Dignified Madman
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Joined 07-16-07, id: 1327254, Profile Updated: 02-03-09
Author has written 22 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Harry Potter, Pendragon, Twilight, and Alice in Wonderland.

Greetings!

I see you have stumbled upon my fanfiction profile. Since you have taken the time to view this page, I feel obligated to give you something interesting to read before you click on the links below.

Name: Dignified Madman
Gender: Female
Famdoms: Harry Potter, Ouran HSHC, Death Note, Bleach, Pendragon, Fruits Basket, Rent, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Spring Awakening, Twilight, Moon Child
Ships: Take the male characters from the above fandoms and there you go.
Slash: Yes please
Off Topic
Music: Broadway and jrock
Musicals (in alphabetical order): The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Avenue Q, Bare, Chicago, Hair, Hairspray, Into the Woods, Jesus Christ Superstar, Little Shop of Horrors, My Fair Lady, The Producers, Rent (music and fandom only), Show Boat, Spamalot, Spring Awakening, Urinetown, Wicked
Authors: Garth Nix, D.J. MacHale, J.K. Rowling, Frank Wedekind, Douglas Adams, Dennis Foon, Lois Lowry


I am turning The Enchanted Messenger into a radioplay. Can it be done? Who knows. If you are interested in auditioning for this project here is the link: http://voiceactingalliance.com/board/showthread.php?t=39924

-updated 03/02/09

My Friends and I have no lives, so we decided to make a Jonas Brothers Parody. So if you don't have lives either, I would suggest that you watch it. Yes, I'm shamelessly pimpin' my video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE0sON6g4Ag

-updated 28/07/08


I have risen from the dead! Since school is done I've decided to begin writing again. I'm also looking for a beta. If anyone is interested please contact me. Thanks :)

-updated 07/03/08


I made a What Broadway Musical Are You quiz. I think you all should take it. http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_broadway_musical_are_you

My Result: Spring Awakening

You are Spring Awakening. You are young at heart. You relate yourself to the akward time of growin up. Like Melchior you learn to overcome the hardships of life. Even though life can sometimes be a b--, you always find yourself.

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Avenue Q
Spamalot
Wicked
The Producers
Hairspray
Rent -updated 09/09/07


Remember when I said I wouldn't write fics that often? Well I have found a way around it. Woo! Ok, I will be updating The Enchanted Messenger on Weekends (hopefully every weekend). That way, I don't leave you all hanging for months on end.
Also, a friend and I have decided to write a joint fic, entitled "The Gospels". The first chapter can be found on grammarslash's profile. Her chapters are odd and written from Scorpius Malfoy's POV. My chapters are even and written from Albus Severus Potter's POV. I think you should check out the story. The plot and etc are explained on grammarslash's end.
When the inspiration strikes me, I will write fics of other genres. Hopefully, that won't be too long. I don't want to get stuck in a HP rut (as much as I love HP). -updated 06/09/07


I recieved my schedule today. My classes are as follows:
Math, Biology, Physics, Religion
This lovely line up of classes means that I will probably take forever to update old stories and write new one. I'm sorry for the inconveniance, but you know how school is. I'll try to write stuff in my science classes in religion, but I can't make any promises. -updates 04/09/07


School is starting soon. I don't know how often I will be able to update. It all depends on my courses. I know that I have math homeroom, so I won't be doing much writing in that class. I'm hoping I have a bird course that I can write fanfictions in. That would make me ever so happy. -updated 31/08/07


I think that is enough about me. Time for what you really came here for (I hope...) my fan fiction:

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Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets by SpiderLily reviews
Sequel Posted: HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what 'really' goes on in Harry Potter's bed at night, as told by... Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean, Hermione, Luna, Mr. Filch, Colin, and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Story With Morals Nineteen Years Later Remix by grammarslash reviews
Short fics that aren't quite drabbles, relating to the events after Deathly Hallows. This means spoilers. HINT. It may or may not help you with your suffering. I wrote an HP fic. I never thought I'd see the day. PG 13, mentions death and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Back In Time by Marie of Romania reviews
What if the Special Prize Inside of a box of Wizard Pops turns out to be a Time Turner, taking the Trio back in time? Say, to the Marauder Era? Read and find out! Harry Potter Back to the Future crossover. JPLE with a little RWHG. Rated T just 2 be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,492 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Writer's Block of Sirius Black reviews
Sirius Black has fallen in love with James Potter. He tries to get his best mate to feel the same way. The title has so little to do with the story, that is has everything to do with the story. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
The Enchanted Messenger reviews
A Harry Potter Era Crossover fic. What happens when character from different Harry Potter Era's meet in an enchanted chatroom? Will the course of history change? Read the EM conversations to find out. Definite crack!, slash, & spoilers. Teen to be safe...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,499 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2007
The Gospel According to Albus Severus reviews
Post DH, post epilogue. Spoilers I suppose. Albus Severus and Scorpius's years at Hogwarts. Do you see the sneakiness and whatnot? Chaptered fiction, inprogress. Will hopefully become slashy. We'll see. ACCOMPANIMENT TO GRAMMARSLASH'S.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Edward's Adventures in Wonderland reviews
One night while Edward Cullen watches Bella during her slumber, he stumbles upon a curious shoebox. This shoebox is the gateway that leads him on an adventure through Wonderland. Crack!fic at it's finest.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Edward - Complete
Granite Arms reviews
Edward, Jasper, and Emmet have gone hunting. Edward and Jasper have an intimate conversation at their camp ground. EdwardJasper. Slash. Fluff. OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Inconvenience of Imprinting reviews
Jacob has finally imprinting. It is not on someone he would have expected. He calls Bella to tell her about the imprinting mishap. Bella doesn't react well to the knews. Slash! UST! Oneshot! Crack pairing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Creature of the Night reviews
It is Halloween at Ouran, and as the twins are putting on their costumes, they get into a little mischief. Hitachiincest. UST. KaoruHikaru. Twincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Misadventures of Mistletoe reviews
It is the last Christmas at Hogwarts for the Marauders. What better way to spend it than have a huge Christmas bash in the Room of Requirement? The whole fiction is rated Mature for RemusSirius action in later chapters. Each chapter is individually rated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Completely Straight reviews
Sirius Black has recently been kicked out of his parents’ house. He has been living with his best mate James Potter. Sirius gets bored, and we all know that always leads somewhere. SiriusJames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part reviews
James and Lily Potter have died. They were attacked by Lord Voldemort and gave their lives up for their only son. The two wait in King’s Cross Station, waiting to board the train to death, when James gets a feeling stopping him from boarding. SPOILERS!DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Night on the Knight Bus reviews
Harry has just stormed out of his Aunt and Uncles’ house after blowing up dear old Aunt Marge. Frustrated, and without a place to go, Harry accidentally summons the Knight Bus. In this crack fic, Harry gets hit upon by Stan Shunpike.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
UnSaintLike reviews
Shortly after Harry, Ron, and Hermione embark on their hunt for horcruxes, Fred and George embark on an adventure of their own. Twincest. Contains minor SPOILERS of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Night of the Living Dead reviews
Graduation has finally arrived. Bella has completed her end of the bargain. Will Edward live up to his promise to turn her into a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Sirius, I'm Scared reviews
Twelve year old Remus has heard a noise and can’t sleep. He asks his best friend Sirius for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Who Ate My Pocky! reviews
Hatsuharu has had a stressful day. All he wants to do is sit in his room with a box of Pockys, but his plans are ruined by his apologetic cousin Ritsu. RitsuxHaru. Cracky!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Ritsu S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Can I Trust You? reviews
After the battle on Third Earth Gunny must pick his acolyte.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
This Was Not In The Job Description reviews
Strawberry and Hat Sandals have training. Interruptions insue.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
My Arse Isn't That Fat reviews
Harry and Ron aren't the only two who make good use of the dormroom.DeanSeamus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Obviously Oblivious reviews
Kyouya has plenty of work to do like usual, but he can’t seem to get anything done with Tamaki present
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
What He Came For reviews
Gin has business to take care of with Kira.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Moving Up reviews
Yuki and Kyo finally find a practical use for the ‘close door’ button.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Cake or Head reviews
Honey wants cake, but Mori won’t let him have any unless he receives something in return.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete