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Joined 07-11-07, id: 1323258, Profile Updated: 06-29-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hello you crazy stalker you! I see you looking at my profile! I'm just kidding, eesh. Take a friggin chill pill! xD

My name is Ande and I tell you that only because it's not my real name but everyone calls me that. I live in a very boring town where it is in fact very easy to run into that dreaded ex-boyfriend. GAH! Yes. I am a girl. OHMYLANTIS! (I know that's a quote from something but I can't think from what...)

Hmmm... I'm working on this new story. In case you haven't noticed, I get extremely bored extremely easily, so I promise not to post it until I'm at least ten chapters into it. Maybe this way I can deter myself from leaving a story unfinished. Maybe.

ALSO! I'm changing up my name. I don't like it anymore. Going for something new and fresh! (And shorter). Haha.

Favorite Quotes That I Have Come Across So Far:

"Never doubt my weaseling abilities for they are epic and memorable in their scope." - Magnus Bane, The Mortal Instruments Book Two, City of Ashes. xD

"Blueberry Pimp know how to handle his business!" - Tyler Perry, Madea's Class Reunion

"Wake me up before you go go! 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo! Wake me up before you go go! Take me dancing tonight! I wanna hit that HIGH!" - Wham!

"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call 'a floor' - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive." - idk but i love it!!

"I'm startin' to long for the monkey with a hard-on." - Beck (A.K.A. The Rock), The Rundown

"Jesus! That's like spinning Tarzan jujitsu!" - Travis, The Rundown

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum fool." - no idea but not me. =D

"A synonym is just a word yo use when you can't spell the word that you first thought of." - Anonymous

Pictures for Bella's Side:

I'm Not Fat, I'm Knocked Up T-shirt

I've always wanted to make one of these:

If you can't stand people who write a Twilight story and replace Bella with themselves and you REALLY want to write a flame telling them to get their butt's over to http://www.fictionpress.com/ to write, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever read a book, then, after reading something stupid that the chartacter did or something that made you REALLY angry, thrown the book across the room and stopped reading it for a few weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
(PULLED TO PUBLISH) Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 16905 - Favs: 8,650 - Follows: 5,709 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4631 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Southern Hospitality by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Rosalie is an up and coming fashion photographer. When her job sends her to the mountains of Tennessee and things start to go wrong, will Rose find everything she didn't know she was missing? Can the sheriff with the sexy smile win her heart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,742 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
To Love Again by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,697 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6672 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 4,830 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14516 - Favs: 10,414 - Follows: 7,846 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5446 - Favs: 6,480 - Follows: 5,186 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So Obvious by Lipsmacked reviews
Jake and Emmett are living the life, until their new roommate Rosalie, starts screwing up their bachelor lifestyle. Will one of them end up screwing her? AH/AU. Anything goes in terms of pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,546 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4436 - Favs: 6,987 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6541 - Favs: 5,725 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10168 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From Russia With Love by WrkofFctn reviews
Bella Swan moves to Chicago to start life as a grad student of Russian History. Her schooling is put on hold when she stumbles into a war between two crime families - the Cullens and the Volturis. How will she deal with a forced life as a Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,402 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Choice and Consequences by JustBiteMePLease reviews
17 year old Bella is fascinated by the elusive and mysterious Edward Cullen. Will he be all she dreamed of? Or more than she bargained for? And will she still want him when one night changes everything? A/U Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,455 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ashen Skies, A Tainted Genocide by QuestionXisting reviews
They told us never to forget, & we promised always to remember. Over-population is now a priority & it seems like the extermination of humans is the only answer. Edward a confused militant is pushed between what is "right" & what his heart is telling him
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Surrogate Love by shwriteme reviews
Bella is a sexual therapist with unusual methods. When she goes on sabbatical to write a book, Dr. Hale calls in a favor and sends her a new patient. Bella must put aside her training and follow her instincts to help Edward overcome his difficulties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,230 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6363 - Favs: 8,614 - Follows: 4,013 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,056 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Official Twilight Summer SmutDown 2009 by BritishBitches reviews
14 days of summer-themed-smut! Same as the SmutVent calendar, each chapter will be a one shot written by a different guest author in a countdown to 21st June - the first official day of summer. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,390 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 654 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Accomplishments and Acts of Love by isabellsah cullen reviews
Steph accomplishes something unbeknown to anyone...even Ranger. Babe story. Babe HEA. Very Morelli UNFRIENDLY. Some emotional angst but lots of fluff to counteract it. Language, Sex and Adult themes apply.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 146,169 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19433 - Favs: 12,142 - Follows: 5,559 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Landing Zone by HaileyCherie reviews
Edward Cullen blames scientist Isabella Swan for getting them stranded on a remote island. But hell, Edward can improvise, adapt, and overcome...as long as Bella stops driving him wild...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 486 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collide by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. Bella is a half vampire girl stuck in an all vampire school. Edward is the TA who has taken an interest in her. When Bella begins to change for the worse Edward has to try to save her before she is gone forever. I suck at summaries. ExB AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,410 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fifth Sense by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...You know that you have a hard life when, upon waking up in the morning, there's no way to tell if you're still sleeping... [AU, SJ.] Suze lacks something that we all take for granted. But she has an ability that we can only dream of... [COMPLETE]
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,844 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
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Bella's Side reviews
Bella is pregnant and has been shipped off 2 Florida 2 live with her mother by her enraged father. He thinks she's better off away from Forks. And so does Edward. But is she really safe? Or is there a deadly threat closer than they all think? New summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,988 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007
Nightmare reviews
One-shot. i don't really know how to describe this. Basically Bella copes with some of her fears in her dreams.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
The Difference Ten Years Can Make reviews
It has been 10 years since Bella has been changed. Now she lives, Edwardless, in the subway tunnels of New York, hiding from three very dangerous men who wan't to control her. Don't worry, Edward will show up eventually! On hold for the moment. Sorry!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Edward's Side reviews
This is the other half of Bella's Side, about how Edward and the Cullen's deal with a pregnant Bella sent to Florida and a pack of mad werewolves on the loose. On hold for the moment. Sorry! I'm moving! Bella's Side is NOT on hold!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2008
Cowboy Emmett reviews
Due to the suicidal affects of a boring day, the Cullen's take up a little game of truth or dare. Emmett has a long two weeks ahead of him, and the perfect idea for revenge. A humorous story about the trouble Emmett can get himself into. Chapter 6 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete