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Joined 07-13-07, id: 1324422, Profile Updated: 02-17-20
Author has written 61 stories for Bible, Misc. Books, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Merlin, X-Men: The Movie, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, Hunger Games, Avatar: Last Airbender, Sherlock, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Forbidden Kingdom, Avengers, Les Miserables, Misc. Tv Shows, Hamilton, Turn, Magicians, Dresden Files, Highlander, Thor, and Radio Dramas.

Hi everyone! Thank you to anyone reading this and anyone who reads/enjoys/reviews my stories.

I just wanted to let you know that I no longer intend to post anything here. Anything that I write will be on AO3 under the same name. Thank you!

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Once a King or Queen of Fillory reviews
igh King? Yeah, they left some details out of the job description. There always has to be a High King or Queen in Fillory. And they always have to be Children of Earth. Once a High King or Queen of Fillory, a High King or Queen of Fillory for life. However long that may be. In a universe where Fillory is even darker and more sinister, Eliot becomes the next High King.
Magicians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Julia W., Penny, Elliot W., Margo H.
but the cat came back
The Monster is basically a giant cat, complete with inappropriate gifts. Julia just wants gummi bears. Target has seen weirder. Series 4 spoilers. crack!fic
Magicians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Julia W. - Complete
never send an amateur to do a margo's job reviews
When magic gets switched off, innate magical gifts continue working: Penny's Travelling, fairies, vampires, werewolves...telekinesis? AKA Moving a bus with your mind at fourteen is pretty goddamn innate and Eliot's telekinesis doesn't get switched off by the plumber. AKA Margo is having a pretty bad day, but the fairy queen is having a worse one
Magicians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Elliot W., Margo H. - Complete
courage enough
Quentin knows that Eliot's alive. He does something potentially stupid. Eliot does the brave thing. Spoilers for 4x05. Title from a Walt Disney quote: "All our dreams can come true if we have courage enough to pursue them."
Magicians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Quentin C., Elliot W. - Complete
Graduating Brakebills in 10 easy steps
or How to Save an Entire Goddamn World by Eliot Waugh AU crack!fic
Magicians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Elliot W., Margo H. - Complete
Paradoxical (ten thousand years of solitude) reviews
Eliot and Quentin are flung into the far past after a ritual to kill the Monster goes wrong. An au post series 4 finale. AU. Very dark, please proceed with caution. Spoilers for series 4.
Magicians - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Quentin C., Elliot W. - Complete
fear me, love me, do as I say reviews
The Monster wants to learn how to be a better friend. And who better to teach him than the original owner of his body? Spoilers for series 4
Magicians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Quentin C., Elliot W. - Complete
the violence that we do to ourselves reviews
After the disaster that is timeline 23, and with the knowledge that there are at least 17 more timelines to go, Henry Fogg attempts to find the miraculous combination of events that leads to the Beast's defeat in timeline 40. He starts by attempting to unlock Eliot's potential. A story of angst, fluff, and found families over 17 timelines. (Who am I kidding, it's mostly angst)
Magicians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2019 - Elliot W. - Complete
Team DaddyIssues reviews
Marina and Eliot bond. Mainly over s****y fathers and alcohol. Set in some sort of nebulous future world where Eliot's no longer possessed and Marina is kind of a frenemy. Rated T for language.
Magicians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Elliot W., Marina - Complete
Three times Charlotte was a good girl, and one time she was the best g
'Woof' says the dog, wagging its, her?-Ben surreptitiously checks between its legs-her tail weakly. Caleb looks up with a sheepish grin, and Ben looks between the two pairs of wide, pleading, eyes. 'Fine' he says, throwing up his hands, 'But if you get caught I'm not the one explaining it to His Excellency' Caleb brings home a dog, Ben is resigned, Hamilton is mistaken
Turn - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2018 - Ben T., Caleb B. - Complete
you shot him in the side reviews
Aaron Burr is a medic in the Continental Army. Hamilton is problematic. There is a duel. Caleb is eating popcorn and cackling from the sidelines. Canon era AU
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2017 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr - Complete
Finding Family reviews
Loki fell off the Bifrost. Lily Potter had a beautiful baby boy with dark hair, green eyes, and a mischievious streak a mile wide.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 3,448 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Loki
Top Gear Does George Orwell reviews
"Somehow," says James May, "I just know that this is your fault Clarkson." "Oh come on!" Jeremy protests, "I mean, even if I knew how, why the hell would I transform myself into an orang-utan?" In which Clarkson is unrepentant, May is sceptical, and Hammond is excited. Or where they all get turned into animals.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Complete
Revolutionaries in King Arthur's Court reviews
Enjolras is brought before the King. Yet again. Merlin's secrets are revealed, and Gwaine tries to protect him (and fails miserably). CRACK!FIC Not to be taken seriously.
Crossover - Les Miserables & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Enjolras, Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
Glorious Revolution reviews
Enjolras survives the barricade (for a while). WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Enjolras - Complete
Sunnydale
Rupert Giles disappears while investigating a Scottish airline. Herc Shipwright has always felt there was something slightly wrong about his life. Crossover with the radio play 'Cabin Pressure.'
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - R. Giles, Cabin Pressure - Complete
The Long War reviews
Steve Rogers falls into the ocean, and the war is lost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Slow Descent reviews
You are born in a burst of pain, surprise, betrayal qi, thrust into the Middle Kingdom with the last of you Creator's strength. You awaken in the valleys below the steep mountains, and as you stare up at the palace, you know that you will not see this place again. At least not until you have completed your task and every part of you is screaming FIND THE SEEKER.
Forbidden Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Lu Yan, The Monkey King - Complete
Turnabout reviews
Hermione is a genius consulting detectiive. Ron is her trusty sidekick. Together they solve crimes in London. But who are John and Sherlock, and what have they got to do with the existence of magic?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sherlock H.
Harry Potter and the Ordinary School Year reviews
...in which nothing happened and nobody tried to kill him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Destination: Sunnydale reviews
Loki's adventures in Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Willow R., Loki - Complete
The Clubhouse reviews
Loki invades the Joss Whedon clubhouse. What nefarious purpose does he have?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Loki - Complete
Now, Look Here! reviews
Giles, along with unhelpfull comments from Anya, explains to Dean why it's a Bad Idea to stake Spike.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - R. Giles, Dean W. - Complete
Choices reviews
"Lord Rupert Giles, last scion of the noble and most ancient House of Giles. Your Slayer is dead; killed by Muggles. Will you not join me?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/19/2011 - R. Giles, Voldemort - Complete
Divided reviews
Behind Rory's eyes, the Lone Centurion always waits.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Rory W. - Complete
Knock Knock reviews
The Doctor has the feeling that he's just stumbled into a bad Knock Knock joke.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
That's it! reviews
Damon's had enough. He just hopes he gets out before he starts to sparkle... Hopefully funny scenes from season 2.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
7 Things that Never Happened reviews
The title says it all. Seven different AUs of how things might have been.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Balthazar B. - Complete
Going Camping reviews
When Sherlock said he wanted to go camping, John's first reaction was to take his temperature and make sure he hadn't caught something from when he'd fallen in the Thames.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's The End of The World Again reviews
Take Dean Winchester and Buffy Summers. Add couple of bottles of tequila and shake.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Buffy S., Dean W. - Complete
Swap Meatsuits reviews
Castiel was resurrected by God. Or was he? If not, who is riding around in Jimmy Novak, and what do they want with Dean?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
London Calling reviews
It was a Monday when Ianto Jones had finally had enough.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Five Times Torchwood Found Out that Ianto reviews
...was a Firebender, and one time they didn't.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Ianto J. - Complete
I'm a CelebrityGet me Out of Here! reviews
The Wizarding edition. Fred and George are about to unleash hell upon the unsuspecting Wizarding world! Hermione really should have known better then to let them watch Muggle T.V. Now, all they need to do is work out how to convince people to join up...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - George W., Fred W.
Haunted reviews
In 1864, Damon Salvatore refused to turn,and his brother Stefan was left alone. Now, 145 later, Stefan is coming back to Mystic Falls to start anew. But with dopplegangers running around, this might be more difficult than he thought. D/E
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
I'll Take the Cybermen Please reviews
When the Doctor and Rose are transported to an alternate universe, Rose learns that anything at all is possible and that she should never wear flags on her T-shirts. I mean it, never.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Presidential Briefing reviews
AU The British Ambassador's PA Ianto Jones meets the American President-Elect Jack Harkness. He should have known that this was a bad idea...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Have You Met Miss Jones? reviews
Jack hasn't yet. But when Ianto's mum apparates into the Hub, Ianto knows that it's only a matter of time...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - G. Jones, Ianto J. - Complete
Hallucinations reviews
When Katniss is nearly shot in District 2, she is saved by someone she thought was dead. But nobody else has seen him, and she hides what she saw, desperate to kill President Snow. But who is the mysterious man in the lower levels? cinna/portia
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Cinna, Katniss E.
Coffee Break reviews
The real reason that God's not around.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Starry Starry Night
Every New Year's Eve, after the Time War, the Doctor stares at the stars. A series of oneshots.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Return: The Rewrite reviews
3O years have passed since the 456 were destroyed, and Jack is back. But what happens when he is immediately captured by Torchwood? And just who are they?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Jack H.
But Daaaaad reviews
Bobby is tired of waiting for God to do something about the Apocalypse, so he takes action. Watch out; Bobby's in tow-ugh, I mean Heaven. Purely for amusment, no disrespect intended.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bobby S. - Complete
Lily's Revenge reviews
Lily Evans has had enough of James Potter stalking her.Fortunately she has a plan. A very evil plan. All she needs is a victim. And she never did repay Sev for calling her a mudblood… one sided James/Severus but not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2010 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Bless You! reviews
The true story of how Camelot was saved from Morgause.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Morgana, Morgause - Complete
Arthur, I have a confession reviews
When Merlin admits that he's a warlock to Arthur, it doesn't go exactly as planned...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Survival reviews
The prey ran; fear and disbelief on his face, breathes explosive blasts, almost doubled over in agony as the stitch he had protested with every footstep. Behind him, the hunter ran;his greatcoat whipping behind him.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Helpful Advice reviews
When the Doctor met the Face of Boe for the third and final time, he was givena secret that could save the universe. Too bad the Doctor doesn't understand it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2010 - 10th Doctor, Face of Boe - Complete
Regeneration Sucks reviews
Every regeneration, the Doctor seems to be getting younger...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Tweed! reviews
Methos finally finds the perfect place to hide. Unfortunately, it requires sacrifice...Oh well, at least Joe won't see him like this.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Methos
Nothing Ever Happens in Chicago reviews
Four times the Scoobies found that Chicago wasn't that boring after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
The Return reviews
post CoE. Jack left Earth 30 years ago. But what happens when he returns? And who is driving around in a familiar SUV?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Consequences reviews
When Scott plays a trick on Logan, he didn't know what it would start. Because Logan isn't giving up without a fight...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Companion reviews
When the Doctor recieves a distress call from an old Companion he and Donna rush to his aid. But can they really help Jimmy Novak? And who is Castiel?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
What a mistake! reviews
Trickler has made a very bad mistake. Spoilers for ep. 10.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
School's in reviews
The Archangels have come up with a foolproof plan to thwart Lucifer. Sequel to 'Coffee Break' and 'Lunch anyone' but can stand alone.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
Lunch Anyone? reviews
Lucifer's next evil plan is in motion. Sequel to Coffee Break but can stand alone.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Doctor, Doctor reviews
Jack Harkness visits an old friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
A Dreamweaver's Path reviews
Age of the five AU Auraya didn't become a priestess but a Dreamweaver. See how this affects the story.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008
The Other Choice reviews
AU Maerad didn't kill Ilar, but unfortunatly she insists on joining them! Bad summary, I know, but please read!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
I, God reviews
A poem about God.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
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