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Joined 07-12-07, id: 1324058, Profile Updated: 08-21-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hey every one i am a toal pr3p and i lyk think that goffiks suck majorly. all the do is suck ppl blood and want to commit suicide. i, beins a major pr3p am totally lyk omg awwwwsome. fav things= ambercombie and fitch men and cloths, areo ,and AE ,and hollister. oh yeah and did i mention i go to a total wizard place school thingy called hogwarts and my boyfried is harry potter and i call him abercrombie and quiditch. clever right? wait what does clever lyk mean. ooooooooohhhh a 3000 purse --goes and puchases it-- oh ummmmmmmmm what was i sayin?

I based my story (Fighn' over me duh) off of tara's My immortal .don't be haten'

Disclaimer: i do not own any of the harry potter characters or Twilight characters that belong to jk rowling and stephenie meyer nor is paris hilton associated with this in anyway! pce out foo

PS. chek out the myspace 4 da stry itz da hompage above.

PPS. check out ma new stroy, Parus nd the 7 Dorks:)

PPSS: i finshed da 2nd story and finlee up9ed Fighn over me:D yay!


Omg guize, if u cn;t tak a jok, din't red teh stoopud storee!!11! Whan peple leve mean communt abut reported me mad I get!! FF.nert has bettar thongs to do then delteat mai sotry D:

HEY! MORE NEWS! :):):):) August 21, 2008

I finished summer school and finally passed English... and now I have new stories!! :):) I hope my writing has gotten a lot better... I know a lot of you had trouble reading my stuff before. BUT never again!! :D

Anyway, the new story is called Turtwig and it's about Twilight... kinda. But shhhhh my friends don't know!! ;) Ummm yeah. Please read it!

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The Wonderful Witch of the Jersey Shore reviews
Prus getz trasporded via twista.. 2 a strange land of juiced guis and fak tanned gurls dat go clubbin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009
Fighting Over Me reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Neville L., Hermione G.
Turtwig reviews
There were 3 things that I was certain about. 1: Ash Ketcham was a Zubat. 2: There was a part of him, and IDK how dominant that part was, that reeeally wanted my electricity. And 3: I was irresistably? incredibly? totally! like, in love with him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008
Paris and the 7 Dorks reviews
A trilogee! Parus and Neville aka PP find out about a contest to win a dayte wCedric 6 pack Diggory, who will win? Join Paris on this new aventure in Hogtwarts! ITZ DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Neville L., OC