Poll: Is Avatar: The Last Airbender or Naruto more popular? Which do you like best? Vote Now!
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Mooney here, comin attcha. Info about me:
Age: As old as my tongue and just a bit older than my teeth, which is to say I don't wanna tell you.
Watches: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji), Bleach, Soul Eater, but don't tell me about new ones because I don't want to know!
Quotes: (New quote recently added. Read it. It's funny. It's a the bottom.)
Names changed for the sake of privacy.
"You know how I feel,
you know what I'll say,
a person's a person,
no matter how gay." -My mom Go Mom!
"I have to give one to my suicidal friend first." -A kid named Nick
"Oh, you look so cute in those glasses! And now when I pinch your cheeks like this, you look like a frog!" -Me
"A little emo dude with a great voice, what's not to love?" -My Friend Emily
"Go, sixth-graders! Run off into the sunset in the pursuit of knowledge!" -Me
"My job is to scare sixth-graders." -Me
My teacher: "Imagine what it would be like to have a song in your head for everything that happens."
Me: sings "You are the music in me!"
My teacher: "Well, obviously Maggie has one!"
-English class, reading The Pearl
"Don't lie to me, I know you're Emma-chan-sensei!" -Emily
"The perfect thing for the springtime of youth!" -My dad. Note to self: Never go shopping with him again.
"I wonder if to God, we're like a big Sims 2 game." -Me
"If you die, I'll kill you!" -Me
"If I die, I'll never talk to you again!" -Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess
"Everyone needs a cookie once in a while!" -Me
"So we were being annoying in the frond of the van. Sasuke does Goyukakyu no jutsu on us. We say 'Sensei, he's flaming the car!' Sakura says 'No, he's just flaming." -My Friend Cari
"Mary Poppins No Jutsu!" -Me
In Candy Store: "There running around like, well, kids in a candy store!" -Mom
"Cellphones give birth to Bluetooth units." -Me
"Don't make me use my English auuuccent on you." -Me
"You have awakened my inner squirrel! Beware!" -My buddy Ella
"With the most possible respect, captain, shut your howling yapper." -Treasure Planet
"Kakashi-sensei turned around and pooped. Then he walked backwards. A naughty love story unfolds." -Averill
"Hey Mom, hey Mom! Look what I found in the large intestine of a frog!" -Me (The Science Geek) (It was a beetle's head.)
"Or I will kill you. By tapping you. Repeatedly. On the head. With a Spoon. Death by spoon!" -Addy
"I will shove the cherry up your nose where it will lodge in your brain and cause… Dyslexia! But that won't kill you because you will already have a cauliflower in your throat… That is terminal!" -Addy
"Homophobia is gay!" -Saeka from fluffystwin's fanfic 'There's Always a Rainbow Lining' (You should read it. It rox my sox.)
"I must warn you, I have a black belt in falling down!" -My friend's dad. He has a black belt in Aikido, which is basically the art of falling down.
"How's my arch enemy doing?" -My arch enemy Adam
"I look at his cute little face and it makes me not kill people!" A friend about her little dog.
"The band decided that we need a new drummer and I would be the one to tell you because I am a sociopath and I don't care." -A band person from my friends band
"There are flies mating on your leg."
"Give me Fritos or give me death!" -Aaron from my social studies class. We were discussing Patrick Henry, and he said this is a very dramatic way. Well, I do go to a performing arts school!
"Hot peeplez unite!" -Emily
"I have a sword, but it's duller than a butter knife, heavier than a small elephant, and rather ineffective." -Kira
"Only in anime can an autistic, albino girl like Rei Ayanami become a sex symbol." -Found it on the internet, said by some unknown person named Joeshie. Thank you Joeshie!
"Today some girl saw my 'please don't tell my dad what yaoi is' pin and asked what yaoi was. I told her that it was a type of cabbage, distantly related to yuri, an herb." -My friend Addy
"A land in turmoil cried out for a hero… But what they got was a sexy mama!" -Me, talking about Xena warrior princess