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Author has written 69 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Star Trek: 2009, X-Men: The Movie, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, and James Bond.

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Hello, fandom! I am a middling-talent writer with a horrible work ethic, and am always pleasantly surprised when people like anything I produce. I cross-post to livejournal and AO3, and more regularly post ficlets and other random wordy bits to my tumblr.

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koto


2015.08.19 Update

More fic dumpage. Remember, kids, there's a whole other world out there that's better-tagged and better-managed than this dusty old place.


2014.04.05 Update

Another day, another fic dump. Most of these are from Christmas, oops


2013.07.17 Update

Sorry for the fic dump, ladies and gents.

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Love's Labour's (King and Lionheart) by Katrinea reviews
AU fic. "If Sosuke Aizen had known anything of the events that were due to unfold with the beginning of the new term, he would've resigned in an instant." teacher!Aizen x student!Ichigo. Even with the inescapable force pulling the two men together, can either survive when the past catches up with them? Violence/angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,617 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Ichigo K., S. Aizen]
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
I'm Not Loving It by Green Sprout reviews
Russiamerica, read the warnings. From a simple trip on escaping the heat, America gets way over his head when Ivan decides that the nation is his new 'lover.' Every freaking chapter is a lemon and there are too many kinks to mention!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,617 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 6/8/2010 - America, Russia
All for the Sake of Pleasure by Kanemoshi reviews
When Tsunade cons Iruka into helping her win her latest bet with Jiraiya, things go a little awry and the chuunin finds himself in a situation that most certainly was not part of his mission. Iruka/Kakashi Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 287,358 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Burn so brightly by Judin reviews
"What's my name, Castiel?" Dean asked, leaning forward on the chair. "You know it, come on." "Dean," Castiel said, but in two voices at once, one human and child-like, the other vibrating on a discordant frequency. Destiel, ageregressionfic, wingfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,887 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S.
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
If It Were Otherwise by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 324,283 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Feeding Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
West of the Moon by Angel Baby1 reviews
They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,619 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Experiments in Human Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Set after the first movie, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home. SLASH Sam/Bumblebee, various other pairings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 214,093 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Solve for X by R.C. McLachlan reviews
He cannot recall the way Muninn's black-tipped feather tore at his insides when they forced it into his body, how he screamed himself hoarse and fought against those who held him down, the desperate tone to his cries when he invoked the name of the All Father as they ripped away his magics, his birthright, everything that made him *him*. But he supposes that was rather the point.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,871 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Shades of Grey by SilverKytten reviews
Sequel to 'Falling Into Darkness'. Ichigo never asked to be either loved or fixed, he just asked to be distracted. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes and Language. Elements of canon divergence from late series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,415 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Flower's Pick by Kisshulover1 reviews
As the bonfires of Midsummer are lit along the land, Berwald can only think of one thing. His summer Bride, Tino, and how badly he wants to be with him. Will Berwald's Midsummer plan fail as he thinks it will? Or will a small little flower ensure his love? Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,508 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Making Monsters by Ironi Numair reviews
5 Times Loki loved his children, then the tale of Vali Lokison. Loki's adolescent son deals with the loss of his father and his own hurting family, all the while working his way upward in the house of Odin, right to the throne itself. Some Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Loki
Berries and Bimbos and Boobs, Oh My by NykGrimm reviews
Hichigo Shirosaki was looking to escape his old highschool when he enrolled in Karakura University . He didn't expect his stalker to follow him. Or the insane classmates. Or Ichigo Kurosaki, who is too damn intriguing for his own good...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Perception by WiseDraco reviews
Destiel; A High School Reunion makes Cas wonder why Dean insists Cas not curse in public when Dean's every other word is a curse. A fight –of sorts- ensues.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
For Me, For You by Ironi Numair reviews
"You are my son." Loki turns slowly, afraid to look down at his Jotun hands and instead turning his beseeching eyes to his father. He sees himself. The man he was meant to be. What he'd left behind all those ages ago.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Operation Doppelganger by EEevee reviews
Matthew had thought this over a million times, now he just had to voice his idea. He cleared his throat and whispered, "Hey, you want my twin brother, I like you; I think we can work something out here." Warning: college AU, human names, snarky!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,090 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Canada, Russia
Corpus Amoris by beckett77 reviews
The Body of Love: A series of vignettes depicting different parts of Jim and Spock's bodies and each other's reaction to them – Varying Lengths
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,882 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2971 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Golem by Handful of Silence reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes moulds a man from clay, brings him to life with a name and kiss in the hope that by doing so, he might just find what he's been looking for. Pre-slash S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His name is my password by LePipi reviews
Dean is getting worried about Sam's behavior. He does a little digging to check up on him. But what he discovers leaves him more than a little breathless. He blames the new I-Phone. Sastiel, fluff,
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Castiel, Sam W.
Superheroes by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men First Class fic: COMPLETELY AU. Erik and Charles meet cute. Very cute. Like, five year olds in pre-school cute. *Author Note inside.*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Lit Up by Phreakycat reviews
Mike has synesthesia, which turns out to be a blessing, a bit of a curse, and an unconventional way to finally get his boss naked. Contains explicit slash in later chapters.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S.
A Slight Misunderstanding by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shocking by CelebratoryPenguin reviews
Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All Good and Well Until Somebody Loses by sleepy hippo reviews
Prussia is trying to seduce the North American brothers, France is harassing England, Spain is seducing the Italies and Russia is being set up for heart break. America and Canada are devious and Prussia is in for a world of hurt. M for language. Crackish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,833 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - America, Canada
Shave and a Haircut by Atlin Merrick reviews
John didn't know Sherlock could even grow a beard. And it's ginger? That was a surprise. So was John's request. "Sherlock, let me shave you." What happens next involves a straight razor, 20 questions, and some very creative foreplay.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Wrong by Lit My Cig With Your Pain reviews
"There was something slightly different about it, just Wrong enough to make John turn and look up at Sherlock, who stood in the kitchen doorframe, leaning rigidly into the wood. His face betrayed nothing, but oh, John knew that voice and it felt Wrong."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Touch by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Thor used to reach for Loki all the time. There came a day when he did not, so Loki reached for Thor instead.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Red Lace by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Lady Loki takes her darling brother shopping at Victoria's Secret. Thor recognizes Loki's skillful torture. They scandalize a shopping attendant.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
North Wind by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Loki plays an ill-advised trick on Thor out of jealousy.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Civil Disobedience and Clinical Behavior by nyssa123 reviews
First Class AU- Charles and Erik meet up when Erik is in jail for assaulting a police officer at a protest and Charles is his court-ordered therapist. Erik/Charles slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Uses by mattmetzger reviews
McCoy learns that, while cats can be damned difficult, they also have their benefits, and even their uses. K/M, cat!Spock. Sequel to Leonard McCoy Must Go.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Carer by InsaneByBirth96 reviews
Set immediately after "The Great Game". Mycroft deals with Sherlock after John is taken to hospital.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
In Bed by My Leather Couch reviews
Working title. Bones has only ever 'been to bed' with one person. Everyone else seems to like to surprise him with ... other accommodations. T for swearing, drinkin', and recitation of interesting sexual encounters. R&R. K/B
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Triumvirate by Ms Severus Kenobi reviews
Third part in The Bond series. It's been four months since the Narada incident, and four months since Leonard McCoy regretted ever setting foot on a Starship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,953 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Back Into Love by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. At moments like these Charles can't get nearly enough of Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Sex Burns Calories by Rhen Nightshade reviews
America and Russia decide, on an apparent whim... Well, to play the Random Question Game. And it's destined to be... well, interesting, to say the least, at the very first question: "Америка, who was your first? Were you on top or bottom?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - America, Russia
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Naked by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Several times that Sherlock & John saw one another naked, & didn't particularly want to do anything about it. S & J friendship; S, J & Lestrade friendship; brief J/Sarah & S/OC. Sexual situations, some violence & blood.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Assume The Perpendicular by Mistress Scribbles reviews
John had been expecting Sherlock to be irritable on his birthday. What he didn't expect was Mycroft's intervention, & the bizarre day trip that followed. J & S Friendship, Holmes Family weirdness.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stretched Thin by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men First Class fic: Charles is exhausted and his head is pounding. He just needs a moment to himself, but it gets harder and harder as the day goes on. Erik helps him relax. side Alex/Hank, unrequited Hank/Raven
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Möbius by Saucery reviews
Kirk is temporarily sixteen years old. Spock is temporarily overwhelmed.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Shrimp Flavored Pringles by Lover of Angelus reviews
The older Spock's memory surfaced again and you tried desperately to hide the emotions it elicited. All your Spock had to do was open that mental link and he would see what could've been. Spock/Kirk SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws by TheHummingbirdMoth reviews
"The children born of thee are sword and fire." Or, the God of Thunder gets suckered into Loki's latest evil scheme. Thor/Loki, mpreg.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Loki, Thor
When the Universe Speaks by sharmini reviews
Mrs Hudson, Lestrade and the Universe have apprehensions of John spending the evening at Sarah's.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Momentum by Endles reviews
Looking up from the bathroom floor the world seems different somehow. It makes you realize things you didn't see before. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Bumblebee Takes Care of Me by Salome Sensei reviews
There is no greater love than a boy and his Autobot. From WAFF to angst to hardcore. Adults only.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Peaches by My Leather Couch reviews
for lack of a better title. Part on in the "Kock Food" series. Rated PG for now; also, pre-slash entering into slash. "See? You learn something new everyday"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
By Tomorrow's Grace by Copperscript reviews
Desperate to end the war, the All Spark chooses life amongst its creations. All Spark!bot!Sam Eventual Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Of Men and Things by mazarin reviews
Sherlock keeps an Index, and John finds out that Sherlock's way of getting to know people really isn't as unusual as it seems. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Study in Blue by TheShoelessOne reviews
On 1st January, 1920, John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes. Jazz Age AU, eventual John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Specimen 001 by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean is hired by Zachariah to fathom the new creature he's fished out of the sea, and that would be Castiel obviously.PS Deviant art now has images for this story - thanks to BobbleHeadedJesus and togainyourtrust. and more
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Gentlemen of Last Resort by Sequitur reviews
Victorian AU. When the police are uninterested in Mr. Timothy McGee's problem, he manages to persuade the mysterious Mr. Anthony and the dangerous Mr. Gibbs to take on his case. He may live to regret this.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,584 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The Viking Way by ArixaBell reviews
Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Life of the Party by Aldora89 reviews
Spock's reluctant visit to an alien club is made far more agreeable by the intervention of his captain. A double-dip fill for the kink meme: one prompt asked for K/S body shots, and the other requested dirty dancing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Grab Your Gun by Imbrii reviews
/time to go to hell/ John is not a good man. That doesn't stop him from trying to be one. Dark John AU. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dressing Gowns by Fenkai reviews
Sherlock, taking liberties like others take breath.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Six, Two by Mallus reviews
Six fanfiction conventions that all of us use, and two canon facts that make them irrelevant. Supah short. Rating is because Jim likes to swear.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Strange Fascination by valkyrie.fe reviews
The rumors on board the Enterprise fly as fast as the ship herself, especially the gossip debate about the captain and the chief medical officer. Of course, Vulcans have nothing of interest in silly rumors...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Snug by ScopesMonkey reviews
John learns a couple more tricks for dealing with Sherlock. Sugarverse
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Matter & Antimatter by valkyrie.fe reviews
Ficlets of things. Mostly incredibly silly things. So far most of what's bouncing about my head for this is rebootverse, hence the category. Content, rating, and series can and will vary.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Only Here by mattmetzger reviews
McCoy is an overemotional man at times, but some things are to be kept private. Five names McCoy has for Spock that Jim doesn't like, and one that Jim doesn't even know about. McCoy/Spock; strong language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Get Your Adverbs Here by Tech Duinn reviews
Mr. Spock eats a lollipop. Crack. Implied K/S. M for language and an extremely suggestive situation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Please Leave A Message by mattmetzger reviews
There would always be speculation as to their relationship. Too bad nobody thought to check Commander Spock's communicator. Developing K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love The One You're With by 1lostone reviews
Spock has a not altogether *logical* reaction to Kirk always getting hurt on away missions...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Conversations between a Captain and First Officer by rso reviews
Most people wouldn't think that Spock and Jim get along.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Birds of a Feather by Otter and Fox reviews
Two months after Kida's departure Ikebukuro has grown quiet. The gangs have all but vanished, and humans don't thrill the great Orihara Izaya like they used to. In his loneliness, Izaya is surprised by the most interesting human he knows: himself. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,369 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Spock's Night Out by BlackMaru reviews
What happens when one determined Captain takes Spock out for a night on shore leave? With no memory the morning after, Spock is looking for answers as to what exactly happened. The crew joins in on the mad quest to find out! K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,077 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Surface Tension by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
He tears through London like a madman and a thief, stealing bits and pieces from passers-by just because he can, walking into heavy traffic and emerging unscathed, trying to outrun his own shadow and sometimes succeeding.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sharing by rso reviews
Spock is leaving Jim passive-aggressive notes in the bathroom.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Temptations by mattmetzger reviews
Five times Jim gives into temptation, and one time he doesn't. Does what it says on the tin. K/S, established relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In Loco Mortis by AzarDarkstar reviews
Prequel to Intersection. In place of death, there is life. But Sam Witwicky must decide how much trouble and frustration his own is worth. Loyalty has limits. So does friendship. Onesided Bee/Sam.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,394 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
The Other Side by ArixaBell reviews
England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Not so much illogical by Lizzy0305 reviews
Captain Kirk,during a boring session starts thinking about his enthusiastic feelings for his First Officer. The problem is, he completely forgets what a touch-telepath is. So when Spock accidentally touches him, he just keeps thinking. SLASH! M for reason
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/4/2011 - [Spock, J. Kirk] - Complete
Oh! Honey Honey by Qismat Qami reviews
AU, GrimmIchi, yaoi, tail-Pr0n. A prudish incubus finds himself unwillingly bound to an internationally famous porn star. Things get messy. Then they get really messy.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Five Times Leonard Noticed Spock's Ears by NorwegianWood23 reviews
The evolution of Leonard's opinion on Spock's ears. Rated for language and mild sexual situations at the end.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Published: 2/22/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Evidence by mattmetzger reviews
Companion fic to Declarations. Spock is no expert on humans, but he is well aware that this human loves him completely. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Two More Years of This by genericnamehere reviews
In order to save money in his third year of college America answers an ad looking for roommates. He ends up in a rather nice apartment just off campus with an odd collection of roommates. England, Russia, and Estonia. Various pairings ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,145 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Canada, America
In Natural Light by mattmetzger reviews
In which Jim thinks he's cleverer than he actually is, forgets two basic rules, and makes a little bit of an idiot of himself. Spock is just amused. Features seven kisses. Oneshot, development of K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 times Spock got the Captain's advice by 1lostone reviews
Five Times Spock Acted on the Captain's Advice on Sexual Congress, and One Time He Figured It Out By Himself, Damnit. OT3 FIC! :D Um, yeah The title pretty much sums everything up nicely. Bones/Spock/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Five Times That Watson Did Not Wake Up In Canon by Tazlet reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/29/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Ray of Light by Fenice158 reviews
Five colors Jim associates with Spock and one color Spock associates with Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Priorities by Jesse-Kips reviews
5 times Spock put someone else before his own needs, and one time someone else put him first.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sam is Genius Everyone is Dumb by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Named by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Bijozakura Seal by megyal reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,082 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Odax and Tricho by Dragongal333 reviews
Canada experiments with his brother's little fetish. Kinkmeme Deanon. Incestyness ahead.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
There Is No Line by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
"Loyalty. Supposedly, not a Slytherin quality, but the night Greyback drags Potter into his dining room Draco finds out that he has it in spades" Draco figures it out way before Harry does. *Draco POV*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Amalgamation by Annenburg reviews
As a half-Vulcan, Spock never expects to imprint. It's rare enough for a full-blooded Vulcan to imprint, so why should he have it easy? But he does imprint – on the delinquent who sabotaged his Kobayashi Maru. A reimagining of the movie: Big Bang style.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Where the Sea and City Meet by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Castiel risked his life by going back to 1982 to get Dean's Christmas gift, and all Dean got him was a coat.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I Believe in Miracles by FireBendingTimeLord reviews
A suspicious stranger buys Iruka a cup of gross hot chocolate in a bar. Iruka's curiousity about this man doesn't kill any cute, furry housepets, but leads to a pretty unexpected turn of events. Rating is for language only. KakaIru one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Chocolate, Spice, and Everything Nice by ArwendeImladris reviews
Kirk is secretly in love with his first officer. Spock is secretly intoxicated by chocolate. Add in an away mission, a day in the snow, and a hot brown beverage. Hint: it isn't coffee.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Blame the Economy by T Rocket reviews
A US/Can story where you learn more than you ever wanted to know about the economy and how exactly the recession affected Alfred F. Jones in 2010.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - America, Canada
A Gift From the Heart by fagur fiskur reviews
Kirk has bought the perfect Christmas present for Spock. The only problem? It's too perfect, and now he risks having his undying love for his first officer exposed unless he manages to find a new gift in time for Christmas. Slash, K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lovelock by Leonette reviews
Ichigo is pushed into gatecrashing a fancy party by his roommates. While trying to escape, he is delayed by a charming stranger, with whom he almost instantly connects with. AU. AizenXIchigo. Aiichi. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,820 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Shinobi Dating Protocol by unjaundiced reviews
Iruka trips over a wounded Kakashi one day and ends up being forced to be his hospital buddy. He forgets that hospital buddies are essentially dating couples in the shinobi world. Too bad no one else forgot that little fact. crack! with little fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
We All Scream by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Dean takes Castiel out for ice cream, which is the best and worst idea Dean's ever had.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Rain, Rain, Go Away by TheCookieWhoLived reviews
Kakeru Manabe stumbles upon Kyo in the woods. It's raining, and doesn't seem like it will stop... What will become of our favorite leek-hating kitty and flying pot? ManabexKyo. Shounen-ai, yaoi. "Maybe I don't want the rain to stop."
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Kakeru M., Kyo S.
Jim Kirk's Antique Music by James T Awesome reviews
Jim loves two things he won't admit to: antique jazz and his first officer. A series of songfics based on old jazz music.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Someday My Prince Will Come by Lmuffins reviews
As a child, Alfred asked Arthur to let him into a fairy tale book, but the adventure never happened. 400 years later, Alfred accidentally gets sucked into the tale and Arthur has to go after him. Wizards, weakness, princesses, princes, and dragons ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,957 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
1001 Hetalian Nights by MedicalNonsense reviews
Collection of oneshots in the actual Hetalia universe. Rated M for the fluctuating content of chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,938 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Germania, Prussia
Playing with Italian Fire by Ootori Tatsu reviews
Lovino Vargas has a problem and his name starts with A. Warning boyxboy, yaoi. Like no dur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,668 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Curls and Beer by The Char reviews
A lot of people can't distinguish the Italies at the first glance. Lovino and Feliciano convince themselves that Germany can't distinguish between the two of them, so they decide to test him... However, Germany is drunk. Involves Germany/Both Italies
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Alfred Jones Goes to College by buhyoo reviews
The title really says it all, doesn't it? eventual Russia/America, eventual M
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - America, Russia
My Family by three-days-late reviews
"Tell me about your family. Who's in it? What do they do? Is there anyone you don't get to see that often?" Arthur finds out his parents died. This leads to the question: who gets to take care of Peter?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,993 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - England/Britain, Sealand
The Scientific Method by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Another silly 5 and 1. For Grown-ups. Sherlock/John. Been warned. Don't own, yada, yada.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Elevators and Sexual Harassment by MistressKiko reviews
Because Shizuo was most definitely not on the 'people who get sexually harassed' list. Until now. AU, PWP.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
VDay by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC The most dangerous day of the year in Konoha. Valentines day. Kakashi and Iruka are wanted men. Now featuring KakaIru and SasuNaru CRACKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Flu by WaitingForNoExit reviews
Dean gets the flu, so Castiel and Sam try to make him feel better. Dean/Cas/Sam, fluff. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Second Chance by Vreee reviews
I didn't ask for this. You aren't... right. But, don't worry. I'll fix it. I'll make things better than they were before. Won't that be great, Shizzy? Shizuo/Izaya, Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,507 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
The Naked Truth by Aleia15 reviews
Kakashi had always considered Iruka uninteresting. Then he saved Kakashi's life. Naked. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Kakashi's Secret Addiction by unjaundiced reviews
Our two favourite sensei have a secret between them. the mildest of crack
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Orange Crayon by Zeao reviews
"Life is more fun if you play games." -Roald Dahl, My Uncle Oswald. Naruto wants Kakashi and Iruka to get along. However, Kakashi seems to enjoy driving Iruka crazy. But what if Iruka retaliates? Kakashi and Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Check and Balance by jacob reviews
All good things must come to an end, in this case the good thing is privacy. Hitsugaya knew that eventually his relationship with Ichigo would come out, but he never expected it to happen the way it did. [IchiHitsu SLASH]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
Blind To Notice by Tellytubby101 reviews
The story of the ten times Hatake Kakashi noticed Umino Iruka. And the ten times he saw something inexplicable... that made him fall in love. Slight AU. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,896 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Down the Awesome Bunny Trail by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert attempts to flee from his overprotective younger brother, who is convinced that something awful would happen the moment he stepped outside alone with those fuzzy ears and tail. AU setting. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,666 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by slashhack reviews
Being a Plagiaristically Titled Omake to "We Can Be Heroes," Romantically Concerning Hatake Kakashi and Umino Iruka, Inspired by the Explosive Holiday of American Independence and its Variegated Volatile Incendiaries Subtitle courtesy of Might Guy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Scientific Exploration by KillerSockz reviews
Izaya decides to help Shinra get some samples from Shizuo, for his research. You know, blood, tissue, sperm... Smutalicious as usual, don't read this if you intend to stay pure. Shizuo/Izaya plus some Shinra.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Improvisation by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Shizuo has always been the last resort. Shizaya/Fluff
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Better by Uphill Both Ways reviews
It's Izaya's fault they got kicked out, so it only makes sense that he pays for it. Shizaya/Oneshot
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Octopus Sausage by Akuno Hikari reviews
In which a very creepy man stalks a very underage boy. Oneshot. IZMK
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Mikado R., Izaya O. - Complete
Sam Witwicky: Project Anomaly by Nude Frog reviews
Contact with both the Allspark and the Matrix does not come without consequences. Sam is going to find out that the normal teenage life he so desperately wants is far beyond his reach. Rated M. A BeexSam story.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,298 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Galeotto Fu Il Libro, E Chi Lo Scrisse by KivaEmber reviews
AU: A chance encounter at a coffee shop leads to Gilbert becoming a protagonist in Rome's pornography novel – after that, well, it pretty much turns into a pornography novel. Rome/Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Prussia, Ancient Rome - Complete
Dating Advice for Germans and Americans by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Ludwig and Alfred have one thing in common: questionable taste in the people they turn to for expert dating advice. Novel length and complete. G/It, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - England/Britain, America
My Favorite Teacher by mikuridaigo reviews
Mr. Williams is the unknown teacher, just trying to survive another school year with obnoxious teens. What he didn't realize was that one of his students was actually watching him. GilbertxMatthew with hints of AlxKiku and more parings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Canada, Prussia
What Happened by saramon reviews
In which Izaya does something he doesn't really want to do, and certainly never meant to do. Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Anticipation Makes Everything Better by Animegoil reviews
Shizuo always appears at the worst of moments, like right after Izaya has had a bad run-in with the yakuza. But every time Izaya thinks he's got him figured out, the stupid brute has to go and defy him. One-shot. Implied Shizuo/Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Eventually by sephirothflame reviews
AU. Sam grew up with Gabriel being a jerk to him. It isn't until he goes to college that he realizes it's because Gabriel has a crush on him. Sam/Gabriel with Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Infinite Infatuation by the Kei-chan reviews
When they parted Jin and Mugen never expected to see one another again. But when they meet again, the sparks fly!
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Jin, Mugen
Save a Horse, Ride a Gentleman by Shotgunsinlace reviews
The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Two Problems by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Sequel to "I Know". Prussia... Is seriously troubled with his sex life. Austria really kept his word, Prussia was always bottom! And Roddy doesn't really do kinks... Well today, that's all going to be rectified! Prussia is going to top in kinky sex!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
I Know by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Oh, really?" Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. "And what makes you say that?" - "Because," Prussia smirked triumphantly, "every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
For them, this is normal by Aries Draco reviews
Rated M for mature and potentially controversial themes. Well, it would be controversial, considering it involves Vichy!France, Nazi!Prussia and Facist!Spain. Originally written for the kink meme. A drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - France, Prussia - Complete
Evolution by a firebug reviews
In retrospect, he should have known that it would end up as more than just a new way of hating each other. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Drunken Dreams by Reigning Rats reviews
Sometimes time to unwind is all anyone ever really needs and sometimes. . . Alfred drinks too much. Lots of pairings, listed inside. Rated for strong sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
That's What You Get by julien-schu reviews
In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Post Party by Green Sprout reviews
Sequel to Blame it on the Alcohol. All the nations could not believe that America was doing 'that' with Russia. Russiamerica main with various other hints of pairings. Rating M for cursing and adult humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Outrageous by Airrei reviews
ShizuoxIzaya. During the beginning of Spring, admist the heat, all Shizuo wanted was the ice cream in his fridge. It so happens that Izaya somehow got to it first. //Crackfic, yet again. Title refers to the heat outside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Desideratum by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Some things are unforgivable. Holmes/Watson, Two-Shot, slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Revenge by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Shizuo discovers a new way to exact revenge on Izaya. Shizaya Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Damn Prussia! by Rhen Nightshade reviews
“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
From Idiots to the Insane by awfullybad reviews
The Allied Forces book a hotel room for a night just for the fun of it. Find out how THAT ends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
That Which We Find in Others by Rusting Roses reviews
It was a source of constant irony for Spock that when called upon to save lives, Doctor Leonard McCoy became the perfect Vulcan." In which Spock and Doctor McCoy come to an understanding.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
And Years Went By by Keelywolfe reviews
He was the Senior Medical officer on the Starfleet Flagship and that was true, but he was also a maudlin old man who was drinking the most expensive brandy he could afford... McCoy/Spock/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock
A Prize for Good Behavior by exiled mind reviews
5 times McCoy was a mostly good patient, much to everyone's surprise, and the one time he understandably wasn't. McCoy/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Not Usually a Good Thing by cloudyjenn reviews
Five ways Castiel made Dean feel. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Notice me, DAMMIT! by LoliTurk reviews
Gilbert is jealous of a certain Italian hanging around his beloved brother and tries to coax Ludwig back only to have everything go wrong...Through pasta. Fluffy, minor angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
All In A Days Work by LadyKnightOfHollyrose reviews
Weillschmidt, That crazy woman you who likes to bother you has decided that I'm deserving of her attention. Would you be so kind as to tell me how to go about getting rid of her? Preferably without having her resort to violence. Arthur Kirkland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
In Which Germany Joins the Mile High Club by darkheart510 reviews
Italy gets bored on an airplane and Germany joins the mile high club! GerIta. Shameless PWP smut. Yay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Rentboy by Chalupakabra reviews
Alfred encounters a random hobby of England's, as well as a strange new word. He should never have asked Francis about it. Twoshot, Crackfic, USUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sisters by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Izaya's sisters are willing to do just about anything for Shizuo, even if it includes binding their brother to Shizuo's bed.Shizaya Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Complications by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano AU: When you're a surgical intern, there are certain rules you need to follow. "Don't sleep with your attending" is one of those rules. Unfortunately, Lovino Vargas has already broken that one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
This Rebellious Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope. Spock/Kirk slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
In the Name of Education by slantedwonders reviews
Over the years Jim Kirk has had many encounters with teachers. Some good, some bad, some he'll never live down and others he'll never talk about. 5 plus 1 fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/16/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Arthur and the Frog by calciseptine reviews
Francis/Arthur. Arthur kisses a frog who, most unfortunately, does not turn into Prince Charming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
5 Times John Watson Swore To God This Was The Last by Codalion reviews
Breaking up with Sherlock Holmes is a damnably difficult business. The Adventures of John Watson, his excellent intentions and his abysmal willpower.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/8/2010
He Called It Romance by erbby17 reviews
A single touch can drive a nation mad with pleasure, the exception of which being France, who long ago learned the art of keeping such insanity at bay. He called it romance. And it spread like the plague... FrUK smut! Yay!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Shadows and Chance by cable69 reviews
A San Francisco neurosurgeon sews up a Dalmatian's leg in a park, and what follows. McCoy/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
The Red Light District by B-Rated reviews
Mugen has found himself in debt to the owner of a brothel. Lucky for him a friend happens to be staying in the same town. How will Jin bail him out this time? Rated for... reasons. SLASH
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Mugen, Jin
Cherry Lips by BonneNuit reviews
AizenxIchigo yaoi AU Ichigo's friends make him cross dress for the sake of cheap booze. A Yakuza, Sousuke Aizen, sees Ichigo and thinks he is a woman. He asks him out on a date which Ichigo is forced to accept. No rape- consensual sex, cursing, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6282 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Pushing The Boundaries by tatterdemalion reviews
Sleeping was better than listening to Alfred. It was better than listening to Arthur. And it was better than glaring daggers at the nation sitting next to him. PWP; Sadiq/Heracles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Love by RyokoMaxwell reviews
Naruto uses a forbidden jutsu. Sasuke and he end up switching bodies with one another and now they just may reveal more to each other than they ever wanted to. Yaoi. SasuNaru. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,114 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
St The Guy by egochan reviews
Don't mind this. Just another IchiIshi. If fanfic teaches anything, it's that the instant these crazy kids get along, they are doomed to fall in love. This fic is exactly that in more words. Ishi uses Ichi to dodge a suitor. Romance ensues. Eventually.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Strange Relationship by lightpathetic reviews
Story 1: In chapter 30,Zero drinks Kaname's blood and halts his descent into madness, but it is not the end of the story. Zero still needs blood and Kaname is ... affected by his gift. How will they work it out? KanameXZero. No lemon. Sorry.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,207 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Icha Icha Onsen by ZipperRabbit reviews
Naruto and friends go to the hot springs, where hidden feelings begin to boil over! YaoiBoy's Love. SasuNaru and many other pairings. Because I'm a pairing fiend.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,386 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Secrets of the Night by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are forced to share tent by accident on a mission and things turn pretty intimate. How do Sasuke cope? And WHAT is Naruto doing! SasuxNaru, NejixGaara and hints of ShikaxTemari in later chaps. YAOI, SEVERE LIMENESS! Dont like, dont read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,719 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Wear You Down by boldly reviews
Kyouya was never one to be easily influenced by Tamaki's good looks. His narcissism only made tolerance that much more difficult. Why then, was he suddenly so attractive? Rated M for yaoi and language. You have been warned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Submission by Reaperface reviews
AizenGrimmjow oneshot drabble, written for a friend. Aizen is of the opinion that Grimmjow Jeagerjaques needs reminding of the meaning of 'submission'...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen - Complete
Beg Me For It by Rangiku.Charlize reviews
Renji wants Ichigo to take a break...and beg...[RenxIchi] Yaoi, PWP, one shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by Sauvignon reviews
[oneshot] slash. who says secrets don't make friends? [ichiishi]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
A Sardonic Liaison by Away From Sanity reviews
30 drabbles for the sarcastic relationship of Grimmjow x Ichigo. [yaoi, ranging from PG to NC17, PWP, TWT, AUish, cursing]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Frozen Strawberries by jacob reviews
Frozen strawberries are best served with a few ice crystals still remaining. If thawed completely they will become mushy. Clearly it was Kurosaki's fault, although he wouldn't be surprised if Matsumoto had planned the entire affair. [HitsuIchi SLASH]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
You, You, You by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sequel to the crackarific fic Admitting Defeat. Sam finds out more than he wants to know about his car's past, and it takes an interesting turn... Past Bee/Ironhide, totally Bee/Sam with only one quick passing mention of Mikaela.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Undeniable by Vestibulocochlear reviews
Esther suffers insomnia on the trip away from her only home, but finds comfort in her foolish guardians. Manga. TresEstherAbel.
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Get a Room, part 3 by Lex reviews
HouseChase turbulence
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2007 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Give and Take by jacob reviews
Because Dash isn't entirely comfortable with having a boyfriend, and because while Sex pollen trancends fandom boundaries, the after effects aren't frequently explored [Slash]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Wherein Foreman and Chase Have Sex by ppieaui reviews
House finds Foreman and Chase in an awkward position. Just a short drabble type deal for a friend. Unbeta'ed ForemanChase, hints of ForemanChaseHouse and that is SLASH, and it is pretty graphic at that!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2006 - E. Foreman, R. Chase - Complete
Of All the Things to Turn You On by Sauvignon reviews
[oneshot] slash. gayness galore. Ichigo can't even go shopping anymore without getting aroused.[ichiishi]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Stake Out by kakashidiot reviews
Hugue is on a stake out with Tres and Abel. Hilarity ensues. Hugue learns a lesson of love. RandR!
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 7,010 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Constellations by mssparrington reviews
COMPLETE Slashy! Sweet! Seductive! Sparrington! Jack's POV. Jack gets caught in Port Royal in more ways than one by a tipsy and rather lonely commodore. Return reviews when possible.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
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Holly Jolly reviews
"Cas," Sam says, looking horror-struck. "You can't be alone on Christmas." [Alternate Universe - Canon, Stanford Era, Pining, Christmas, Bobby's House, Traditions Food, Families of Choice, Brothers Being Brothers Being Brothers, Tiny Bit of Action/Adventure, tiny bit of gore, Much More Holiday Schmoop, Sleepy Kisses, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sastiel Big Bang 2013]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Sam W., Castiel] [Dean W., Gabriel] - Complete
Learned Behavior reviews
Wherein Dean and Castiel both learn new things. [Gift for sherry doll, for the prompt "pet shop". Originally posted on spnspringfling!]
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
The Lights are Turned Way Down Low reviews
For the Secret Lovers Exchange and baredwolf. Far below their usual levels of deductive reasoning, it takes until Christmas Eve for Team Free Will to solve the case of the mysteriously mutual sex dreams. [Christmas, Dubious Consent, Gratuitous Smut, Gay Panic (sort of), Crack, Angst, Hugs Fix Everything, Freudian Use of Christmas Cookies, Nebulous Early Season Nine]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Dean W., Sam W., Castiel] - Complete
Passing in the Night reviews
For spnreversebang and eaksoy/mycolour's beautiful art piece. "Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Gravitation reviews
"Do you have any plans for tomorrow?" Sam asks, and Castiel gives him a puzzled frown. "For Thanksgiving," he elaborates. / Castiel tilts his head. "Giving thanks for what?" [Alternate Universe - Canon, Stanford Era, Thanksgiving, Cooking in a Tiny Tiny Apartment]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Sam W., Castiel] Dean W. - Complete
But the Fire is So Delightful reviews
For spn-j2-xmas and comedicdrama. Apparently, it's been snowing all day. [Alternate Universe - College/University, First Time, Technical virginity, New Year's Eve, Dorms Masquerading as Canadian Shacks, Dean is a Douchebag Fratboy with a Cherry Ass, Castiel is Angry and Aroused, Mildly Dubious Consent]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) reviews
Dean's done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likable despite that, and Dean figures they'll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Two months later, he's still married. (for the Dean/Cas Bigbang on LJ)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,377 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cherry reviews
Sam is gingerly holding up her harness by one strap, the biggest dildo attachment she owns still jutting out from the base, fat and flared. Her boyfriend's face is caught somewhere between "Flee!" and fearful curiosity, and Jess can't help it, she laughs. "See something you like?" she purrs. (PWP, Smutlet, Fingerfucking, Pegging, Cunnilingus, Sex Toys, Allusions to Future Rimming)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
(Take It to the Back Seat) Run It Like a Track Meet reviews
Wherein Derek tries and fails to be not actually dating a sixteen-year-old, and Stiles makes it to third base. (Alternate Universe - Comic Book Shop, Dorks in Lust, Awkward Romance, Awkward Sexual Situations, General Awkwardness, shy!Derek, Failwolf, Smut, PWP; Sequel to 'Ice Cream is Overrated')
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
It's Always Sunny at Area 51
Dean dreams he's in the cockpit of something dark and swift, skimming across the surface of the world like a skipped stone. (Alternate Universe - Military, Gratuitous Military Jargon, Involuntary Imprisonment (and Jailbreak), Aliens)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Benny - Complete
sky's bright aether reviews
"Damn and blast," Dean says, looking down at the shell peaking out through cushioning straw. It gleams in the flickering light; an oily, almost iridescent sheen, like a black pearl. (Alternate Universe - War of 1812 Dragons, Captain Dean Winchester, Castiel the Egg, First Mate Benny, Ye Olde Salty Pirate Talk, Boats and Ships, Book Fusion - Temeraire by Naomi Novik)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Oddest Things
Helen Forrest drifts softly out of the CD player on the windowsill, murmuring, "In a dream the strangest and the oddest things appear… and what insane and silly things we do—" (Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, He Broke the Old One, So We All Chipped in and Got Him a New One, He(ll)(aven) is a Place on Earth)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer
Dear John reviews
"I've got three years of danger pay, I'm fucking sick of those barrack bunks and Sam won't let me space-freight his kids a pony," Dean says. "Fuck yes, I'm staying at the Ritz-Carlton. And so are you."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Dean W., Benny - Complete
A Clockwork Metaphor reviews
"The ones without vessels, and without their grace— there's no more mold, you understand. They don't have anything to keep them quite so cookie-cutter rigid. Your brother's out looking for concussed little cherubs in two-piece suits, but he's not going to find them." "What will he find?" Sam asks, warily."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Like Some Thoughts Wearing Thin reviews
Five times Castiel showed up when it wasn't an emergency, and one time it really, really was.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Castiel
Blood and Fire reviews
Dean has ninety-nine problems, but two are about to resolve themselves in the most incendiary way possible.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Ice Cream is Overrated reviews
Stiles is hopelessly competitive. Derek is just hopeless. (Alternate Universe - Comic Book Shop, Awkwardness, Shy!Derek, Eighties Arcade Games, Dorks in Lust)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Persistence is a Virtue reviews
Despite Bones, Klingons and his own self-sabotaging cleverness, Jim Kirk manages to have a happy Valentine's Day. (Humor, Crack, Romance (I'd put it at a 40%-50%-10% spread))
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Far and Away reviews
Ironically, Stiles misses apocalypse because he has the flu. (Alternate Universe - Apocalypse, Plague, Presumed Dead, Feral Behavior, Psychosis, Gore, Dark Humor)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
Anything for Love reviews
Wherein Dean has a little surprise for Cas. (Less than 1k, exercises in domestic!destiel, pink panty alert, happy valentine's day)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Quotidian reviews
quo·tid·i·an - /kwōˈtidēən/ - Adjective - Of or occurring every day; or everyday, esp. when mundane. (Alternate Universe, Slice of Life, Office Politics, Lunchroom Gossip, Established Relationship, Phone Sex, Dirty Talk)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
The Redeye Blues reviews
Imagine a member of your polyship going off into the army or a long volunteer program, and when they get home the other partners are all holding welcome home signs and bouquets of roses for them, ready to wrap them up in all of their arms the moment they get through the gate. (Team Free Love, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Reunions, Schmoop, Fluff)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Carrier reviews
Wherein Castiel broaches a delicate subject and Dean reacts unfavorably. (Crack, Aliens, Alien Sex, Discussions of Mpreg, Unexplored Backstory)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
and if I was looking too? reviews
There are some things Castiel hasn't told Dean, and there are some things he doesn't need to. (Alternate Universe - Federal Agents, Magical Realism, Dean is a G-Man, Castiel is a Mole, Sam Doesn't Know What's Happening, But He Does Know It's Way Too Early For This Shit, Victor is Unamused, The Angels are Birds, The Big Reveal)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Pretty Paper, Pretty Ribbon reviews
Five times Jim found his Christmas present (and the one time he was allowed to open it). Alternatively, five times McCoy failed to hide Jim's Christmas present (and the one time he succeeded).
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Old Hall Wreathed reviews
(At least) five times Spock was caught under the mistletoe, and once it was with the person he wanted. For ksadvent 2012.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Men Have Made Them reviews
While it's true the man has gotten progressively weirder as time goes on (showing up at Sam's work, in the park where he runs and whenever he tries to do touristy things, for instance), right up until this moment Sam had thought he was dealing with a pushy, slightly sociopathic neighbor, not that he'd done something to warrant the personal attention of /Satan/.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
Teen Wolf Holiday Exchange Fics reviews
The three fills/fics I wrote for TWHE 2012 (which I also moderated, go me!)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
By Any Other Name reviews
Sometimes Stiles gets ideas. This particular idea involves Derek, a puppy, and a lot of dumb dog jokes. Should he really be surprised that it blows up in his face? For tw holidays on lj. (Fluff, Humor, (very brief and swiftly over) Angst, (quite literal) Puppy Love)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Holiday Parties reviews
Wherein Q misuses agency personnel and 007 comes bearing gifts. (PG-13 - 00Q - 2k, humor, holiday parties, office politics, gadgets, some below the belt molestation)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Q 1, James Bond/007
As You Will reviews
"No?" Castiel echoes, dumbly. (Additional tags/warnings: Alternate Universe - Victorian, Marriage Proposal, Misunderstanding,s Fluff and Angst)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Lean and Hungry Look reviews
The woods aren't the only place you find wolves. (Warnings/Tags: Little Red has a Baseball Bat, Creepy Uncle Peter is Creepy, (Hints of) Cannibalism, Ficlet (0-1.5k))
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Peter H., Stiles - Complete
Like Water, Like Rain reviews
"So here's the thing I don't get," Jimmy says, absently trailing their fingers along the inside of their thigh. Teasing. "You know how to do this." - (Masterbation (Kind Of?), Vessel Feels, Mirrors, Smutlet, PWP)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Jimmy N., Castiel - Complete
College Parties are Overrated
For sassyhalloween2012 - last-minute entry! Underage Halloween shenanigans, basically. What Dean doesn't know can't hurt him, right? (Warnings/Tags: Underage (Both Characters), Alcohol Use by Minors, Puppy Love, Someone Gets a Cluebat)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Domesticated reviews
Castiel, stranded on earth with most of his garrison, works at a wildlife sanctuary. Dean just happens to be wildlife in need of sanctuary. (Tags: deancasminibang, Fractured Fairy Tale, Animal Transformation, Romance, Humor, Dreamwalking, I Swear to God I Did Not Mean to Make a Beauty and the Beast Knock-Off, ... Does this Make Meg Gaston?)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ask me not, Sweet, I am unkind reviews
Wherein Peter is quite pleased with himself, Laura and Derek are innocent (horrified) bystanders, and Stiles is missing some clothes.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Stiles, Peter H. - Complete
Practical Applications of Winchester Logic reviews
A huge half-cooked glob of batter hits the wall, and slides sadly and slimily down the plaster. Castiel watches it go, forehead wrinkled in confusion. "… it wasn't supposed to do that."
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Happy Endings reviews
The collected and refined bits, plus porn, of a ridiculous phone!fic I half-wrote for a friend a few nights ago: "Stiles is a masseur, and very good at what he does. Derek was not expecting this."
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Toil and Trouble reviews
"You told me Halloween was about candy and playing tricks on people," Castiel accuses. "You said children dress up and people carve pumpkins to scare away the goblins. You said nothing about gratuitous nudity, or spin the bottle, or 'jello shots'—"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
On Photobooths and Fall Weather reviews
"This is a stupid idea," Derek says. He's giving the photo booth camera a baleful, baffled glower, the kind he usually reserves for leafy vegetables and girltalk. On the screen, his face is surrounded by pastel cartoon flowers.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Lovestruck reviews
Three times Derek was gobsmacked, and one time it just sort of dawned on him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
There Will Come a Reckoning reviews
Sam makes a deal with the devil. Featuring extremely dubious consent, crossdressing, ye olde sex shows, the devil being the complete opposite of a gentleman, and vessels as angel catnip.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Pictsie Dust reviews
For the Great Blind Sassy Exchange. Prompt: "Cas gets hit with the supernatural equivalent of taking ecstasy, and Sam has to keep him contained and all in one piece while Dean hunts down the antidote. Cas can't help but want to touch everything, including but not limited to Sam's shiny, shiny hair." PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Puppy Piles reviews
Jackson's paranoia over gaps in his memory is perfectly justifiable, he thinks, by the several weeks he doesn't remember spent as a murderous scaly revenge monster. Asking what the fuck Boyd is talking about is not breaking 'bro-code'.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Jackson W. - Complete
Stars and Burning Skies reviews
For dc summerlovin' 2012. Prompt: " Whisper of the Heart/High School AU With graduation looming closer, Dean still has no idea what he wants to do. Castiel, his best friend, is getting ready to leave and doesn't know when he'll come back."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Find Me reviews
Prompt: "All the love for whoever writes me hurt!stiles after he is kidnapped by the argents and tortured for info and then rescued by the pack, and Derek, who takes care of him in the aftermath."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Comfortable reviews
Prompt from orbiting saturn: "Crazy!Cas doesn't need to sleep, but he likes to. He also likes to use Sam as his bed." Mild spoilers for 7x22 and 7x23.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Words Like Sparks reviews
Wherein Stiles writes songs, Derek sings them and there may or may not be hot backstage sex. Gift!fic for Saucery.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Alouette reviews
Trickster!Cas. "The wicked must be punished for their sins, and if Castiel delights in being the instrument of their downfall— well, is it not written in Ecclesiastes that one should enjoy his work, for it is his lot?"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
But In Your Dreams, Whatever They Be reviews
Five times people passed out on Dean, and one time he returned the favor.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Under the Dark reviews
Spock might be Riverside's first ever vampire, but forgive Deputy Kirk for not being overly enthusiastic about it. ST:2009 True Blood mashup.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,907 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Maenads Sang reviews
23rd-Century Lawyers AU, sequel to "Oh, the Weather Outside is Frightful". For ksvalentine 2012. Prompt: "Seven minutes in heaven". Also has pheromones, Orions being Orions, and airships.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Ham, or, The Dog that Almost Ate the Enterprise reviews
For space wrapped 2011. Prompt 57: "It's not like life on the Enterprise is ever calm, so of course Jim's Christmas present tries to eat them all."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Oh, the Weather Outside is Frightful reviews
23rd century AU, mock-ksadvent 2011 fic. While driving back from a conference on Christmas Eve, interplanetary law firm associates Kirk and Spock are forced off the road by a blizzard. Or, the 2/3 plot abandoned for 1/3 porn Christmas story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Le pas de deux reviews
For ksadvent 2011. For the prompt, "Ballet AU: It's Nutcracker time for The Federation's "Enterprise Ballet Company". Young, bold, and rakish Jim Kirk is brought in to ramp up the Company's end of year performances."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Doctor Feelgood reviews
Request!fic for sandpipers. Wherein the Mexican mob is comprised entirely of nephews and Charles is just making the best of a bad situation.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Try the Kiwi Thingie reviews
Request!fic, Bones/Sulu. Wherein Jim owns a bistro, Gaila is a flaky bimbo, and Sulu feels sorry for the poor dateless guy at table sixteen.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu - Complete
From Ghoulies and Ghosties reviews
The nations celebrate Halloween in their own… special ways. Featuring 'Denmark and Prussia Go to Whi- no, the Liquor Store', LindaBlair!Iceland, DrunkZombie!Belarus, Turkey-nomming Greek cats, and much, much more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Masquerade reviews
While the rest of the crew is enjoying their shore leave on a planet gone mad with a wild global festival, Spock and Kirk find themselves unwitting opponents in a strange game of hunter versus hunted.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
You Eighteen Yet? reviews
Five times Bones asked the kid how old he was, and the one time he didn't have to. Cute and/or sexy times with the good doctor and his bit of Russian jailbait. Will contain mentions of other parings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Incubus Dreams reviews
Like many a sorcerer's apprentice, Alfred is convinced that Wizard Kirkland is the single biggest wet blanket in the history of the world. Bored out of his mind, he decides to steal a spell and summon up a little... diversion. Things do not go as planned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - America, Russia
A Christmas Story reviews
Request!Fic. Prompt: Denmark/Norway, happy fun friend time, may be holiday-themed, possible inclusion of other Scandinavians, and there must be a glimpse, however brief, of Norway's cute side! For Steshulitchka.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Ottoman Nights reviews
Sadiq rues the day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Turnabout: Inversione, Inversión reviews
Reason number two why one should never let Francis anywhere near one's impressionable significant other, although in this case it might be summed up differently: do not take any advice, period, from pervy, beardy Frenchmen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Turnabout: Inversione, Umkehrung reviews
The first in a three part series with different pairings, with the subtitle: reasons one why one should never let Francis anywhere near one's impressionable significant other…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Dom USSR reviews
When he's feeling particularly like self-flagellation, Ivan sometimes visits the house he built for them all. He hadn't thought they'd do the same. Russia/Estonia... I know, right? May continue, and on that note, T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Russia, Estonia
Drabbles in Russian History reviews
Various points and problems in Ivan's complex, bloody, and often hilarious history. ALL CHAPTERS WILL BE VERY SHORT. T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Russia
Youth in Rebellion reviews
AU. Young Arthur Kirkland is being rebellious. He's sick of rules, tired of being good, and just wants to change himself for the dirtier. So why isn't anyone but this beardy French frog taking him seriously...! ? M in future. Read Disclaimer!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - England/Britain, France
Folklore reviews
Looking to escape boredom, the nations begin to tell fairy and folk tales from their native lands... rated T for violence, sexual situations, and explicit language---in fairy tales! First up, Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/14/2009 - N. Italy, France