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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Some famous quotes and parts me and my friend did

Life's a bitch, Fate's an asshole and Destiny's an idiot

I have little motivation; don’t expect greatness unless I get a cookie.

Don’t ask me I read books not minds

silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

come to the dark side, we have cookies

"Whoever dealt this hand deals trash." "You dealt this hand." "I deal trash" me and my best friend while playing poker.

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Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14099 - Favs: 17,527 - Follows: 15,017 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13523 - Favs: 17,696 - Follows: 16,846 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 5,216 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Journey of the Three Failures by Kurouga of the Ink and Snow reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's defeat at the hands of Hyuuga Neji changed the course of history. Now an outcast Naruto, Hinata, and Lee must flee Konoha to become stronger, and ultimately save the very village which scorned them. Strong Naruto, Hinata, and Lee. Dark!Neji, Nice!Hanabi. Epic length. NaruHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 717,650 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
JTL's Animorph Series! by James the Lesser reviews
Because of the blizzard I was snowed in with no power. So I got out an old book series and started reading! I read through and as I did I got the ideas for my own series! I start at book 27, so 1-26 happen, and then 27 is where my series starts!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 118,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Rachel, Tobias
My List of Firsts by YouSpokeOfIt reviews
My name is Sam Puckett, and I keep a list of all of the firsts in my life. SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,045 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Ignis Bellator by Mexicano27 reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had argued against being put in Sasuke's team a little earlier and a little more fiercely? Iruka's decision of what to do will alter the very course of Konoha's history forever. Story will be rewritten. Please read author's note.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 246,158 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Life Starts at Sixteen by Another Reader reviews
12 year olds as elite assassins? Yeah right! Follow Naruto and friends who just graduated at 16, as they kick butt and chew gum. *New and improved! Major overhaul, with several improvements! Mature humor; Explanation inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Girl by Soul Raider 116 reviews
When a new Girl transfers to the Animorphs school, Marco finds he's met his match. Caitlin can match him wit to wit. There's only two problems. 1 She's Captain Torrelli's neice, 2 She can't stand Marco.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,416 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Marco
The Dark and Misunderstood by kylekatarn77 reviews
What if the balance was not as it seemed? What if the darkness was not truly wicked? And what if the light…wasn't as pure as we think? Prepare to see how high darkness can fly...and how far the light can fall. Deep stuff! Major NaruHina, some others too
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 215,679 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
iShakespeare by KWilson reviews
What happens when Sam is threatened with expulsion and Freddie makes a promise that he really doesn't want to keep? Will Shakespeare play matchmaker 400 years after his death? SEDDIE! Shakespeare translations included
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 196,626 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
All's Well That Ends in Pants by KingxLeon21 reviews
They argue and they fight. They fight and they argue. When they can't do it anymore what will happen? Will they lose themselves, their minds, their pants?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Breakeven by beforeskylines reviews
Freddie searches, Sam disappears and Carly tries to keep them all from falling apart. / Sam & Freddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,596 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Team 7 by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
What would happen if Naruto's team was different? What if not only that was different, but what if his whole life was different from birth? What if there were a few more people in his life from early on? Read and find out! M for saftey and other things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,644 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This Photograph Is Proof by HyuugaAmane reviews
Two years after the events of Hold On Hinata - Hinata returns to Konoha. For two years she has hated Naruto. Can she hold onto that hate or will it crumble in the face of their love? Konoha is at war and everybody and everything is different now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,277 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Son of the Kyuubi by Dzero9 reviews
Honoring the Yondaime, The Kyuubi no Yoko raises Naruto as his own son. NaruHina, SasufemHaku, ItaAya, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,952 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Altered Destiny by VenomLord reviews
When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 235,712 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5947 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kingdom Blades by kirinelf reviews
Queen Minnie has been kidnapped, and the King's gone ballistic. The three Wielders go forth to search for her, and the adventure that awaits them will be their greatest yet. SoraXKairi Please review! This is my first story. Be kind!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 175,526 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sora, Kairi
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8920 - Favs: 5,806 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hold on Hinata by HyuugaAmane reviews
On an Sclassed Hinata is badly wounded. After she gets out of the hospital she has no where to go. In a twist of fate she ends up living with her long time crush. Centers around NaruxHina, but also features InoxShika, SakuxSasu, TenxNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,557 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Octavarium by DOTMW reviews
Worlds apart, Will's daughter and Lyra's son find a rift in the worlds only to discover that life moves in circles and history often repeats itself...
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,402 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007
The Perfect Hokage by Fourths' son reviews
Naruto has finally become the Hokage. He finally achieved his dream…but why is everyone terrified of him? Oneshot. Dedicated to Battousai222. Read and review. I GUARANTEE that you'll enjoy this. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Hearts of Gold: FINAL MIX by Mrfipp reviews
Sora, Riku & Kairi, must travel the worlds to deliver the Hearts of Gold, items that will give people to wield Keyblades. They must also do this while under the threat of a new and powerful group. The Incompletes. Hearts given: 26. Finished.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 144 - Words: 149,720 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Dealings by whatchamacallme reviews
Two poems written when I was in a very dark place in my walk with God. Rated T for language. Both poems are about the frustration of not being able to overcome sin.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Locked Braces by LIFELOVELAUGHREAD reviews
A quick oneshot. [HinataxNaruto] Review,No flames. Read & Find Out!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Partners by Ubermac reviews
All of the genin in Konoha are paired up into groups of two. what will happen between the groups? NaruxHina based.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
My Best Friend by Paprika012345 reviews
Is becoming a Christian worth losing your best friend' A little drabble I wrote that sort of answers this question.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Aliens by whatchamacallme reviews
Christians are Aliens in a Foriegn world... Aren't they? From a Christian to Christians.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
I Cry Out by whatchamacallme reviews
A conversation between me and what I think God would say. If you don't like this, don't bother to reveiw. If you read the first chapter, I'd appreciate it if you waited to review on the second chapter. The things in the first chapter happened quite a bit
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004
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Darkness before the Dawn reviews
What if a small change occurred in the Naruto world? What if Naruto was stronger and knew of Hinatas feeling and returned them? How would things work out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Never give up reviews
A midnight stroll becomes a confession NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Braces reviews
What would happen if Naruto and Hinata both got braces?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
What if? reviews
What if Naruto had stayed behind and tangeled with Kidimarou? This is how the retrival should have went and the fight at The Valley of the End should have played out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life and Times reviews
The life and times of Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyugga as they try to live their lives together.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Huckleberry reviews
What would happen if Naruto had never lost his family? Has a few Oc's. Songfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.