What are you doing here when you should be reading NaruHina fanfics?
(Scroll all the way down to the bottom - press End - for links to resources that I use for references when writing Naruto stuff)
I'm serious! I have nothing to say to you, and you have nothing to learn from me!!
...Still here? Okay, fine.
Height: Between 5' & 6'
Weight: Between 110 & 120 (lb)
Personality: Clean but occasionally messy, good but occasionally evil.
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Aliases: Just Onihikage.
Education: College. Tech school right now, working on an associate's degree in Computer Programming. Once I'm done there, I'll continue to a Bachelor's at a 4-year university, and after that, well, I'll see.
My description: I'm a fan of action, love, puns, manga, grammar, darkness, Star Wars, Japan, Jesus, computers, honest politicians, teachers, and the God-given rights of human beings.
I control my emotions more than some people, usually letting others initiate friendships and the like, though influence from a certain close friend is leading me to take the initiative more. I was well-liked in high school by most students and by my professors, but I didn't have many close friends. I had enough though - real friends who you don't have to worry about stabbing you in the back, people who will back you up even when you're not around...it's good to have those kinds of friends.
20 years old now, I follow Jesus as best I can, I make a habit of not cursing at people, and I've never had a proper girlfriend. I'm happy, though; somehow no matter what happens, as long as I'm with friends, it's impossible for me to be sad. I'm not perfect, and I'm trying to improve on my shortcomings...which I will not be elaborating on. Sorry! It's between me, God, and my closest friends.
Things I will never do willingly:
1) Abandon my friends
2) Drink beer or liquor; maybe wine once in a blue moon, but only sparingly
3) Smoke anything that requires inhaling
4) Use or abuse drugs
5) Commit suicide (throwing myself in the path of a bullet to save someone doesn't count)
6) Commit murder (explanation below)
7) Reject Jesus Christ, my lord and savior
8) Refuse to forgive someone who asks for it
I'm lucky that I'll never be seen on a real-world battlefield, and it's probably just as well. I'm conversationally deaf in one ear (meaning I can't carry on a conversation with just my right ear), and I can't hear low sounds (read: gunshots) to save my life. At the very least, when I do hear them, I can't tell what direction they're coming from; heck, what direction any sound is coming from is just about impossible for me to tell by hearing alone. It's actually more of a blessing than a curse - when I really focus, I don't need hearing aids to carry on conversations, and when I don't focus, I don't hear most of what people around me say. It's for this reason that it took a long time for my bubble of innocence to break, which happened during high school.
When I say that I will never willingly commit murder, I'm saying that if it's a him-or-me situation I will pull the trigger. I'll be emotionally torn to pieces about it, I'm sure, since I make a point of remembering that everyone is human like me, and has hopes, dreams, loves, desires, and is someone God loves. For number 5, it's been proven on Mythbusters that throwing yourself onto a grenade will save your buddies because you take all the shrapnel yourself.
My faith in Christ is unshakeable. I believe that God made the universe from nothing through the power of his thoughts, and that it was quite a bit different then than it is now. I believe Jesus is the last act and message that God decided on in the beginning, that he would have to do in order for this creation to work the way he wanted it to - for us to have the choice between loving God or rejecting him, with no pressure from God himself. The progression of the Bible just shows all the other approaches God could have taken to have children who really loved him. He had to have the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in the Garden of Eden because otherwise it would have been a cop-out, a constructed world where it was impossible for people to choose anything other than God, because all they knew was Good. Then, knowing Evil, some chose it over God, but God was still content to be involved in
To go to heaven, you just have to hold a genuine love for God, and a genuine desire to learn about who God really is, not just a desire for spirituality. Oh, and of course you have to act on that desire when the opportunity presents itself. If you deny God, you won't go to Heaven because you don't really want to be there anyway. If you choose to love God after figuring out who he is, then you should want instinctively to do what he wants you to do. Honestly though, it's just prudent thinking - God has our best interests at heart, after all - he made this universe and all of us and he knows the best way for us to live in physical and spiritual health.
My thoughts on the Holy Trinity are this: for any religions that think we believe in more than one God, you're wrong. According to the Bible, there is one God, but three persons. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are these persons, and they are one true Holy God but also three...for lack of a better explanation. God did well in trying to explain it to us, because he's attempting the equivalent of a three dimensional human being trying to explain his three dimensions to a two dimensional being. The best indicator is none of God's "persons" has ever referred to itself as "we." You may have heard the phrase "I am." God refers to himself in the singular, despite having three persons.
Whether it's reviews or comments, sometimes I will just write and write AND WRITE like there's no tomorrow. It gets much worse late at night. I think I'm a beta for Kazukagi and Quackpotty, but I haven't received anything in a long time. Want a beta? I'll do it! I abhor tragic fics, though, so if you're going to write a tragedy, you can forget about my doing anything with it.
"Does thinking you're the last sane man on the face of this earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am." (The story of my life XD)
Spiderman: "Am I dead? Why does heaven smell like a wet dog?" sees wolverine "Oh, wait...nevermind."
Kimimaro’s eyes took in the curves of the figure halted a few feet in front of him—highlighted by the moonlight.
It was Tayuya. And she was still naked.
The white-haired Sound shinobi stared at her legs, before letting his eyes linger at her breasts, and then gazing into her aggressive eyes.
“I’m afraid I’ll have to bone you.” He finally said.
“…” Tayuya blinked then replied slyly, “Really?”
“Oh,” Kimimaro said, pulling out one of his bones into a sharp spear, “I think you misunderstand me…I’m going to kill you.”
She frowned. “Well, sht.”
Random guy: "With great power comes great responsibility!"
Random chick: "You stole that from Spiderman."
Forty: "There's the dropship!"
Scorch: "Are you sure? Maybe there's another one around the corner..."
"...and believe me man, I know women, I married a women and I know what's going on! I know she must have been saying, "Ohhhh, you come here..." and then she ran out of things for him to go around eatin'. So she...couldn't figure out what she would have for him to eat. So then she pulled the apple off, knowing that she was out of line. Bit it. (crunch) Then really, she was uptight. Then Adam comes running over, she says, "Here, bite this apple." He says, "Yeah!" (crunch)
Next thing you know, there's the Lord, "Okay, (whistles) ev'rybody, outta the pool! Go on! Get out!"
"Naruto, if you were to fight Sasuke or Sakura, who would you choose?" Naruto shuddered. "S-Sasuke..." "Why is that?" "Sakura-chan hits really, really hard when she fights me!"
Please, go read some NaruHina!
MangaStream (the manga)
Jeffrey's Japanese -> English Dictionary Server (Japanese translations)
The Naruto x Hinata Fanclub (because yay, NaruHina! :D )