Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
Hello you crazy stalker you! I see you looking at my profile! I'm just kidding, eesh. Take a friggin chill pill! xD
My name is Ande and I tell you that only because it's not my real name but everyone calls me that. I live in a very boring town where it is in fact very easy to run into that dreaded ex-boyfriend. GAH! Yes. I am a girl. OHMYLANTIS! (I know that's a quote from something but I can't think from what...)
Hmmm... I'm working on this new story. In case you haven't noticed, I get extremely bored extremely easily, so I promise not to post it until I'm at least ten chapters into it. Maybe this way I can deter myself from leaving a story unfinished. Maybe.
ALSO! I'm changing up my name. I don't like it anymore. Going for something new and fresh! (And shorter). Haha.
Favorite Quotes That I Have Come Across So Far:
"Never doubt my weaseling abilities for they are epic and memorable in their scope." - Magnus Bane, The Mortal Instruments Book Two, City of Ashes. xD
"Blueberry Pimp know how to handle his business!" - Tyler Perry, Madea's Class Reunion
"Wake me up before you go go! 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo! Wake me up before you go go! Take me dancing tonight! I wanna hit that HIGH!" - Wham!
"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call 'a floor' - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive." - idk but i love it!!
"I'm startin' to long for the monkey with a hard-on." - Beck (A.K.A. The Rock), The Rundown
"Jesus! That's like spinning Tarzan jujitsu!" - Travis, The Rundown
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum fool." - no idea but not me. =D
"A synonym is just a word yo use when you can't spell the word that you first thought of." - Anonymous
Pictures for Bella's Side:
I've always wanted to make one of these:
If you can't stand people who write a Twilight story and replace Bella with themselves and you REALLY want to write a flame telling them to get their butt's over to http://www.fictionpress.com/ to write, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you've ever read a book, then, after reading something stupid that the chartacter did or something that made you REALLY angry, thrown the book across the room and stopped reading it for a few weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.