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Author has written 2 stories for Eyeshield 21, and Death Note.
So you bothered to read this ne? Good. That gives me the chance to waste your time!
Name: I have a lot, wich one would you like?
Last name: Why would you want to know that? If you're English, you can't pronounce it anyway.
Age: Ask me, a few thousend years old. Ask anyone else, 18
Gender: Female. Can't really make much of it, so I'll just tell you.
Looks: The stereotype pretty girl; long blond hair, blue eyes, perfect skin, and always looking like a fotomodel. Can imagine her? Yes? Well, I don't look anything like that. I've got brown hair, brown eyes, my skin is miles from perfect and I can't remember the last time I looked good on a picture. My nose is slightly darker than Snape's, but overall the same, and my hair doesn't have a style what so ever.
Things I like: Getting funny looks from normal people, writing, torturing people I don't like, making people scream and run away from me, my friends (Yes, I have friends. They like all these thing to. Believe it.), everyting that has something to do with fire, choclate, fantasie, my computer, a lot of anime's, and a bunch of other things. I'm a very liking person.
Things I dislike: People who think I'm normal, having a writersblock, (I have those a lot) losing my torture tools, fashion (I hate it. I really do.), people trying to hurt me or my friends (not like they survive, but still), people putting out a fire, food that isn't covered in chocolate, reality, having to turn of my computer, not being able to watch anime's, school, homework and a lot of other things. I'm a very disliking person to.
Dreams: Give me one good reason why I would tell you?
County: Holland. You know. Useless small country next to Germany... With the mills...
Curent Favorite quote: Death is for wusses. If you let yourself grow up and die, you're not trying hard enough.- my dear, insane friend SunJinjo
Favorite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, V for Vendetta, Thomas Crown affair, Catch Me If You Can, Dragonheart, and a whole lot of others.
Favorite Anime/Manga: I love Death Note, Code Geass, Kuroshitsuji, FMA, Chrno Crusade, Eyeshield 21, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and a bunch of others.
Favorite books: Everything Darren Shan ever wrote, Harry Poter, the Davinci code, Diskworld, the Hitchhickers Guide and a lot more.
Favorite music: I don't care. I like almost everyting. But I really love Paramore!
#4 Voldemort (or Tom)/Harry
#5 Ron/Hermoine (as a side couple only)
#1 My one and only love is Suzaku/Lelouch
40 Things about me!
1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
What is your favorite possession?
My computer and my ego.
3. Do you own a gun?
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
Let's just say I'm in the progress of getting him a cheap assasin for his birthday...
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
I have a lot. It's begining to look a lot like Fishmen, Carols of the old ones, Jingle Bombs and Christmas time in hell are my curant favs
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
9. Can you do a push up?
10. Is your bathroom clean?
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I hardly wear jewelry, but I suppose my rings.
12. Do you take painkillers?
Only when I'm in pain.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
15. What's your name?
Slash Superqueen, Slashfilled-mind, Satan, Salarah, and of course, there's my real name...
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
19. Current worry?
Losing my computer.
20. Current hate?
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
23. Where would you like to go?
25. What shirt are you wearing?
26. Favorite color(s)?
27. Are you Single?
28. Do you sing in the shower?
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
I fell of a boat and something sharp split the top of one of my toes. Auwie.
32. Who is your loudest friend?
33. Who is your most silent friend?
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
36. What is your favorite candy?
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Old and Wise, Moonlight Sonata and Haha you're death, just for shock effect.
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Here are a few (a lot!) things I just had to copy:
The Idiot's Guide to Flaming (Not mine, to brilliant for that)
Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.
Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:
1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.
2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)
3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!
4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)
5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!
6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.
There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.
I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
If you were crying, or at least near tears, put this poem in you profile, to show you care.
now for semoehtnig itnresitmg...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
Tell a man he has a hundred years to live and watch him waste it.
I am a homophobeophobe. If you agree with me in saying two men together is HOT, paste this into the siggy.
Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Why won’t he even try?
Why won’t he kiss the boy?
Sha la la la la la
Ain’t that sad?
It makes the fangirls mad
That he won’t kiss the boy -Maiden of the Moon
“Waving my white flags and whiskers on kittens
Eating good pasta and food that’s not Britain’s
Pretty young ladies that aren’t wearing rings
These are a few of my favorite things!
Cream colored pasta and drawing my doodles.
Pasta and pasta and PASTA with noodles!
Screaming “DON’T HURT ME!” and a few other things
These are a few of my favorite things!” -XbehindtheseaX
Death is for wusses. If you let yourself grow up and die, you're not trying hard enough- my dear, insane friend SunJinjo
Even the Devil was once an Angel
I didn't fail, I just found 10 000 ways it woudn't work... - Thomas Edison
The one who knows do not talk. The one who talks do not know.
God must love the poor, otherwise He wouldn't have created so much - Abraham Lincoln
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He's giving it... - Irish saying
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world...
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits - Albert Einstein
As finishing touch, God created the Dutch! - T-shirt
The rain was for people who wanted to cry and didn’t want anyone to notice. - Two Worlds, One Life & A Whole Lot o' People
Use what talent you possess; the woods would be very silent if no bird sang except those that sang best.
Mind like parachute - only function when open
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity – Edgar Allen Poe.
Ordinarily he is insane, but he has lucid moments when he is only stupid – Heinrich Heine.
Heaven won’t let me in and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Insanity isn't a mental illness-- it's an ancient skill I have spent my life mastering.
Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots follow them.
I'd be considered a loner if my friends didn't keep showing up at the table I'm sitting at.
I tried to sniff coke, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Our destinies are not carved in stone. And even so, stones can be shattered…
Why blame the dark for being dark? It is far more helpful to ask why the light isnt as bright as it could be. -Rob Bell
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music
Being a robot is great, but we don't have emotions and that makes me very sad
When Hiruma said 'jump', you said how high. When he said play football, you asked how many touchdowns he wanted you to score. And if he got mad, you didn't have to ask anything. You just had to duck, or be turned into Swiss cheese by a semi-automatic rifle. - from 'Attack of the Yaoi fangirls' by Werefox Alchemist
“Yes, what is it? I’m plotting.” -from 'Deliciously Evil' by Hecateslover
Mom, can I take you to my terapist 'cause he thinks I'm making you up. -Grace, from Will and Grace
It's time for a trip to the recycle bin! And then once you're in the recycle bin, I'm going to right click on it and select ''emty recycle bin'', because otherwise you would just be taking up unnecessary space. In other words, I'm going to kill you. - Kaiba in Yu-Gi-Oh abridged
“I’m smiling, dear ladies. And that alone should scare you” Snape said evilly -from '180 degrees' and i forgot who wrote it. But it wasn't me!
"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!" Terry Pratchett.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it- hypeRme
Eve: Are you like a crazy person? V: I'm quite sure they will say so. -V for Vendetta
Eve: Is everything a joke to you? Gordan: Only the things that matter. -V for Vendetta
Behind this mask is a idea. And ideas are bulletproof. -V for Vendetta
All you have is bullets, and the hope that when you're out of bullets I will be no longer standing because if I am, you will all be death before you can reload. -V for Vendetta
Remember, remember, the fifth of November. The gunpowder treason or plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. -V for Vendetta
When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew... or the more sensible thing to do would be squeeze them into people’s eyes... -DeathChicken1392
Math Teacher: "So you take the variable L and multiply it by the speed of light-"
"Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway." SuzukiRavenFire
"We could learn alot from a box of crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist nicely in the same box."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Rich Cook
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." Calvin & Hobbes, Bill Watterson
When I say: IMMEDIATELY, it means drop everything and stop for nothing...
If men had periods, they'd brag about their tampon size.
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
''Now, the past I've tried forgetting, And my foes I could forgive. Trouble is, I know it's petty, but I hate to let them live.'' whatever-her-name-is from the Lion King 2
"Hello, Twilight? Death Note called: They want their apples back."
"Sorry I'll try not to trust you next time!"
"We all go a little mad sometimes" - Norman Bates
"Dying is easy, it's comedy that's hard." - Slappy Squirril
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
"Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face"- eliertehelf
"i am implementing the 'screw you' plan"
We're living the dream, and dreaming of life
I'm not evil I'm...no wait, I AM evil...
Free insults, come get yours.
We're all just blind men arguing about invisible elephants.- BittersweetRowaan
I have hugged a metel heater and cactus before, neither were anywhere near attractive.- ThiefKingsSuccesor
Everything I learned about sex I learned from yaoi fanfiction...and the internet...stop looking at me like that.
Life's a bitch, but you can't fuck it, 'cause then you'll die
"When the world turns it's back on you, steel it's wallet!"
Remember, a jellyfish is just a pudding that can swim.- Mike and Thomas
I deserve to be treated like an arsehole because I am an arsehole. But I’m an arsehole with money so nobody cares. -Draco Malfoy (in Cruel and Unusual by MissingEden)
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity~jennabee25
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino, DaaNi-Chan, KoRny666, Slash Superqueen
If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile
If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever (In my case, dayly) had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If there are times (again, dayly) when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (Thank god for spell check..)
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. (I just realized the bunny ran away... Oh well)
If you think I rock, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever stared at a Juice container because it said 'Concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!)
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world(s), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world.
copy and paste this if you think the people who DON'T like those songs are weird(even though you are the weird one).
Weird is good and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.
If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you don't live in this universe, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you use the term "weird" when you can't think of anything else to call someone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.
If you think that if girls would rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you've been terrorized by a chicken, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that Sasuke is a self-absorbed asshole and needs to DIE, (or screw naruto and be a happy gay Uchiha) put this on your profile.
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
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