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This is what is obviously my profile here and i would like to just take this time to get to tell you guys who care enough to read my profile about myself.
Name: You guys can just call me STTF
I'm starting a new list, and that list is Cute guys in skirts:
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
If you think everyone's out of their minds, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. (i really don't get why people do that, i;m sane...i be perfectly sane, not xD)
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been to hell, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, orange sheep of the flock
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have tried to lick your elbow and failed, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile. hehee
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile (I've done both, yay for moronicity)
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (we make up different nicknames on a weekly bases...depends on who does something that week...i've been called clapper because i was clapping sarcastically and fell over while doing it...)
If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile. (always funny to watch me make a fool out of myself xD)
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, RuneWitchSakura,FamilyRose, Failing to Fall Out of Love, Sammy_Eagle, SetTheTruthFree
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Boys...makes us girls go insane)
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile. (hehe)
If you ever have succumbed to above urge, copy this into your profile. (She claims she still has the bruise...)
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. (raises the 'unique' flag yay)
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit during school, while the rest of the class was completely silent and giving you the 'what's her deal?' look, copy this into your profile. (I accidently threw a crayon at the teacher and couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes...ahh good times)
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who has died of cancer.
If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile. I LOVE YOU REMUS!!
I think that falling in love with non-existent people like characters in books or movies is perfectly normal. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile.
If you think that they chose great people to play Remus and Sirius in third movies paste this in your profile.
Yay Random Quotes -.-
'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.'
'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.'
'Cute but evil. Things even out.'
'You're ugly, and that's sad.'
'Roses are red,
'I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.'
'I know how you feel. I just don't care.'
'Plotting revenge is fun.'
'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.'
'Hating you makes me feel warm inside.'
'It's okay if you want to drop dead.'
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
I hear your silence loud and clear
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
How can i miss you if you never left?
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
Lifes Tough, get a helmet
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?
Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
The cops never find it as funny as you do
"No, I won't go to hell! I've got a restraining order" - Unknown
"You know you’re a nerd when you start to text on your calculator"- Unknown
"A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn-bearing assault weapon"- the assignment notebook!
"Piñatas promote violence against flamboyant animals" – Unknown
I'd just like to also say Thanks for the people who have so far read my story and reviewed it. That was nice of you. and please Read my Stories, even if you don't think you'll like it, at least read the first chapter and review it. I'm still learning and i need all the helps i can get...
and with that said, i would like to say, Sirius is mine and always will be no matter what Remus Lupin says. I'd trade all of my chocolate away for Sirius (and that means a lot considering i'm more of a chocohalic than Remus himself is)
Until Next Time
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