Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.
Nearly all my fics contain mature content. I am not responsible for your ability to lie if you are underaged. For the liars and everyone else, welcome to my account. A little bit about me; I update irregularly, I'm a slut for comments, I believe that I'll traumatise any children I might procreate because slash was warped my brain and I like to procrastinate away from my university studies with naughty boysecks.
Nearly all my stories are crack or fluff, despite these being the genres I dislike reading, lol. I am unfortunately not very gifted when it comes to writing angst because my womanly hard-on distracts me from writing a decent sentence of 'grr argh'. I like meeting up with slashers from all over England, I think it is wonderful to meet the people behind the pennames and I find that perverts make the best friends. Although I have only written for the HP fandom, I enjoy many others and actually discovered Fanfic from the Angel/BTVS Fandom: Angel(us)/Spike forever! I seem to have an addiction to blonde/brunnette contrasts and rivalry hate-sex.
Note to readers: Yes, finally updating SLBA, I promise, it will be completed this year. Promise.