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Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

well,hmmm,I'm a teen I live in the us.

I have a big fam,8 kids,so i like to read and get in my own world.if you think your life sucks try sharing one room,a small room with 3 other ppl and all there crap!beds,dressers,shewith lves.stuff like that.it will drive you nuts!!with out my comp and all the story's and books I read I would be dead by worst head ache,besides max ride's.

Im crazy,I love to scream,play with fire,go swamping guys that aren't very good people (lo~friggen L)

STEAL MY ICON!IT ROCKS!

I cheer for the JETS.

i LOVE,

ear plug's!!

cookies!(DUH)

Maximum Ride.(DUH)

Sisterhood of the travailing pants.

food!!(DUH)

candles.

fire!(I know wierd.)

the comp!!(computer) Im like in love with it!!

cooking,Ilove cooking it's so fun.

cake!!

chocolate.

dorks like me!

James pat.

my big sister,the eldest one.

hanna.

my best friend EVER,britney!! but she moved :(

My fave singers are.

Avril lavigne.

Snow patrol.

Lil mama.

Hilary duff .

so i think by now you know Im to weird to handle.

yarr im a hiper bannana eating monkey!

by the way kids do taste like chicken!!

i put this on because people told me to

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.\93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliche, rainxface,maximumride24

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If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU PRO

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if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

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if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

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This is what Happens when You Leave by blossom993 reviews
Fang left when Max was 18. 7 years later Max and the flock live in New York with Max's boyfriend, Jinx. What happens when Fang comes back? Love, heartbreak, and do i hear wedding bells! Who in the world is getting married? JAX FAX BIGGY! READ THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/15/2007
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
My Waking Nightmare by God-of-goats-loves-books reviews
Set after MR3, Max accidentally causes Fang to leave the flock one night but after 4 years they find each other again. How will the flock react? How will Max and Fang deal? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 134,286 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Max, Fang
This Love by xobriannaxo reviews
Derek&his 5 friends wanted to avoid the heartless world of random hookups and friendswithbenefits by being "together".The rules were clear love no one outside the group but when Casey comes the rules become blurred for Derek&he starts to fall for another.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,278 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Broken Pieces by xobriannaxo reviews
16 year old Casey was sent to live with 23 year old Derek so that he could fix her life but he ended up falling for her at the same time.Can they make it through life together despite all the issues that separate them?longer summ inside/only chap24 M rate
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 111,618 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
12 Days Of Christmas by Penname.Of.Doom reviews
Max was taken away 8 years ago and this Christmas she escaped and she has found the Flock. But she isn’t exactly the person that they were expecting. She looks different: younger, older and birdier at the same time! Can she put her family back together?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,206 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Max, Fang
If I Asked You To, Would You Kill Me? by Irene Sharda reviews
When Fang is captured by Erasers, he finds that something inside him, once dormant, has now awakened. Hidden agendas and key players are suddenly revealed, and it's up to Max & Flock to save Fang from their enemies and possibly from himself... AU/Post-SOF
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 162,138 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Max
Saving the World is a Pain in the You Know What by Showers' Inc reviews
Three years after the takedown of Itex, Max and the flock seem to be safe and free ... until some old friends reappear. And Max is forced to save the world ... again. Warning: FAXNESS and possible CHARACTER DEATH! Sorry, story's better than the summary.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,274 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 9/8/2007
My Secret by I Luv Captain Terror reviews
Max and Fang find comfort in each other one night, two months later Max realizes she is pregnant. Basically, this story is a totally fresh look on an overdone plot. You'll love it. Rating to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,862 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Max, Fang
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
the life of a normal flock by dy9404 reviews
max and the flock move in with maxs mom and her sister ella. they have destroyed intex and are now attending school. nudge gets a boyfriend chrismas is coming first fanfiction so dont be to harsh and please read through chapter 1 i gets beter please reve
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008
What Is Wrong With Me? by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
I can never forget my time with him because he was unforgettable.Sam was always there for everyone being their guardian angel & now he really was.A story how 2 lose someone,but find eachother in the process. Love is never easy and always unexpected. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 255,295 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
The Pact by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
Five years ago six friends graduated from highschool.They were six friends who now had to say goodbye.So before they left they made a pact.That in five years no matter what happened or where they were they would meet up again for one summer. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,627 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Fighting Words by Do Not Even Try reviews
Stop laughing. I’m being serious. I. Hate. You. More than I hate asparagus. More than I hate California. More than I hate that ugly color called Eggplant that ruins the whole pack of Crayola Crayons. MileyxJake Dedicated to BeautifulxxDisasterx.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S., Jake R. - Complete
The Whole Picture by xobriannaxo reviews
Life was always full of problems for them and now the problems keep getting bigger and bigger.The question is can their marriage stay strong through everything life throws them? Dasey! SEQUEL TO BROKEN PIECES! youtube trailer on profile page
Crossover - Degrassi & Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Spinner M., Derek V. - Complete
Alone Together by baby-bird7 reviews
Max and fang have been caught and they have to stay in a prison cell together with only one cot the rating may turn to m so be careful i'm really bad at summerys soo pllllleeeeaaaasssse just read it please R&R . fax iggyoc
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
If Max became a preggo by Purple with Irony reviews
After three years...something happens...Fang and Max get prego? FAX ,duh, NIGGY and other romance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Fang, Max
Still There For Me by hellolove reviews
The Jonas Brothers are moving to Malibu and are staying with the Stewarts for a couple weeks. Loe. Niley. Kevin will have someone. HeatherXRobbie.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 96,104 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Untouched by LoveIsWrittenOnMyArms reviews
Marley wanted her mom to know her. Bowie wanted a father to lean on. Nemo just wanted two parents who cared. Lilly-centric.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,081 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
The Final Valediction by FlamingFlie reviews
Waves crash on the distance shore and their shattering smacks resound around the world, the end is coming, or it’s already here, it will consume us like a hungry fire and we have nothing to stop it. *After Max III and contains Fax*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,691 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007
I AM by Penname.Of.Doom reviews
Maximum Ride is a famous pop star and is different from other teen sensations she just wants to be normal and find people who like her for her. She gets an idea to get a new alias and attened local high school, where she hopefully met an ordinary guy. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Tragic by lov4lif97 reviews
Miley's life in going down hill, everything is gone. But everything changes when Miley learns the real point in life. Then Miley gets preganent, what is there to do.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
A Night by the Moon by blossom993 reviews
someone is sitting outside at midnight thinking about Max. full of romance. to find out who is thinking of Max you have to read. NOT A SLASH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Resistance by Do Not Even Try reviews
“Why do I let you do this to me? I'm a prisoner, and you're creatively torturing me!” MileyJake
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jake R., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Delusional by FlamingFlie reviews
What is the difference between raw magic and pure insanity?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Out in the Open by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
FAX! Max is trying to hide her feelings for Fang from herself. But how can she suceed if he is with her all the time. And everytime something is about to happen between them they are interrupted. Until Fang decides to take it into his own hands...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,764 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
That's Wrong by Do Not Even Try reviews
Geez, who knew what algebra homework and vanilla cherry blossom shampoo could do! ONESHOT. JILEY.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Jake R., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Mouse Chase by Do Not Even Try reviews
You chase me because I'm the only mouse you can’t catch.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III, Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
My Saving Grace by Do Not Even Try reviews
Jake Ryan hit a very sour note in his life. And there is only one person who can save him. ONESHOT JILEY
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Jake R., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
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twisted life reviews
theres FAX!and NIGGY!and theres 31 chapters so far! has not been updated in forever,and the first few chapters SUCK,but i'm still learning!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007
Death reviews
max's feeling's for fang,spill out in a one chapter very short after she finds that he's wonderful hot! life has come to a end.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete