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Joined 07-13-07, id: 1324422, Profile Updated: 09-01-13
Author has written 49 stories for Bible, Misc. Books, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Merlin, X-Men: The Movie, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, Hunger Games, Avatar: Last Airbender, Sherlock, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Forbidden Kingdom, Avengers, Les Miserables, Dresden Files, Highlander, Thor, and Radio Dramas.

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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Con is the opposite of pro, so Congress the opposite of progress.

Don't upset me - I'm running out of places to put the bodies.

"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned."

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

Caution! Blonde thinking.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

Simplicity killed the cat--Curiosity was framed.

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

Perfection is a waste of time.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Heaven doesn't wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. No offence to anyone!

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,034 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Founders' Heirs by fhrulz21 reviews
AU preHBP. Harry and Company are sent to an alternate universe where his parents are still alive, he is dead and Voldemort is still very active. The twist, they have just beaten Voldemort in their dimension by uniting Hogwarts as the Founder's Heirs. HG,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,585 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2005
Stories by the Fire, The HearthSide Edition by Faerie in Combat Boots reviews
Iroh and Zuko are enjoying a cup of tea on Spirit Night when the door crashes open and who should appear? The Gang! And they're ready for more! BACK IN BUSINESS!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,610 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/3/2007
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Soaring over Nile by Ethereal Light reviews
AU A defiant Noble girl who longs for freedom plus a young Pharaoh who longs for choice equals love? But what if betrayal, secrets and barriers come into the picture? Still equals love? Think again... COMPLETE - UPDATED EPILOGUE 2008
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,636 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Atem - Complete
The Wrath of Hera by Aganippe reviews
Not even a goddess can escape the wrath of Hera. After millenia of carefree happiness, Artemis finds herself suddenly torn from the life she had loved, only to find herself alone in a world unknown to her. And yet more horrible, it didn't know her...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,479 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Legolas
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Wonder What It's Like by Robin Sparrow reviews
This is what happens when the goddess of chaos, Eris, needs to pay off a debt... and drags some so called fictional characters into the 21rst century in order to not only pay the debt, but create some good ol' chaos as well. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,399 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Stories by the Fire by Faerie in Combat Boots reviews
In honor of Halloween I will have a very special advent. One Avatar style scary story for each day of the month ending on the 31st! All your favorite scary stories rewritten to fit the Avatar world!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 23,744 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Alagaësia Meets Middle Earth by lolly pop3 reviews
LOTR and Eragon crossover. Legolas and Gimli get ship wreaked in a storm on there way to the Undying Lands and end up in Alagaësia where they befriend a boy called Eragon and his dragon Saphira
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 140,436 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Losing Touch by elementalv reviews
Giles loses it, someone else helps him find it. Some angst, lots of snark. No pairing. Rating is for language and a British man behaving badly. And sadly.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2004 - R. Giles
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Revolutionaries in King Arthur's Court reviews
Enjolras is brought before the King. Yet again. Merlin's secrets are revealed, and Gwaine tries to protect him (and fails miserably). CRACK!FIC Not to be taken seriously.
Crossover - Les Miserables & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Enjolras, Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
Glorious Revolution reviews
Enjolras survives the barricade (for a while). WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Enjolras - Complete
Finding Family reviews
Loki fell off the Bifrost. Lily Potter had a beautiful baby boy with dark hair, green eyes, and a mischievious streak a mile wide.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Loki
Sunnydale
Rupert Giles disappears while investigating a Scottish airline. Herc Shipwright has always felt there was something slightly wrong about his life. Crossover with the radio play 'Cabin Pressure.'
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - R. Giles, Cabin Pressure - Complete
The Long War reviews
Steve Rogers falls into the ocean, and the war is lost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Slow Descent reviews
You are born in a burst of pain, surprise, betrayal qi, thrust into the Middle Kingdom with the last of you Creator's strength. You awaken in the valleys below the steep mountains, and as you stare up at the palace, you know that you will not see this place again. At least not until you have completed your task and every part of you is screaming FIND THE SEEKER.
Forbidden Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Lu Yan, The Monkey King - Complete
Turnabout reviews
Hermione is a genius consulting detectiive. Ron is her trusty sidekick. Together they solve crimes in London. But who are John and Sherlock, and what have they got to do with the existence of magic?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sherlock H.
Harry Potter and the Ordinary School Year reviews
...in which nothing happened and nobody tried to kill him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Destination: Sunnydale reviews
Loki's adventures in Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Willow R., Loki - Complete
The Clubhouse reviews
Loki invades the Joss Whedon clubhouse. What nefarious purpose does he have?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Loki - Complete
Now, Look Here! reviews
Giles, along with unhelpfull comments from Anya, explains to Dean why it's a Bad Idea to stake Spike.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - R. Giles, Dean W. - Complete
Choices reviews
"Lord Rupert Giles, last scion of the noble and most ancient House of Giles. Your Slayer is dead; killed by Muggles. Will you not join me?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/19/2011 - R. Giles, Voldemort - Complete
Divided reviews
Behind Rory's eyes, the Lone Centurion always waits.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Rory W. - Complete
Knock Knock reviews
The Doctor has the feeling that he's just stumbled into a bad Knock Knock joke.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
That's it! reviews
Damon's had enough. He just hopes he gets out before he starts to sparkle... Hopefully funny scenes from season 2.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
7 Things that Never Happened reviews
The title says it all. Seven different AUs of how things might have been.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Balthazar B. - Complete
Going Camping reviews
When Sherlock said he wanted to go camping, John's first reaction was to take his temperature and make sure he hadn't caught something from when he'd fallen in the Thames.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's The End of The World Again reviews
Take Dean Winchester and Buffy Summers. Add couple of bottles of tequila and shake.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Buffy S., Dean W. - Complete
Swap Meatsuits reviews
Castiel was resurrected by God. Or was he? If not, who is riding around in Jimmy Novak, and what do they want with Dean?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
London Calling reviews
It was a Monday when Ianto Jones had finally had enough.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Five Times Torchwood Found Out that Ianto reviews
...was a Firebender, and one time they didn't.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Ianto J. - Complete
I'm a CelebrityGet me Out of Here! reviews
The Wizarding edition. Fred and George are about to unleash hell upon the unsuspecting Wizarding world! Hermione really should have known better then to let them watch Muggle T.V. Now, all they need to do is work out how to convince people to join up...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - George W., Fred W.
Haunted reviews
In 1864, Damon Salvatore refused to turn,and his brother Stefan was left alone. Now, 145 later, Stefan is coming back to Mystic Falls to start anew. But with dopplegangers running around, this might be more difficult than he thought. D/E
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
I'll Take the Cybermen Please reviews
When the Doctor and Rose are transported to an alternate universe, Rose learns that anything at all is possible and that she should never wear flags on her T-shirts. I mean it, never.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Presidential Briefing reviews
AU The British Ambassador's PA Ianto Jones meets the American President-Elect Jack Harkness. He should have known that this was a bad idea...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Have You Met Miss Jones? reviews
Jack hasn't yet. But when Ianto's mum apparates into the Hub, Ianto knows that it's only a matter of time...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - G. Jones, Ianto J. - Complete
Hallucinations reviews
When Katniss is nearly shot in District 2, she is saved by someone she thought was dead. But nobody else has seen him, and she hides what she saw, desperate to kill President Snow. But who is the mysterious man in the lower levels? cinna/portia
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Cinna, Katniss E.
Coffee Break reviews
The real reason that God's not around.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Starry Starry Night
Every New Year's Eve, after the Time War, the Doctor stares at the stars. A series of oneshots.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Return: The Rewrite reviews
3O years have passed since the 456 were destroyed, and Jack is back. But what happens when he is immediately captured by Torchwood? And just who are they?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Jack H.
But Daaaaad reviews
Bobby is tired of waiting for God to do something about the Apocalypse, so he takes action. Watch out; Bobby's in tow-ugh, I mean Heaven. Purely for amusment, no disrespect intended.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bobby S. - Complete
Lily's Revenge reviews
Lily Evans has had enough of James Potter stalking her.Fortunately she has a plan. A very evil plan. All she needs is a victim. And she never did repay Sev for calling her a mudblood… one sided James/Severus but not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2010 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Bless You! reviews
The true story of how Camelot was saved from Morgause.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
Arthur, I have a confession reviews
When Merlin admits that he's a warlock to Arthur, it doesn't go exactly as planned...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Survival reviews
The prey ran; fear and disbelief on his face, breathes explosive blasts, almost doubled over in agony as the stitch he had protested with every footstep. Behind him, the hunter ran;his greatcoat whipping behind him.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Helpful Advice reviews
When the Doctor met the Face of Boe for the third and final time, he was givena secret that could save the universe. Too bad the Doctor doesn't understand it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - 10th Doctor, Face of Boe - Complete
Regeneration Sucks reviews
Every regeneration, the Doctor seems to be getting younger...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Tweed! reviews
Methos finally finds the perfect place to hide. Unfortunately, it requires sacrifice...Oh well, at least Joe won't see him like this.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Methos
Nothing Ever Happens in Chicago reviews
Four times the Scoobies found that Chicago wasn't that boring after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
The Return reviews
post CoE. Jack left Earth 30 years ago. But what happens when he returns? And who is driving around in a familiar SUV?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Consequences reviews
When Scott plays a trick on Logan, he didn't know what it would start. Because Logan isn't giving up without a fight...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Cyclops, Wolverine - Complete
The Companion reviews
When the Doctor recieves a distress call from an old Companion he and Donna rush to his aid. But can they really help Jimmy Novak? And who is Castiel?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
What a mistake! reviews
Trickler has made a very bad mistake. Spoilers for ep. 10.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
School's in reviews
The Archangels have come up with a foolproof plan to thwart Lucifer. Sequel to 'Coffee Break' and 'Lunch anyone' but can stand alone.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
Lunch Anyone? reviews
Lucifer's next evil plan is in motion. Sequel to Coffee Break but can stand alone.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Doctor, Doctor reviews
Jack Harkness visits an old friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
A Dreamweaver's Path reviews
Age of the five AU Auraya didn't become a priestess but a Dreamweaver. See how this affects the story.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008
The Other Choice reviews
AU Maerad didn't kill Ilar, but unfortunatly she insists on joining them! Bad summary, I know, but please read!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
I, God reviews
A poem about God.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
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