's a very good question. I think it's because the majority of my fanfiction obsession is because of a few select writers on this site. That and the fact that I feel like I can learn a few tips from joining. I never was really confident in my ability as a writer.

My current pathetic obsession is Naruto.
I love the NaruSaku pairing, though I don't particularly mind others. The one exception to this is NaruHina, sorry.

Current Projects:
Porcelain (KibaHina, NaruSaku) two-shot - Hinata's unmistakable love for Naruto is brought to a jolting halt, and it seems Kiba's the only one who can help save her now.

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The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
The Divine Sharingan by LadyJenDragon reviews
Memmories of an old mission changes Team 7 forever. Now, with Orochimaru devilishly searching for the elusive Divine Sharingan secrets, the key to the future rests with Haruno Sakura. Eventually a KakaSak pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,106 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Return from the End by TheGreatHibiki reviews
He had lived far beyond his years, far longer than any other human. he had seen Eons. Loosing all but the memories of her. Her name, forgotten, her face, her voice. Only the color of her hair. Yellow sat awaiting the end of the earth. remembering Pink.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forgiveness by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because in the real world, irrational, naïve girls will never learn about true happily ever afters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Alone by Porkchop's Little Ditty reviews
Coming home to an empty house is depressing. Realizing you were never alone from an unlikely source is mind blowing. Always look underneath the underneath.. or just let things happen the way they were meant to be. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,598 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Domino by Marilena reviews
Sasuke has some weird ideas about how his relationship with Sakura should be. Feeling insecure and inexperienced, Sakura decides to ask her former instructor for help. However, Kakashi's teaching methods have always been unconventional.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Kakashi's Research by Micaru reviews
Year after year Kakashi's remained a devoted fan of Jiraiya’s infamous “Icha Icha Paradise”. But what happens when he wants to try his own hand at erotic penmanship and a certain pinkhaired chunin inspires him to partake in his own bit of research?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,031 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
First Day of My Life by yukisyo reviews
[ »kakasaku ] AU. It was upon me faster than I could even realize. Quietly, she had crept through my guard, until a point where she was a necessity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
NaruSaku A to Z by ilikecheese56 reviews
A collection of twenty six short stories about Naruto and Sakura, focusing on different points in their daily lives as the two grow closer together. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Rescheduled Appointment by MisterBunny reviews
Kakashi's checkup, which was rudely interrupted by some unfortunate events, has been rescheduled! And let me tell you, is he dreading every last second of it...but why? Could it possibly be that he's a bit of a scaredy cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,920 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Be A Man by Porkchop's Little Ditty reviews
A brief conversation between a father and son on how to be happily married. More of a writing exercise to try out different points of view. Not to be taken as a serious story or collection of stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Shikamaru N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Splitting Hairs by stalkymcgee reviews
ANBU era. KakaYamish. Kakashi gets Tenzou to drop his towel. Not nearly as sexy as it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Another Wolf by dragonsnap reviews
And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Crushed On reviews
Crushing on someone isn't always as easy as it seems. Unfortunately, neither is a confession. So, when Sakura refuses to tell a certain someone about her feelings for him, it's decided that something must be done. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rekindled Soul reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have a little talk. Takes place post timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Radiant reviews
Sakura unintentionally steals her sensei's breath away... Drabble, KakaSaku complete with sparkles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Porcelain Cracks reviews
Hinata's love for Naruto is brought to a screeching halt. KibaHina fluff slight NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Smile reviews
Even though no one else seemed to like him or show any interest in him at all whatsoever, he still smiled. And she wondered why. NaruSaku fluffship
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete