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Joined 07-13-07, id: 1325230, Profile Updated: 08-04-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Instant Star.

Yeah, they really want you.
They really want you, but I do too.
I want to be the girl with the most cake.
I love him so much, it just turns to hate.
I fake it so real. I am beyond fake.
Someday you will ache like I ache.

About me:

I'm Megan Paige. I'm an eighteen year old woman. I'm a mass communications major at Louisiana State University with a concentration in advertising and a minor in business. My goal is to one day own my own advertising company in a very large city. I'm a pageant coach and a black belt in American Shotokan karate. In my free time, I enjoy traveling to various festivals with my mother, attending pageants, modeling, playing photographer, fly fishing, thrifting, writing, reading, and yoga. Greek mythology intrigues me. I'll read any book I can get my hands on, but my favorite genres are fantasy and romance. I'm a hopeless romantic and a dreamer.

It's you, it's you, it's all for you.
Everything I do.
I tell you all the time,
Heaven is a place on earth with you.
Tell me all the things you want to do.
I heard that you like the bad girls.
Honey, is that true?
It's better than I ever even knew.
They say that the world was built for two.
On our way with living
If somebody is loving you.
Baby, now you do.

About my writing:

I discovered this website in junior high, after finishing the twilight series. I made an account and started writing immediately. When my freshman year of high school began, my time was limited and I was unable to write and read much. I began signing in less and less frequently and eventually, I quit coming on altogether. Once everything slowed down, I came down with a case of the common Potter fever and decided to write more, but I forgot the password to my account. So naturally, I made a new account. Since, I've had three accounts. That is the explanation as to why some of my stories are posted by other accounts also. I'm not plagiarizing. I'm the author. I'm just horrid at remembering passwords. I mostly write oneshots because chapter stories take consistency, which I lack. I enjoy reviews. But I don't enjoy cruel reviews.

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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Hermione Cut Herself by SauvignonFierce reviews
Hermione Cut Herself
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mending Hearts by SmilinSmiles reviews
Sequel to 'Broken Bottles' Personally wouldnt suggest it to anyone but a few of my closest friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Colorful bottles by SmilinSmiles reviews
This is just a story I wrote for a few of my friends to read. Personally I wouldnt suggest it to anyone but them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,119 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
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What Have I Done? reviews
"I couldn't do it." My voice broke the unnaturally loud silence of the building, causing him to jump and turn around. His whole body screamed hurt. I felt so guilty. He didn't even have gel in his hair. What have I done?
Instant Star - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Jude H., Tommy Q. - Complete
It's Better This Way reviews
Draco Malfoy was lost. If only he had swallowed his pride and followed the prefect like Dumbledore said. But no, he was a Malfoy. Malfoys don't listen to Dumbledore and they most certainly don't follow other people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Draco M., N. Tonks - Complete