Dess Greene
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Joined 07-11-07, id: 1323001, Profile Updated: 08-24-08
Author has written 3 stories for Midnighters, and Alex Rider.

If you really want the low-down on me, go to my homepage, located know? On the "homepage" link? Go ahead. Click it. :)

My Favorite Couples:

So Cool There Isn't A Number to Express It: Dess/Rex--Because me and Blaze have created the perfect coupling. Hehehee. Nuff Said.

1. Harry and Draco--they are just so fucking cute, no?

2. Chad and Sharpay--it's just a coupling that you don't see it very often...

3. Courtney and Mark--to me it just makes sense.

4. Bobby and Loor--they just seem to work.

5. Dess and Tallyn--you only know who Tallyn is if you've read my fic.

6. Sirius and Remus--just some of the stuff that's said in the books points to this, no?

7. Tonks and Remus--but then again, they were just so cute together.

8. Luna and Neville--pure awesome.

The Characters I Hate the Most:

1. Hermione

2. Ginny

3. Cho

4. Melissa

Note: #5 (Rex) has been removed, due to a change of heart.

6. Gabriella

7. Troy

8. Taylor

So, I frequent a certain "Midnighters" roleplay (shut up, I already know I'm a geek), in which I play Dess. It's basically been nearly three years since the events of Blue Noon, and the prodigal midnighters have returned to Bixby, with a few additions. Dess gets close to Lucas (of the aforementioned additions), but after two weeks or so, she admits that she's been harboring feelings for Rex for a long time. Eventually, and unsurprisingly, Rex and Dess get together. All is blissful for a couple of weeks (or days. It's hard to tell), Dess is scratched by a darkling. The effects lock her in her own mind with past enemies and worst fears. Eventually, with the help of Lucas, Melissa and Rex, Dess is able to recover. A few days (weeks) after this, tragedy strikes at the hands of aforementioned past enemy, and Dess goes into a depression that lasts for...hours. Soon, her feelings for Rex lead her to her past...literally.

Blah. I such at summaries...And apparently even more at spelling. Gah. Just shoot me now.

Anywho. I would like to take a moment to mention PBlaze. He freakin's rocks my life. Ha. You should go check out his profile, because he writes these really great fics...(to me they're crack!fics, but evs, right?). Also, he has an amazing talent for making shit up on the spot. Just trust me. His skills at improv are unsurpassed. At least in our RP...HAHA! Mucho love to hims!

About "Whisper to a Scream." It's on hiatus, as I am trying to re-write it so it is less suckish. Because, right now, it sucks as bad as Harry sucks at asking questions that are, like, plot-important. That's major suck, by the way. But...oh. Warnings: WtaS contains cutting, swearing, sex, slash, and maybe character death. But that's a HUGE maybe.

UPDATE: I have deleted this story, becuase there was no possible way I could pull it from it's major suckishness. Sorry.

About "SOS." I'm not updating this anytime soon, seeing as I totally don't remember where I was going with it...Sorry...

UPDATE: Also delted. Sorry, but nobody really read it...See? I don't even care enough to freakin' spell "deleted" right. Hell...

About "New Midnight." First off, I know the title sucks. Deal with it. Also, it's on hiatus. Again, deal with it.'s basically set about 9 months after the end of "Blue Noon." Dess goes to boarding school, meets a hot guy, reunites with Melissa, etc. etc. Warnings: Sarcasm, math, tridecalogisms, future femslash, future mind-sex with aforementioned hot guy, new midnighters.

UPDATE: I still don't know when I'm going to update this, but I am trying. Stupid damn writer's block...

About "Ghosts From the Past." It' Alex Rider/Artemis Fowl crossover!! And, from what I gather from the reviews, it's pretty damn good. But...I haven't updated in a while. Shame on me. Working on it, though, I promise. Warnings: CHARACTER DEATH!! Also, fairies in a spy fic. Tee Hee. But...oh. I decided to change the summary. No longer about saving fairies. Mmkay?

UPDATE: I just finished reading "The Time Paradox" last night, so I'm working on the next chapter...Finishing this book will definitely help me explain things better...

About "Bitter Taste of Anger." Just a super-short drabble about what was taking Dess so effing long at the end of "Blue Noon." I've been told that it's too short, so I'm thinking about doing a "Director's Cut" version of it. Soon to come, I promise!

UPDATE: Still working on that director's cut...


Heath Ledger, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Dobby, Fred Weasley, James Potter, Lily Potter, Kasha, Remudi, Normal-Time Jessica, Lucas, and Rex (Those are for you, Blaze!)

You will be missed.

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Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 3,266 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Brand New Love Story by iPickleThings reviews
Artemis gets himself a boyfriend, then gets himself kidnapped, then gets himself raped, then rescued, then confessed to, then smexed up. In that order.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,608 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Artemis F., Butler, Juliet B., OC - Complete
Beyond Bixby by RLD Flame-point Callie-co reviews
Set 3 years after Blue Noon. Rex and Dess leave Bixby and rejoin the rest of their old crew just as they discover a new midnighter who can travel between midnight and normal time. Canon-compliant, OCs included.
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
First Impressions by The Peace reviews
Daylight didn't even begin to cover it. Dess meets Jessica in trig. Dess's POV.
Midnighters - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
The Mindcaster and the Hawk by Rucasofcamelot reviews
Melissa has a cousin. He disappeared and she had no clue what has happened to him... until now. MidnightersxAnimorphs.
Crossover - Animorphs & Midnighters - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Tobias - Complete
Bitter by ScorpioPhoenix reviews
A chance meeting sparks an intense secret romance between Harry and Draco. Family pressures Draco into marriage, and sends Harry back to Ginny. Draco isn’t ready to let go and will do anything to claim Harry as his own. But nothing is ever guaranteed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,649 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Aeternus Eternus by SlyStrukk reviews
The outcome of the final battle will be determined by the blood bonds of those who are involved. Lives will be altered and fates entwined. SLASH HPDM, SBSSRL?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Fortunate Fall by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Draco's convinced he suffered an irreplaceable loss at the end of the war. Harry's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,724 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
all the pretty little horses by Kyra Rivers reviews
Heart in a box, Zack', you think, and out loud you say, 'Doctor Saroyan, the small intestine is removed.' Zack is haunted by a case. [Zackcentric, ensemble cast]
Bones - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Zach A. - Complete
Cooperations by decemberWriter reviews
It had always been her time. Her nightmare. Who are they to invade it? [Dess!centric oneshot. My first Midnighter fic.]
Midnighters - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Reunion by demon sloth reviews
[RexMelissa] Set 2 years after Blue Noon, Melissa is coming back home to Bixby to pay Rex a visit. This is the meeting between Rex and Melissa after two long years apart. A little angst in chapter 5. NOW COMPLETE!
Midnighters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Hallucination by S. Meech reviews
Plagued by nightmares, Ralph seeks out his old nemesis Jack when he learns that Jack has been placed in a mental institution. Warnings: slash.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Cumulatively Uncomfortable Conversations by MichiRini reviews
The Midnighters have made a pathetic attempt to get past airport security, but now they must face the long arm of the law. Rated for mild language. Oneshot. Done in an interview style, as heard by one poor, innocent tape recorder....
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read,'ll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
M by Kick Flaw reviews
[Revised/Combined/Completed] Two unlikely heroes step up to the challenge of awakening Harry and Draco to what they should be, apart and together. Slash. H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Ghosts From the Past reviews
A chance encounter with Ian Rider's old army friends may be what saves Alex's life. When an old enemy begins targeting his friends, Alex joins forces with Artemis Fowl and Butler to stop them. New summary! Read and Review!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
New Midnight reviews
Dess left Bixby with the intention of finding new Midnighters. What happens when she finds one? DessxOC, DessxMelissa
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Bitter Taste of Anger reviews
My take on what Dess was doing during the epilogue of Blue Noon. Slightly angsty. ONESHOT. Sorry it's so short...R&R
Midnighters - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete