Lilith1631
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Joined 07-10-07, id: 1321849, Profile Updated: 01-15-10
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.

Nearly all my fics contain mature content. I am not responsible for your ability to lie if you are underaged. For the liars and everyone else, welcome to my FF.net account. A little bit about me; I update irregularly, I'm a slut for comments, I believe that I'll traumatise any children I might procreate because slash was warped my brain and I like to procrastinate away from my university studies with naughty boysecks.

Nearly all my stories are crack or fluff, despite these being the genres I dislike reading, lol. I am unfortunately not very gifted when it comes to writing angst because my womanly hard-on distracts me from writing a decent sentence of 'grr argh'. I like meeting up with slashers from all over England, I think it is wonderful to meet the people behind the pennames and I find that perverts make the best friends. Although I have only written for the HP fandom, I enjoy many others and actually discovered Fanfic from the Angel/BTVS Fandom: Angel(us)/Spike forever! I seem to have an addiction to blonde/brunnette contrasts and rivalry hate-sex.

Note to readers: Yes, finally updating SLBA, I promise, it will be completed this year. Promise.

The Decoding by Aduro reviews
Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Will be DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 226,660 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Bill W.
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Jam on Toast reviews
Two of the Cannons stars were photographed outside the team's training facilities getting intimate. In it, we see Malfoy holding hands ever so tenderly with teammate Harry Potter ...We should note that Potter is married with children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Turkish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
All His Luck reviews
Potter is hot and Draco has a plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong with the luck of Felix Felicis on his side… Written for HP getlucky fest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unsolicited Partners reviews
Draco’s wife is determined to bring the Malfoy name back to its full glory, but Draco is finding it a little hard to keep to his vows. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Still Loved By All reviews
Draco, Champion of Muggles, is continuing his quest to be Loved By All - sequel to LBA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,318 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Renting Series reviews
Harry Potter doesn’t need a job, he’s got enough money and he likes spending it on something very expensive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Last Minute Practise reviews
Harry finds something odd in his boyfriend's flat...Crack!fic one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bingo reviews
As usual, Draco's date does not go well...Crack!fic one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When in Venice reviews
Stationed in Venice, Harry is trying hard to stop Death Eaters from smuggling new weaponry back to England. He only wishes his partner would focus more on the case and less on his personal obsession... Pre-DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,367 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Warned reviews
He'd been warned... Epilogue-compliant, sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Loved By All reviews
Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
LOPW reviews
Le Obscure Prompt War Me verses Cheryl Dyson see my favourite authors Four obscure prompts per fic, HarryDraco pairing, some random crap prompted, a 1500 word limit and as many rounds as needed until someone cries 'give! Who shall win!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Nice Rack reviews
Draco is window shopping
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Paparazzi reviews
Harry keeps the pictures under his pillow, ssh!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Charm reviews
Why we won the war… Humour complete crack!fic people!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boosting Morale reviews
Draco's contribution to the war effort is ethically questionable. Humour
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aduro (12)
Cheryl Dyson (122)
Lokifan (58)