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Author has written 11 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog.
Last update: February 21st, 2011!
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Oh. Um. Hi. You're just like, "OMG, LA ZOMBIE!!" But I'm wholly alive, I swear.
My excuse is semi-legitimate this time (for once). I left Canada in January, and am currently in the north of France. Today is day 26 of my five month exchange, and I'm doing very well here :). I'm reaaally sorry for my ongoing failure to produce anything writing wise. It's hard to concentrate here, haha! But I want to at least get some done here... flex my English muscle, lest I forget how to speak.
So yeah! Hopefully I should do some writing soon. LOVE YOU GUYS, thanks for stopping by :).
Hello there! I see that you've stumbled upon my humble slice of our lovely site. If you want to get to know me, I love you already, so don't be a stranger. Like, seriously, nothing compares to the joy I get when I see "You have received a new e-mail message from Fanfiction.net". I love PM's, and reviews, and any sort of interaction with any of you, so please, please, don't be shy! I am going to be happy to hear from you, no matter who you are. Unless you're Midnight Lullabye. But seriously. Just a "hi" or a "you should seek mental help now" would make my day. However... if you're not the random-PMing type, here's some nice, fascinating information about me...
Name: my name is Emma! Ladyamalphia or LA will do though, if you'd prefer to use secret agent code names.
Age: I can't remember... but I'll let you know the MOMENT I finish my time machine and go back to check.
Location: Resolute, Nunavut, Canada. Population: 229. LOLNO! I'll tell you right now, I'm in the bottom half of the country.
- to write!
- to draw!
- to play piano & ukulele!
- to talk on the phone!
- to walk!
I Do Not Love:
- boring things.
- messy things.
- the cold.
- broken nails.
- taking things seriously.
My Jams: I can't stand the question, "What sort of music do you listen to?" because the only honest answer I can give is, "A bit of everything." Here's an example of some of my favourite songs from a few different genres. 1. Regina Spektor - Samson (this is my favourite song of all-time.) 2. Patrick Park - Something Pretty (this is as country as I can go.) 3. LMFAO - Shots (ahhaha, they're so canadian.) 4. The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism (I hated this one when I first heard it, but I kept listening to my Weeds soundtrack until I liked it. Now I show it to people to freak them out.) 5. Edward Maya & Viki Jigulina - Stereo Love 6. Flogging Molly - If I Ever Leave this World Alive (I AM A QUARTER IRISH :D) 7. State Radio - Calling All Crows (love reggae.) 8. Musicals in general.. Wicked, Avenue Q, Little Shop o' Horrors.. and Disney BIEN SUR! 9. Fiona Apple - Why Try to Change me Now (mmmm. I love chill Frank Sinatra-esque music.)
So basically, anything that isn't boring or too-country. OH, AND I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH EFFING KESHA IN THE PAST COUPLE MONTHS TO MAKE ME WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.
JUST SOME OPINIONS!
Sonic - I love that he exists, and I love SEGA for giving him such a rockin' personality. He's INTERESTING, y'know? Character flaws are a wonderful thing, and I love that Sonic is impatient and reckless and cocky. And for the record, I have no issue with Jason Griffith. It's dialogue that I really care about. I do wish Sonic got better dialogue in the games, because, in my opinion, he's starting to feel too... noble or something. But really, how can anyone NOT like Sonic?
Tails - Little Tails is amazing and darling. I love that he's such a sweet little genius, but still just a naive little guy. I can't help using 'little' every time I describe him... it's just automatic. That's just about all I can say about him except.. err.. he's little. OH, AND I LOVE THE NAME MILES SO MUCH. I DON'T WANT CHILDREN, BUT IF I DID, I WOULD NAME THEM ALL MILES.
(more junk coming to this section bientot... I'm just lazy and lose interest fast.)
Why I Dislike Shadow the Hedgehog
I didn't think this would be worth getting its own section either, but people ask me this, like, shockingly often. It's weird. And I got tired of explaining it again and again, so I figured I'd just make a nice, clear statement.
"LA, why do you hate Shadow?"
Okay, first of all, you guys tend to act like I harbour some crazy, murderous hatred that runs my life. I really don't XD. Because that'd be silly. I don't 'hate' him, to the point that I want to stab the computer every time I read a story with him in it. I mean, it's not like he's a housefly or your period or something. Shadow is a fictional character. I just think he's a stupid fictional character.
That aside, my usual answer to "why do you hate Shadow?" is why does everyone LIKE Shadow? That's what I don't understand. Like, oh my god. Shadow, to me, is just an oversensitive, self-pitying, and just generally unhappy person for no reason. Of all the characters you could love, why him? He's just depressing. You probably know, unless this is the first sentence that you ever read from me, that I love Knuckles. I cannot understand why there aren't more Knuckles fan-girls. I just don't see why EVERYONE finds Shadow so darn appealing! I'm a very happy, social person. If I were to meet Shadow, I'd punch him right him the chest hair.
Then he'd shiv me in the kidney. But it'd be worth it.
Anyway. At the same time, I have to admit that there were moments in, say, Shadow the Hedgehog (I couldn't make it past the second level in that game.) where I could kinda almost see the appeal in his badass thing, what with the guns and swears and stuff, but that almost made me more annoyed with him. "YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA WIN ME OVER, SHADOW?! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!"
Oh, also, I hate that he's taking Rouge away from Knuckles. Rouge's entire purpose for existing was supposed to be being Knux's love interest, but now she just got this stupid Team Dark dynamic.
And about that Team Dark. If you're going to make a badass character, at least let him be badass. Don't stick him in a team. It's lame.
So, there :). I hope that clears some things up for you. Oh, and. I know that some people (ladies.. and Jake-X) feel very strongly about Shadow. If you happen to be a Shadow fan-girl, please don't avoid me because of this. Just so long as you don't bring him up in conversation (or don't mind if I roll my eyes when you do), we're cool.
Some information on these pieces of writing... that I call stories :).
(now in alphabetical order :D!)
In Progress; Chapters: 1; Words: 2426; Reviews: 8...
Main Characters: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles; Couplings: N/A
The ship barreled through the wispy pink clouds of the morning, tearing a hole in the sky, and landing at the feet of our three favourite boys. But whose feet could be better to land at than those of a brand-spankin-new set of primary-coloured critters?
Ahh, just a fun little light-hearted comedy-type thing... everyone's favourite intergalactic delivery boy (read as: Olimar!) crash lands on Mobius, and mistakes our heroes for a new breed of pikmin. High-larious results to follow. There's going to be just one more chapter. The first one was more of an introduction than anything... the real laughs are yet to come! ... or possibly not. We'll see.
Complete! Chapters: 27; Words: 48147; Reviews: 132...
Main Characters: Tails, Sonic, Rouge... basically everybody had their own little subplot going on; Couplings: SonAmy, KnuxRouge
As Tails is finally beginning to grow accustom to life with a child, things seem to be working out of the best. Until Cosmo's daughter meets a friend seemingly too amazing to be true. Sequel to Child's Play. SonAmy, KnuxRouge.
eww. EWW. Like... eww. Nasty. Probably the worst thing EVER put in words. EVER. Don't touch it with a ten foot pole. Please. It's embarrassing. It's the sequel to Child's Play. Don't touch it. I'd delete it, 'cept it's got so many amazingly fantastic reviews. I do not deserve you guys.
DON'T READ THIS STORY. Just... just don't.
DON'T DO IT.
Complete! Chapters: 9; Words: 29278; Reviews 38...
Main Characters: Sonic; Couplings: SonAmy, KnuxRouge, TailsCream
Time is precious. Time can be savored, memories revisited, but it is something that you can never truly get back. And time is something, Sonic was due to learn, not to be taken for granted. Collab with the gorgeous Midnight Lullabye! SonAmy.
Okay! Now here's one I can plug without any shame at all, because it's a collab. Midnight Lullabye is my delightful partner in crime! You can find MiLly here:
Please, go and harass her :). Ahh... I don't want to give anything away, but something happens to Sonic... SOMETHING BIG. Just click it. Now.
Complete! Chapters: 1; Words: 4508; Reviews: 4...
Main Characters: Shadow, Silver Couplings: Kinda implied Silvadow if you know where to look
About letting go.
Oneshot. Shads wants Silver to take him back in time to the Ark.. basically :). Birthday gift for Midnight Lullabye.
Complete! Chapters: 15; Words: 26435; Reviews: 65...
Main Characters: Tails (like AFS... basically everyone); Couplings: Sorta Taismo, 'cept she's dead, SonAmy, KnuxRouge
Grow up soon little seed. Tails smiled down at the unborn baby. Can one seed turn everything around for him? Read and Review. TaiSmo, SonAmy, KnuxRouge!
First thing you should know: this was the first piece of fanfiction ever written by your favourite writer, LADYAMALPHIA! Yaay. So, you're probably going to find a LOT of problems... not so much in the actual writing, or even in characterization, as in my Author's Notes. Like, I was calling reviews response for the first month :P. "Read and Respond, pleasee?!" Actually, I think I went back and fixed those... just to avoid looking like a total N00b to those potential readers :D. I mean, I can hardly read through it... I've tried. The first chapter is just so silly.
Onto the actual story... hmm. I suppose it's alright considering its my first. I watched Sonic X because I had an obsession that I had no other way of filling at the time. I only have one Sonic video game, though I do love it :). But once I started writing, I looked Sonic X in the eyes, and said... HAH. I DUNN NEED YOU ANY MORE!
Actually, I'm kind of fond of some of the characterizations :). A lot of my favourite KnuxXRouge moments are in there :)! So if you can just look past the presence of my loserness, I... suppose... this one's alright to readd?
Complete! Chapters: 1; Words: 1947; Reviews: 6...
Main Characters: Cream, Tails; Couplings: Innocent TailsCream :).
Cream learns the hard way that it takes even more than her special craft tape to mend a broken heart. Happy Valentines Day C:! TailsCream.
Hmm... This one was a fun little Valentine's Day oneshot, staring Cream :). Ahh... Sonic X universe :/, but you can't really tell x). Tails is recovering from his heartbroken... ness... so Cream wants to fix it (:. Yaay. Just some innocent fluff. I like reading it.
Complete!(?) Chapters: 1; Words: 1748; Reviews: 6...
Main Characters: Sonic; Couplings: N/A
I needed to know what the characters of my stories were really like, in person. Today, I resolved, I would most certainly prepare my plan. Within the next twenty-four hours, I would be talking to Sonic. Whether he liked it or not.
I've gotta "hmm" this one as well. Hmm. Well, this was a little piece of work that I did one morning (read: the EARLY hours) while babysitting for some partying parents... who didn't come home 'til about four x). So just bear in mind that I was kinda sleep deprived when this idea was conceived. It's like the story that snuck through the part of my brain that sorts out the failures from the bigger failures.
I should warn you that this is (... suspense...) (... more suspense...) a sort of... eww... I hate myself... self-insert fic. EW, I know. But don't get like that so fast. I mean, it's different. Honest. And I pinky swear that I don't end up marrying, breeding with, or making LOLBFFL!!ONE11!!'s with ANY character. And I'm nobody's long lost cousin... I mean, it's just a silly comedy.
But yeah, It's just me. And in this story, I've gotten fed up with my writing and decided to bait Sonic into talking to me, so that I can get his personality down pact in my stories. And I promise you that you will not find a single moment where any of the characters are even remotely fond of me x).
SO... honestly, despite it being one of the dumbest ideas in history, I actually don't mind how it's written. And... if I ever find myself in one of those late-night-babysitting-with-a-non-functioning-brain type situations, I might possible write a second chapter, with how I'd interact with some other character X). Probably Knux. That'd be fantastic.
Complete! Chapters: 1; Words: 6435; Reviews: 7...
Main Characters: Amy, Sonic, Cream; Couplings: SonAmy
Upon being left alone, the machine glittering its newness into her eyes, she couldn't help but notice how familiar that shade of blue seemed.
I'm alright with this one :). Oneshots are always fun C:. As much as I really enjoy characterizing Amy as a psychopath, this one was a nice break, portraying her the darling, innocent little thing who's got herself a cute little crush on Sonic. teehee. And I know that last sentence reeks of OOC, but I pinky swear, she's not actually :P. It's still Amy, but Amy before she went insane. It takes place waayy at the beginning of our little... cannon storyline. like... Sonic CD kind of thing :). See, she's only new with... the crew :P? so she's still shy, and trying not to intrude and stuff :D.
I think it would've got more attention if I'd fixed the summary earlier. That one up there is new, because I realized how dumb the first one really was. But whaatevaarr.
You can read it :). I don't think this one'll make your eyeballs fall out C:.
Complete! Chapters: 10; Words: 18519; Reviews: 95...
Main Characters: Sonic, Eggman; Couplings: N/A
Don't do it...' Sonic breathed in agony, his face pressed helplessly against his prison wall. 'Don't do it...' But he could only watch as his friends destroyed themselves and each other.
This was one of my more recent long-term stories. For the most part, it was written while I was on this painful drive across the states. I learned all about the prairies. MOST boring place I've EVER been. xP. I was actually super excited to start it... the idea had been poking the back of my head for quite a while :). But I kinda lost some of my enthusiasm near the end because it wasn't cooperating. Never the less... I'm pretty proud of the concept :), and, all in all, I think it turned out alright. I can actually read through it - for the most part - without going red in the face.
It was fun to write in a sadistic way.
In Progress; Chapters: 18; Words: 44311; Reviews: 114...
Main Characters: Amy, Tails, Cream, Sonic, Knux, Rouge, Shadow... Couplings: SonAmy, TailsCream, KnuxRougiiee
He is the fastest thing alive. And dead.
My current long-term story :)! Now, I don't want to give anything away, but we've got some serious action going on ;). I'm actually having some difficulties writing it... but it's going somewhere interesting within the next couple of chapters.
Oh, also, if anyone has an alternate title they can think of, I'd love to hear it.
Complete! Chapters: 1; Words: 6435; Reviews: 5...
Main Characters: Knuckles, Rouge; Couplings: KnuxRouge
Just in time for Christmas, my Sonic version of O. Henry's classic story starring Knuckles and Rouge as Jim and Della. KnuxRouge.
'Nother oneshot :D! This one was my Christmas story of last year... An adaptation of The Gift of the Magi :). You've probably heard it before :D... Mine is starring our favourite couple... Rouge n Knux :D. Yaay. Ahh... You can read it if you like :). It's not too bad.
LA iz da bomb. A rap written by eggman and performed by Shadow the Basta-" He stopped and gave a mighty glare, before carrying on. Robotnik had specifically said that he was to rap the whole thing, but now that the doctor had plainly insulted him, he spoke the words in his usual monotone voice.
"LA, you rock ma sockz,
Emma, yoouz da bomb az well.
Boy your writin' gal,
Iz pretty damn swell.
Am gettin jiggy wiv it,
Not piggy wiv it,
I feel biggy wiv it.
Iz more to that.
(..LA's age has been censored..)'s a big age,
I preferred it when I was five.
But when I'm fifty,
I'll wish I waz fifteen.
Sonic is rubbish,
Eggman is better.
Cuz this doc can write an awesome rap,
in a birthday letter.
LA is da bomb,
she's like a pom-pom,
oh man I can't think of a rhyme!"
written by Midnight Lullabye (L)(L).
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