DutchyAndYummers
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Joined 07-09-07, id: 1321561, Profile Updated: 04-11-09
Author has written 4 stories for Newsies.

There's not much to say here, so instead I'm going to point out a bunch of random, useless information:

1. Miniture Cows do exist. Google it.

2. The Emperor in Mulan looks just like an Asian Dumbledore

3. Anatidaephobia is the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you

4. I saw an alpaca farm on my way to the orthodontist

5. Don't heat water in your microwave, it can get superheated

6. Charlie Browns father was a barber

7. Dark Chocolate helps prevent cancer

8. I am currently typing with only my left hand

9. Monday is the most favored day for committing suicide

10. When you call someone a twit, you're really calling them a pregnant goldfish

Ooo... aren't lists just barrels of fun!?

To anyone who bothered to read this: Do you think Yummers and myself should start up a story similar to Titles Are For Stupid People? All in favor just review on the last chapter of the previously mentioned story telling us so. ~Dutchy

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The Unbreakable Vow by Ash Darklighter reviews
Strange lights are seen across a deserted country lane. The wizarding world is calling him home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,559 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lost and Found by Fennity reviews
David leaves home for bigger and better things, and finds that real life exists where he never would've thought. Happiness, sadness, and all things in between. Oh, and lots of slashy boy nonsense. ::amused resignation:: Do enjoy.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/31/2008 - David J.
Stuffed by passionate fire reviews
It's Mush's birthday, and Dutchy's got a surprise...a surprise no one expects... rated t for explosions of epic proportions
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Dutchy, Mush - Complete
Vices and Virtues by passionate fire reviews
What're ya gonna do, Blink?" Race shot back. "Murder me too?"
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,016 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Jack K., Kid Blink
Stupid Bloody Ink Bottle by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny has had a bad day. She was late for charms, she got caught hexing some prat and she got sprayed with pumpkin juice, because Errol landed in it. Further more, she's embarrassed because Harry has just seen her, in her pink bunny rabbit pajamas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Great Expectations by Cassandra's Cross reviews
A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny’s 2nd pregnancy & Hermione’s 1st. Ron & Hermione join Harry & Ginny on 'The Next Great Adventure' as they await the births of Albus Potter & Rose Weasley. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,943 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Thorn by AngelicToxin reviews
“If you were a rose, what part would you be?” Michael and Ryan examine their friendship since their childhoods. Fluffy Blush.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Mush, Kid Blink - Complete
Relief by 2gsdip reviews
XXXXX THIS STORY IS BEING REVISED! XXXXXXX. Don't read till this summary changes. THANKS! ; For those waiting for the sequel I promised, i have to change a few things in this first to make everything tie together better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Arry Potter and the Seven House Elves by Logie reviews
Mirror..?" Lucius asked, leaning dramatically against the wall, "Am I hotter than "'Arry?" The mask known as Charlie looked at him for a real long time. "Well..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Meaningless: Lacking Rational Direction or Purpose by Dewy - 2 JBFA WINS reviews
I am a firm believer in serendipity - all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along,' --David Levithan. Series of meaningless 1000 word drabbles! HIATUS
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007
Always Watching by Logie reviews
Good looks can have deadly consequences . Slash warning cowritten with Passionate Fire on Hiatus forever. sorry!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Mush, Kid Blink
Never Swipe a Necklace by passionate fire reviews
Fangirls are a terrible, terrible thing. Now complete
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Mush, Kid Blink - Complete
Newsie Slash by passionate fire reviews
A girl sings about her love of slash pairings in the Newsie Fandom, to the tune of Santa Fe.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Muddah by cakefic reviews
Crack!fic kind of. During Carrying the Banner, Kid Blink wonders if he really is Specs' muddah. Oneshot.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Kid Blink, Specs - Complete
La Vie Newsie by passionate fire reviews
Instead of King of New York, what if the Newsies had sung something a little different? Rated T
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mystical Bubbles of Truth2 by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
REVISED! Come for the adventure, stay for the sexual tension. Parody of the 4th movie... not book...movie! Enjoy! R&R. Parce que we love you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Spot's Lullaby by Seaver42 reviews
Short little OneShot. It's Hush Little Baby, Brooklyn Style.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Spot C. - Complete
How the Newsie Got His Cap by Seaver42 reviews
“Well kid, you don’t just get a hat. You have to earn it.” Not true. Blink was taking advantage of the kid's innocence now, but hey, he’ll grow out of it soon enough. May as well have fun with it. OneShot
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Just a Friendly Wager by stress reviews
Mush and Race make a simple wager over something that has plagued us all at one time or another.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Racetrack H., Mush - Complete
Night of the Living Scabs by SakiSaki reviews
Chapter Six: End of the World. Les and Sarah continue their quest for Tibby's, while the group of six encounter trouble.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,898 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Skittery
Harry Potter and the Floating Porcupines by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
Yet another installment of our Harry Potter parodies. There is no plot and it is almost painfully random. Parody of the 1st Harry Potter MOVIE...not book, MOVIE. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Silly Songs With Marky by Sargent Snarky reviews
Mark gets swept into song along with his stuffed penguin, Steve. Silliness abounds to the tunes of Veggie Tales!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
Newsies Q&A by Raven's Wing reviews
You know all those burning questions you have that the movie just didn't answer? Like: What is Spot's key REALLY for? Well here is your chance to have them answered. INSANITY ENSUES IN LATEST UPDATE!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,774 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 8/7/2003
Under the Eyepatch by SakiSaki reviews
Everyone wants to know what's there.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Kid Blink - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mystical Bubbles of Truth by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
Come for the adventure, stay for the sexual tension. Parody of the 4th movie... not book...movie! Enjoy! R&R. Parce que we love you! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
David's in Heaven by SpockForever reviews
Jack and David have a tantalizing liaison amid coconuts and thrusting newsies. Javid slash. Mwahahaha. Bit lemony. Like a lemony grave.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
Heartbeat by Elladan and Elrohir reviews
When you think you’ve lost the one thing you loved, even the littlest thing can bring the greatest joy. Written because we're ALL wondering where the heck Mush was at the riot scene. T for some violence. [One Shot Ficlet by Elladan]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Mush, Kid Blink - Complete
PSYC 1520 by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Dr. Bruce's Human Sexual Behavior class is a hot choice among students at UNO. After all, in a class like that, anything can happen. Blush fic!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete
Harry Potter: The God of Smelly Midgets by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
Parody thing of the second movie...NOT BOOK, this has NOTHING to do with the BOOK. Really incredibly, sometimes painfully random. Please enjoy. And review. Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Perfect Aim by Sprints 100 reviews
Written for the AKWNM message board's contest... 'There's nothin' I can't hit.' A fic in which Snipeshooter gets those Havana cigars he wanted. [One shot]
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
We Were Never Innocent by Sita-chan reviews
[slash, nongraphic, violent sex, language] He didn't know if it would ever stop. He didn't know if he even cared any more. And that scared him more than dying.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005
Hostile Takeover by Daydream1 reviews
What happens when certain newsies take over a perfectly good fanfic for themselves? What happens then? DUNDUNDUN! (sighs loudly) I have completely lost my mind! (looks at you pointedly) Have you seen it? One-shot to break my writer's block!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
Exact Change by Sita-chan reviews
[slash, blinktrack] Blink heads to the mall with his insane friends and employs his flirting skills, or lack thereof, when he focuses his attention on an attractive Basking Robbins employee
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2004
Adventures in HouseSitting by Sita-chan reviews
[blush][late blink week fic; happy birthday, b!] Blink and Mush house-sit for Jack. Chaos, of course, ensues. Rating for mentions of sex and lots of porn-talk.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/28/2004
A Heart's Longing by TXMedic reviews
Dave gets an education and Racetrack heeds Spot's advise. Completed.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Complete
But I'm a Prep! by Sita-chan reviews
COMPLETE "Is everybody ready?” "No. But we’re going anyway. What other choice do we have?" [slash, language]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,491 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
A Race to the Finish by TXMedic reviews
Rated for language. Doing the right thing isn't always the safest thing. The only female OC in this story is a horse, so no Mary Sue.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2003
The NEWSIES of OZ! by Backstage reviews
Jack needs a brain, Racetrack needs a heart, and Spot needs courage. What else is new? Based very tightly around "The Wizard of Oz." Please review!
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003
Finally Clued In by Funkiechick reviews
[Pg-13-Slash, Innuendo] "'Do ya love me too?' Mush said, looking very nervous, very scared, and very beautiful." Mush/Blink, pure fluff! For Shinigami Nanoda!!!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2003
A Simple Box of Chocolates by Sita-chan reviews
*SLASH* Mix a box of magic chocolates, a crazy old lady/teenager/stalker, and a group of newsies who suddenly find Blink irresistable, and our favorite one-eyed newsie is in for an interesting day.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003
When Did I Lose My Mind? by Dakota-Jones reviews
The newsies are sick of Jack stereotyping them, and they think he's gotten a little high on himself. So what do they do? A 3 day long lodging house prank that will involve everyone, including the King of Brooklyn himself, and is bound to cause trouble...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
NYC Tremors by Dakota-Jones reviews
It's a sunny August afternoon in Manhattan in 1899. The newsies are scattered all over the city, selling their papers. Now we change history. The biggest earthquake in history hits Manhattan right then. Can the Newsies find each other? Can they survive?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003
Revenge Is So Sweet by Dakota-Jones reviews
Snyder was smiling as they carted him away. But why? Because he was already formulating his revenge. A revenge that the Manhattan newsies may not survive...* Completed! *
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
Bang, Bang, You're Dead by Nerikla reviews
The newsies have an unspoken code of honor. The Delancey brothers, however, don't play by those rules. This is told from Mush's POV.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Mush
The Twelve Days of Christmas Newsie Style! by Queen Kez the Wicked reviews
One the first day of Christmas, Ortega gave to me... Title speaks for itself, doesn't it? Be afraid. Be very afraid. Not too afraid to read and review though.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Complete
Nonsensical Theater! by Ann Valentine reviews
Dutchy, Bumlets, Skittery, Specs, and Snoddy demonstrate the power of insanity. (Chapter 5 up 10/2/02!)
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002
What Crutchy Really Did To Snyder's Sourkraut by Monkey McCartney reviews
Finally, after extensive investigation and long hours of pondering, the truth comes out...
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2001
Cowboy Pan by Monkey McCartney reviews
You can fly!
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2001 - Published: 5/24/2001
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Revenge of the Mushkins reviews
Mush finds out why the Newsies never let Blink in on all the secret nick-naming ceremonies. The title is totally random and has absolutely nothing to do with the actual story
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete
Titles Are For Stupid People reviews
The Newsies lead interesting lives, but only DutchyAndYummers have the talent to report on the sheer stupididness of it all. Warning: random, random, random, random, and a wee bit slashy. A series of extremely short ficlets.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit reviews
Hiding spots under bathroom sinks? Exploding blueberries? Flying tomatoes? No slash? Has the world gone mad? Of course not, just Pulitzer.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Jack K., Kid Blink - Complete
Dude! reviews
‘I pledge allegiance to FAndNumberSignPercent, The dictatorship that stands tall and strong, commanded forever by those chosen three, Wit' a sprinkling of parmesan cheese...' Crutchy, Mush, and Jack attempt to take over the world. Humor insures.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Jack K., Mush - Complete