Author has written 26 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, One Piece, Leverage, and Once Upon a Time.
My random conversations that I have (the names are in order of who said what):
"Do you know what's creepy? I know what's inside of people." "Now how do you know that?" "Anatomy class." "... yeah that's a little creepy."- me and my bestest buddy Becca
"Ohmigosh! The naked men light up here!" "That's something you don't get to say everyday."- a girl in the group I went to France with and me.
"LET'S KILL THINGS THAT AREN'T ALIVE!" "ONWARD FRIEND!"- me and Becca.
"I still can't bring myself to read one of her 'books'." "I double dog dare you." "Gotta be at least a triple." "I triple diple covered in syrup dare you." "DAMMIT. Well, if I start talking like a total retard, you know why."- Rhea and me.
"Free advice: If your equally drunk friend looks at you and says 'Let's dye our hair!', the answer is always NO." "Oh god. What happened." "Just say no. Say. No."- Manager Eric and Me.
"My cat is flat against the floor, but his back legs are straight up in the air. I don't know how he's managing this." "Didn't you know? Cat is a liquid form. Or a form all of its own." "That's something they left out of eighth grade science. Solid, liquid, gas, cat."- Me and Kathryn.
"Well I'm designing a monster for the story." "A monster?" "Yeah, it's gonna be all black and have silver fangs and teeth and it's made up of nightmares and screams and every horrible thought you've ever had running through your head and it likes to attack women-" "How about we have this conversation when I'm not driving through the creepy woods at four in the morning?"- Me and Kathryn.
"Can you hear me?" "Yeah, sorry, I'm watching a nun strip at a bar." "I... what?"- Kathryn and Me (I was at a drag show)
"You have reached a new tier in writing." "The 'I can emotionally scar you in 15 pages or less' tier." "You shall now reap the rewards." "The tears of my readers are reward enough." "HAHAHAHAHA!!"- Rheanna and Me.
"WHY AM I GETTING ALL THE WEIRD LETTERS?!" "BECAUSE YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE AND I'M GOING TO WIN. AHAHAHA!"- me and Becca.
"You know how when people have a good idea they say it hit them over the head?" "Yeah?" "I wonder if there actually is something out there that randomly hits people in the head to give them ideas. Like a rock or something. OR NO WAIT. An epiphany brick." "Oh my god. We must find one."- Me and Rhea
"Please place the last item scanned in the bagging area. Are you using your own bags? Are you using your own bags? Are you using-" "NO I AM USING THE SOULS OF SMALL CHILDREN." "Pftahahahahaaaa."- self-checkout at work, me, customer.
What To Expect Out Of Life in Portuguese: www.fanfiction.net/s/8698125/1/What-To-Expect-Out-Of-Life
What To Expect Out Of Life in Spanish: www.fanfiction.net/s/8712427/1/Qu%C3%A9-esperar-de-la-vida
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