Author has written 22 stories for Maximum Ride, Naruto, and Fight Club.
Thanks to all of you who are reading this!! I just want to let you know that: Yes, i have been to blue lake, and yes i have changed some things. DEAL WITH IT!! or don't read my stories. I love FAXNESS and i absolutely HATE figgy, fudge, and niggy. Though Eggy is great.To all my fellow cello players, YOU ROCK!! And to all the orch-dorks out there, keep playing!!
Location: somewhere in the greater united states. West of New York, East of L.A. South of Canada, and North of Mexico. Hope that's enough for you, cuz you're not getting any more. I have this thing about stalkers.
Favorite Bands: The Rasmus, Dashboard Confessional, Systen of a Down, Blue October, Billy Talent, Tokio Hotel, Panic! @ the Disco, Queen, the Beatles, ABBA, ect...
Hair: long, dark
Eyes: grey. There's a bit of hazel around it outside (my sister calls them fishy eyes).
Height: let's just say i'm short and leave it at that.
Wings: i wish.
Favorite Songs: In my Life (the Rasmus), 9 in the Afternoon (Panic!), Into the Ocean (Blue October), 10 Black Roses (The Rasmus)...
Lookie what I found!!
Fire and Ice
Some say the world will end in fire,
Also, Review my stories, and tell me what you think, please. I need feedback, if you want them to get better, but don't flame ( i like real fire, though (PYRO!!)).
Other places to find me:
"Fudge is not good. in fact, fudge is WRONG. Unless it's on hot sundaes. But not on people. Unless you're eating it with a fax hater." - Evil Angel of DOOM!!
If you are into musical theater, copy and paste!!
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually), Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (It was fun so i did it again, and again, and again...), hxcb (i really have no reason for doing it. it just kinda happened...over and over and over), SilverwingedShadow (I was tired and was trying to prove a point to my friend by stomping off...and as you read it didn't go so well..), Meepisms ( my stairs has it in for me... ) Bella (yup it was kinda funny actually), missCeilidh (Don't even ask. You don't want to know. Trust me on this one. It's just sad. )
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever told anyone that you can walk and read without running into anything, then promptly ran into a tree/ park bench / ice cream stand, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile... oopse, never mind (House and cookie dough ice cream are a real weakness...)
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass / screen door copy this into your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Hey Lavender, ya still wanna call Ron Won Won? Yeah, thought not!If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang 3 post this in your profile
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
What can ya do?
If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile.
"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother theresa into an axe murderer" - Max
"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" - Gazzy.
When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes.
When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how.
All ways forgive your enimies, nothing anoyes them more.
I couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder.
Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car.
"You can't have any of my nothing!"
"When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doensn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."
"If a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. One robots will be doing soon."
"If every cloud has a silver lining, then hundrends of people have been struck by lightning looking for it."
"The harder you try, the dumber you look."
"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, your not alone. And yet, you are alone. So very alone..."
"Sucess is a journy, not a destination. So stop running."
"give credit when desired"
Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, is too dark to read.-- Groucho Marx
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do to (if the have a gun).-- Eddie Izzard.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.-- Michael L.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you,re wrong, no one forgets.
Everyone makes mistakes. the trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If all else fails, read the instructions.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me than just lying!
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
If you do it you'll regret it, but if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it- you might as well just do it.
Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (So true...)
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet cool people... then kill them. (Also true...)
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
After all is said and done a hell of a lot more is said than done.
Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
If you can't convince them, confuse them. (Smiles evily)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
I never pirated it...it was donated. By the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night... and voila!
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
When I hear somebody say "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"
A wise man once said,"I don't know, go ask the women!"
Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. (I have tested this, it works very well.)
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! (this is my personal saying)
There is nothing more depressing than a hollow chocolate bunny.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. (this pretty much describes my lockermate Jess, The wresteler/football player/ hockey star/computer programmer, extrordinare)
Ask me no questions i will tell you no lies...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?
Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
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