Hello, my name is Kathleen and this is a little bit about me. I am currently 24 and have a dog and two cats. I love to read, watch shows, and go to museums! I have some stories on here from when I was 12 and I haven't updated them since I was 13 so they will probably stay that way. Sometimes I think about updating them, but that will not be happening anytime soon with this bio update.

Well that's all I have to say.

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I SUPPORT THE KITTY

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

And join the dark side we have cookies.

My Favorite Quotes:

I'm slipping, I'm sliding, with the hedge I'm colliding.

One of us will fall. The rest will point and laugh.

I tripped over the dog, knocked my head against the wall, ricocheted across the room, banged into the couch, rolled off of the couch taking the blanket with me, hit the floor and continued rolling, and came to a halt with the blanket over my head...this happened in all of 20 seconds. Good morning to me.

When I was a little kid, my imaginary friend played with the kid across the street.

I'll believe Yu-Gi-Oh is dangerous when I see kung-fu fighting Telli-tubbies.

I am Ash Ketchup, from Mustard Town!

My personality is addictive. Don't believe me? That's your problem now.

Money isn't everything, and you'd better know it. Now video games, THAT'S an entirely different story...

When Temari gets mad, she whines to Kankuro. When Kankuro gets mad, he whines to Gaara. When Gaara gets mad, people DIE.

When in doubt, nuke it 'til it stops moving.

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.

Nobody can deny it: Sesshomaru is in fact the Lord of All Things Fluffy.

Since when is blood blue?

Selphie is wierd. Tifus is hyper. Wakka is retarded. Riku is cool. Kairi is funny. Sora...isn't.

"Why don't you just give up?!" "I never really learned how to!"

"Hey! Why don't you give us a handicap?!" "Is that another word for 'coffin'?"

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

Logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!!

There are no stupid questions; only stupid people.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I have gone out to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

I got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory.

I know you are, but what is he?!

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

The road to success is always under construction.

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Guy pulls into a handicapped spot, nothing's wrong with him! So I RAN HIS ASS OVER. I made an honest man out of him! Then his mom gets out and starts swinging her crutches at me! ...took her out with the door.

This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.

If it's a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two-cents in, what happens to the other penny?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

I have a dream where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

My friend: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." Me: "Y'know, there's a reason for that."

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't!

"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

My friend: That's all folks! Me: But you didn't say anything.

Restricted to unauthorized personnel.

Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.

Hello. May we pick your nose?

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Open seven days a week and weekends.

If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.

If you can read this, please pull me out of the snow.

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

Intruders will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.)

Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

No trespassing without permission.

7 days without pizza makes one Weak.

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily.

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

English well talking. Here speeching American.

Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.

BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.

Don't make me go medieval on you.

FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT!!

If assholes could fly, this would be an airport.

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged

My Friend: "Honk if I'm Jesus!" Me: "Quack." My friend: "You didn't honk." Me: "That's the idea, dumbass!"

Don't worry! This will only hurt a lot!

How may I ignore you today?

I haven't suffered any dain bramage.

I'll get as want as I drunk to be!

I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.

I missed you, but my aim is getting better.

"That was 2 1/2 hours of my life I won't be getting back." "Yeah, that was basically 2 1/2 hours of I COULD BE ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!"

Any problem on earth can be solved with careful application of explosives.

"That cat is a walking question mark." - Roxas, talking about the Cheshire Cat

Copy all of that into your profile if you thought it was funny.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Avalon Starr Lost Forever Without You

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

Never tried drugs, and I don't plan to.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

That's stupid and sad.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like being who I am.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

My friends and I had a slumber party and my friends mom came in a said to go to bed and we started laughing for no reason and the parents came down and they started laughing with us .

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Yes I have.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

They are funny.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

It bugs me.haha bugs me.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Yes, Slumber Party Girls.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I hope it is fun there.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Never saw it. And don't plan to.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

What can I say.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Can't beat them so just join them.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

You can't blame me I was bored.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

They are annoying just trying to ruin peoples lives.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling idiots waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

They will one day when you at least expect it.

Some Problems Caused by Twilight

Girlfriend and Boyfriend:

“I think we should see other people.”

“What! Why?”

“You aren’t… right for me.”

“It’s because I don’t sparkle, isn’t it?”

“I-no, no of course not.”

“It is! Look, I can buy some body glitter or something-”

“It’s not the sparkles!”

“Then what is it?”

“…You don’t have fur…”

I’d so get in that argument…

“Hey, sweetie, look what I decided to dress up as for Halloween!”

“What Da- OH MY GOD.”

“I know you’ve been reading those books so I thought…”

“DAD THIS IS WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS.”

“oh, you’re just saying that.”

“IS THAT BODY GLITTER??”

“Well yah, you see-”

“WHAT THE HELL?!”

“Oh, stop over-reacting.”

“Hey mom, is that your- WHAT THE-??”

Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight

How long did it take you to read them?

About..a day for each. Except Breaking Dawn. That took 3 days.

Who introduced you to the books?

My friend she was crazy, and my sister she had them first, I just didn't want to read them then.

How did you get them?

I bought my own! I only borrowed the others from my sister, because she had them all, but the first one.

Which are you waiting for, the movie are midnight sun?

Midnight Sun. I've already seen Twilight! It was AMAZING!

Favorites

Who is your favorite character?

Everybody except for...No. I love them all!

You can't make me CHOOSE!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper he is so sweet!! ;)

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth! I love Seth!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

When Bella comes to the Cullens after punching Jacob and, well:

Emmett: "Fall down again, Bella?"

Bella: "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

My favorite was when Edward and Bella see each other again and they don't want to leave each other.

:D

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob climbs into her sleeping bag in Eclipse and warms her up.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Of course, when Alice steals that Porsche so they could get to Edward, I had to laugh.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Edward & Seth destroying Victoria. She was fiery evil.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Eclipse, the ribbon symbolized the blood taken from the lives of all those people.

Oh in Twilight, if you remember where Edward bounced up the apple and it landed in his hands

that's the cover of the Twilight book! Eek!

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

These books are awesome. Awe and inspiring in so many ways.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Don't ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.