Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.Hi ho. Well, this is my little fic site. It's not to splended yet but as more inspiration comes that will soon change. But since this is the Bio part of the site, here's some info about me. I'm a second year student in college. I'm studying to be an actress (I hope). I love the stage, singing, dancing, and being generally silly. Of course, you can't be truely silly and wacky all by your lonesome so I'm usually off causing mayhem with my bestest friends in the whole wide world (you five know who you are). I'm a gemini/taurus cusp. (I'm not quite sure why I'm adding that, but it's rare, so it's cool.) I love food (eating, prepairing, eating...). Movies are also a hobbie of mine, I swear my house looks like a Suncoast store! I love to read. Some of my favorites are Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, The lord of the Rings trilogy, The Hobbit, Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan series, Elfquest comics, Marvel comics (especially X-Men and Spiderman), and J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. I'm also into broadway a whole lot and hope to perform there one day. Some of my favorite musicals: CATS, RENT, Phantom of the Opera, Sound of Music, Grease, Les Mis, Guys and Dolls, and a few more that I can't remeber right now.
Ok, I think I've bored you enough with that sort of stuff...Moving on!
Here are some of my favorite quotes and inside jokes. Don't ask questions just read and chuckle.
"I'm one of those bad things that happens to good people."
"Be like a duck: calm on the surface, but paddling like Hell underneath."
"If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?"
"She may not look nice kid, but she's got it where it counts."
"Look out, it's a drunken eagle!"
"Beware of the I.E!"
"Alonzo! Gimme back my tail or you'll be purple forever!"
"Marius, Marius, Marius, Marius!"
"Snape is GOD!"
"Then suddenly, an unconcious argentinian fell through my roof followed by a midgette dressed like a nun!"
"I'll tell you in another life, when we're both cats."
"The sweet is always better after the sour."
"Enjoy this minute, it's your life."
"When I say rare, I mean let it stare at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me!"
"P.S. I LOVE SNAPE!"
"Wuz up H.G?"
"You cannot ignore the shibby!"
"You must BE the shibby!"
"Let the shibby flow through you."
"Love the shibby, embrace the shibby."
"Lelio, mon amour, save me?"
"Lomihahamech, Lemujorosabr, Nialripiro, Parufrsa, Clboarho, Jeelcahesa."
"Random rainbows holding random microphones under random roadboxes with random people."
"Holly, guess what!?"
"Random Wolverine moment, Grrr!"
"Random Gimli moment, ARRGG!"
"I will, Normal you, Slinky you, Pounce you, and then I'll Shibby you!"
"My mom said I'll never amount to anything because I procrastinate, I said: just wait."
"Life is anything that dies when you step on it."
"I used to be skitzofrenzic, but we're okay now."
"You're what I never knew I always wanted."
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And if you still can't do it after that, then you've spent a lot of time trying to do something you couldn't do in the first place."
"I feel like I'm perpendicularly parked in a paralell universe."
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."
"Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you."
"A day without sunshine is like.. well.. night.."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they'll be a mile away and barefoot."
"Don't look back, somebody might be gaining on you."
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
"You may think you know, but you have no idea."
"Some people are alive only because manslaughter is illegal."
"Pain is a part of the growing experience.. so go slam your head into a wall and mature a little."
"HA, I say! HA! And double HA! HAHA! HAHAHA and a disbelieving chortle too." (This is from: Remembering Alice, a FANTASTIC Megavolt fic by Maincoon!)
"You know, every person in your dreams is actually you.. even if it's somebody you hate, it's just some part of you you can't stand."
"Megavolt: Darkwing duck? He is NOT deserving of a title THAT cool! Bushroot: Darkwing Duck? More like Dipwing Dork."
"The truth? You can't handle the truth! No, truth handler are you! Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!"
"That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch."
"Very funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes."
"I brake for imaginary creatures only I can see."
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours forever. If it doesn't... hunt it down and kill it!"
"Women, now you see them, now you don't."
"Jesus is coming; everybody look busy!"
"When I'm quiet, you'd better find me.."
"I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional."
"God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends."
"Is it time for your medication or mine?"
"I just got lost in thought! Unfamillar territory.."
"Been there, done that.. don't remember most of it."
"Bad cop! No doughnut!"
"My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely!"
"This is NOT the life I ordered!"
"What happens if you get scared half to death.. twice?"
"You're depriving some poor village of it's idiot."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the people in his car."
"Out of my mind... back in 5 minutes."
"If you drink don't park! Remember: accidents cause people!"
"It's been lovely, but I have to scream now."
"If it ain't broke.. fix it till it is!"
"Few women admit their age... fewer men act theirs."
"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"
"I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!"
"Money doesn't talk.. it swears."
"The light at the end of the tunnel is an approaching train!"
"It's hard to think of you as the result of millions of years of evolution."
"The world is 98% full, delete anyone you can!"
"Join the navy! Sail to far-off exotic places, meet interesting people... then kill them."
"If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', what is the opposite of Progress?"
"I always thought I'd look back on us crying and laugh.. I never thought I'd look back on us laughing.. and cry."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
"A memory is what is left when something happens that never truly unhappens."
"If you cry because the sun has gone from your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars."
"This life is only a test. Had it been an actual life, you would have recieved instructions."
"Try not to worry about life.. you won't survive it anyhow."
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."
"The longer you complain, the longer God makes you live."
"You can't scare me.. I teach."
"You see.. I would date you, but the voices in my head.. they don't like you very much.."
"I'm not lost! Somebody just moved my street.."
"It was so dark, I couldn't see my hand behind my back!"
"Give me a dingle I'll call you on the dangle. Call the old number we'll give you the new one.. and while I'm at it, I'm gonna chef your boy-r-dee."
" " -Harpo Marx
"It's generally agreed that 'hello' is the apropriate greeting. Because if you walked into a room and said 'goodbye', it could cause confusion.."
"I never forget a face.. but in your case I'll make an exception."
"This isn't right! This isn't even wrong!"
"Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy to those who feel."
"The inspiring Maharaja with teeth from the Moulin Rouge and the asthamtic lion with overactive eyebrows who live in the little bitty house wanna know if you're going to the prom, or if you're gonna be in Grease so we can breed 'em. But if we breed 'em, then they'll kill each other 'cause they're pyschos. Just like Darkwing Duck! With his stupid mask and stupid hat and stupid cape and stupid gas gun. He's so stupid, that I, Megavolt, and my friends, Bushroot, The Liquid *pause* ator and QuackerJack will have to kill him. But we won't invite *Dun dun dun* Negaduck, because *dun dun dun* Negaduck will throw 'The Switch' to 'Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!' And our relationship with him has been squeltured. P.S. I am the Green Fairy, and my job is to torture Chelsea! Torture Chelsea!" (Hey, guys, did I miss anything? Hehehehe..)
"Excuse me, is this the lost and found? Because I found you, and you lose!" *I love Megsy.. ;) *
"Oh, yeah yeah, somebody call the Waaahmbulance. Did you order a wahhmburger with thos frenchcries?"
"FRANK IS LIVING IN MY FOOT!"
"I prefer to do it standing... Oh, no, no you don't have to stand.. it's, well, you see sometimes.. well, it's very long and I want you to be comfortable. You see, it's very modern what I do, but.. but I think that if you're open to it.. you'll enjoy it!"
"I'll ask you tomorrow, after school, after I'm done gloating." HA HA HA SARAH! HA HA HA!
"Random Megavolt Moment.."
"(From Audition Form: Do you have any conflicts from 2:00 - 5:00 weekdays?) Answers:
No, like a true actor, I have no life.
Conflict? You're suggesting life right? Life, what is this.. life?
What do you think, I'm here from 1:45 until 3:30 most days annoying the crap outta you!"
"Give me my freedom, and in that freedom, I will never leave you."
"A book report on Peter Rabit!"
"I hate wearing dresses! I even have trouble wearing dance to dresses!"
"DOCTOR: Ok, now we're going to watch a young, well-built sailor have a tatoo removed from his buttocks. *Jack looks at Karen.* KAREN: Go ahead baby."
"I used to be lost in the shuffle.. now I just shuffle along with the lost."
"Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints."
"I worship the ground that awaits you."
"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference."
"Love your enemies, it'll make them crazy!"
"It's devastating, he's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy, of course you'll have to kill him."
"When he wakes up tell him.. I don't know. Think of something cool and tell him I said it."
"Your mouth is open. Sound is coming out. That is never good."
"She's the gnat in my ear. The gristle in my teeth. She's the bloody thorn in my bloody side!"
"That's creepy on a level I never knew existed..."
"That's it, this has got to stop. It's time for me to act like a man... and hide."
"Cavalry's here; cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here."
"You don't hide! You're bait! Go act baity."
"Kiss rocks? Why would anyone want to kiss -- ? Oh, wait. I get it."
"Yes. I feel so much better knowing that he broke my face in a good way. It's a good bruise"
"Listen to a random group of Americans attempting to sing 'Happy Birthday,' and you will note that at any given moment they somehow manage to emit more different notes, total, than there are group members, creating a somber, droning sound such as might be created by severely asthmatic bagpipers, so that the birthday person, rather than feeling happy, winds up weeping into the cake."
"Oh, sure, you've seen TV commercials wherein the Cheerful Housewife, standing in a bathroom, waltzes up to a scum-encrusted tile, sprays it with a cleanser, and then wipes it off to reveal a sparkling shine. But these commercials were not filmed on Earth; they're filmed on the Commercial Planet, where everything is different; where fast-food-chain employees really are happy to serve you; where there is some meaningful difference between Coke and Pepsi."
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
"Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."
"I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing."
"I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads."
"Holly, move your sparkle"
"Rob, you're a dork"
"the elven man-hoe strikes again"
"go to sleep shu-shu"
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
Last night, I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Just think of how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happend to preperations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
So what's the speed of dark?
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who had been dis-ing them anyhow?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make a mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster then sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice that cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just SEEM longer?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman. "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left! (I wholeheartedly agree with this one folks!)
"I will call for death before I call for a man!"
"CHIBE RANDOM!!!Give me that map; we're lost in Multiverse Limbo 'cause I let you drive!" (This quote was found on a site called the Greenhouse, so I hope the person that wrote it won't be mad that I used it. I thought it was cute.)
"I am the terror that flaps...(smack!)into your windsheild."
"It was a impromptu random mess!"
"And then you could always try serious cleaning!"
"Random bald vampire!"
"Sarah Mahayni, watch your language!"
"Naturalism is life as it is, with no holds barred."
"You're a dork!" (All of my friends are forever and a day saying this!)
"Go kiss the sun!"
"Faulty chat rooms! Random faulty chat rooms!"
"What...what is this normal? What does this normal mean?"
"Oh, Spite! Oh, Hell!"
"Jack, we're straight. It's a little more complicated than saying, "your turn"!"
"Anne Heche lafoo, he's straight!"
"Gotcha, you sick straight bastard!"
"Damn you stinky heteros!"
"There will be no short ficking around here! The very idea is vulgar!"
"You know, there's more to life than great food, great wine, and great sex...and someday, I'll find out what it is."
"I'll ask you tomorrow...afterschool...after I'm done gloating!"
"Inappropriate...inappropriate...what the HELL is that? DEFENATELY INAPPROPRIATE!"
"Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!"
"I've been 40, I've been 50. 40's better."
"I've been rich, I've been poor. Rich is better."
"I want to grow up, get married, have a kid, get divorced, and live happily ever after!"
"It's build, build, build, BOOM!"
"See! I have endurance!"
"Guys suck. They're either Gay, Taken, or just Jerks!"
"This story is about truth, beauty, freedom, but most of all...love."
"Dark-wing Duck! Thats two words, not three, both "D's" capatalized, here's my photo, if the papers need more glossies, my numbers on the card heh, heh, heh..." (Darkwing Duck)
"Hey...I'm a kid. I'm supposed to be irresponsible!" (Gosalyn)
"I don't know anything about a pig and I was nowhere near the boys bathroom at the time!" (Gosalyn)
"My dad said go to my room, but he didn't say stay!"(Gosalyn)
"I'll convince them that violence isn't the way if I have to kill them!" (Morgana)
"Father! If you blow up my boyfriend, I'll never speak to you again!"(Morgana)
"What is this?! Did I cross a black cat today? I can't waste one sappy hero?" (Negaduck)
"They called me crazy. The called me insane. They called me LOONY!...boy were they right!" (Megavolt)
"Daring Duck of Mystery, Champion of Right, swoops out of the shadows, Darkwing of the Night, somewhere some villian skeems, but his number is up 3-2-1-, Darkwing Duck, (When there's trouble you can call DW) Darkwing Duck! (Let's get dangerous), Darkwing Duck, (Darkwing, Darkwing, Duck) Cloud of smoke and he appears, master of surprise, who's that comin up behind in the shadowy desguise? No body knows for sure, but the bad guys are out of luck, Here comes Darkwing Duck (Look out!) When there's trouble you can call DW, Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous) Darkwing Duck, (Better watch out you bad boys!) Darkwing Duck!"
"You're rich as Rosevelt, you're just cheap Cosmo!"
"Does ANYBODY ELSE want to argue with me today? Because today isn't the day to do it!"
"I've been taught honesty is the best policy, but I value my teeth..."
"These five fingers, individually, they are nothing. But when I curl them together into a single unit they become a fighting force terrible to behold."
"Rabbits, rabbits, rabbits, rabbits, rabbits, chasing rabbits!"
"Oh yeah. That's what you think!"
"Why are you telling me?"
"Leave your message at the sound of the tone."
"I can't stand it!"
"And that's my new philosophy!"
"A hundred and ten, "C" "Poor," "None of the above," "No," and what are you going to do about the dent you made in my bycicle!"
"Interesting, interesting, yet not so."
"Oh, that is going on the gag wheel that's hillarious!"
"Oh save it Bitches!"
"Come with me now as we go to unravel...the mysteries of Karen Walker."
"Watch me nail this sucker with a drumstick."
"Do I need to continue because you should be kissing my ass at this point."
"Film me? Oh honey, I haven't done those kinds of movies in years!"
"Santa Maria! It has a mother!"
"You mother fragglerockin piece of Shitocki Mushroom!"
"What time is it? (SHOWTIME!) What time is it? (SHOWTIME!) What time is it? (SHOWTIME!) What time is it? (SHOWTIME!)
"The award of Best Vocals goes to...CENTER STAGE, MONACAN HIGH SCHOOL! (This might be superficial, but I don't give a shitocki mushroom. They were robbed of a Superior Rating last year and Best Vocals, and they got it back this year. Kodos to them. Yea, Center!!!!!!!!!!)
"I will never leave you, I will never go away, we were meant to share each moment, beside you is where I will stay, ever more and always, we are one though we're two, for I will never, I will Ne-ver, I will never leave you!"
"I'll have a wine with a beerback and a vodka with a beerfront."
"Karen that's shocking. You drank milk?"
"Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now? Good. Can you hear me now? Good."
"It makes me sick to think I'm gonna help you milk some poor old man out of his money...that remind me I have to call Stan..."
"Yea this is good but it's not quite cheep enough...Grace let me borrow that scarf."
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't, everyone would do it. That's what makes it great."
"You are stupid. You are stupid. And don't forget...you are stupid!"
"I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"A candle lights others and consumes itself."
"A family is a unit not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
"Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter."
"An accountant is a man hired to explain that you didn't make the money you did."
"Acting is a question of absorbing other people's personalities and adding some of your own experience."
"Adolescense is that period when a young man can show you the greatest crop of hair he'll ever own."
"An actor is a guy who takes a girl in his arms, looks tenderly into her eyes, and tells her how great he is."
"The only thing an actor fears more than losing his mind-
is regaining it."
"The one nice thing about actors-they don't go around talking about other people."
"Old age is when you find yourself using one bend-over to pick up two things."
"By the time we learn to watch our step, we're not stepping out very much."
"Age is a sorry traveling companion."
"The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or to old to have anything to gain."
"You can't achieve anything without getting in someones way."
"Some men have alarm clocks; I have my wifes elbow."
"Give a bachelor enough rope and he'll detect the noose."
"A backache is man's greatest labor-saving device."
"Women may be the weaker sex, but not at a bargain counter."
"Beauty always comes from within...within jars, tubes, and compacts."
"Happiness is getting a bill you've already paid, so you can sit down and write a nasty letter."
"Maybe we can keep warm next Winter by burning our bills."
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
"The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives."
"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."
"Stealing a kiss maybe petty larceny, but it's usually grand."
"He who laughs, lasts."
"Lawyers sometimes tell the truth-they'll do anything to win a case."
"My lawyer was hurt-the ambulance backed up suddenly."
"Some men inherit money, others earn it, and some are lawyers."
"A poor man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats."
"To teach is to learn twice."
"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no fibs."
"People are living longer now; they have to-who can afford to die?"
"Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."
"Love is blind, and marriage is the eye-opener."
"Love is just a game."
"Love is like a game of chess. One false move, and your mated."
"He who falls in love meets a worse fate than he who leaps from a rock."
"Noone can lie like a man with a secondhand car to sell."
"The opinion of the majority is not the final proof of what's right."
"To marry once is a duty, twice a folly, thrice is madness."
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell; it is simply purgatory."
"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it."
"If you do housework for $150 a week, that's domestic service. If you do it for nothing...that's matrimony."
"My wife is tired of preparing meals. She just kicks the shelf at the foodmarket and takes whatever falls off."
"Medicine has become so expensive that the only people who make house calls are burglars."
"A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor, instead of the police."
"Adolescence is when you think you'll live forever. Middle age is when you wonder how you've lasted so long."
"Having a hole in the head doesn't always indicate an open mind."
"He took misfortune like a man...he blamed it on his wife."
"A mob is a monster with many hands and no brains."
"My wife found a way to save her money...she uses mine."
"The buck stopped before it got here."
"How do you make a million? You start with $900,000."
"Money talks...it says goodbye!"
"A fool may make money, but it needs a wise man to spend it."
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings."
"You're an old timer if you can remember when the most popular family on the block was the one with the t.v."
"You're an old time if you can remember when folks sat down to dinner and counted their blessings instead of calories."
"You're an old timer if you remember when a babysitter was called a mother."
"Opera in English is a fine idea. It helps you understand what's boring you in another language."
"Since the house is on fire, let us warm ourselves."
"Those who do not feel pain seldom think it is felt."
"Every path has a puddle."
"A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards."
"Who died and made you Cyclops?"
Wolverine: "Wait! It's me." Cyclops: "Prove it."
Wolverine: "You're a dick." Cyclops: "Ok."
"You call that a landing?"
Ping to Sarah: "My hands are cold...get over here"
Ping to Sarah: "Good...now get out"
"Stuart? Stuart? Stuart sing your song for the nice people. Stuart, sing the song. Stuart, What did Mommy say? Isn't he just so cute?"