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Joined 07-16-07, id: 1327688, Profile Updated: 10-03-11
Author has written 24 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Saddle Club, Tokyo Mew Mew, Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, Wolf's Rain, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Update: 08-12-2010

.Greetings.

My name is Portia and by some stroke of luck (or misfortune) you've stumbled across my fanfiction profile page. So firstly welcome, secondly; this page has recently undergone a facelift. Several things are gone and several things are new. Somethings remain the same. I'm a female author from the great land down under (Australia), which means my spelling is often slightly different to yours. But oh well, what is life without diversity?

.My Life.

I enjoy: reading, writing, anime, cosplay, horse riding, spending time with friends, watching movies, listening to music, writing skits, making up dance routins, singing (even though I'm tone deaf), drawing, being silly, telling jokes, playing with words , talking and making new friends.

I dislike: narrow minded people, arragonce, rudeness, die hard fans of just about anything, people not being given a chance, being judged, dead lines, being forced into anything, screaming, arguments, and people without the ability to think outside the square.

I fail to understand: how Twilight became such a big hit, how wrist cutting became a fashion trend, why guys and girls have different standards, how people can be cruel and why my dream is never good enough unless it equals big bucks.


.My Prefernces.

Animes/Manga: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Wolfs' Rain, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran Host Club, Spirited Away, Full Metal Alchamist, Howls Moving Castle, Nightwalker, Tears to Tiaras, Ghost Hound, Paranoia Agent, Shugo Chara!

Anime/Manga I'm getting into: D.N Angel, Haruhi Suzamia, Shuffle, D. Gray man, Hellsing, Clover, Trinity Blood, Dengeki daisy, Barajou No Kiss, Black Bird, Bloody Kiss.

Fiction Books: Harry Potter, Rush of Wings, Rhiannons Ride, Lucifier, Clan of the Cave Bears, White Fang, Black Beauty, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Inheritence (Eragon), Supersition, Blood Mist.

Tv/Movies: Buffy, Top Gear, Rough Dimond.

If there is anything like the above you think I would like please message me, I'm always looking for something new.

.My Stories.

This page update came about when I sat down at my computer and decided to do some serious writing, so I re-read some of my stories and all I could think of is "Oh gods, I did not write that" sadly I did, blame it on a growing maturity but half my stories on here make me cringe, some of them I still love and like etc, others... not so much. So for a quick little run down on my stories.

Already Up:

Fallen Sakura Blossom: Naruto

Will eventually be finished. This story and I have hit a point were when ever I open it, we end up stairing at each other and nothing get's done.

Hunting Dark Angels: Naruto

This story I keep forgetting about. It kind of sits there and waits for me to remember it. Which doesn't happen often owing to me seeing nothing but mary sue the whole way through it and hatting myself for that.

My Little Flower: Naruto

Will most likely never be finish by me. If someone else wishes to continue this story let me know, I'm only to happy to give it to you if you ask first. But personally I cannot stand it. It was written when I had no understand of any of the characters of even the series and as such I despise it... Maybe someday I'll be game to try and finish it, however re-reading it now my writing style has changed drasticly and I fear I may never be able to write at that level again.

Kissing Boys and Aliens: Tokyo Mew Mew (Mew Mew Power)

I'm trying, and someday I will get there. I will not however put a date on it as that is just creating deadlines, which I don't work so well with.

Still on my computer:

having learnt from early mistakes, this stories will be finished before they are uploaded. There are also several scribbles that are nothing more then rough ideas, these will not be added to the list until it is certain they will evolve into a story.

Under The Skin: Naruto

(Kiba x Shino)

Kiba's words where as much a promise as they where a threat,

"you can't get me out of your mind, because I wont let you go"

Leaves In The Wind: Naruto

(Sakura Centric, Paring to be decided)

When the wind blows the leaves scatter, team 7 of leaf,

and like the name sake of our village when the wind blew we scattered.

Pepermint Chocolate: Naruto

(Deidara x Tobi)

It was almost like his art; so simple, so sudden and so beautiful.

Devils Play Ground: Naruto

(Shikamaru x Hidan, Not love)

It is said that when the gods play with mortal life, the dead will walk the mortal realm.

Shika wants a normal life, pity the dead don’t stay dead.

Ginger Snaps: InuYasha

(Sesshomaru x Kagome, Au)

He stalked her relentlessly, with the control of a demon who has seen many a century,

and though she ran, she knew eventually he would catch her.


.Thank You To My Wonderful Beta S3v3rusIsMin3.

Without her help this would all be a royal mess.

.If Your Intrested.

I'm also on Deviant Art: Shadow-Danzer

Live Journal: Shadow_Danzer

Youtube: ShadowDanzer92

Fictionpress: Shadow Danzer

and many other places with some variant of this name.

.Words Of Wisedom.

From a cosplay.com Forum:

"I can sleep when I'm dead"

Me on the subject of mother, an energy drink:

"Mother is the name of god on the hearts and lips of all children... and sleep deprived students."

S3v3rusIsmin3 on the subject of Hidan and Zetsu from Naruto:

"There so cute, and sweet. Can I have one?"

Mustang from FMA:

"All girls will wear, tiny mini skirts"

Me on adulthood:

"We're older more mature, if we wanted we could eat desert for dinner, but we don't because now we like dinner as much as we like dessert and OH MY GODS FAIRY BREAD!"

Me on the subject of depression:

"if I can walk the valley of the damned, and feel the flames of hell, and live. So can you"

Old Cowboy Proverb:

"it is said a prince learns no art truely save that of horsemanship, for the horse is no liar and will throw the prince as readily as the groom."

Little mermaid quote, well song lyric.

"Go on and kiss the girl, or you just might miss the girl."

One of my characters in a story that will possibly never be read.

"It isn't that she is a bitch, she is just a woman and she is hurting."

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Planning On Forever, Yeah? by kaitouahiru reviews
AU. Itachi is a straight A student and Deidara is a transfer from Iwagakure. When they meet, different kinds of sparks fly. Rated M for cussing and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,434 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
How Far? by Koimiko reviews
How far are you willing to go to obtain that which you want most in life? Would you lie? Kill? Demons live and work amoung humans yet live by a different set of rules. So the better question would be. . How Far are they willing to go? (up for adoption)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Eternally by protectingyou reviews
Following a vampire home isn't always the best idea. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Vampirism by Keyda841 reviews
Konoha has always been a normal, peaceful village...until now! An organization called Akatsuki, has moved into Konoha. The only problem is that they're all vampires and most want Sakura's blood. Full summary inside! SakuxIta,Sasu,Dei,Saso,Neji,Gaa,Sai,...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,275 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sakura H.
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If I reviews
If I could have the world, I'd give it all up to have you. If I couldn't have you then I would walk away to make you happy. Using Jap Names
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Smoke and Illusions reviews
See that M? Good reason it's there Just a little bit of a tribute to such a beauitful couple.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
As Straight As Cooked Spaggetti reviews
-M for reason. Romance at a streach. Smut is better. YAOI- Deidara always gets what he wants and this time his sites are set on a certain Uchiha. "You ever seen cooked spaggetti?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Bruised reviews
They were lovers and ninjas. The pain was expected, welcomed. -Neji/Tenten. Not detailed but rated for hinting. Please read and review. It's rude not to.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Twelve Days Of An Akatsuki Christmas reviews
A not so traditional take on the traditional, twelve days of christmas. T to be safe. Enjoy and seasons greetings, what ever season it may be for you. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Akatsuki
That Was The Day reviews
That was the night he placed a soft kiss on her lips; offering her just another one of his firsts. That was the night he fled, nothing more than a distant dream of black hair and black eyes that would be lost with the childhood of one Sakura Hanuro.-IxS-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallen Sakura Blossem reviews
-M blured consent. angst/hurt, romance fic- Sakura is kept a prisoner of the Akatsuki. She's lost track of time and place, all she knows is the people who visit her. -SakuraxAkatsukixItachi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,542 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Don't Let Go reviews
Don't Let Go Of This Moment In Time, No I Wont Let Go -InuKag, A Challange to myself. Songfic from inu's pov, m for a reason-
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
She Called Him Lord Orochimaru reviews
I went to him, my mentor, and the man I had the utmost respect for and in that darkness I felt his icy touch. I called him Lord Orochimaru. -rated highest for a reason. Anko is young. You have been warned.. Read at risk of sanity- young Anko/orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Late Night reviews
Elizabeth takes a late night walk along the ship and gets more than she expected...then again she isn't complaining. -Elizabeth & Jack. first POTC story. rated highest for a reason. i don't own anything but the plot. ENJOY!-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Kissing Boys And Aliens reviews
Zoey-Ichigo- is a mew mew; saving the world, finding friends, falling in love. When she meets Dren-Kish Kishu- the smart arsed Alien warrior, saving the world suddenly becomes a hell of alot harder -DON'T BOTHER REVIEWING TO TELL ME NOT TO CALL HIM DREN!-
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,883 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish
Hunting Dark Angels reviews
*AU M; blood and lemons* Vampires, Dark Angels, a story to keep children in bed at night, a legend. I'm Sakura, the last decendent of the Hanaruo Clan Hunters. My Job? Protect the igonrant human race & STILL be a teenaged girl. Fun! *Sakura/Many*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,916 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Date With Mark AND Dren? reviews
The date had been going perfectly until I pointed to the haunted house. It all went down hill from there. At first I thought he was Mark...At the end, I didn't care. -English names in use, M for a reason,ichiXkish & ichiXMas-
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Healing Hurts reviews
Tsume gave a low growl in warning before his hand grabbed the ruff of my fur, pulling me close. Then I was human again and his mouth met mine - toboeXtsume, SLASH - For Shelly - M for a VERY good reason -
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Toboe, Tsume - Complete
A Little Bit Childish reviews
A small childish song, a bit of a laugh. don't take it to heart, it's Mint, lettuce, pudding and Tart
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
A Demon's Flower reviews
Kyuubi, the great fox demon, takes control of Naruto's body for one night. Poor Sakura. She never knew it was coming & yet she doesn't say no. -M to be safe. questionable consent.-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sakura H. - Complete
25th Night Kaname's Thoughts reviews
My body was pressing hers to the bed and I could taste her nervousness and anticipation in the air. She whimpered softly and I shut my eyes, forcing myself to regain control of the beast.-Kaname's POV Of The 25th Night -SPOILERS-
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Black Ink Uncut reviews
thick black ink, written on the snow white canvas of his body, Kisame always wanted to read the words written on Itachi's light frame, could it be the heartless killer wears his heart on his body? A heart written in thick black ink *ItachixKisame*SLASH*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Black Ink reviews
thick black ink, written on the snow white canvas of his body, Kisame always wanted to read the words written on Itachi's light frame, could it be the heartless killer wears his heart on his body? A heart written in thick black ink *ItachixKisame*SLASH*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Chocolate reviews
Kagome's been eating chocolate and managed to get it all over her face. Inuyasha has never seen or tasted chocolate, what he does know is it smells good and he's gonna taste it *this story is so fluffy I could use it as a pillow*
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Forever Best Friends reviews
*This Story Is Dedicated To My Real Life Stevie* After the death of a family friend, Stevie is sent to work as a jillaroo on a cattle farm, after 2mnths Carroll come's to visit. *WARNING: very sad*
Saddle Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
My Little Flower reviews
Sakura has spent the last month looking for away to defeat the mangoku, just when she thinks she's finally worked it out, Itachi shows up to give her some real world practise. ita/sak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A Dance With The Devil reviews
Sakura is left by the guy she loves when he comes back and insults her Sakura takes the devils hand to prove him wrong. time passs and she falls in love *7 shot song fics*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,657 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
happy birthday james reviews
James getts a rather intersting birthday present. WARNING: VERY SMUTTY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete