Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Mighty Ducks, Final Fantasy VII, Lunar: Eternal Blue, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, That '70s Show, Newsies, Pirates of the Caribbean, School of Rock, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.This be my el profile. I am Funkiechick and I have reddish hair which fits my baddish temper. I also really love music of all shapes and sizes, and all that creative stuff.
-Harry Potter-Ron/Hermione (And I liked them before the fourth book even came out. Thanks very much.)
Ron Weasley (I can connect with him on the level of knowing what it's like to step back for people and let them rock while you kind of sit on a back burner.)
Feeling Sorry For Celia
Summer and Smoke
Fiddler On The Roof
(Let me note I love all movies. A lot.)
When Harry Met Sally
Mr. Show (Bob Odenkirk and David Cross babay.)
Stupid, stupid things:
Teen stars. They all suck, every single one. This includes Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, and Lil Bow Wow. I like Shia LaBeouf because he's an actor. Not a teen star. The different is vast. I don't think I used vast in the proper context there.
Blackbird (The Beatles. My all time favorite song. Ever.)
Final Fantasy 7-10
Now I am listing my fics because lookee up there, I'm talking too much.
One-shots - finished -
Living In This (Radio Free Roscoe, general) The gang at a party. Travis and Ray coming to terms with things and not getting out of the situatons any better then when they started.
Not At All Savvy (Pirates Of The Caribbean, Jack/Will). I like this fic. I do. Comedy. Fun. Jack enlightens Will about how pretty he is.
Finally Clued In (Newsies, Blink/Mush). Not bad. Blink comes to his senses.
Major Blink (Newsies, Blink). Wrote this for last summers Blink week. Blink is a closeted genius.
Cloudy (Newsies, Spot/Race). I kind of like this one. Despite my bad grammar. Just Race and Spot angst/love
His Banner (Newsies, Jack/David) I like this one too, despite, once again, bad grammar. David comes to terms with how he feels about Jack. And passes out. And Race sings on a table.
Needing A Moment (Lizzie McGuire, Lizzie/Gordo). I'm not-so secrely ashamed of writing this. Because I hate Hilary Duff. But Gordo is just too tempting. Just lame fluff by a campfire.
When He Can't Sleep At All (That 70's Show, Jackie/Hyde) I like this one. Because I think I got both of them in character pretty well. Jackie comes to sleep in Hyde's room after she's abandoned and her dad's been arrested, and Hyde is in denial.
Don't Ruin The Fireworks (Final Fantasy 9, Zidane/Garnet) I have deep affection for this terribly grammared fic. Zidane wonders why Garnet is so pissed off at him when he tries to move to second base. Freya reminds him that he's stupid.
About Time (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) Harry tells Hermione to make the first move with Ron because everyone is sick of their avoiding.
Chicken Isn't Laughing (Final Fantasy 8, Zell/Rinoa friendship) Zell is being a crybaby. Rinoa snaps him out of it.
Backflyer (The Mighty Ducks, Ken angst) Ken broods about how alone he is all the time.
We're Making Progress (Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny) Harry decides that trying to not lust over Ginny is a pretty useless idea.
Do You Want To Know A Secret...? (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) What? A younger girl has a crush on Ron?...is she sick? Hermione gets jealous.
The Deceased Understanding (Harry Potter, Harry angst) a really crap Harry angst. REALLY crappy. Harry broods about mom and dad.
I'll Wait Until She Will (Lunar 2: Eternal Blue, Nall/Ruby) Nall hates unrequited love, so he whines about it.
I Wanna Walk You Home (Final Fantasy 7, Reno/Tifa) The idea that Reno and Tifa were friends before the game started. HAH. Reno wants Tifa. Not so much of a hah.
Wonderful Now (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) Ron figures out, with help from Harry, that he loves Hermione
He's Working On It (Harry Potter, Weasley family fun) Bill helps Ron sort out his feelings. Brothers needle Bill because he can't get settled down. Fun. Kinda bad.
Never Noticed (Harry Potter, Fred/Hermione) Hermione and Fred sit and talk and realize something. Then they let it go.
A Perspective (The Mighty Ducks, all ducks) A really bad fic where Portman is OC and everyone is dumb.
Hide and Seek: And They're All Insane (The Mighty Ducks, all ducks) Where Funkie is being weird and the results are a bunch of ducks tied to a tree.
Kinda Mad (The Mighty Ducks, Guy/Connie) a mediocre fic with a mediocre plot where Guy is jealous of Dwayne.
Intertwining Glass (Harry Potter, Sirius) a bad fic where Sirius angsts
And She Cried (Harry Potter, Harry, Ron, Hermione friendship) a stupid fic where Hermione cracks under pressure and cries, hense the stupid title
Lecherous (Harry Potter, general) Ron is a pervert and everyone calls him on it. I like this one.
Microwaved Eggs (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) Ron tries to use Muggle appliances. I tried to hate this bad fic but can't. Because Ron is cute with Muggle appliances.
Pondering (Harry Potter, Ron/Hermione) Ron whines about Victor Krum. Internal monologue. Is okay.
-Incomplete Long Fics: -
The Romeo and Juliet Thing (School Of Rock, Freddy/Katie.) Based off of Romeo and Juliet. Am re-writing a very bad Part 6. Is on it's way.
Concerto (Newsies, Spot/Race) Have to re-write the whole thing. Will be long time.
Breaking Hazel: Guy Germaine (The Mighty Ducks) am working on it. Really. Part a million.
Thoughts: By Steven Hyde (That 70's Show, Jackie/Hyde) doubt I'll ever finish it.
Playing A Favorite (A Jack/David that is done but I haven't submitted yet. But will. David figures out who Spot has a soft spot for, and he also learns a bit about Jack and his feelings for him.)
A long going Jack/Will for Pirates, where Elizabeth dies and Will is an angsty wreck.
And now without further adu...
EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE WRONG
My joint fic with the wonderful and amazing B. We write it together. We love it, and I love her.
Now for some quotes:
"Feet, what do I need you for, when I have wings to fly?" - Frida Kahlo
"Well, there's this man and he's just kind of faceless..."
-When Harry Met Sally
Robbie: Tell us Kim, do you always talk in the third person?
-Radio Free Roscoe
"How come Andy gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up...it'll be ANARCHY."
-The Breakfast Club
Stacey: Aren't you gonna open your present?
"Ribbed for her pleasure. Eeeeeeeeeew."
"Have you seen this boy?"
"Wildcast was kind of an...obsolete venacular. Wildcat...wildcat...pchew pcheeewww...I'm gonna go."
-The Royal Tenenbaums
"CHIMPS, I'm working with CHIMPS."
"I'll be singing and dancing in my trailer."
Aaaanndddd, I'll add more later. I'm outta here like WILD fire.
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