Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Matrix, Firefly, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Heroes, Thor, Men In Black, and Avengers.
Name: None of your business but it starts with one of 26 different letters.
Age:1-1000. Yesterday I put on the Internet that I was born in 1180. It was a typo, but ya never really know!
Place where I hang my hat: Near an ocean.
Favorite Music: I am the musical by-product of a woman who was trained since she was five to be a classical violinist, and a man who was a DJ in the 80's. Given the information, I will let you answer the above question all by yourself.
Favorite Movies: In No Particular Order:
1. Arsenic and Old Lace 2. Lord of the Rings 3. Phantom of the Opera 4. Star Wars 5. AVP and AVP-R 6. Labyrinth 7. Serenity 8. Alien movies 9. Pride and Prejudice 10. The Dark Knight/Batman Begins 11. Red Eye 12. Psycho 13. Bewitched 14. Hellboy 2: The Golden Army 15. The Scarlet Pimpernel 16. The Patriot 17. Matrix 18. The Princess Bride 18. Casablaca 19. Rear Window 20. MARVEL MOVIES!!!!!
Favorite Books: Lot more to pick from but I'll keep it to 10. Don't even get me started on Graphic novels and comics...
1. Phantom of the Opera ( I've worn out two copies!) 2. Dracula 3. Dean Koontz Frankenstein 4. Star Wars: Republic Commando series 5. The Princess Bride 6. Peter Pan 7. Howls Moving Castle 8. Cyrano de Bergerac 9. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead 10. The Hobbit
Favorite TV Shows:
1. Firefly 2. Heroes (Season 1) 3. The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. 4. Reba 5. Castle 6. Psych 7. Batman: The Animated Series 8. Red vs. Blue 9. Gargoyles 10. Gilmore Girls 11. Star Wars : The Clone Wars 12. Avatar: The Last Airbender 13. Inuyasha 14. Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes 15. Bones
Least Favorites:TV, Movie, Book, ect..
1. City of Angels 2. Premonition 3. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 4. Sunshine 5. In the Name of the King 6. Jack of all Trades
Wyatt Earp: How are you?
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein
"The world spins mad. The people are so intoxicated by luxury they forget everything that makes us more than house pets. Reason. Truth. Justice. Freedom. The human spirit is a shattered pane of glass – wrapped in soft velvet and soaked in sugary poison."
A Haiku by Deadpool: ' I hate broccoli
And think it totally sucks.
Why is it not meat?' - Deadpool
Didn't anyone tell you? I'm a riddle Dude.
Little Billy took a drink, but he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4. - Mr.Deem, Science teacher
"A well-built sniper rifle is a beautiful thing. Ours has two zoom modes, 'Up close and personal' and 'Hello, you're dead'. Sev, Star Wars: Republic Commando
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Ash, Army of Darkness
"Nobody move! I dropped me brain." Jack Sparrow
"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Evil Inquisition Cardinal
"Don't worry,we are still flying half a ship." Obi-wan-Kenobi, EP3
"It appears Miss Margret was right. Piracy is our only option." Frank, Sense and Sensibility
"We lost some of our money..beat..most of our money..beat..all of our money." Triple Espresso
"I give you the tragic yet hilarious story of Bombay..beat..I think he means Bambi." Triple Espresso
"That and the ever popular possum drop." Personal Quote
"I told the truth Lord ! How am I supposed to learn my lessons if you keep confusing me !?" Phillipe the Mouse , Lady Hawk
Fencing : Because it's fun to stab your friends.
"If I many lend a machette to your intellectual thicket..." Jack Sparrow , AWE
Bad footwork makes coach cry.
"Nobody tosses a dwarf !" Gimli , LOTR , TTT
"Nothing tra, la, la !" Jareth , Labyrinth
"No, stop! Someone help! There's a peck with an acorn pointed at me !" Madmardigan , Willow
"Hey Gweedo, I get it now. I'm the keeper of the cheese. We need to get out of here before they release the marmosets. I get it now, cap'n likes you better 'cause he gave you more potatoes to peel. Gollum is like kryptonite. No wait that's not alive. Gollum is like Superman. No wait. Gollum is like tofu." My sister being weird, but this is the inspiration for my first fic and my name.
"'Bout as decievin' as a low down dirty deciever." Jayne , Firefly
"The other day,I was somewhere terribly glamorous-Brent Cross, I think it was-and a guy came up to me and said, "I've blown your cover." Mattew Macfayden
'I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.' Woody Allen
'Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.' Robert Benchley
'Weather forecast for tonight: Dark' George Carlin
'My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing!' Emo Philips
'Oh, this could get awkward. Quick! Start a bar fight!' Barbera Jean, Reba
'Writing about music is like dancing about architecture' Laurie Anderson
'It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness, of pain: of strength and freedom. The beauty of disappointment and never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature and everlasting beauty of monotony.' Benjamin Britten
'Together, we shall rule the galaxy as ... father and ... marmoset.' Darth Vader , in the fic the shall never be finished.
"Right. You're a criminal mastermind! What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" "We made a perfectly good piece-" "What was the cargo Mal?" "...They were dolls." "They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!" "Hey! People LOVE those!" Mal and Inara.Gotta love 'em! Firefly
"Hey, I've been in a fire-fight before! Well, I was in a fire...Actually I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." Wash, Firefly
"Oh! That was bracing! They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." Mal, Firefly
"It's not pinin', It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!" Monty Python's Flying Circus , Dead Parrot Sketch
"Keep your 'and at zee level of your aiz!" Keep my what at the level of my what!?" Madam Giry, Phantom of the Opera
"Must Surbibe Afloft!" Me, I have no excuse. My brain broke.
"Up Fransisco! Quick! To the Bat Cave!" Me talking to myself as I went to go retrieve my teapot.
"Chicken. Crispy." My Grandfather quoting a play...yeah.
"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object." Joker, The Dark Knight
"Some people juggle geese!" Wash, Firefly
'I'm not quiet. I'm plotting!'
'If people were ment to pop out of bed, we would sleep in toasters!'
"It's never safe in the car!!" Chuck Bartowski, Chuck
"We could call you Waffle and say you were from Belgium..." Rory Gilmore , Gilmore Girls
Lorelai: What happened? The reception on the phone sucked. All I heard was "Rory" and "Chilton" and "Get down here." Whose butt do I have to kick?
Taylor: Luke won't give out free coffee at the dance marathon. You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny Tim, wouldn't you?
Luke: Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no." - From Gilmore Girls
Lorelai: Oh, but I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
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