Author has written 5 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Tin Man, and Labyrinth.
My favorite dessert happens to be rumcake, so that is where the penname came from.
Some of my favorite quotes are:
"That's the problem with men: they want what they can't have and don't want what they can have."
"No, the problem with men is that they talk too much." - Ron Carver and Alex Eames, LOCI
"Cat got your tongue? Because there's an extra one there." - Bobby Goren, LOCI
"Hands on the table, Bobby. Wouldn't want you playing with your pistol, now would we?" - Nicole Wallace, LOCI
"How many times do I have to tell you: don't get caught by the bad guys!" - Jack O'Neill, SG1
"No matter what you have endured, you have not felt the likes of what Anubis is capable of."
"You ended that sentence with a preposition! Bastard!" - Bad guy and Jack O'Neill, SG1
When people ask you, "What would Jesus do?" remember that freaking out and upturning tables is a viable option. - Unknown
"Mayborne, you're an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have taken just one day off?" - Major Sam Carter, SG1
"A fish scale."
"Great. She was killed by a shark."
"Sharks don't have scales." - Dets. Alex Eames and Bobby Goren, LOCI
"Everybody lies except politicians? That's a new one, even for you, House." - Dr. Robert Chase, HOUSE (pretty sure it was Chase, anyway. PM me if I'm wrong, please)
"It's not fair!"
"You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is." - Sarah Williams and Jareth, the Goblin King, Labyrinth
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - Westley (Dread Pirate Roberts the Fourth), The Princess Bride
"How can you talk if you don't have a brain?"
"I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" - Dorothy and the Scarecrow, The Wizard of Oz
"Thanks. You can go do your little dance in hell now." - Alex Eames, LOCI
"Cocaine in a recording studio? I'm shocked. Shocked." - Mike Logan, LOCI
"I knew I should have updated my will before agreeing to off-world assignments."
"You are not going to die, Coombs."
"Oh, come on, Felger. We might as well be wearing red shirts."
"I don't get that." - Coombs and Felger, SG1
"What are you searching for?"
"Evidence of a crime." - Dan Croydon and Bobby Goren, LOCI
"What kind of archeologist carries a weapon?"
"Um, I do."
"Bad example." - Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson, SG1
“If you talk to God you’re religious. If God talks to you, you’re psychotic.” House, HOUSE
"How'd you like that bad attitude to be dripping out of your ears?" - Wyatt Cain, Tin Man
"There should be a crime against killing people on the beach." - Monk, MONK
"You know what your problem is? You take too many things for granted. Take this Labyrinth, even if you get to the center you'll never get out again." - Hoggle, Labyrinth
"It's hopeless asking you anything!"
"Not if you ask the right questions." - Sarah and Hoggle, Labyrinth
If everyone had a life like mine, there'd be no need for novels. - Einstein in a letter to his sister
Coffee comes and goes, but words are forever. - Me in conversation with my cousin
"Shawn, I don't care what anyone else says: the pink shirt looks good on you." - Julia, Psych
"I'd give you a kidney."
"Not if I gave you one first." - Stabler and Benson, LO:SVU
"I can screw you harder." - perp and Benson, LO:SVU
"Believe me, heart's got nothing to do with it." - Wyatt Cain, Tin Man
"No matter what happens up there I want you to remember what's important -"
"What's important is family, Mr. Cain." - Cain and DG, Tin Man
"You guys are out of your tiny minds!" DG, Tin Man
If you can think of any other really good ones that I'm missing, please feel free to PM me and let me know. Or if you have any suggestions/requests for a story.