Sarah's Crack
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Joined 11-27-01, id: 132205
Author has written 37 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars, and Supernatural.

I wrote a few (and very far between) Buffy fics. Then I stopped. Two years later, I'm back, and have just picked up writing in the Veronica Mars fandom. Most of my fic is crack!fic (a VALID LIFE CHOICE), so be warned. Not much makes sense here.

I don't know how good I'll be at keeping this updated (again, THREE YEARS since I've ventured over here), but for those of you with LJs, all of my fic can be found here: http://community.livejournal.com/crackapalooza/profile.

That's it. Thanks for reading. And enjoy:)

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Captivated by NautiBitz reviews
Season 3 Spike/Buffy. Spike's ruinous return to Sunnydale gains him an unlikely drinking buddy... and accidental naked bedmate. Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, Jack Daniels? All of the above? Can they fight their attraction long enough to find out?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Vallo Rex by Weesta reviews
Dean helps with Sam's high school production of Hamlet. Companion to The Play's the Thing
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Lady in Black by Tolakasa reviews
AU. The Impala is restored, but it's developed a couple of annoying new quirks. And a grudge.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sam W., Impala - Complete
The Mystical Talking Board by Tidia reviews
Missing scene to In My Time Of Dying with a humurous twist. Where did Sam buy that 'Mystical Talking Board' from?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sam W. - Complete
The Play's the Thing by Weesta reviews
Back to School challenge response. Sam's struggles getting to rehearsal and Dean's struggle to get there the night of the play.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Greenwich Mean Time by little-bit5 reviews
You can't force destiny. But you can't run away from it either. (BuffySpike, Post AtS 5.8, Destiny) Complete. Nominated at Love's Last Glimpse Awards, Vampire Kisses Awards, and Lovebite Awards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
I Can Roar, I'm a Woman by hold-that-thought reviews
Harmony and Lorne discuss the meaning of life. Or something.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/13/2004
Dust Becomes Him by little-bit5 reviews
Is this the end of the vampire Spike? What happens when Spike's all dusty but he's left behind a video for the gang? Final Chapter Up!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002
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What Do You Get the Angel Who Has Everything? reviews
The title pretty much says it all. : Spoilers through all aired episodes.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Speeding Towards Love reviews
Fic I just recently rediscovered, originally written in 2006. Apparently, I wrote post-S1 finale fic about cars? I think the pairing was supposed to be a mystery until the end, hence all of my vagueness.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Hail to the Chief reviews
What do Winchesters do on Election Day? This was written ON Election Day, and is just belatedly being posted here...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Winner and Still Champion reviews
Halloween, Winchester-style. Spoilers through 4x07, It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester. This was written a while ago, and I just remembered to post it over here.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Clap Your Hands If You Believe In Fairies reviews
Mandy tackles both Halloween and Election Day in a mere evening. Talk of gay marriage and Proposition Eight, so if that offends, steer clear. Takes place in the Mandyverse, after the events of When I Was A Child and the other fics featuring Mandy.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
I’ve Got the Night On My Side reviews
As the finale showed us, the Winchester boys know ALL the words to Wanted Dead Or Alive, even the back-up parts. CLEARLY, this was not a new situation for them.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Life Lessons reviews
Game night with the Echolls family. Just a brief scene of domesticity. Takes place in the Mandyverse, after the events of When I Was A Child and the other fics featuring Mandy.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Take Me Out To the Ball Game reviews
Logan is the coach of his daughter’s T-ball team. Wackiness ensues. Takes place in the Mandyverse, after the events of When I Was A Child and the other fics featuring Mandy.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Where the Love Light Gleams reviews
It's Christmas time, and John's away on a hunt! Will Sammy get his Christmas after all? Just a little shameless holiday fluff. NOTE: I wrote this before 3x08 aired, and I'm just late posting here, so there are no spoilers. Preseries.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Crazy Little Thing Called Love reviews
Logan and Veronica and domesticity, oh my! This is a semi sequel to my fic When I Was A Child. It takes place in the same future universe, where Logan and Veronica are married with children. NOW COMPLETE!
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Play the Game reviews
There's a reason Dean always goes for scissors...Spoilers up to 2x17, Heart.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Better Than Porn reviews
I'm a little late posting this over here, but if you're in the mood for a little holiday fic...It’s Valentine’s Day! Just a little shameless wee!chester fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Man’s Best Friend reviews
Dean totally has a LiveJournal. And this will probably ONLY make sense to you if you have a LiveJournal. Because it gets kind of specific.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
My Brother, the Superhero reviews
Wee!Chesters! Dean and Sam, gen. John's busy on Sam's bring your parent to school day. Oh noes!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
All the Way Home reviews
Companion piece to Trial By Furry and When I Was A Child. Part of the newly minted Mandyverse. A brief, fluffy moment with Logan and Veronica and their children.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
When I Was A Child reviews
Companion piece to Trial By Furry. Nothing stays the same forever. Logan and Veronica's daughter finds out just how true this is. CHAPTER FOUR NOW UP. COMPLETE!
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,204 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Logan, Veronica
Save A Logan, Buy A Pony reviews
They may fight, but Logan and Veronica still care about each other. They just have...a strange way of showing it.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
My Panties Will Go On reviews
He was a karaoke god. Why couldn't the girls he met comprehend this?
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Trial By Furry reviews
Who says a trial can't be fun?
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Dick and Corny Go to White Castle reviews
Prom sucks.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Dick, Logan - Complete
You Put the Boom Boom Into My Heart reviews
She's his lady, he's her fool. Why must they fight?
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Drive Me Crazy reviews
He's got a fast car. And a hot body.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Tuesday, Tuesday reviews
On Tuesday nights, Neptune is swingin'.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Dick, Logan - Complete
Lucky Charms reviews
There has only been one constant in Logan's life. And it fades after multiple washings.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
GI Joe Is There: Yo, Joe! reviews
Takes place after Save A Pony, Ride A Logan, so if you haven't read that, this won't make any sense. At least, I hope it doesn't. This is cracklin' cracktastic crack!fic.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Save A Pony, Ride A Logan reviews
An old friend reaches out to mend fences between Logan and Veronica...
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Coming Out Of the Closet reviews
Spike's trapped in the closet!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Two Degrees Of Separation reviews
Spike reunites with a special friend from Sunnydale. Set during AtS season five.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Spike, Angel - Complete
A Spoonful Of Sugar reviews
Spike. Buffy. Penguins. Obviously.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Mr Gordo Plays Matchmaker reviews
Spike does a bad, bad, thing when he raids Buffy's room. Set during the Season 5 episode Shadow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
The Kingdom and The Power and The Glory reviews
An alternate season seven fic that ties up all the unsatisfying ends of season 6, episode by episode. Episode three is now up--please review! Also, ff.net is doing weird things with the spacing--please don't let that deter you! :)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,139 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
All He Wants For Christmas reviews
Spike only wants one thing for Christmas--the Scoobies try to give it to him. Set in Season 6 somewhere before “Older and Far Away,” except that Willow and Tara never broke up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Another Side To You reviews
Tara's in trouble and someone takes notice.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Spike, Tara M.
A New Beginning reviews
Takes place right before the television series begins. Buffy's home from the prom, and Joyce is NOT happy. Just a short speculation on the conversation they had. Some nice motherdaughter bondinginthemidstofanger stuff. ::
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2002 - Buffy S., Joyce S. - Complete
Truth and Consequences reviews
In answer to a challenge...Just a silly ficlet where Angel gets a phone call from an...admirer. Very odd. You just have to read it to understand;). I'm putting it at about a PG-15 too, but there wasn't an option for that.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Angel, Spike
A Quiet Night At Home reviews
Spike and his girl stay in one night and entertain themselves ;).
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Feeling Once More reviews
Buffy reflects on Spike's foray into music during "Once More, With Feeling." Spoilers, obviously, for OMWF. Response to Alex's fic challenge. This is my first fic here, so please be gentle ;).
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Buffy S., Spike