Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.
Curse and Hex
We are two people, friends, and comrades in evil. We've known each other for a lifetime, so... We can read each others minds. Really... o-o
(hex speaking) - Curse has decided to give up on ffn so she left. Umm, Yeah.)
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:That's all folks!:
First something VERY FUNNY that curse just said " is about as straight as a screw"
(what the FUCK!!!???)
(Hex- Yeah but you weren't talking about a person, remember? Ithink you were talking about the bookcase in your room...)
(Curse: I was...Then my bookcase is bi. And the books on it. HA!)
(Hex: So you said your bookcase is a bi, right? So what about your bed? is it gay? Ha! You sleep on a gay bed HA HA HA!!!)
Scenes From Scene It
Okay, this is Hex speaking.
The other day Curse and I were at her house, right?
So we decided to play Harry Potter Scene It.
Ya, know the part where it spins and blurs the peoples faces and you have to try to guess the character?
This is what we so stupidly did.
(NOT on purpose)
Curse : leans closer to screen and squints "I think it's Ginny"
Hex : leans closer to screen "I think it's Ginny too."
screen stops swirling
Both (at the same time) : "OH MY GOD !!! ITS FILCH!!!
Ummm... Hello! (more like Hell-o actually...) I am Hex… here is some stuff about me…
Real name : unimportant so I’ll skip that … …
Age : 14 soon to be 15
Gender : girl
Q - Why the fuck do I have to write this crappy shit anyway???
Hair color : brown/blonde
Eyes color : blue-greenish
16 things that I like.
the INTERNET M rated ffs (don’t know why, just do)
dodgeball grins evily at brother
music by Nickelback, Lil mama, Avril L., Three Days Grace, the song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance
freaking out my friends by scaring them to death
being a slob in my room
messing people up
being home alone , while on the internet!! Hahahaha!!!
eating weird stuff, like … … … oh like that one time I ate a fly (as in the bug), and eating raw onions, grapes, and mushrooms in the same bite (awesome).
correcting my friends and brother just to piss them off…
making weird videos
hanging out with my friends
putting half a bottle of yellow mustard on a spoon and eating it by itself( ‘cause I don’t want eat the spoon ,duh curse!!!)
Being annoying ‘cause it’s really fun and ,like, I’m probably really, really, really annoying whoever (THIS MEANS YOU) is reading this list right now. And you know that I’m annoying you because I’m annoying you because I’m annoying so just say it out loud and admit it because you know that I am so annoying so there HA! sticks out tongue
Going to try and shorten this one
10 things that I hate (a lot)
MY BROTHER ( he’s 7)
brussel sprouts and liver (bleagh!!!)
cleaning my house
being yelled at ( ‘cause afterwards I’m KIND of likely to cuss the person out in my head)
if the stupid TV people are supposed to play an hour of an anime show and they don’t tell you the day before that they aren’t going to play it
( actually I’d probably hate them anyway braces and herpst appliances (owchie)
When the computer doesn’t save what I’ve been working on in the right spot and I can’t ever find it again..
The song Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical romance, I just hate that song even though I don’t know why…
So sorry if some of the things that I type don’t have a lot of that. I’ll try my best… Okay??? Well… maybe not my BEST….
Fave. Animes & Characters
Naruto (it ROCKS)
- Sasuke ,
Inuyasha (2nd best but still AWESOME) –
Miroku (Did I even spell that right? Tell me if I spelled it wrong. PLEASE???)
Fruits Basket (never seen it ??? Go to vidilife.com and look up fruits basket episode)
Full Metal Alchemist (haven’t seen a whole lot but I still like it in it’s supreme weirdness)
Bleach (SOUL REAPERS ARE SSSSOOO COOL!!!)
Naruto - SasuSaku, GaaHina, KakaSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, ShikaIno, NaruSasu, (adding more on later)
Inuyasha - InuyashaxKagome, MirokuxSango, KogaxKagome, (repeat above)
Fruits Basket - YukixTohru, (repeat (again…))
Nothing yet for the others… … …
Warriors – Erin Hunter
Redwall series & Castaways of the Flying Dutchman– Brian Jacques
HARRY POTTER – J.K. Rowling
Twilight, New Moon , And Eclipse - Stephanie Meyer
Pairings for #3
HarrryxSnape ( Read the story a little bit catty it’s awesome!!!)
Nothing else right now…
My Quotes : Things That I’ve Actually Said
FUCK THIS STUPID SHITYY GAY DAMNED SHIFT BUTTON!!!
DIE!!! ( unless I don’t hate you )
Other Crap Off Of Other Profiles And Stuff That Is Not Mine
My friend (a guy from my school ) – “hey no brains, no head ache!”
Another friend’s relative – “Of COURSE I’ll wake you up!!! Do you prefer warm or cold water?” (dumped on your head)
off of a forum on this website -
Well, my first impression of you was, "I hate you."
Then I thought, "I hate you"
Then, after much consideration, I had to say that, "I hate you"
And now, "I hate you."
So, in conclusion...
I hate you.
I plan to do at least 1 continuing story with at least 25 chaps. For each of my fave. pairings.
READ THIS OR DIE!!!
The chapters in my stories will be short ‘cause I can’t get on the internet a lot. (At my house)
If I don’t update on at least 1 story within 2 weeks then I died or got grounded from the internet…! I also am working on a cat ff story ( not to be on ffn ) so I might get caught up in that some time and not update for a week. I’ll try to update as often as I can though… SHUT … UP … CURSE!!!
(Curse: YOU SHUT UP!)
(Hex - NO YOU SHUT UP!!)
(Curse: Why are you mad at me? hugs Your not mad!)
(Hex- shut the hell up!!!)
I will take requests and suggestions but leave them in a review or something okay?? I’ll try to get the personal messaging thingy back on…
Oh yeah, if I ever post something and you think that it’s really stupid TELL ME FOR GOD’S SAKE I DON'T CARE IF I GET FLAMES AND ALL THAT SHIT!!! (plus it gives me an excuse to cuss you out) ha ha ha ha
And Now the Famous Copy and Paste thingys! From OTHER Places!
You know its 2007 when:
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!"
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Mikomi no Tsuioku(Cassy-chan), lostmoonchild, kittymama12, kawaiiblossom94,CurseAndHex,
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
here is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, Queen of Pascalities,CurseandHex
Reminders from me to myself
1. find and read The prank War (what ever that is anyway i heard it's really good)
1. look up al the other fanfictions that i have written down on apiece of paper and find them to update fwhich i despertly need to do!!
Stories in progress, soon to be posted by Hex
1. one sided itaSaku oneshot
2. sasusaku(long) story that will be full of pranks and such. curse knows what i'm talking about, she helped with the abnormally long pranks list...
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