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Joined 07-10-07, id: 1322209, Profile Updated: 01-21-08
Author has written 5 stories for Assassin's Creed, Phantom of the Opera, Devil May Cry, and Batman Beyond.

I am a HOBBY FICCER. My fics are minimal effort and usually serve me as escapes from more serious writing. That said, they are not edited by anyone but me and could use some constructive crits.

Since everyone ELSE on this site is doing it, I will now outline all the likes, dislikes, and varying facets of my non-conformist character.

In case you didn't catch that, the above statement is an example of irony.

Pen name-- SJ.Endeavor. The pen name has changed to this from "Triviality."

Name: I used to go by "T" but will now be referred to as "SJ" for reasons of convenience.

Age: Not telling. Stalkers.

Appearance: Does it matter?

Likes: Baked goods. My interst in them in unparalleled by neither man nor beast nor pastry chef. I've also got a thing for sunflowers, windchimes, and pianos.

Dislikes: Fried foods. My hate of them is unparalleled by neither doctor nor health nut nor vegan. Also, it should be noted that I have a distinct aversion to perfumes that smell primarily like fruit.

Random Stuff: I have been described most frequntly by the words: crazy, apologetic, cyical, sweet, acidic, and sickly. I've got dozens of food allergies that keeping me from eating like any normal person should/would/could. I'm cheerful most days but have a cynical streak a mile wide. Dual personality?

Well... maybe a little.

FIC STATS: Okay, so right now I'm applying to the University of Iowa's summer writing program, so updates might prove slow (I've ten pages of exemplary fiction to write--yikes!). On top of that, my english professor nominated me to participate in the University Interscholastic League program, for which I have to read a bunch of books, write a plethora of papers, and take dozens of practice AP tests. This, as you can imagine if you've ever had the misfortune of taking an AP test, has been eating up a lot of my fan fic time (and in case you were wondering, my fan fics are far from the best I've written. Very far. I spend practically no time on them and don't have an editor. They're there for me and me alone). That being said, please be patient, as updates might not come as fast as you would like. Bear with me.

Okay, you know what is complete and total crap? I got diagnosed with ANOTHER food allergy! Now, along with nuts, shellfish, capers, some forms of food dye, and caffine (among others), I am apparently LACTOSE INTOLERANT! I FUCKING LOVE MILK, DAMMIT! THIS WILL NOT WORK!!! Especially not in conunction with my baked good addiction. What the heck am I supposed to drink my eclaires with?! Soy milk? Soy milk is for SISSIES (no offense to those who drink it)!

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Faith and Fear by Her Royal Nonsense reviews
Unsurprisingly, Erik had not resisted arrest. The trial date had been set accordingly. I would meet him in five days. DISCONTINUED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Erik - Complete
When Death Begs by Tiefling Zhai reviews
“You’re too young, Haytham, to have yet witnessed how one second, one breath of self indulgence can alter the lives of everyone around you forever.” A story on Altaïr's descendants.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,813 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Memento Mori by JustShotMarvin reviews
He's been looking for her for a long time. PostGame. Hinted DesmondxLucy.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
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Smoke & Mirrors reviews
Christine is an aspiring young guitarist working the sound box at a theatre catering to a modern rock scene. The masked Erik sees a spark in her he'd like to fan and acts accordingly. Sexy Phantom goodness finally up! Patience paid off, you Erik lovers!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,370 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Christine, Erik
The Assassin in the Wastebasket reviews
What do you get when you cross an overactive imagination with old childhood movies and new video games? Why, THIS, my good fellows! Features an eight inch tall Altair running around in a world of "giants."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
On Darkness Winging reviews
The Drakul Company unearthed something that should have been left buried, a secret that holds the key to the Company's dark past... and Gotham's newest breed of troublemaker. Can Batman defeat Gotham's latest threat? Dracula crossover, slight AU.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2008
Sing Song & Swordplay reviews
A psychotic drifter is plagued by the Voice, the ancient spirit of a demoness tasked with keeping a fallen angel, Samyaza, within its primordial seal. Dante and co., in an effort to keep Samyaza sealed away, must protect the demoness's vessel at all costs
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008
The Beginning of Silence reviews
The treasure was stolen long ago. Desmond must go back to the beginning to find the means to an end. Altair's past may hold the key to the future, but only Desmond can engage the lock. Set pregame in Altair's memories, but aftergame in Desmond's world.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,818 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007