Keeper-of-the-Cheese
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Joined 07-12-07, id: 1324281, Profile Updated: 08-23-11
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Matrix, Firefly, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Heroes, Thor, Men In Black, and Avengers.

Yellow,

Name: None of your business but it starts with one of 26 different letters.

Age:1-1000. Yesterday I put on the Internet that I was born in 1180. It was a typo, but ya never really know!

Place where I hang my hat: Near an ocean.

Favorite Music: I am the musical by-product of a woman who was trained since she was five to be a classical violinist, and a man who was a DJ in the 80's. Given the information, I will let you answer the above question all by yourself.

Favorite Movies: In No Particular Order:

1. Arsenic and Old Lace 2. Lord of the Rings 3. Phantom of the Opera 4. Star Wars 5. AVP and AVP-R 6. Labyrinth 7. Serenity 8. Alien movies 9. Pride and Prejudice 10. The Dark Knight/Batman Begins 11. Red Eye 12. Psycho 13. Bewitched 14. Hellboy 2: The Golden Army 15. The Scarlet Pimpernel 16. The Patriot 17. Matrix 18. The Princess Bride 18. Casablaca 19. Rear Window 20. MARVEL MOVIES!!!!!

Favorite Books: Lot more to pick from but I'll keep it to 10. Don't even get me started on Graphic novels and comics...

1. Phantom of the Opera ( I've worn out two copies!) 2. Dracula 3. Dean Koontz Frankenstein 4. Star Wars: Republic Commando series 5. The Princess Bride 6. Peter Pan 7. Howls Moving Castle 8. Cyrano de Bergerac 9. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead 10. The Hobbit

Favorite TV Shows:

1. Firefly 2. Heroes (Season 1) 3. The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. 4. Reba 5. Castle 6. Psych 7. Batman: The Animated Series 8. Red vs. Blue 9. Gargoyles 10. Gilmore Girls 11. Star Wars : The Clone Wars 12. Avatar: The Last Airbender 13. Inuyasha 14. Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes 15. Bones

Least Favorites:TV, Movie, Book, ect..

1. City of Angels 2. Premonition 3. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 4. Sunshine 5. In the Name of the King 6. Jack of all Trades

Favorite Quotes:

Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein

"The world spins mad. The people are so intoxicated by luxury they forget everything that makes us more than house pets. Reason. Truth. Justice. Freedom. The human spirit is a shattered pane of glass – wrapped in soft velvet and soaked in sugary poison."

A Haiku by Deadpool: ' I hate broccoli

And think it totally sucks.

Why is it not meat?' - Deadpool

Didn't anyone tell you? I'm a riddle Dude.
I eat the uncertainty principle for breakfast -- I was born the original loose cannon.
--and I am one unpredictable Feather-Pluckin' Walrus!
Koo-koo-ka-freakin'-choo!" - Deadpool

Little Billy took a drink, but he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4. - Mr.Deem, Science teacher

"A well-built sniper rifle is a beautiful thing. Ours has two zoom modes, 'Up close and personal' and 'Hello, you're dead'. Sev, Star Wars: Republic Commando

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Ash, Army of Darkness

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain." Jack Sparrow

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Evil Inquisition Cardinal

"Don't worry,we are still flying half a ship." Obi-wan-Kenobi, EP3

"It appears Miss Margret was right. Piracy is our only option." Frank, Sense and Sensibility

"We lost some of our money..beat..most of our money..beat..all of our money." Triple Espresso

"I give you the tragic yet hilarious story of Bombay..beat..I think he means Bambi." Triple Espresso

"That and the ever popular possum drop." Personal Quote

"I told the truth Lord ! How am I supposed to learn my lessons if you keep confusing me !?" Phillipe the Mouse , Lady Hawk

Fencing : Because it's fun to stab your friends.

"If I many lend a machette to your intellectual thicket..." Jack Sparrow , AWE

Bad footwork makes coach cry.

"Nobody tosses a dwarf !" Gimli , LOTR , TTT

"Nothing tra, la, la !" Jareth , Labyrinth

"No, stop! Someone help! There's a peck with an acorn pointed at me !" Madmardigan , Willow

"Hey Gweedo, I get it now. I'm the keeper of the cheese. We need to get out of here before they release the marmosets. I get it now, cap'n likes you better 'cause he gave you more potatoes to peel. Gollum is like kryptonite. No wait that's not alive. Gollum is like Superman. No wait. Gollum is like tofu." My sister being weird, but this is the inspiration for my first fic and my name.

"'Bout as decievin' as a low down dirty deciever." Jayne , Firefly

"The other day,I was somewhere terribly glamorous-Brent Cross, I think it was-and a guy came up to me and said, "I've blown your cover." Mattew Macfayden

'I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.' Woody Allen

'Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.' Robert Benchley

'Weather forecast for tonight: Dark' George Carlin

'My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing!' Emo Philips

'Oh, this could get awkward. Quick! Start a bar fight!' Barbera Jean, Reba

'Writing about music is like dancing about architecture' Laurie Anderson

'It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness, of pain: of strength and freedom. The beauty of disappointment and never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature and everlasting beauty of monotony.' Benjamin Britten

'Together, we shall rule the galaxy as ... father and ... marmoset.' Darth Vader , in the fic the shall never be finished.

"Right. You're a criminal mastermind! What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" "We made a perfectly good piece-" "What was the cargo Mal?" "...They were dolls." "They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!" "Hey! People LOVE those!" Mal and Inara.Gotta love 'em! Firefly

"Hey, I've been in a fire-fight before! Well, I was in a fire...Actually I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." Wash, Firefly

"Oh! That was bracing! They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." Mal, Firefly

"It's not pinin', It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!" Monty Python's Flying Circus , Dead Parrot Sketch

"Keep your 'and at zee level of your aiz!" Keep my what at the level of my what!?" Madam Giry, Phantom of the Opera

"Must Surbibe Afloft!" Me, I have no excuse. My brain broke.

"Up Fransisco! Quick! To the Bat Cave!" Me talking to myself as I went to go retrieve my teapot.

"Chicken. Crispy." My Grandfather quoting a play...yeah.

"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object." Joker, The Dark Knight

"Some people juggle geese!" Wash, Firefly

'I'm not quiet. I'm plotting!'

'If people were ment to pop out of bed, we would sleep in toasters!'

"It's never safe in the car!!" Chuck Bartowski, Chuck

"We could call you Waffle and say you were from Belgium..." Rory Gilmore , Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: What happened? The reception on the phone sucked. All I heard was "Rory" and "Chilton" and "Get down here." Whose butt do I have to kick?
Rory: We didn't go to breakfast.
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Rory: We came here. They broke into the headmaster's office as the big initiation.
Lorelai: Ugh, those stupid girls.
Rory: Uh huh. Part of the initiation was ringing a bell. So, that's what I was doing when security showed up and they called you.
Lorelai: That's what you got busted for? That's it? Bell-ringing?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Were you at least smoking a Cuban cigar while you were doing it?
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: No, I mean, "bad girl, how many times have I told you not to ring bells?"
Rory: interrupting Let's go.
Lorelai: continuing "They can dent, or scratch, and they make dogs go crazy. Who do you think you are, the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Are you French? Circular? I don't think so."
Rory: I'm walking to the car now.
Lorelai: later Was it a big bell at least? - From Gilmore Girls

Taylor: Luke won't give out free coffee at the dance marathon. You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny Tim, wouldn't you?
Luke: If he asked for a free cup of coffee, Gimpy's goin' down. -From Gilmore Girl

Luke: Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no." - From Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Oh, but I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
Rory: You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?
Lorelai: Just a little.
Rory: How much is a little?
Lorelai: Learn Russian. -From Gilmore Girls

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Tu Salus Fidelium by Petit Parapluie reviews
A tentative first attempt:The Court of Jerusalem, raddled with intrigue and tainted with secrets, as seen through the eyes of a reluctant pilgrim.Possibly AU as it develops.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,096 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/18/2008
A Mother's Love by Writer73 reviews
What happens between Stefan's death and Aurora's coronation at the Moors? And what follows after that?
Maleficent - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Maleficent, Aurora, Diaval
The Goblin King and I by MartiOwlsten reviews
An account of the random and often crazy events which take place now that, after rescuing him from a broken heart, there's a Goblin King in Wren's life. Humorous and dashingly Fae. JxOc... Look, we all love Sarah, but she had her chance... **Finally updated!**
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 227,482 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Jareth, OC
Splinters of Stars by Alydia Rackham reviews
Loki's youth was not all shadow. Some of it was bathed in starlight, as he and Thor sat upon the Asbru bridge, inventing the legends of the constellations that tower above the kingdom of Asgard.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Olympian Madness by Leannan Sith reviews
You're saying that you want me to come Underground to watch the Faerie Olympics?" "Of course not," Jareth answered smoothly. "I want you to come Underground to COMPETE in the Faerie Olympics."
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Little Shock by that-sexy-genius reviews
When Darcy Lewis came into work on Tuesday morning, the last thing she expected was to walk into the homicidal God of Mischief. It's a shock for them both. One-Shot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Same Difference by Jocelyn reviews
Spoilers for Thor: TDW. An AU short story where complications arise during the escape from Asgard. Thor throwing Loki from the Svartalf ship causes Loki to have a massive flashback to his fall from the Bifrost.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki, Fandral - Complete
Unicus by Alydia Rackham reviews
At last, the time has come for Jane to be delivered. But a storm gathers across the mountains as she labors, and with growing dread, the Aesir begin to realize that their Midgardian princess may not survive giving birth to a child that is half Frost Giant.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki - Complete
The Queen is Dead Long Live the Queen by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Loki grieves for Frigga.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
Mother's Day by Alydia Rackham reviews
Heartbreaking and heartwarming moments in the life of the mother of the Master of Thunder and the Maker of Mischief. Movieverse
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,256 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Loki, Frigga
The Consequences of Eveningwear by VexieChan reviews
TaserTricks fluff in which Darcy teaches Loki about the strange (if oddly seductive) Midgardian custom of shaving one's legs. (Prompt drabble via tumblr)
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Golden by Flaignhan reviews
He's always preferred silver.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
The Code by sunnyontheheights reviews
What if Amon caught up to Korra after she escaped Tarrlok and plunged down the mountainside in the snow? When Korra makes the startling decision to save the life of her ultimate enemy, both find themselves trapped in a hostile wilderness. Despite their frustrations, they must rely on each other in order to survive. Warning: Amorra intentions.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,739 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Korra, Amon - Complete
Understanding the Storm 3: The Poison Rain by Lizardbeth J reviews
Frigga and Thor battle Loki to save him from himself. Words are her weapons, and this is a fight she will not surrender. COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,158 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Pen and Darcy Lewis by molescout reviews
Being involved with the Avengers can be exciting during the fighting but like the rest of life, there are always boring necessities. Fury's meetings are one of them. A Loki/Darcy Oneshot. Set in the post Avengers movieverse.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Wounds Left Well Enough Alone by alwaysimagined reviews
Usually, when he talked about Loki, she tried to distract him. But she was so tired and he was so...everything about him was just so much all the time and she always felt like she was so little and sometimes a dark, horrible part of her wanted to turn and tell him that she had problems, too.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Jane F., Thor, Loki - Complete
Finding Loki by KaylaNorail reviews
When Loki falls, the All-Father cannot just mourn. He goes after him.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Odin, Loki - Complete
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
The Keyhole by Alydia Rackham reviews
Loki's frightening nightmare might be more than just a dream. Tag for "The Lokistone"
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Yue Festival by Ryuki Rose reviews
Prompted to go to a festival, Korra meets her "match." One shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Amon, Korra - Complete
The Morning After by Mikkeneko reviews
When Odin falls into the Sleep while Thor is away, Loki is called to fill the unexpected absence of the throne. Odin awakens to chaos... of a thoroughly unexpected kind. Fluff, crack, giftfic. No pairing.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Odin, Frigga - Complete
Inside the Wallpaper by Queen of the Red Skittle reviews
Something is killing the children of Burgess. An unwilling Jack must join forces with an equally-unwilling Pitch to save them.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Two Worlds Collide by MiraEyeteeth reviews
A redeemed Pitch falls out of his world and into one where a still evil Pitch lurks. And he's captured Jack... A two-shot spin-off of sorts to A Home For Fear. Now with more alternate endings.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Gifts by Alydia Rackham reviews
Even in an ancient realm like Asgard, reminders are needed as to the true heart of Christmas. And some reminders come in the form of gifts. Fallen Star Universe. Sequel to "Aurora."
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,497 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Odd Reunion by nimbostratus mist reviews
Seven of the Fellowship travel to Mirkwood, and six of them observe something they do not understand.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
Appropriate Research Material for Religious Celebrations, etc by LokiOfSassgaard reviews
Loki spends his first Christmas on Midgard. It's oddly similar to Midwinter celebrations on Asgard, and yet, not at all the same. For Gloria Scott on Avengers-xchange. AU to avoid 30k of redemption fic with 5k of prompt fill tacked on to the end.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
I Will Survive by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "I want drunk Loki. Not coming on to anyone. He must be doing something he's going to regret in the morning. And that can potentially be used as blackmail material." The Avengers get a call that Loki is terrorising a bar full of people in the city. When they arrive it's not what they expected.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tales of a Secret Mother by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
We all know about Laufey and how that ended, but what about Loki's mother? What if she was able to travel between worlds like her son could, and be able to shapeshift to blend in? What if Loki hadn't been as abandoned as he'd thought. A series of short glimpse's of Loki's life with a secret motherly figure looking out for him from the sidelines in three parts.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,048 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Job by MaybeIfI reviews
Jack has an extremely delayed reaction to the revelation of his past. Traumatizing flashbacks fall under Pitch's job description, not Sandy's. And Bunnymund has a revelation of his own...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Touch Screen by LulaMadison reviews
A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: "Many touch screens rely on the user's having warm hands. Obviously as a frost giant this is a little difficult for Loki. Dun care how or why, I just want Loki throwing a tantrum because he can't use a phone or a self serve scanner at a supermarket or buy a ticket for a train or something."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tricksters and Treats by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
A halloween special in the Lost Boys universe, you might want to read that first or you will be horribly confused!
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Loki - Complete
Bumpy Seas by hernameismeagan reviews
Captain Swan fic, my headcanon for 2x06 "Tallahassee"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Who's to Blame? by Haruko-Mizumi reviews
When Odin decides Loki's punishment, Thor has a startling thought as to who is really to blame for everything that's gone wrong. Post Avengers. Odin bashing. Now with follow up story "The Hardest Person to Forgive".
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Thor, Odin - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Team is a four-letter word by LulaMadison reviews
The fourth part of the teamwork series. Pairing/Characters: Teamfic, no Pairings. Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Frigga, Steve Rogers, Avengers. Warnings: Suicide attempt, and some swear words. Summary: After some serious therapy, Loki has been a member of the Avengers for 2 years, but when an attack by Doom leaves him gravely ill, his team mates have to fight to save his life.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,245 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
O Blessed Abyss by KungFu Jedi reviews
"I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal!" Unbeknownst to a broken-hearted, outraged Loki, he and Thor were about to be equals in more ways than he would have *ever* have cared to know. Ever. In fact, Thor could very well have lived out the rest of his immortal life without knowing that particular detail. But hey- all's fair in love and war, right?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Friend, A Balm by MistakenMagic reviews
"No one else seemed to have noticed that Loki bruised far more easily than his brother." One-shot set during the close of Avengers Assemble. Implied Loki/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Mew Mew by Jadelyn Tate reviews
Darcy pranks Thor. Tony, Bruce, Clint, and Natasha all help in their own way.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Darcy L., Thor - Complete
Beautiful Distraction by K.D. Sparrow reviews
Penny Holden is considered a 'dangerous person', and therefore is under the surveillance of S.H.I.E.L.D, which causes her to lie to her friends. And her life may also be in danger, and all because of a certain god of mischief. Follows 'Spaceman'
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,324 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
The Art of War by dalekclock reviews
What began as a S.H.I.E.L.D picnic spirals into a post-apocalyptic game of paintball, once Fury reveals the 100,000 prize for last man standing. Darcy, desperate to pay off student loans, enters the fray. How hard could it be? She's only playing against some master assassins. But, is there more to the game than Fury let on? Parody of the Community season 2 finale. Post-Avengers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Baby, It's Hot Outside by Wynn reviews
On the hottest day of the hottest month of the year, the air conditioning in Stark Tower breaks, and the Avengers, in the grip of heat insanity, must work together to convince Loki, stuck in his Jotun form and living in the Tower, to make them cool. Crack, angst, schmoop insanity ahead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
Daktoa for One by Ordis reviews
He doesn't know why he is standing here in front of the prisoner, trying to persuade it to eat. If it does not deserve what it has, it killed thousands. Refused them the Tesseract and forced them into a war they never wanted. It deserves no mercy. And yet, here he is. ll Inspired by Lady Charity's 'Syrgja'.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Loki - Complete
Aurora by Alydia Rackham reviews
Loki and Jane contemplate destiny and new beginnings beneath the light of an Asgardian dawn. Epilogue to Lokistone. Fallen Star Series.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Ringtone by BlackNymph reviews
It occurred to exactly no one that Thor didn't know how to work a cell phone. Have some brothers-related feels.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Lokistone by Alydia Rackham reviews
Jane Foster suspects why she has been relocated. But then another version of herself appears, warning her that the seams of space-time will rip apart if she does not complete this task: save Loki from the Avengers, with only a violet stone to guide her.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,179 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
Snapshots by ZGory reviews
Some random moments of bonding between Thor and kid Loki.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
A Good Man by Confused-But-Insouciant reviews
It's Tony's birthday party. All the Avengers attend. Justin Hammer gatecrashes. And because Loki's there so the Avengers can keep an eye on him, Tony gives Loki permission to do his 'Angry God Of Mischief' thing with Hammer. Naturally, things would never go exactly to plan with superheroes and Gods at the party . And will Loki ever redeem himself?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Theme Song by Haruko-Mizumi reviews
Loki hates it when Tony plays "Shoot to Thrill", and he makes a deal with Tony, stating that Tony will never play the song again. Tony, however, has his own view of the terms of this deal. Two years post Avengers. Avenger!Loki. No slash, just to clarify.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Bit of Fun by readbycandlelight reviews
In which Darcy makes Dr Banner and Steve Rogers uncomfortable while also catching the eye of a certain someone who happens to like her 'bit of fun.' One-shot, perhaps? Perchance? Darcy/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Loki - Complete
Sink Or Swim by ConeycatJr reviews
Bristol is in the middle of a heat wave, even the dead housemates are uncomfortable, George won't come out of the basement, and Mitchell has decided a trip to the beach is in order. Loki, however, has never learned how to swim in his own form, and doesn't much want to.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2012 - George S., Loki - Complete
Lay It Down, For a While by Min Daae reviews
When your most recent minions have just attempted to kill you and possibly done better at it than they should have, where's a supervillain to go?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
A Modern Day Emergency by V.Evergreen reviews
Pepper knew that Steve would respond to any emergency. She just didn't know that included what to do when someones hair won't co-operate. Friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Pepper P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
This Is Your Badness Level by LulaMadison reviews
Loki finds himself as the rather reluctant imaginary friend of a 6 year old girl, and even though he's a bit busy letting the frost giants into the weapons vault, and trying to take over Midgard, he keeps getting dragged back into her world. Inspired by the films 'Lilo & Stitch' and 'Drop Dead Fred'.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Prince, The Witch, But No Wardrobe by Wynn reviews
Fury, Clint, Tony, Bruce, and Loki all think about Natasha and place her in one of the three stereotypical categories for women: the princess, the prince, or the witch. Based on a requested prompt.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Caramel Apples and RingTailed Lemurs by CaffieneKitty reviews
Loki de-ages Captain America. This is not the best idea he's ever had, but he can work with it. GEN. Complete. Full Title: The Tactical Applications of Caramel Apples and Ring-Tailed Lemurs.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Blame it on the Vodka by dhauren reviews
This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,784 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Super Powered and Socially Useless Club by Wynn reviews
You are cordially invited to the Super-Powered and Socially Useless Club. Because such issues as ours must come with some benefit. In this case, alcohol. But your own, not mine. Even if I am a billionaire. Meetings the first of every month. You know where. Be there or be emotionally well-adjusted like Rogers. A strange little story inspired by a comment left on another fic .
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by Nicholls reviews
Tony Stark had never thought of himself as the father type. Hell, he usually avoided children like the plague, no offense of course; he just did not know how to handle them. No, kids and Tony did not go in the same sentence together. So why was he down on one knee in the middle of one of Paris' streets, quietly talking to one?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
of the cold and brokenhearted by Lady Charity reviews
There are very few reasons why Loki would break down in front of all of Asgard. This was one of them. In which Asgard demands proof that Loki has a heart, and thus they break it. Post-Avengers
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Blinded by a Thousand Lights by Lady Charity reviews
He was Captain America, the supersoldier, the man out of time. He was Thor Odinson, god of thunder, the golden crown prince. But sometimes they were able to catch their breath and were just two men trying to find their way through the world.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
The Chaotic Overpower in the Freezer by Theta Serpentis reviews
Written for a Norsekink prompt. AU. When he finds out he's a Frost Giant Loki runs to Midgard and hides in SHIELD's industrial freezer, eating all the ice cream. Someone has to coax him out.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Led by a Child by TimelessTears reviews
Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
Breath of Life by Christy Tortland reviews
They had both been wrong. Death was only the beginning. Bruce/Selina, post TDKR. Oneshot. SPOILERS.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Music by therisingharvestmoon reviews
Darcy introduces Loki to the concept of music as a distraction, acting as one herself. Loki/Darcy. Oneshot. Fluff.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Curious Bedfellows by Dance Elle Dance reviews
He curls around her body when she sleeps, all lanky arms and reckless abandon; Natasha shouldn't have expected anything less. LokiNatasha, oneshot
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki] - Complete
The Dog Days are Over by Wynn reviews
Sequel to The Animal Inside. A few weeks after their nighttime conversation, Natasha discovers Loki on Earth and she follows him to discover why.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
The Animal Inside by Wynn reviews
A few months after the attacks on the Helicarrier and New York, Loki visits Natasha for a late-night chat about the animal inside.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Drinking Buddies by Modern Denial reviews
Loki's boredom on Earth leads him to convince Steve to join him in a night out on the town. Slightly AU. No romance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Loki's Pocket by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Remember how you take something then put it somewhere in your room or in your pocket for later, then you forget about it? Loki does that too. God Style. No one really minds or knows about it until he forgets he put an Agent of SHIELD in there. CRACK
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
No Eggs in Asgard by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme Fill- There is no eggs in Asgard. Because of that, Thor doesn't exactly know why chicken have them. Loki enlightens him. CRACK
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
I took an arrow to the eye by LulaMadison reviews
TITLE: I used to be a god, but then I took an arrow to the eye. PAIRINGS: None. SUMMARY: Clint wants to shoot Loki in the eye socket as payment for everything he put him through. Loki agrees it's a fair price. NOTE: Technically a sequel to my fic "Better teamwork Through Dragon Hunting" but this is written like a standalone fic so it doesn't matter if you haven't read that one.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Better Teamwork Through Dragon Hunting by LulaMadison reviews
One redemption arc later, and Loki is no longer the enemy, but Thor is the only Avenger who trusts him. Odin requests the Avengers' presence on Asgard & orders a very reluctant Loki to bring them. Thor is delighted - inter dimensional road trip! Magnificent quests! The perfect bonding experience for his BFFs & brother! Everyone else... less so. Teamfic. No pairings or warnings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,211 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Captive Guests by Ordis reviews
When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Little Tasha by Omnicat reviews
Natasha is turned into a child and the Avengers don't know what to do with her. Enter Loki, who always wanted another little girl, and is the best babysitter ever. / slight AU, total crack
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Some Nights by brett please reviews
Darcy tries to cheer up the god of mischief. When videos of cats fail, she resorts to liquor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Loki - Complete
Night Drive by Modern Denial reviews
"For a demigod, Loki was incredibly human." Natasha and Loki take a late-night drive. Rated T for a swear word, just to be safe. One shot. Natasha/Loki friendship with hints of attraction. Slightly AU and also post-movie. Note: not the same SHIELD HQ as in the film.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
The Goods by CreedsGalBirdy reviews
One-shot. Loki saves Darcy and suffers an atypical battle wound.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Science and Shenanigans by Elerrina Star reviews
"Are you sure this is safe?" - They say yes, but of course nothing is safe when our favorite science bros get together. Bruce and Tony centric, science-buddy-friendship-love but no slash. Ch. 2 up!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Ultimate Showdown by VicariouslyHere reviews
What if Darcy was a superhero? What if Loki was her nemesis? Absolutely silly and fluffy one-shot. "The most adorable thing on the internet" - Hiddles. I lied, he didn't say that.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
None So Blind by Sarah1281 reviews
Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Black Roses for a Black Widow by chatnoir1 reviews
Movie-verse. Loki wants to make amends for a vulgar comment made to Agent Romanoff on the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Restrictions by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Step away, she is not yours to have. LokiDarcy, oneshot
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Follow Forever by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"...We can reblog each other's stuff to boost the notes count, start a shipping war, troll Cap's tag..." Science bros become Tumblr bros. Bruce/Tony friend!ship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Understanding the Storm by Lizardbeth J reviews
Once, Frigga held him in her arms and refused to let him go. She still holds on, even when it breaks her heart to see what her son has become.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Loki - Complete
In Which There is Shawarma by Coruscare reviews
The events directly after capturing Loki leading up to the scene at the restaurant. Team-fic.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
Hulk Hugs by PurpleMoon3 reviews
While fighting Loki, the Hulk decides to use a different strategy. Hugs. It works.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Big Damn Terrified Heroes by tobinfic reviews
The Avengers meet their match in the privacy of their own kitchen. Spoiler-free humourous crack fic!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Brother Avengers by Alydia Rackham reviews
Tony Stark and SHIELD are joined by Thor, Loki, Captain America and Wolverine—but this ill-matched team will have to overcome vast personal differences if they hope to defeat an enemy force that threatens all the realms.Sequel to "Fallen Star." NO SLASH
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,944 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Villainous Valentine by Omnicat reviews
Loki is a bit annoyed with mortal holidays, until Darcy shows him an alternate way of celebrating them: the cosplayer's way. / sequel to "Christmas Crashing", but can stand on its own
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Give Me Extra Pepperony, please by dhauren reviews
Tony Stark shows up at Loki's door, needing a wing man for his planned mischief. A Thor/Avengers/Iron Man one shot, set in my Blame it on the Vodka verse.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Loki - Complete
A Queen At His Feet by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner
Namor's never been stroked quite like this before. Het. Drabble.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Emma F./White Queen - Complete
For You and For Myself by soulofair reviews
Irene's role in Sherlock's life doesn't just fade away. Fading isn't her thing. Instead, their relationship flourishes. Blatantly obvious spoilers for S2; OC in later chapters
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 73,777 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Shard by Alydia Rackham reviews
After Thor disappears into the sky, Jane returns to the lab to find a tall, dark stranger waiting for her. And he stays just long enough to mark her life forever.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Say What You Mean! by dhauren reviews
A Blame it on the Vodka Valentine's Day one-shot! Loki should know better than to take relationship advice from Tony Stark.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Alright by Laury the Latrator reviews
"Love-sick is a kind of sick." / In which Penny feels the sting of rejection and Sheldon tries to keep things the way they are. / A Sheldon/Penny super long one-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Need to Avenge by crayonboxromance reviews
Loki thought he had found something, someone, better than revenge. But then that person was taken from him he promises to burn the world with her by his side. Sequel to 'The Need to Pretend.'
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Christmas Crashing by Omnicat reviews
Nobody invites Loki to their Christmas dinners. So Loki invites himself to Darcy's. / missed the season by a month! but I hope it's still enjoyable
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Nightingale by Alydia Rackham reviews
This is the story of the near-fatal wound that gave Thor his only scar—and the woman who refused to show her tears as she sealed it with needle and thread. Companion to "Two Little Boys" and "Brother Avengers."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Thor, Sif - Complete
Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Superhero's Christmas in Midgard by ConeycatJr reviews
From a prompt on norsekink, and with apologies to Dylan Thomas. Even superheros-and supervillains- like to spend Christmas with their families.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Cat Troubles by Selene Illusinia reviews
Loki and Thor are forced to help Darcy with her cats. Which leads to humor. And a bit of god-breaking. Yes, Odin and Frigga cause quite a bit of trouble for the brothers. Rating for language and the mention of porn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Thor, Loki, Darcy L., Jane F. - Complete
Blackmail by Shellyluvstoread reviews
Jonathan and Jervis find an old tape from a video dating service, and much to Jonathan's delight, it's Eddie's
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2011 - E. Nigma, Jonathan C. - Complete
Silence by Gabriel87 reviews
Christine loses her voice. Erik panics. Leroux verse. COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Loves and Hatreds of His Frightful Home by ConeycatJr reviews
Thor and the Avengers are faced with a mysterious, magical villain. Suspicion falls upon a banished sorcerer living quietly in Totterdown. Loki, with the help of his housemates, must help his brother and prove his innocence. Description edited.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,199 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Loki - Complete
Two Little Boys by Alydia Rackham reviews
Based on the song "Two Little Boys." A mishap when Thor and Loki are little parallels dramatic events when they are grown. NO SLASH. Sad.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Sorting Hat by Limited-Fantasy reviews
The Avengers, Loki, Coulson, and Nick Fury discuss what houses they'd be sorted into if they were wizards from Harry Potter.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Human by Shipperwolf reviews
"Have the mortals become deranged?"...Jane finds herself teaching the ins and outs of Halloween to Loki Laufeyson, and has a revelation concerning his nature in the process. Oneshot, Avenger-verse.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Fallen Star by Alydia Rackham reviews
All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,927 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Monsters: A Thor and Being Human crossover by ConeycatJr reviews
Loki falls into another realm, and learns there is more than one way to deal with being a monster.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,039 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Loki - Complete
Caffeine by StringynKel reviews
Not meant to be taken seriously at all. Loki has almost no caffeine tolerance.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Making Friends by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
Its amazing what one can accomplish with a set of lawn chairs, a lot of nerve and a great deal of scotch, as Tony Stark can testify. Tony/Loki Friendship
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Loki - Complete
Somewhere In The Midst by Christy Tortland reviews
Jane plays matchmaker with the Avengers. However, she's got her own issues - like a flirty neighbor after Thor, and that little thing called being very pregnant. Part of the "Somewhere in Between" series. Oneshot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Somewhere In The End by Christy Tortland reviews
Thor challenges the Avengers to a game of Dance Dance Revolution, or the "war dance of revolution." But Jane's got something a little important to tell her husband... Sequel to "Somewhere in Between" and "Somewhere in the Middle."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
The Need to Pretend by crayonboxromance reviews
Maxine Dwyer is bored with her life. She needs something to spice it up. That something just so happens to be a man in the middle of the road wearing full body armour and a cape. He spontaneously joins her on a road trip. What could possibly go wrong?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,149 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Love of a Spartan by AshleyBudrick reviews
She's just a marine. He's a Spartan. Love has no place in a war, but it forms whether you like it or not, whether it makes you or breaks you. And in this case, it could be lethal. John-117 x OC. Updated & Edited 07/11
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 258,582 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Awake My Soul by sparklylulz reviews
The thing that scares her most is the more she notices about Loki, the more she forgets about Thor, because even though he's the god of mischief, he's kind of wormed his way into her heart. -Loki/Jane
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - [Loki, Jane F.] - Complete
A Head Full of Doubt by sparklylulz reviews
Thor understands how to wear his heart on his sleeve, but Loki finds that he doesn't believe in such frivolities. -Loki/Jane
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Jane F., Loki] - Complete
A Matter of Mead by Oneiriad reviews
Things in Asgard aren't quite like on Earth, and poor Thor is just trying to be a good host...
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Loki's Laundry by Angelstreasure reviews
Thor opens a linen closet and uncover's his brother's most diabolical prank to ever afflict mankind. Set before the events of the film. ONESHOT. Please review.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Spaceman by K.D. Sparrow reviews
Penny Holden is having a bad day, and then her ex is hit by a man who fell from the sky. Without realizing it Penny becomes hoplessly tangled in the web of one dashing god of mischief. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,571 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Somewhere In The Middle by Christy Tortland reviews
Thor challenges Loki to a game of Dance Dance Revolution, or the "war dance of revolution." But Jane just wants to eat her pasta. Sequel to "Somewhere In Between."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Confessions of a Trickster by Arya Daeriel reviews
Everybody has a breaking point, a place where they just can't take it anymore and Loki's breaking point has been pushed to the very edge throughout the centuries of trying to prove himself to his father.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Loki, Thor
Somewhere In Between by Christy Tortland reviews
They were from different worlds, of entirely different dimensions. But beneath it all, they were just a man and a woman. Thor/Jane. Set during and post-movie. MAJOR SPOILERS.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Just One of Those Days by SpellboundMuggle reviews
One day in King's Cross station Sherlock Holmes comes across a strange object.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Letters to Walpurgis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Dennis B. - Complete
Down the Plot Hole by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Harry Potter mistakenly decides to go back in time and save the world! Fortunately, Lord Voldemort is there to prevent Harry destroying it in the process. Time-turner meta!fic - strictly cannon compliant. Yes, an actual cannon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
And Less Than Kind by Queen reviews
She was a little more than kin and less than kind. And his life belongs to her.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Savage Opress, Asajji Ventress - Complete
Tramps Like Us by crayonboxromance reviews
Ben, a soldier from the wrong side of the tracks and Alice, a broken Hero-Queen. A year after the Crawler attack Alice is alone and craving human companionship. Could Ben Finn be the right kind of company to heal a broken queen?
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,393 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Ben Finn, OC] - Complete
The Cricket's Cage by RosieB reviews
In Inuyasha's time, crickets were prized for their songs and served as muses for stories and poems. A collection of oneshots and drabbles of all pairings and genres.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,842 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Sheldon's plan by Trbl reviews
Follows "Sheldon's list." Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Ale Has It by Snacky8 reviews
Eowyn was just trying to prove a point about Gondorian beer. Cowritten by Crantz.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Tales From the Freezer IV: Thoughts and Ponderings by Cleopatra Antoinette reviews
Everyone has their own thoughts of the others. The only question is what those thoughts really are...
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prince Nuada, John Myers - Complete
Saving Labyrinth by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, she fought her way through to save her baby brother. Now, only a few weeks later, Sarah must once again brave the perils of the Underground; this time, to save the Goblin King...and the Labyrinth itself.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Wednesday by 5M1TH reviews
"Um, he's not my boyfriend" Trinity spoke across the room, wishing that she could make herself invisible.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
Tuesday by 5M1TH reviews
"You could of course just stay out of the Matrix…" he made a dramatic pause "…but then you would miss all the fun."
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
Monday by 5M1TH reviews
"Rest assured, Miss Edwards, next Monday I won't hesitate to kill you."
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Protection by vampout reviews
Hardison and Parker go on a date. Eliot get's a lil' overprotective. One Shot, E/P Sibling Love!
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
A New Unmasking by McXahn reviews
"How lucky she was to have come to such a conclusion not a moment before she'd have snatched the mask off of his face!" A different take on the Leroux unmasking. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: A Labyrinthine Retelling by gabriellejoya reviews
He was the beast, cold and cruel, and she the beauty, trapped in his gilded cage for all eternity. Little did he know, her will was as strong as his. The tale of Beauty & the Beast entwined with Labyrinth. J/S.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,343 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
HOWL JENKINS: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by tinkerchu reviews
Congratulations! You are now the owner of a fully-automated HOWL JENKINS unit.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Involuntary Man's Laughter by J-Horror Girl reviews
The Joker/Jay and Grace/The Grudge turn up in the Arkham gameverse and sub for Batman. Now it's Heath!Joker vs. Game!Joker and Grace vs. Harley. Who will win? In the process of moving from Can't Get You Out of My Head. Was briefly 'Crashing The Party'.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Joker
Uncle Holmes by Christy Tortland reviews
Holmes faces his toughest mental challenge yet: three rambunctious Watson children. Or rather, the Watson children are subjected to the mischievous, trouble-causing Uncle Holmes. Post movie oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Lost in the City by Mad Bertha reviews
A little girl is lost in New York. Definitely fluff.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Battle for Neverland by Lywhn reviews
As the children fallow Peter back to Neverland, they have to face the most dangerous adventure of all. Coldness and dark creatures beset the island, and Peter has to fight for his home. At his side strange Elves and – an uwilling Captain Hook.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 348,763 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Peter Pan, Captain Hook - Complete
We Keep the Wall Between Us As We Go by Heist reviews
Good fences make good neighbors. She keeps crawling under... and around, and over... his. Pre-romance. Sort of.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Tales From the Freezer III: Of Holidays and Boxes by Cleopatra Antoinette reviews
In which Nuada realizes that perhaps his human compatriots have done more for him than he suspected, and also in which Bree decides to become scary.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Prince Nuada, John Myers - Complete
Paradox by Emertheawesome reviews
How wonderful that we have met with a paradox. Now we have some hope of making progress.Onigumo. Kagome. Slight crack.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Kagome H., Onigumo - Complete
All or Nothing by forthright reviews
AU. In spite of all their differences, Sesshoumaru and Kagome discover common ground... on the ice. A whirlwind romance of the Olympic variety. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,461 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
A Meal Fit for a King by Aranel Took reviews
Éowyn surprises her husband. Written for the There and Back Romantic Dinner Challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
The Flower Girl by Kanna37 reviews
The story of how one tiny child led a human-hating youkai Lord and a pure-hearted miko to love - all through the medium of her favorite thing... flowers. Second place on Dokuga for Best Kagome port. and Third Best Romance.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 109,855 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Boy by zutarakid50 reviews
Part three of a series of One-shots I plan on making that all have to do with Voldemort in some way. All named after his Horcruxs! 'The Boy'- The night Voldemort went to kill Harry when he was a baby, a different fight occured... Rated for words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Girl and The Ghost by dimensioner reviews
Oneshot. A young girls decides to explore the opera house while Carlotta sings, and happens upon the Opera Ghost. Inspired by my goddaughter...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Erik - Complete
Troved by forthright reviews
AU. Everyone knows that a hanyou comes from the union of a human and a youkai. In this case, the union of a human and a youkai is brought about by a hanyou. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. Valentine's Day Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Snippets by Inexcess reviews
Snippets of Sophie and Howl's life. One-shot
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sophie H., Howl
Perfect Happiness by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One-shot. Thranduil has something important to do.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Thranduil - Complete
Probably Not to Do with the Whiskey by Twirl reviews
Hugo Stiglitz puts a different name down on the card he slides to the Gestapo Major sitting beside him, to the immense dismay of those around him.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hugo S. - Complete
Hufflepuff's Cup by zutarakid50 reviews
Part two of a series of One-shots I plan on making that all have to do with Voldemort in some way. All named after his Horcruxs! 'Hufflepuff's Cup' Muggleborn's get one-up on Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Fit For Dogs by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
A tiny glimpse into the dietary habits of our favourite inuyoukai. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Insolent Grins by beyond the shadows reviews
Sophie finally snaps and yells at Howl when a mysterious voice interrupts... What is going on?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
Captain Hook changes occupation by Katherine NotGreat reviews
A satiric one-shot about how our fav antagonist came to find hiself a profession upon his return from Neverland. Dedicated to theladyfucshia and her "Something changed", and also to the author of "That'll Teach'Em"
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Ravenclaw’s Diadem by zutarakid50 reviews
Part one of a series of One-shots I plan on making that all have to do with Voldemort in some way. All named after his Horcruxs! 'Ravenclaw's Diadem'- not every battle is won with wands...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Halloween is for Masks by FugueState reviews
."There were four of them - half-reverent, half-terrified, but following right behind him like so many ducklings..."
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
THE BLACK SPOT by Bellegeste reviews
Cruel humiliation for Snape as he suffers under the dreaded curse of The Black Spot. Talk Like a Pirate Day mini-challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Obstacle Course day! by willwrite4fics reviews
What is a GI Joe obstacle course like? Our favorite tough PT drill sergeant BeachHead runs some of the Joes through a special course!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Poppaea's Demise by Twinings reviews
Poppaea! She was his wife! And she was unfaithful to him! So he got mad and he jumped on her! Up and down, up and down, until he squashed her like a bug! Please don't jump on me! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Substitute Teacher by willwrite4fics reviews
What can you do when a wounded friend asks for help with their beginning karate class? Someone has to teach the new recruits.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
The Rose and the Nightingale by Omega Devin reviews
AU, EC: A retelling of Erik and Christine's story, set in the rosy hours of Mazenderan, with a fantasy twist. Love shall not be denied.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,156 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Erik, Christine
BINGO by magnolia-bunny reviews
Rin receives a gift from Kagome, and it almost drives Sesshomaru to the brink of insanity. Oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Utter Insanity by Hotarulover reviews
Killer Bugs and Snake Eyes/Scarlett. Oneshot.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
The Pool of Eternal Fragrance by Shinku reviews
He knew Sarah could be cruel, but he had to admit, this was probably down right mean.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Operation Snakeman Scare by Christy Tortland reviews
Out of the shadows, a dark figure swooped down and alighted on the ground silently. The shadow rose to its feet, towering – a pitch black - that loomed over Harry and Dumbledore… "DEMENTOR!" shrieked Harry. He dove into the dumpster. Oneshot. OOCness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Semaphore by TiamatV reviews
Watching one's girlfriend get hit on is not what Flint would call "entertaining." F/LJ; SE/S
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Spock's Rules for Reviews by Christy Tortland reviews
A tutorial on how to get reviews. By Spock and yours truly. Totally random and completely pointless.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Spock - Complete
Raised You Up by vampout reviews
Set sometime during X-Men Origins: Wolverine. What if Wolverine had come before Wades transformation was complete? - When Stryker finds out about Wade's cancer he is thrown into a cell next to one of the mutants he helped capture. Emma/Wade. Slightly AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,269 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Emma Frost - Complete
An Unlikely Pairing by paws-bells reviews
SessKag AU. In which the disgruntled villain is being rescued by the lively, spirited heroine. Unfortunately for her, he is no Prince Charming. Unfortunately for him, she is a mouthy wench who just would not shut up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Adventures of Scar and Lex in Manhattan by TheGuyWithTheGun reviews
Edit: Season 2. When Coat falls asleep, Lex & Scar must deal with the many resulting reactions, such as bleedthroughs from other universes! LexxScar
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,687 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007
Incursion by Heist reviews
There was a reason magic didn't belong in the world Above.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Technical Support by La Ragna reviews
In which Sarah hates her computer, but not as much as she hates His Nibs…Inspired by Pika la Cynique!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Power Struggle by bobmcbobbob1 reviews
Being forced into it was not something Jareth or Sarah had in mind, and, since both are notoriously stubborn, naturally there is some resentment there. They will war for some edge until a compromise is reached or a bus barrels after Sarah. JS COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,262 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Paper Planes by ABoxFullOfSharpObjects reviews
Survivors do what they do. Try and pick up the pieces, but who knows where those pieces are supposed to go. StormxDeadpool friendship/family/kind of romance? thing.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Ororo M./Storm - Complete
An Off Day by Malvolia reviews
With all that craziness over Sylar and Danko ended, it's nice to be able to sit down for a relaxing afternoon of chess with your daughter. But Nathan is having a weird sort of day. And what is with all the static in his office? Post-season 4 finale.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
The Art of Firendship by zutarakid50 reviews
Takes place after the war. Aang visits Ozai in his cell. What does he want? One-shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ozai, Aang - Complete
Punish Me! by 1note reviews
The tale of the dreaded Captain Carnage and his fateful encounter with Nite Owl and Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Veritas by marinawings reviews
Peter and Gabriel/Sylar escape from Pinehearst together. Angela sends them an unlikedly bodyguard--Phoebe Agnew, who can both discern truth and reveal it.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,934 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G.
Letters by Hopelessromantic721 reviews
Ahsoka Ashsoka..whatever has something she wants to give to Rex, but is too shy about it! AhsokaxRex fluff ahead!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Lumiya, Captain Rex - Complete
Thy Bog Overfloweth by Wolfish Oro reviews
A rather unfortunate and unusual event forces Jareth to reside with Sarah for a time... Unbeknownst to him, people are plotting behind his back, and Sarah is in on it... Entirely humor, same story, new summary. COMPLETE. sobs
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,173 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
An Elf Lord in Peril by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One-shot. Elrond decided that Legolas should be the Elven representative in the Fellowship. Thranduil has his own views about that. Characters: Mainly Thranduil and Elrond, with brief appearances by other Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Thranduil, Elrond - Complete
Life is Beautiful by Rebecca Hb reviews
Clones age twice as fast as other humans. Years after the Clone Wars, Ahsoka must face the ultimate consequence of this. Rex/Ahsoka.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by Ingarian Librarian reviews
In which Howl brings home a rather unusual pet.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
Quarantine by solsixtus reviews
Their brothers avoid them as if Slick's defection was an illness they were stricken with. Spoliers for Clone Wars Ep "Hidden Enemy"
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
From The Ashes by Princess Pinky reviews
During their roadtrip to Sylar's father's home, Luke makes an inquiry that leads Sylar to a startling revelation and forces him to come face to face with his past, present, and future.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2009 - [Sylar/Gabriel G., Elle B.] Luke C. - Complete
Tales From the Freezer I: Everything In It's Place by Cleopatra Antoinette reviews
Everyone has their own little corner in the Freezer, both literally and figuratively. Nuada just has to find his. Isn't it terrific how everyone is so darned helpful there?
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Prince Nuada, John Myers - Complete
Father's Blessing by Quillest reviews
Kohaku has asked Rin to marry him, and Rin has agreed. Now there's only one thing left to do: ask the father's blessing. How will Sesshoumaru respond? Oneshot, set twelve years after the manga ends
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kohaku - Complete
Vengeance by skywalker05 reviews
AU. Darth Maul narrowly survives the duel at Naboo, and when he attempts to return to his Master, he finds that Count Dooku has usurped his place as Sith apprentice. Maul seeks to kill Dooku, but will require help from an unlikely ally--Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Darth Maul, Obi-Wan K.
Missing In Action by CWBasset reviews
When a mission goes wrong, Luke Skywalker crashes on an uninhabited planet. While waiting for rescue, he makes an unexpected discovery.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Dashing Through the Snow by Checkerboards reviews
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to run from the cops on Christmas Day!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Fear by Artemis Day reviews
Everyone's afraid of something...
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Published: 1/1/2009 - [Jareth, Sarah] - Complete
Force Bond: Imperial Pride by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader has misplaced a member of the Skywalker family, and Luke isn't going to be happy when he finds out. Luke has plenty to distract him as he tries to be a loyal friend and avoid galactic politics.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,572 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Where You Go To Be Forgotten by Cleopatra Antoinette reviews
Movie-verse. Nuada and Nuala survive, but our favorite prince can't go free. Where do they send him? The place where they send things they can't be bothered with. And who's there to make sure his stay is comfortable? John T. Meyers, our banished agent.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - John Myers, Prince Nuada - Complete
Red Was a Bad Choice by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mr. Walker reflects that red was... possibly... not the smartest choice for the Bad Color. Drabble, crack
Village - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
And Keep Your Enemies Closer by Crazed Fuzzle reviews
She'd known he was alive. He would have been an imbecile not to know she was. Still, both of them were rather surprised to see each other. And as the old saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Synlet
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Foot in the Door by Mira-Jade reviews
Sometimes she had the sneaking suspicion that Sesshoumaru was interested. You know . . . like that. Sesshoumaru X Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
If Only by chocolatemooses reviews
If only she had been just a girl with a broken watch. No powers, no Company, no lies. If only he had been just a boy who could fix watches. No hunger, no murder, no guilt. Sylar/Elle. Response to drabble challenge at the Sylar/Elle community on LJ.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Elle B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
A Translation Story by LC Rose reviews
Just another day in Feudal Japan, right? Or...maybe not. **one-shot** COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Chicken by Mello McQueen reviews
Peter isn't a coward, but unfortunately for him, neither is Gabriel.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Trick or Treat! by Checkerboards reviews
It's Halloween, and that means another fiendish plot from the Scarecrow! Of course, with his luck, it's bound to be mostly trick and very little treat...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
What Brothers Will Do by zookitty reviews
Tag for Eris Quod Sum. Gabriel is confused on a lot of things, but clear on one. Peter is his brother.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Kissing Bandit by forthright reviews
AU. An art thief with an unusual calling card is after a set of priceless statues. The Taishos take steps to protect the Four Souls, but the cat burglar is elusive. When Sango steps forward as a witness, she’s asked to help catch the ‘Casanova' crook.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,763 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Trying to Rant by GreySide58 reviews
Peter's ranting, but he's being bothered.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Noah by Insert Witty Name Here reviews
It all began with Noah...Oneshot R&R - NOT slash!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Noah B./HRG - Complete
Calculations by ShImHiding reviews
Sesshoumaru encounters a strange object, and only one person can tell him what it is.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Bird In Hand by Random-Battlecry reviews
So he’s stuck in Arkham with the droolers and the ravers. Thank God Batsy’s having to do a little time himself. The Joker’s absolutely starved for entertainment, and a little mutual psychoanalysis will do them both the world of good. Post-TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Slade's Crazy Adventure! by XxNightfirexX reviews
Sorry for the wait! With Wintergreen sick, Slade has to run errands for him. however, where he is reigns as overlord of all evil, he lacks big time in social skills. poor thing can't even make a sandwich... :
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Slade - Complete
Just a Little Awkward by xChaiChanx reviews
Slade just hoped that times to come would not always be like this. Maybe having a woman apprentice was going to be a bit more difficult then he thought...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Terra, Slade - Complete
Dinner and a Show by Checkerboards reviews
Lights! Camera! Joker!...oh, this can't be good.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 276 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Star Mile by Amphytrion reviews
Wendy is older now and coming to realize that not everything is as simple as good triumphing over evil. Hook/Wendy.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,171 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Captain Hook, Wendy D.
To Our Mutual Friend by dead2self reviews
After killing off a room of hostages to lure the Batman, the Joker is in for a nasty surprise. Gen.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
And the World is Poorer by Masamune's Song reviews
Prince Nuada reflecting on friendship, family, loss and life. Develops his relationship with his friend Wink, and the touch of twincest. Hellboy II movie-based.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Bathtub Tyranny by ice illuser reviews
All those chores have caused Sophie to rebel. Can Howl appease his suddenly fearsome wife?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Guardian Angel by Cheese-Nip42 reviews
So...Heroes is sort of an AU right? Like if normal, everyday people had super powers... Well, what if one of those people lets say Sylar. came into the actual universe? It's my first fan fic. so please have mercy!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G.
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5477 - Favs: 6,312 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Le Fantôme et la Belle by Kates reviews
A Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast crossover of epic proportions. Readers, ye be warned.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 156,259 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Erik, Christine
Equally Cursed and Blessed by Mina1 reviews
Luke Skywalker, battered and bruised after his collision with destiny on Bespin, is called upon by the Alliance for a desperate rescue mission that goes horribly wrong. There's only one person who can save him: his father. Shameless Luke & Vader. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 149,511 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Voice of the Shadows by Silver Sky 1138 reviews
AU. Teenage Obi-Wan Kenobi; an eight-year old Jedi musician; and Ciaràn, the boy who in another universe would be called Darth Maul, find themselves on a mission to rescue a classmate from the allure of the dark side. 5: Obi-Wan stumbled out of a bar...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Muck by marti-n-danika reviews
Or Jareth & Sarah's Smelly Little Problem. A collaboration between Marti Owlsten & Danika Lareyna.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,558 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/13/2006
Carbonite Cracks, or: Cat vs Fett by Lionchilde reviews
11th in the Vader's Cat series. Vader knew that something was going to go wrong as soon as the cat started nosing around the carbon freezing chamber.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
A Fleet Full of CrackPots by Lionchilde reviews
10th in the Vader's Cat series. This was inspired by Garfield and written for my collaborative partner on One Path, Aruna7
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
Cracking His Confidence by Lionchilde reviews
9th in the Vader's Cat series. Vader was beginning to feel confident as a pet owner...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
Crack to Nature by Lionchilde reviews
8th in the Vader's Cat series. Vader discovered that the cat had an intense fear of grass...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
Cracking The Dark Lord by Lionchilde reviews
7th in the Vader's Cat series. It seemed impossible to him that the tiny kitten which had once fit so comfortably in the palm of his hand could have become a large, fat adult feline capable of intimidating full grown Imperial officers.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
Check One: YES NO MAYBE by 4arrows reviews
Sesshomaru is having problems relating to Kagome that he is interested in her. Where better to turn to for advice on dating modern women than Sota and television.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,508 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Laundry Day by Majestik Moose reviews
Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Yoda do an evening chore with disastrous results. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Just a Cold by Aelaer reviews
Complete. Another day in Minas Tirith and the King does not feel too well. He has never let a little cold stop him before, though.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Song by Seraephina reviews
The song came from deep within him, and it was everything he had ever experienced. My entry for ComicBookFan's "Jericho" contest.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Jericho, Slade - Complete
Force Bond: Family by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides to make a dramatic change in Luke's life, after both of them are forced to confront deeply held fears.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,576 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Titans, REWIND! by TheGuyWithTheGun reviews
The power station is controling out minds. Or, so says Beast Boy. When he attempts to save the world by sabatoging the power station, he fails and ends up with an interesting new feature... based on "Be Kind, Rewind" starring Jack Black and Mos Def
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
Learning Curve by The Moonless Night reviews
Movieverse The Autobots, warriors turned refugees, hide on earth in plain sight. Can they learn to get along with their new human neighbors, or will they ultimately be revealed by simple misunderstandings?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,121 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
War by Wolfish Oro reviews
She won the battle this year, but it's part of an on-going war. Humor! Read it! It's not crackfic! Mild cussing! Insanity! Y'all know what to expect from me by now, I mean, really...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Written in the Stars by liam22 reviews
Sylar/Claire "I've got time on my hands and hope in my heart, we both understand we we're meant to be apart."
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Vode An by Darth Rio reviews
A work in progress story about Gamma Squad, four clone troopers stuck in the middle of the Clone War. Takes place at the start of the Clone War.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007
Toby's Revenge by Sonata IX reviews
A sniffle a day keeps the Goblin King away. One shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Partial Eclipse by rtwofan reviews
6 Yrs PostSeas1 After finding out that they're brothers, Peter and amnesiac Sylar have worked together for three years to rescue their kind from captive mutant laws. But after they cross paths with Claire again, the worst threat yet arrives. COMPLETE
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,538 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
The Lost Commodore by Lahara reviews
Commodore James Norrington has lost so much that was important to him. However, Natania Raphael has little important to herself. Drawn across over time and space, with James stuck in 21st century America and Natania dealing with a fictional character.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,731 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - James N.
Jedi and Ghosts and Stories, Oh My! by Christy Tortland reviews
Vader gets a visit from the ghost of Qui Gon Jinn and finds that the ghost has gone a little off the deep end. Humorous oneshot. OOCness.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Darth Vader, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Something Changed by theladyfucshia reviews
Wendy Darling is grown up, and has been taken captive on board the Jolly Roger. Through her converstaions with the ship's ever enigmatic captain, we learn of Hook's story, thoughts, and disturbingly, his growing fondness for his prisoner. Now Complete.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Not Speak or Whisper by PeppyPower reviews
After the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo draws strength and hope from one very special moment with the Elvenking - but not with the Elvenking alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Alternate Reality by Christy Tortland reviews
Christine's world is turned upside down when alternate versions of herself and Erik drop into her life. Can the alternate Christine convince her that she's making a mistake by choosing Raoul over Erik? EC, AU. 2004 moviebased.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Christine, Erik
Force Bond: Licensed by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke feels the time has arrived to unleash himself on the skies of Coruscant. Vader isn't so sure.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,202 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Petrelli Christmas Special by Polly reviews
It was Christmas Eve and the Petrellis were settling down for a perfect Christmas: holly, mince pies and a little accidental homicide. Well what can you expect where Peter and Nathan are involved? Lighthearted fun not to be taken seriously! COMPLETE
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
Imperial by Aria Saralyn reviews
Darth Vader needs a new wingman, so he goes to the Imperial Academy in search of a competent pilot. At the same time, a certain Lieutenant Solo is about to be expelled . . . only to find that maybe he can survive being an Imperial after all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,046 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
PruneFace Cracks, or: Cat vs Palpatine by Lionchilde reviews
6th in the Vader and Cat series. Cat helps Vader make an unexpected discovery.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Cracking Imperial Center, or Cat Goes to Coruscant by Lionchilde reviews
5th in the Vader and Cat series. Vader discovers just how pervasive cat hair can be.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
Shades of Gray by CoronachGW reviews
Sylar fic set after The Hard Part. Sylar finds himself powerless and inexplicably wakes up halfway across the country. As unanswered questions pile up, he soon finds himself on the run for his life. Possibly OC pairing. Redemption story. RR please :!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,368 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
Memories by Mayhem21 reviews
Red vs Blue. A strange storm passes through Blood Gulch, driving both teams to shelter and stirring up old memories.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Cracking The Death Star by Lionchilde reviews
4th in the Vader and Cat series. Vader supposed he should have realized the cat would find its way into his TIE fighter...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
Fistful of Aliens by TheGuyWithTheGun reviews
[EDIT]Three months after the Auriga incident, Newt is getting along well with the crew of the smuggler ship Betty, as well as her daughter the hybrid Queen Amee. But now, a new job has thrust the Aliens back into their lives... follows AU script for Rez
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2007
Rock and a Hard Place by Twinings reviews
Some people call it a one night stand, but we can call it paradise. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Los Dias De Los Muertos by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
The Day of the Dead is When the Phantom of the Opera Begins to Live
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Erik - Complete
Making Up For Lost Time by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Force Bond: Empire Day by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke's birthday unfortunately coincides with the day his father hates the most: Empire Day.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,018 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Matching Wits by forthright reviews
[oneshot] There is only one girl that Kohaku would choose, and Rin's heart beats for just one boy. It would be the perfect match, if their respective heads of households could only manage to come to terms. A duel of proverbial proportions.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Sesshomaru, Miroku - Complete
Game Masters by MAndrews reviews
Wash is both easily bored and easily amused. And Jayne should know better than to mess up Simon's infirmary. Or wear mittens, or speak at all....
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Wash, Simon
Stars by Christy Tortland reviews
Sue's always wanted to see the stars clearly. Maybe the Silver Surfer can help with that. Post ROTSS AU oneshot. Implied SueSilver Surfer pairing.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Spit on a Stranger by TheShoelessOne reviews
It wasn't Unification Day. Mal hadn't picked any hooligan's pocket yet. They had just finished a rather successful job and had decided to celebrate. So, there seemed to be no reason to start a fight in this particular bar. Oneshot, Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Talk about a surprise! by Threthiel reviews
Claire drags Sylar off to meet the Bennet clan, this time under slightly less stressful circumstances. I tried not to be cracky, but apparently I fail at that. Originally for SarcasticCapricorn's 'Meet the Parents' Challenge on LiveJournal.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Couches by stormqueen873 reviews
Quick fluffy viggie concerning ObiWan and some poor, unsuspecting couches and one Master unfortunate enough to have such a devoted apprentice. JAtimeline, taking place somewhere after QuiGon takes ObiWan as his apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Completely Cracked And The Cat Came Back by Lionchilde reviews
Vader finds out just how much of a problem pet ownership can be when ObiWan arrives on the Death Star. Third in the Vader and Cat series.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Another Disturbing Crack by Lionchilde reviews
Sequel to Cracking The Armor, in which Vader and his cat convince Tarkin that he's seeing things, Tagge's caf gets a licking and Motti chokes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
Storyteller by Jalen Strix reviews
Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,328 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Wendy D., J. Hook - Complete
Cliffhanger by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mal and Jayne have had a long day. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
Too Good To Be True by coffeecupcakegirl reviews
Elizabeth Swann is engaged to Will Turner and everything could be wonderful. *Could* be, but she's missing her new friends, and the old ones even more. Norribeth, written before DMC and AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,981 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Cracking the Armor: or Possibly Just Cracking by Lionchilde reviews
Someone had snuck a cat aboard the Executor. Whoever that intrepid officer was, Lord Vader assumed that he had either been killed or transferred, because the animal had now taken to following him around the ship.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
We Learned The Sea by Acanthusss reviews
Jack Sparrow had escaped the night before his execution. The opportune moment at the gallows never came for Will, to confess his love for Elizabeth. The engagement between Ms. Swann and Commodore Norrington still stands...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,922 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Manners by aragornwen reviews
“It’s little Bob’ika. Last time we met, my brother was shoving your head down the ‘freshers to teach you some manners.” Jaing Skirata, Legacy of the Force: Sacrifice
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Boba Fett - Complete
The Bacon and Zucchini Casserole Incident by MartiOwlsten reviews
Sarah is not quite herself, the Goblin King has been acting strangely, and things are bound to get much worse before they get better. A very topsyturvy Oneshot. JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Jayne's Turn by starry-oblivion reviews
Jayne attempts to cook dinner. Chaos ensues.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums by BiteMeTechie reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler, OC - Complete
Lethal Affection by BlackCat393 reviews
Norrin Radd is dying. His silver skin is deteriorating. When he finds nothing left for him on his home world, a young woman who is also dying, takes him in on Earth. Her dead exfiancé said that love could overcome anything. Can they prove him right?
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
That Which Remains by jedinemo reviews
A sequel to Come With Me. It's been two years since Darth Vader destroyed Palpatine at Endor and helped the Alliance reforge the Republic, but swapping allegiences has not made his path any easier. Chapter Nine now up.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,976 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
What Dreams May Come by Ladybug21 reviews
Post AWE. When a certain former commodore arrives in the Locker, he accepts an offer from Calypso to be able to visit the woman he loves... as a part of her dreams. Please R&R, this is my first fic ever, and I'd love any feedback! NorringtonxElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,441 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Reeling by Misty Breyer reviews
Would it have made any difference if Elizabeth had accepted Darcy's offer to dance during her stay at Netherfield? Perhaps. Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
A Sneaking Suspicion by vanityfair reviews
Hermione has a feeling Severus is up to no good and she is determined to stop him.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Phantom and the Secretary Mysteries 3: by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
Murder in the Bayou.EOC Antoinette's cousin is getting married and she invites Erik to join her in New Orleans with Andre and Firmin tagging along. But when a former Civil War smuggler winds up dead, it's up to Erik and Antoinette to solve the crime.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Erik - Complete
Optimus Primes' Dilemma by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Now, we all know Optimus Prime is one hardcore robot, but when he goes out into the woods, we find out his secret, terrifying phobia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Army Boys and Babes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Dont patronize me by sleeperisms reviews
When Ironhide agrees to undergo sensitivity training things go terribly, terribly wrong.Ratchet decides to fight fire with fire. [movieverse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Crushed by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
2007 film Sam is forced to cope with one more loss.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
The Humanification Transfixator by Jaylynik reviews
Fox's Peter Pan. Short. A Gnome magimechanical engineer decides to test out his latest invention. Captain Hook is not amused.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Captain Hook - Complete
The Shopping Debacle by mrbeans reviews
Random stupidy and halarious moments ensue when Beast Boy faces off against three supervillians in a crazy race for the last can of pinneapple mash. Rated T for language and random acts of stupidity.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Beast Boy, Slade - Complete
The Adventurous Adventure of Darth Maul by Banquo Lives reviews
Darth Maul was very cross. Tragically, he did not last long against the Jedi and soon found himself tied to a tree in a clearing, in serious need of an attitude ajustment. Then Boromir arrived.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007
Correspondence and Kidnapping by Priestess of Dan reviews
Instead of accepting Elizabeth's refusal, Mr. Darcy decided to kidnap the the young woman in question and elope to Scotland. [AU][Oneshot]
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2007 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Robin and Marian by TheShoelessOne reviews
River and Jayne play a game. Including Wash as an unwilling Little John. Rayne, oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Witch King's Secret by Topgallant reviews
The Witch King of Angmar has a secret that he alone knows of...and he alone dares to perform.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Of Mongrels and Raisin Bread by BrienneofThrace reviews
After seven months of being married to Commodore James Norrington, Elizabeth is still miserable. An unexpected guest changes everything. ElizabethNorrington fluff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Life After Death by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Susan mourns her husbands death, and is paid a visit by an unexpected visitor who's always sparked a flame within her. After Rise of the Silver Surfer. ONESHOT!
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Thinking Of You by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
They hardly knew each other, but in that short time a bond was formed that was unexplainable, and would last even at separate ends of the universe. Silver SurferxSusan Storm. Oneshot. Rise of the Silver Surfer spoilers alert.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Nuts by Contraltissimo reviews
Jack spends too much time in one place... and things start to get a little crazy. Rated T if you're British.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Forgiven by Aria Saralyn reviews
As Luke bends over his father's broken body, four Jedi decide to change the course of the future.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,133 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Incrediboy vs Incredigirl by Guille van Cartier reviews
Strange what pressing the wrong button can do. It landed Violet Parr into the Golden age of supers, where she meets her dad fighting crime in his prime. But, more importantly, she meets Buddy, a kid with more dreams and attitude than she can handle.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,465 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006
Arkham Ate My Brain by Twinings reviews
There are certain things you come to expect in Gotham. This, however, is not one of them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,307 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Eight Legs of Love by Quiet2885 reviews
Kay Erik became really sad and angsty when Christine wanted him to kill a spider. How will Leroux Erik react in a similar situation? Just a bit of humor : Helps to have read Kay.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Questions by Who Shot AR reviews
Early in Evey's stay in the Shadow Gallery, V springs a game of wits on her. Entire idea borrowed, with love and a heaping spoonful of respect, from Tom Stoppard.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Seven Days by kawaiisuzu reviews
When eldest daughter Sophie Hatter and mysterious dashing stranger happen to meet, only his promise of a week of help at her hat shop can keep them together.Seven days to understand you, Seven days to love you, and Seven days to make you mine. [Complete]
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,517 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
False Alarms by Sonata IX reviews
Sarah is back in the Underground [hey, we've heard this one before!] and Jareth gets quietly drunk rather than deal with her. A little emergency forces him out of his solitude...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Brothers by Beagairbheag reviews
A little misunderstanding on Bingley's part. Surely Darcy didn't just say what i think he did...did he?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Visibility by VillainousVexation reviews
Movie!verse. Humor. Apron!love.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Verbiage by VillainousVexation reviews
Movie!verse. A few days after Evey came to live with V. V, Evey, and the reading list from hell. Or, what happens when you annoy a masked vigilante.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Moose Tracks And Thankful Men by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
How does he do That? by bobmcbobbob1 reviews
Oh, come on. I'm not the only one to wonder how Jareth flips those crystals around. Sarah gets dragged back to the Underground and hey, it's something she's always wanted to know. Undertones of JS. Was a oneshot but too much fun to leave. Fluff
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 9/28/2005
The Gift Exchange by Yeyinde reviews
When a Hunter goes to a world on the off season, he comes at a time when the Oomans are at celebration. But what comes when a young boy sees him, and gives him something he never expected. OneShot
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Could Be Raining by Just A Starving Writer reviews
The perfect curse, courtesy of Naraku, can bring just about anyone together. Even Kagome and Sesshoumaru. Complete oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Come In by Twinings reviews
I thought watching Batman take down the Joker one night was the most fun I would ever have at work. Boy howdy, was I wrong.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Come With Me by jedinemo reviews
On a landing platform on the moon of Endor, a decision is made. AU. Some events referenced are detailed in The Vader Chronicles. Chapter Nine now up.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Darker Side of Life by RPearce reviews
Just two days after the Battle of Naboo, Darth Maul is reborn in one of Palpatine’s bionic experiments. With no memory of his former life, Maul is but a shadow for his former self. Palpatine orders Count Dooku to rid him of his ‘failed’ experiment.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006
Vader's diary by raveen92 reviews
Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Epic Battle by Sealink reviews
Oneshot, humor. A Hunter faces off with an unforgiving adversary. I did it for the lulz.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
Clone Orders by spirithp reviews
Orders that are programed in a clone, before 66!And after, but that's for later
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Finding by Agent Mercury reviews
Etna, an OC based on a William Gibson concept, stumbles over a drunk in her alley for the thousandth time. Only this time it's not a drunk. It's an agent. Post Revolutions.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,052 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Smith, A., Oracle - Complete
Strays on the Street by Omega Devin reviews
Lisa's always had a soft spot for strays... JL peach fuzz oneshot.
Red Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Carpe Diem by blackrose113 reviews
Everyone has a little voice in the back of their head. The voice that calls for the ‘whole’ instead of ‘nonfat’ milk. The part that wants to take a chance and live with no regrets. So…what if Sophie had listened to hers more often?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2006
Compassion by Random Clone reviews
Boba Fett tries to capture a man's runaway son, but he doesn't anticipate a major change in events.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Boba Fett - Complete
Drunken Moments by Ready-made Prodigy reviews
The true reason why Darcy had so eagerly bought his sister that new pianoforte. The unveiling of a drunken little secret, revealing an undoubtedly humorous situation.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
The Taming of the Blurrg by Kudzu1 reviews
Not all the challenges facing the clone troopers in the Clone Wars were from the Separatists. A short story that highlights the reasons why nobody in their right mind would ever want to go to Endor.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Cookies by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Now Agent Brown owns all the cookies!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Smith, A. - Complete
Angel of Mute by Froody reviews
Just to add injury to insult, after discovering Raoul and Christine swearing their eternal love to one another, the phantom manages to lose his voice. This prompts ridicule and unpredictable plot changes. Mainly movie, some Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Descending Dreams by Zerbinetta reviews
Christine is the cousin of Luciana and comes to visit her Italian family one summer. Through her kindness, she gives her Angel hope that he can be loved before the tragic death. After years of living in memories, they are reunited... in Persia.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,718 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Rapunzel by embyr81788 reviews
Howl began to suspect something was amiss the day that Sophie had an inexplicable urge to eat lettuce. This could only end disastrously. [Oneshot]
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
The Marvel Universe Championships by Angelique Sauvegarde reviews
Watch what happens when the heroes and villains of the Marvel Universe meet the world of competitive Irish dance. Chaos will ensue!
Marvel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
Where You Long To Be by Zerbinetta reviews
We all know the story. Sues get sucked into the world of Movie!PotO. But what happens when two anti!Sues, a slightly devious tomboy with a Gerik fettish and a Kay phan who takes vocal lessons, appear in the movie world? And what if they have a plan ready?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,884 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Nazgul Tales by Csillan.Rose reviews
For the first time, hear the Nazguls’ side of the story. Follow the infamous nine as they travel through Middle Earth on their master’s bidding and… well, basically mess everything up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006
Force Bond: Summer Accidents by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke is on summer vacation aka a crusade to drive his father to insanity. In Vader's opinion, at least. In Luke's opinion, it's all just a string of accidents.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,869 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Social Trials by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides it's time for Luke to learn a thing or two about mixing with the Imperial aristocracy, while Luke is struggling with his own sense of self identity.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,172 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Dentist by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader faces the challenge of trying to get a nightmare plagued Luke to go to the dentist.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Grand Tour by Csillan.Rose reviews
A normal person who knows absolutely nothing about the Phantom of the Opera takes a tour of the Paris Opera House, and is freaked out by all of the phangirls. Humor
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Force Bond: Interactive Media by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke becomes obsessed with a HoloNet show, which stirs up memories his father would rather forget.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Force Bond Christmas by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. It's Luke and Vader's first Christmas together, and Luke is dreaming of a Christmas just like he used to celebrate on Tatooine. But Christmas with a Sith Lord isn't all that simple ...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Wet Wookie by Smenzer reviews
Luke buys some air fresheners from Lando and one accidentily gets stuck to the back of Vader's helmet! Chaoes breaks out! Very funny!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Crane and the Falcon by The Seraph reviews
He was born into pain and fear, she into a life of luxury and crime. Jonathan Crane and Sakura Falcone. Made for eachother? Read to see! JonathanOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
Love and Honor by Lunatique reviews
A grown Kohaku wishes to wed Rin, so he must work up the courage and propose...to Sesshomaru! KohakuRin, with Sesshomaru featured prominently.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kohaku, Rin - Complete
Altering Time by dragons1 reviews
What if a traveler from the future, changes the outcome of the past, and finds love in the process, with the King of Jerusalem.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,427 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005
Force Bond 3: Son by KittandChips reviews
Third in the series of an AU where Luke is raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is getting older and struggling to come to terms with what awaits in the future.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,715 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Regroup by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
They were babysitting a potentially suicidal Ex-Sith. Obi-Wan sighed. Things would be a lot easier if they had just freed Maul on Darvin Four. Episode I AU. Sequel to josafeena's Captivity
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Darth Maul - Complete
Puppy Proofing Your Dojo by Resmiranda reviews
Why does Sesshoumaru hate Tenseiga so much? [Sess and Inupapa] [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
A Letter from Home by jaderaid reviews
Oneshot. Featuring Omega Squad from 'Hard Contact'. Even clone troops need some morale boosting. Not to mention lots of explosives. Lots and LOTS of explosives...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
The Phantom and the Secretary Mysteries 2 by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
While at a tea party, a homeless man stumbles in with a knife wound, killing him a few hours later. But the man was the long lost husband of a wealthy matron, not a vagabond. Now Erik and Antoinette are on the job. Complete!ErikOC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Erik - Complete
The Phantom and the Secretary Mysteries 1 by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
When two familiar figures from the Phantom’s past shows up with a way out of the shadows, a journey into a world of mystery, adventure and romance awaits...COMPLETE! please review! ErikOC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Just One Dance by Mongie reviews
COMPLETE: This being the account of how one ballet rat, on a bet, suceeded in securing a dance with the Phantom of the Opera.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
The Black Knight Always Triumphs by Random-Battlecry reviews
Absolut parody. In which Bruce Wayne is made fun of generally, Alfred is just sick of the whole thing, and Spiderman makes a guest appearance.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/10/2005
Medicine by Kay-chan15 reviews
[HowlSophie] Howl is sick, and Sophie knows just the thing. Unfortunately, Howl disagrees.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/7/2005
A Midsummer Night's Chaos by Kenya Starflight reviews
An Eye of the Storm story. Luke and Trapper go to the movies, Boba Fett accepts a contract on an unusual bounty hunt, and Darth Vader gets drafted into a most unpleasant assignment... babysitting.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Great Grill Off! by Smenzer reviews
Luke and Vader enter a barbeque contest! Story also features Han and Palpatine. Zany crazy summer fun!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Gone Fishing by Smenzer reviews
Luke and Vader go fishing! A short, funny story. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Recompense by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part III of the Reborn trilogy. Luke and Vader must face Emperor Palpatine and Darth Kain one more time, while the Rebellion engages in a final showdown with the Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,546 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Bet by vanityfair reviews
Professor Snape challenges Miss Granger to a bet. With reputation and pride on the line, both are determined to win.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What To Do With Fan Girls? by FlyingFish15 reviews
What would happen if Kroenen met his fan girls. Hilarity ensues. Most likely one shot.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
The Lady of the Lake by 7Kleio reviews
One-shot, Leroux based. Remember the siren on Lake Averne? Come and sing...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by Takada Saiko reviews
The Shah of Persia and his mother are in Paris and they seem to be behind several unexplained murders. Erik and Nadir have been asked to help, seeing as they have experience, but what horrors wait for them? Why can't the past just die? EC story. R&R ple
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,080 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
What Should Have Happened by Kat097 reviews
Based on the ALW 2004 movie. What Christine SHOULD have done when faced with Phantom's choice. Bashing of every character, designed to be amusing!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Mischief Night by Squidgal reviews
Autumn leaves are not the only things falling to earth on a very warm October night. A young troop of Predators witness an annual rite prompting one of them to join in the fun. Read and have fun!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Trash Bags by Random Clone reviews
Boba Fett is transporting some merchandise to his employer when he gets... Um, rather annoyed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Boba Fett - Complete
Magic Dance In Middle Earth by The Jedi Wizard Hobbit reviews
X-over. When Thranduil has to put his five year old son, Legolas, to bed, he tells the elf that goblins will take him away if he does not behave. When the threat proves true a faceoff between the elf lord and everyone's favorite Goblin King is imminent:)
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004
A White Mask by Csillan.Rose reviews
COMPLETE! What would have happened if Raoul had never existed? A retelling of The Phantom of the Opera...without Raoul. Note: this isn't a 'no plot' telling. There are many problems to overcome. Please read. EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,642 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 395 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Help me fall by Lady-Nitefall reviews
UPDATED: Chapter 11, includes Author'sNote: Jareth's right to rule the labyrinth is questioned. Now he must run the labyrinth himself in order to keep his kingdom, his only hope of getting to the end is Sarah. How far will she help him though?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 4/30/2004
A Visit to Imladris by Dragon Confused reviews
Galadriel and Celebrian visit Imladris sometime in the second age. Elrond and Celebrian meet for the first time.Main Characters: Galadriel, Celebrian, Celeborn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Gil-Galad, Haldir, little Erestor NEW: Three's a crowd?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,670 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Elrond, Glorfindel
A Tiny Mistake by Csillan.Rose reviews
Erik unthinkingly makes a tiny miscalculation... Oneshot attempt at humor. Raoul lovers beware!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Force Bond 1: Orphan by KittandChips reviews
AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,831 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Force Bond 2: Threat by KittandChips reviews
Luke finds himself moving in with a moody, secluded Sith Lord who is also his newly found father. Vader has his own set of challenges to overcome, as he struggles to come to terms with his fatherhood.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,739 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 8/31/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Experience by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part two of the Reborn trilogy. Vader begins to struggle with some of his darker memories as he and Luke train under Yoda. Meanwhile, Boba Fett, now a Sith, stalks the Skywalkers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,661 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Trick Or Treat by Smenzer reviews
Luke and Darth Vader go trickandtreating! The odd but funny result of staying up too late doing a virus scan...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Derik of the Opera by Nemthenga reviews
what happens when someone :coughcough- Marty Stu-coughcough: takes on Erik's life? a lot of trouble!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2004
Stranded by Nyakai reviews
Preepisode 1. A wealthy ship is attacked by Darth Maul and both crash land on Endor. Maul carries out his assassination mission, but spares a Twi'lek from the victim's group. ...Discontinued.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
The Armor of Vader by Kenya Starflight reviews
Sequel to Eye of the Storm. Less humor, more action, more romance, more angst, more drama, etc. The further adventures of the Fetts, Skywalkers, and Jedi Order.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,445 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
A Tough Nut to Crack by Sue reviews
Movie-verse, post-RotK. A good-will gift from Harad arrives for Aragorn, and he, Faramir, and Eomer spend the better part of a summer afternoon trying to figure out how to open a coconut. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Innocence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part 1 of the Reborn trilogy. After the Battle of Yavin, Vader crashlands near the Rebel base and is discovered badly injured and with amnesia.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
Sith Pies by Smenzer reviews
A short, silly little story where Darth Vader and ObiWan volunteer to watch the pies Leia just baked.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Twins3: Hijacked Honeymoon by KittandChips reviews
AU. Anakin and Padmé's attempt to have a romantic holiday is thwarted by their eight year old twins.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,189 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Encounter by Kristine Batey reviews
A chance meeting on a long road...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Sesshomaru
A Little Diversion by JoJo4 reviews
Faramir suspects that Eomer does not approve of him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Very Close to Far Away by Kushelkitten reviews
A case brings the Angels to Germany. Their mission is to protect a count soon to be married to their client from getting killed. summay by Barbayat This story is reposted by popular demand
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
What Would Smith Do For A Klondike Bar? by Adhara1 reviews
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? A lot. But will his drive for chocolate and ice cream goodnes mean the destruction of his sunglasses?
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Neo, Smith, A.
His Holiness, Captain Sparrow by BethCG reviews
In which one of Jack Sparrow's most egregious crimes is recounted, and we learn the origin of his hair beads.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2003
Last of the Summer Wine by Regina L reviews
In this sequel to The Finest of Vintages, Legolas pays a last call on the widow of Esgaroth who has sold him wine for thirty years.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Finest of Vintages by Regina L reviews
A certain Prince of Mirkwood sets about charming a wineselling widow in Esgaroth in this humorous vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Legolas - Complete
An Elf, A King and Blueberry Tarts by jenolas reviews
Aragorn is feeling stressed so Legolas sets him a challenge as a brief respite from the duties of King of Gondor. But what of the blueberry tarts?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Nobody Tosses a Dwarf by Honesty reviews
An ancient Dwarvish law explained. In verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Gimli, Gimli
Twins2: Lost On Coruscant by KittandChips reviews
AU. Anakin and Obi-Wan are reunited for another adventure, after Anakin 'misplaces' his seven year old twins on Coruscant.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Force Bond 4: Jedi by KittandChips reviews
AU. Fourth in a series where Luke has been raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is caught between his loyalty and love for the man who raised him, and his desire not to become a Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,975 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Luke's Christmas by KittandChips reviews
The rest of the rebels are celebrating, but Luke is suffering from a bad case of Christmas blues. Then an unexpected mission results in him spending Christmas with the last person he expected. Loosely based on the Christmas song 'Snoopy's Christmas'.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Labor Pains by Shun'u reviews
Three men waiting for the birth of a child. What can possibly go wrong?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2002 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Anakin and the Twins by KittandChips reviews
AU in which Anakin never turned. Anakin has to look after his six year old twins for the day, and gets more than he bargained for. Mostly humor and a bit of mush.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Universal Commonground: Sports and Spectators by Izzy Antaeta reviews
While on an observational mission to Earth, a seasoned predator warrior and his young pupils encounter a professional football game.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2001
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Avengers Shuffle reviews
iPod inspired ficlets. All Avengers with a Bonus Loki! Tony/Pepper! Steve in the 21st century! Thor and Jane on a date! Loki in Las Vegas! Dancing, movies, costumes! Please R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Family Business reviews
Aliens have invaded. Kay is grumpy, Coulson won't take his calls, and Jay just wishes he could find a partner with a less freaky son. *Might be continued. We'll see how this one goes.*
Crossover - Men In Black & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Play With Me reviews
Pictures of a boy at play, a man interrupted, and a villain at work.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Loki - Complete
FanGirls and Delis reviews
HRG should have expected this. Really, he should have known better. Shameless self-insertion. Please R&R!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Noah B./HRG, Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Could You Try to Mime It Out? reviews
Just because you're usually the one causing the mayhem and mishaps does not mean that you are in any way immune to them.' R&R please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Joker - Complete
Serenity in a Haiku reviews
The Crew of Serenity in Haiku form. Read. Review. Make a wannabe poets day!
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
A Marmoset by Any Other Name reviews
The Great and Powerful Authoress decides that Vader needs a holiday. Insanity insues when she throws your favorite entertainment icons and Luke Skywalker into the mix! *ABANDONED*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Life in the Matrix reviews
Life can be hard, escpecially if you are Agent Smith. preMatrix movie. oneshot
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Smith, A. - Complete