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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Ok, kiddies, here's the dealio.

Obviously... yeah, no updates in over a year. No real excuse, but I would just like to explain that this is because:

a) I've lost all passion for Twilight. A combination of reasons... The main ones being the (horrific) movie and the (horrific) last book. And also... many other reasons, which if I actually DO state, will get me completely and utterly ripped apart.

b) I haven't really been able to write ANYTHING for over a year now. The reason? The oh-so-obvious; school. No one really tells the MYP IB kids just really what they're getting into by continuing on into IB Diploma. Taking HL history (or history of any kind...) will make you cry. And then state the source, value, limitation and a quote of that.

So... My stories are discontinued. You wanna continue them; go for it. I really... don't care too much. I'm still leaving them up, because they're still being read (weirdly to me...) and I know that people throw a BF if stories are yanked. So... They'll just float in FF land forever, I guess.

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Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
70 Reasons Why the 7th Harry Potter Book STUNK by Raven Black and Jinks Loather reviews
70 reasons, in chronological order, why the seventh in the Harry Potter series tended to read like a bad, cliché fanfiction. Rated for language. Written by Soupus Bloopin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
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Les Mots Inexprimes reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Evening Stars reviews
AU 15 year old Bella Swan is walking to a friend's house when she is attacked. Remembering nothing, Bella is left to figure out what she has become and what she will do now that she is, clearly, not human.. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,702 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete