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Remnant's Blonde Bard by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune unlocked a Semblance based on a game system, he saw it as a chance to become more popular and impress girls, and so sank all his points into Charisma. Now the world needs saving and apparently he's supposed to be the one to do it, and this stupid Semblance doesn't come with a respec option. Welp. Time to embrace the bard inside, and see how far max Charisma can take you.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 77 - Words: 382,507 - Reviews: 9375 - Favs: 6,763 - Follows: 7,815 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 10/3/2023 - Jaune A.
Wise as an Old Qrow by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Qrow Branwen was a man filled with regrets about the past. The last thing he expected when Tyrian Callows poisoned him was that he might have a chance to go back and fix those mistakes, and maybe to make a few more along the way. Team STRQ rose and fell, but this time its weakest member will make sure that doesn't happen. No matter what lengths he has to go to.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 83 - Words: 396,226 - Reviews: 6110 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 5,563 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/16/2023 - Qrow B.
Embers of Hope by NeonZangetsu reviews
Salem's heart died long ago with her children. It had turned cold and black, like the Grimm she commanded. All that remained were the faded embers of Hope. Tiny, forgotten feelings, wasted sentiment she had no need of. She needed nothing. No one. Or so she thought. Until she found him. A single whim on her part just might bring the world together. Narutoxharem? You decide !
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,029 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/9/2020 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Cinder F., Salem
Slayer Effect by XAgent-Venom666X reviews
Flynn Taggart once had a different life, one he could remember before becoming the Slayer. But he has long since put that behind him. Killing the denizens of Hell had become his new reality and he accepted it completely. After vanquishing the Icon of Sin, he was catapulted into another universe he knew from his old life. Now he has new, yet familiar, enemies to Rip and Tear.
Crossover - Doom & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,882 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 11/19/2020 - [OC, Liara T'Soni] Doomguy, Shepard
An Untraveled Road by NeonZangetsu reviews
There's an old saying in Atlas. Don't mess with a Schnee. Ah, if only he'd been given that choice. Fate had other plans. Flung into uncharted territory, a wayward ninja finds himself on a new battlefield; one he's not at all prepared for. His decisions here might just make the world of Remnant a better place...or destroy what remains. Who can say? NarutoxWillow. NarutoxHarem?
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 271,116 - Reviews: 5266 - Favs: 5,032 - Follows: 5,616 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 3/16/2020 - Naruto U., Summer R., Raven B., Willow S.
Human Weapons, Old and New by Lance of Dance reviews
The Tenno has his Solar Rail sabotaged as he enters and ends up somewhere far away. Arriving to a ruined Earth where humanity is under threat of extinction by a race of mechanical menaces, the Tenno decides to help out a city while he tries to find his way back. What happens when a former weapon of the Orokin meets the current ones belonging to the Ark?
Crossover - Warframe & Goddess of Victory: Nikke - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 10/9/2023 - Drifter
Arachnomaly by SONGUE reviews
"You can't change the City if its people are afraid, if they are still under the mercy of criminals and abusive cops and uncaring employers. Change the 'Now', and you'll change the People, and then, you'll change Gotham." In Gotham City, you either embrace the darkness or choose to become a beacon of light and hope. (Guest Star: Ted Kord, the Blue Beetle!)
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,414 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 8/21/2023 - Barbara G., Bruce W./Batman, Cassandra C., Peter P./Spider-Man
Second Wave (Percy JacksonJJK) by Firewillreign reviews
Percy Jackson lives a hard but good life. A great life. A hero's life. Then, he dies. ... Only, he lives again. Somehow, this becomes everyone's problem.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Jujutsu Kaisen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 10/7/2024 - Percy J., Gojo S., Geto S., Ieiri S.
A Change of Heart by OrionSmithArchive reviews
With his mind made up, Naruto made the ultimate self-sacrifice, removing the largest threat the Elemental Nations will ever face, one far greater than Kaguya Ōtsutsuki: Satsuki Uchiha. Dragging her with him through space and time, they had ended up on a new world. femSas.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,914 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 9/21/2024 - Published: 7/17/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Cinder F., Team RWBY
Awry by Somerandomguy23 reviews
A prank gone wrong leaves Olympus with two virgin goddesses and turns its hero into public enemy number one
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,343 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/28/2024 - Published: 4/15/2023 - Percy J., Artemis, Piper M.
Reign of Steel by MahinaFable reviews
In a world threatened by Grimm of titanic scale, mankind designed enormous war machines to face them head-on: the infinitely modular Armored Cores! All his life, Jaune Arc wanted to follow in the footsteps of his father, the legendary pilot of the first Armored Core. When tragedy strikes, will he be able to live up to his family's legacy, and defend the people of Vale?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,105 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 4/10/2024 - Published: 7/18/2021 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Pyrrha N., Taiyang X.L. - Complete
Programmable Destiny by Sir Yeetus Deletus reviews
Oliver Prom, a young college graduate ready for the career ahead of him suddenly awakens disoriented on a dangerous planet not his own. Demihumans? Mamono? Magic? Gods? The extinction of mankind? What? Stranded in this world so mysterious and vast, faced with a lore so nonsensical and intense, he must adapt to survive.
Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,369 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/24/2024 - Published: 4/5/2023 - OC
The Once and Future Slayer by Ripley the Red reviews
The Slayer placed his palm on the domed interface so VEGA could access the controls. Several portals opened at once around the platform. "There," said the AI. "The third one. Earth, 2150. It's not too late." / The dog dodged her hand. Now he was out there with demons who would love to rip up a helpless animal. She shouldered her friend aside. "I'm going after him. Don't follow me."
Doom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,824 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/7/2024 - Published: 10/17/2021 - [Doomguy, OC] Intern
Knights Drifting Through Dust and Void by agopessimist reviews
A Rusted Knight finds himself drifting across time and space, and on the other side, Jaune Arc finds himself wielding powers of eldritch origin, gifted to him by a cosmic entity with unknown plans of its own. As threats from the Void make their way into Remnant, it's up to both Jaune and his older self to stop the spreading chaos, and to uncover their mysterious past and memories.
Crossover - Warframe & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/27/2024 - Published: 9/14/2023 - Drifter, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
DOOM: Symbol of Hope (Canceled) by Klyju reviews
The Slayer's home was strange. He hailed from a world where women had power. But now, the Icon of Sin has been defeated, and he has finally come home. It was time for him to prove to them that he could become a hero.
Crossover - Doom & My Hero Academia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,859 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 7/17/2023 - Published: 6/28/2020 - [Izuku M., Rumi U./Mirko] Doomguy, Katsuki B.
Welcome Home, Great Slayer by Sir Yeetus Deletus reviews
His mission complete, his purpose fulfilled, the Doom Slayer is entombed once more. However, no force could contain him forever, and after millennia, he breaks free from the confines of the Ingmore Sanctum and leaves Hell. But, instead of arriving on a familiar world, the Great Slayer is sent tumbling to another—one he had saved in the past. One of devils, angels, and dragons.
Crossover - Doom & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,429 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 1/30/2023 - Published: 6/24/2020 - Doomguy, A. Asia, Tiamat
The Night Unfurls by StaffSergeant reviews
The Hunt begins again. Leaving Yharnam to its fate, the Good Hunter finds himself in the war torn country of Eostia. Tasked with ending the war, he joins the Black Dog Mercenaries as they launch an assault on the Black Fortress of Olga Discordia. If only he knew how complicated his life was going to become.
Crossover - Bloodborne & Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 208,547 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 3,790 - Updated: 10/1/2022 - Published: 7/26/2017 - The Hunter, Plain Doll, Origa D, Cellestine L
Heart Stealer by FapTime reviews
After defeating Goblin Lord at the farm, things will start to get hectic for Goblin Slayer. With so many new friends, Goblin Slayer must learn how to properly communicate with them. Especially when it comes to his female friends, who will constantly try to make Goblin Slayer think about other things than goblins, mainly about them as women. Lemons begin at chapter 23.
Goblin Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 241,877 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 9/25/2022 - Published: 2/16/2019
You Died (Again!) by NeonZangetsu reviews
Have you ever dreamed before, dear reader? Of course you have. We all do. Dreams are the stuff of life; they sustain us, haunt us, embolden us. I thought this was just that; a bad dream, some foul nightmare I'd wake from with the rising sun. It was not. I almost wish it was. In short? I died. Again. And again...! Bloodborne! Self Insert! Reviews are welcome! Pairing undecided.
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/31/2022 - Published: 4/1/2019 - The Hunter, Plain Doll, Arianna, Maria
Power Without Question by Misfit Delta reviews
One year before Fisk's arrest, a new player arrives outside Manhattan. While most people only get one chance at life, the displaced Matthew Cooper is on his third. Only now with the experience, tools, and his Titan, BT-7274, backing him up. With trouble brewing, he sets out to stop it the only way he knows how. Can Spider-Man stop this lethal Commando? Should he? PS4 AU.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Titanfall - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 115 - Words: 1,196,124 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 5/4/2022 - Published: 8/6/2019 - [Felicia H./Black Cat, OC] Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
Dining with Divinity by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Even the Gods and Goddesses of Olympus needed a day off. Sometime's they needed time away from the constant bickering and never-ending controversies of their family. On one such day, Wisdom and Moon found themselves discovering a hidden gem within the city that never slept, and meeting a familiar blonde knucklehead with a penchant for the colour orange.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 172,335 - Reviews: 6128 - Favs: 13,849 - Follows: 14,591 - Updated: 4/13/2022 - Published: 12/5/2019 - Naruto U.
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 15,160 - Follows: 18,614 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
The Hallowed Heir by Mach9330 reviews
Naruto, after defeating the Uchiha and stopping the Moon's Eye Plan, is allowed to reincarnate into the elder twin brother of Harry Potter. Due to this unexpected change, Harry dies along with his parents when Voldemort comes for them, and Naruto is the Boy who lived. He will not rest until he gets his revenge on Voldemort for stealing his peaceful life from him. Naruto x harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,713 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 3,593 - Updated: 11/28/2021 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Hermione G., Albus D., Naruto U.
The Avenging Spider by Sierra-021 reviews
Two years after Age of Ultron, Spider-Man was asked by Stark to join the Avengers. Having always wanted to be like his idols, Peter Parker accepted...only to find most members of the team aren't comfortable with the idea of a teenager risking his life to be a hero. Even so, this doesn't stop Peter from continuing to fight for the little guys.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 341,328 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/28/2021 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Black Widow/Natasha R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
SAO: The Eroge by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
Many people wish their lives could become a videogame...the thing is, though, few actually bother specifying WHICH type of game. Kirigaya Kazuto will realize it's not as 'obvious' as it should be when he wakes up one day with the 'power' to raise 'Flags', unlock 'Routes' and gain 'Affection Points'. Will his Sanity survive what's about to come his way...?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 267,768 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 4,879 - Updated: 6/11/2021 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Argo]
The Slow and Silent Ways of Fish by bohemian.clown reviews
In a Britain where Hogwarts was never founded, magical students are educated in apprenticeships, known more commonly as Noble Adoptions. At age fifteen, Harry Potter is found on the streets and adopted by the most powerful wizard in England. "I'm going to teach you how to kill me, Harry. Please, you're the only one who can." (HP/FD, HP/DG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,256 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 10/2/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D., Tom R. Jr., Daphne G.
Desire Backwards by OfAlienDescent reviews
When Harry shares his new discovery in the Room of Requirement with Hermione, he expects her to berate him, not join him in destroying it forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2020 - Published: 10/16/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
In Order To Live by SlimDeedee reviews
[If anything were to happen to Gojo… there's only one thing we can do.] "What does it summon, sempai?" "A Curse Vessel, the body of Yuuji Itadori."
Jujutsu Kaisen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 219 - Published: 10/11/2020 - Itadori Y., Megumi F., Sukuna R., Gojo S. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Circle of Destiny by KeriPeardon reviews
Over the centuries, Link and Zelda have reincarnated many times, and in each life they're forced to face a great catastrophe. They've always saved the world, but never fulfilled their true destiny. Now, they face a darkness so great, it threatens not only to destroy the world, but also their ability to be reborn. If they don't succeed this time, they never will. (Orig storyline)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 475,475 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Ganondorf, Link, Zelda - Complete