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“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?”


—Charles Bukowski


Woo! Yeah! I just turned 21 last month! (October '12)

I'm a college student. I'm engaged. I'm female. I live in the midwest area in the US.


Future Projects:

The posting of original fiction on fictionpress and my blog. It will something of the following genres: supernatural, humor, horror, or romance.

Updates:

11/12/12: Next update(s) will be up by the end of this week.

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Heaven's Full Of Hippies by BooBaLooPants reviews
Cartman gets hit by a bus. Kyle gets confused.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Finding Peace by BookishGal reviews
Follows "Breaking Free" and "Playing House." As Clarice Starling makes decisions about the right direction for her life, Hannibal Lecter finds patience and self-control can be difficult things indeed. Rated M for language, violence and sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,656 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Confession by BookishGal reviews
In an FBI in which her talents are recognized rather than resented, Clarice Starling might still find a place in her life for Hannibal Lecter. Several years post-"Silence." Oneshot. Darkfic. Rated M for darkly violent and sexual themes.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2012 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Obsessed by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Sanity is a fragile thing. And so many ways to break it-obsession, pyromania, being raped, having a look-alike, sharing a bedroom with your rival... Falling in-being pushed into-love. Or hate, whatever this is. Kyman, 'Tophlovski.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Chatroom by MOFOSTAN reviews
Teenagers and their silly computers and video games and online chatrooms. Still, it would be fun to watch what certain teenagers talk about on these online chatrooms. Especially the teenagers from South Park High.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
You Don't Even Know by strychix reviews
Everyone knows Kyle and Eric aren't only gay but gay for one another. Except maybe them. A not so happy winter break.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Breathless by strychix reviews
It started off as a pretty situation and ended with something more. Kyle/Cartman. Long, boring, more mushy then intended. Oriented on Kyle's feelings in limited third person.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Nightfall by LittleFlowerLei reviews
V:tMB Abandoned by her sire,Violet had no choice but to turn to LaCroix.But when he sets his sights on the Ankaran Sarcophagus, things get a bit more complicated than expected. LaCroix/Main Character.Rated for language,future scenes. chapter 21 up
White Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,375 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
He Noticed by PrincessDesire reviews
First in the Brother's Keeper arc. This is a KylexCartman pairing, my favorite. In this installment, Kyle has been cutting himself and Cartman notices.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kiss by yellowJsquid reviews
Lydia, lured to her first college party by a hot date, is thrown into a deadly game with the accidentally released and resentful ghost with the most. BJL Movieverse
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,195 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007
Aristocracy of the Night by KiaraNightshadow reviews
A VtM story: A twisted relationship between a Nosferatu and Tremere gets even more heated. Out of sight is in no way out of mind. --Chapter Five up-- R&R please
Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008
Sweet Nightmares! by Alu In Chains reviews
Lyds is going to college, but when her and BJ throw a fit over the while she's gone, her plans are to be canceled when Neitherworld is put in GRAVE danger. Better Prologue inside, rated for language, BJxLyds. Complete!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,111 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Shadowpuppet by CammyCape reviews
There's a lot lying behind the veil of night Emily Roivas never knew about. At least, not until her friend is brutally murdered and she discovers the truth that lies in the dark, whether she wants to or not, where her usefulness decides how long she lives
Vampire - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Sebastian LaCroix Challenge by LemoLikesVampires reviews
A little LaCroix/MainChar challenge :D I haven't seen any and I hope someone can help me! CHALLENGE Xposted in WhiteWolf and WorldofDarkness
Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Moving Up in the World by KitKat07 reviews
Rin is a homeless girl with ambition and Sesshomaru is a business man with an icy heart. Suddenly Rin finds herself moving up in the world and Sesshomaru finds himself with a melting heart. But then Naraku has to show up. AU RinSess with some KagInu MirSa
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,983 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Her Wild Eyes by Aeslehc reviews
A story based on VtM: Bloodlines, from the point of veiw of one of the faceless prostitutes.
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005
Journal of Number 779 by I-am-The-Mathgoth reviews
A new neighbor moves into Johnny's 'hood, writing a journal of her experiences. Chapter 10, the final Chapter in Part 1, is up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005
A Light within the Darkness by The Maiden of Light reviews
Squee's parents hire a kind girl named Rose to be his babysitter. What will happen when she has to get used to encountering a crazy murderous nextdoor neighbor? And what does Johnny have to say about her? Completed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,252 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Johnny C. - Complete
Eien Ni Nakunatta Shunkan by wicked-oni reviews
Nearly a decade has passed since the Shikon No Tama was split. After a violent, nearly fatal battle with Naraku, Sesshoumaru is left to ponder the value of keeping a weak, young human woman at his side. Primarily SessRin (some angst!); some InuyashaKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 236,493 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Animal Instinct by Psycho Llama reviews
Completed: Melissa awoke in a hospital with total amnesia and the unnatural ability to shapeshift into other creatures. On the run from Kroenen, she seeks assylum at the BPRD. Movie based. Finished! : D
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,424 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
Hurtful Words: Past and Present by RabidAnimeGurl reviews
COMPLETE: Things that shouldn't have been said are said. Rin disappears, Sesshoumaru doesn't bother to find her. Years later, he resumes his search with his brother. What does she have that they want? Answers for past and present actions revealed. Plz R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,210 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
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A Slow Devour reviews
Molly ventures down into the sewers where the palest of the sewer rats decide to play a game with her. When Gary learns of her past will he decide to kill her or help her better understand the world she lives in? Set after VtmB.
Vampire - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012
I Dream of Blood reviews
Sequel to I Dream of Fangs. Set after Vampire: The Masquerade plotline. Lacroix X OC. Rated M because I'm afraid of the man.
Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012
I Dream of Fangs reviews
Currently being "revamped!" Aristocratic, temperamental, haughty, pompous... all words that could be used to describe Lacroix. Is it any surprise that his relationship is as complicated as his leadership over the LA kindred? Lacroix x oc.
Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,253 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete