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Joined 07-15-07, id: 1326424, Profile Updated: 05-24-08
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Hello my name is Dallis and i love reading, if you couldn't tell, lol, anyways i found out about Twilight from a friend who was reading New Moon so i thought id read it and find out if it was any good so i went to the book store like fifty time and still couldn't find it finally i found it and i loved it!! so that's how i became a Twilight fan lol you probably don't care but oh well.

The Funniest conversation at least to me:

Mom: Your dads from the dark ages. I'm from the Renascence.

Me: Dad's younger than you though.

Dad: I went antiquing and I found your mom.

Just so you know my dad was only joking my mom laughed shes only a year older than him.

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Assassins: The Game of Love by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
At the stroke of midnight our favorite Twilight characters lives will be forever altered- by a game nonetheless. What happens when Bella, Edward and the rest sign up for a cross campus game of Assassins? Read to find out! Full summary inside! ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,111 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 5,437 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
I've Lost Control by random-becca reviews
Sequel to Alice's new friend. The group of friends are now in high school, but it's summertime. With new secrets to find, couples that look like they're in love, and a vacation to go visit Bella's mom in Florida, who knnows what could happen. more insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Living in Maine by Topaz Rose Petals reviews
Edward never came back, Jake and Bella hooked up, and Bella graduated. But now she has to go away to college...in Maine. What if, after a few years, the Cullens come and see that she has a baby? Please review but please no flames. rated T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
A Change in the Tide of Fate by EdwardlovesChristyalways reviews
Edward is the Prince of Meyerland. Bella just moved into the country and is trying to find a living and ends up working in the palace. She finally encounters Edward as he saves her one night. A fairytale. But original. BXE LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by ebtwisty9 reviews
It's Sleeping Beauty all over again, but the third faerie gave her gift before the evil one came. Bella is destined to die at age 16. Could Edward save her in time? ExB story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
My Love by Totally3rdGrade reviews
Bella and Edward have three children. Their daughter Evelyn has a dark outlook her life, This is a story on how love can change how a person sees the world--- Before Breaking Dawn, obviously. Beware of awful spelling mistakes! I was young and stupid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 72,097 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
A Star Waiting to be Caught reviews
Bella and Edward both live in 1813 England. There is only one problem. Bella's a lite skirt. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007