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Joined 07-10-07, id: 1322398, Profile Updated: 02-05-09
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Hi! This is twilight782. I like to writ short-ish, funny stories. I hope you like them! Please please please please please please please please please please please please please review my storys!

I love my mutated pencil sharpener!

Oh, and if you are cool enough to acctually read my profile, then be cool and read my good friend's, Lover of ALL Book's profile to. She is cool, but not as cool as me. If you wish to be put on my profile contakt me through my story reviews or send me a message. Thank you.

Copy and Past this in your profile if you have ever spelled Emmett's name as Emmet with 1T instead of 2T's in your story and people are all like, "Ooo! You spelled it wrong! SHAME!" in reviews.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever had mutiple dreams about the Twilight series.

Copy and paste this into you profile if your pet boa constrictor was ironicaly named Balla before you even read the Twilight series.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have a pet name/ pet nick name that is named after food and put you food-pet's name here: Butterschotch and Potato.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever tripped over something, while watching your feet, on a flat serface, and are postive that you hit something, and now you think that the ghost of a strawberry you ate erlier that morning is now trying to trip you.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever to groweled, hissed, or bitten people due to the fact that vampires growel, hiss, and (sometimes) bite people.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you have eyer bitten your sibling really hard because they took Twilight out of your hands while you were reading it.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Thats all...

Ta ta for now,

~twilight782

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Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Power by Cullen ACTIVE reviews
Edward keeps his muchanticipated promise & turns Bella. But what if Bella had a power so unique that it could change the predicted happilyeverafter? what about the treaty? & Charlie? Victoria? & most importantly Edward & Bella's wedding?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007
Edward's Next Top Girlfriend by Miss Fairytale reviews
Bella was suddenly thrown into a chaotic world full of gossip, money, and glamor when she moved to Forks, a famous town. As Bella accustoms to her new life she and Edward, the popular school heart throb, fall for each other.But can Edward change for love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Bella, Edward
Bella Joins The Mini Pussycat Dolls! by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
Bella joins a pussycat dolls inspired singing group! How will the Cullens deal with Bella's new found fame and everything that goes along with it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
Amor est vitae essentia by La Tua Cantante737 reviews
this story takes place after twilight... edward changes bella after prom and bella is toying with her new found abilities and beauty...not to meantion bella's and edwards's love for eachother is stronger than ever. CHAPTER 11 NOW UP! finally
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,965 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Mikes first last date with Bella by eddyismymonster reviews
Very first fanfic. The cullens have a plan to make Mike get over Bella, by taking her on a date gone wrong..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007