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Joined 07-17-07, id: 1328003, Profile Updated: 11-02-08
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

i changed my pen name because i wanted it to be a oxy moron like jumbo shrimp or a small dog named big.

hey people! my name is Andrea and thats all you need to know! okay so i love reading i am like a huge book worm! i also love to draw and hang out with friends. opp's to much info don't want people after me. just joking...

well i have a couple shout outs for Alex so if your reading this,this is for our good times in ace

if you see a marker you have gone to far! thats my favorite

we may be crazy but at the most were living up to our names!

I have a gun in my pocket!

i am only a whore at parties!

Alex has to pee!

singing on (and dancing) the bus ride home

what what

when i die Alex you can have my amazing art skills! even though theres a long waiting list

don't call me me blaze!

i am gonna jump!


Lyle WE love you!

we will always have cold stone (awww no tip?)

loves cocks

Benny and the jets :)

Because your RUDE!

i want something in a belly...

some day this can all be yours

How come i always end up pregnant without a husband?

Well drive the van!...well okay but i don't see how this helps

bitch please!


Maximum ride ( fang is such a cutie! mxf forever so cute)(i love every book in that seires)(Final warning was to short!)

Twilight (Bella and Edward) (jasper you rock 2)(lol)

new moon(Jacob must die a painful death!)

eclipse (Jacob must still die a painful death)(exb) (Alice and her car! lol)( what can i say its a nice car)

blue bloods (jack and Schuyler)(hope i spelled her names right)

what we keep (whyne!)

harry potter(Luna is amazing!)(i am holy! i love that part in the last book)

Sloppy first (rojo)(red in Spanish will never be the same)

Nick& Norah's infinite play list (amazing really makes you think)(favorite book that doesnt have a vampire in it hands down)

diary of a crush (words cant describe how stupid it was)

if you have any good books you want me to read private message me! or you want to talk about a book i am all ears!(or should i say eyes!)(sorry had to go there!)

Quote that kick your quotes ass!

"Just follow the string"-the little girl i baby sit

"you none go-er-wer" a guy named kenny

"he made me touch his mop!"-me it one of those you had to be there kind of things

MY sister: go to hell!

me: i'll meet you there!

"I'm gonna shoot your foot!"-me

"your not from Africa, because your not black!"-a kid from my science class to me

later that same science class..."okay you are black."

"Do you need some ice for that Burn?"-Tino

"I almost wet my pants."-mallie

"can deer get AIDS?"-some kid

"Why do you have sex with them or something?"

"Yeah i just flip them over and."

"NAHH." (now he showing what he does and that cant be put in words

"Thanks i will never get my heart rate back to normal!"-me to my sister when she jump out at me and nearly gave me a heart attack

"always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."-Oscar Wilde (LOVE THIS PERSON HES A WRITER!)

"I am not young enough to know everything."-Oscar Wilde

so were talking about the bone the protects the heart and the teacher said

"it really hard to break this bone" and this kid says

"girls can break it."-Derek i laughed so hard!

(more quote coming soon)(people say something funny!)

Favorite shows:



CSI: navda

gossip girls

Roswell (for the scfi freak in me)(LYLE!)




the hush sound

the academy is...(William Bekett is my love to end all loves!)

th killers!(love them)

the strokes


the Beatles

Boys like Girls(Love them i can listen to there songs over and over again_

cute is what we aim for

say anything

the rocket summer

ra ra roit

Britney spears

brand new

tilly and the wall

the vines


happy reading

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The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Agony and Rapture by yourcherrylips reviews
A peek into the romance of Blue Bloods and life of Schuyler Van Alen. Living with the Forces has proved to be harder than she thought. And when dangerous secrets are revealed, Schuyler's own resolve is tested. J/S, postMasquerade.
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,181 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 5/23/2007
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
I'm Gonna Make You Bend and Break by amarieshka reviews
Max and the rest of the flock are still at Anne's place, before they ever even knew she had anything to do with the School. But what if Fang and Max had fallen for each other, and realized it, while they were still there? INTENSE FAXNESS. please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by Dumblydor reviews
Edward leaves Bella behind after the incident at her birthday, and never returns. Bella tries to move on, but one day comes face to face with her past and is changed. So what happens years later when she returns to Forks and finds the Cullen's once again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,215 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007
Took Your Time Loving Me by Bible Chick reviews
So I'm not going to say that I didn't have a crush on him cause I did, do I guess but I wasn't expecting for him to start noticing me I wasn't expecting my whole world to change I wasn't expecting him too fall in love too and I wasn't expecting True Love
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,647 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
The Wager by LW107 reviews
CB centric. A holiday ficlet about a bet made between Blair and Chuck. Can B hold out against C's unyielding temptation, or are C's tactics too great for B to resist? Only I have the answer. XOXO.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Romeo and Juliet: Retold by Pesky kitten reviews
Instead of the Montagues vs. the Capulets, what if it were the Cullens vs. the Swans? Would our new lovers have the same fatal ending? Or would the twists of fate turn out differently?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007
Gravity or Something by caitimaybe reviews
Seth Clearwater is a senior in high school and has finally, finally imprinted. On who? The eccentric art-geek, Maxi. Too bad for Seth, Maxi wants nothing to do with him. Can he convince her that they were made for each other? -HIATUS-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008
Realization by Purple with Irony reviews
Max, Fang, Angel, Total and Akila are in the snow drift. What if Gozen never came? But they were found by the Flock members instead. What would have happened in those minutes where they were all cooped up in a close space? FAX One-shot dumb name XP
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Bringing Out The Best In You by x0xMoonlessnightx0x reviews
Bella Swan has lived in Forks her whole life. She is the most popular girl at Forks high school but hardly enjoys her life at all. A new family is comming to town and her friends already have them pinned as 'Losers'.Full summery on chapter 3. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,638 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
With A Rebel Yell by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
AU Chicago 1928. Edward Cullen is living his life of rebellion, feeding only off criminals. Then, he stumbles across someone seemingly innocent who appeals to him in ways that could force him to reveal his secret and scare away the girl he's grown to love
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
What if Bella stole a car? by LM2256 reviews
What if when Edward left Bella, not believing his lie of not loving her, stole a car and drove. What happens when Edward tracks her down? ONE SHOT. better summary inside. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
The Total Experiment by A Case of L-O-V-E reviews
Story starts at the end of MR3 Dr. Martine's house. Total gets captured by the school after discovering a secret between Fang & Max. The Flock comes to the rescue and discovres something new about Total. lots of FAX! maybe some Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Finding Something New by Someone2LoveMe reviews
AU:Silver Wind Kitsue's Challenge. Max is apart of the Rebellion in her High School. Keeping the balance of power from the Populars. The head Populars being ANGEL and NICK. But soon Max and Nick find themselves falling for each other.Ratingwillchangelater
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
This is What I’ve Always wanted by Princess Pirates reviews
--hiatus-- Will be continued!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007
Romeo & Juliet '05 by Lollipop456 reviews
Been done many times before. A modern version of Romeo & Juliet. Set in Verona, Italy 2005. The gangs: The Preps and The Gangbusters. The lovers: Romeo & Juliet. The story: fatal romance.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Stuck by Livylooloo reviews
It started with a fight. Then a party. Then a drink. Then four more. And then something we never wanted to happen, ever, ever... Rated T maybe should be M becaus, well I dont want to ruin the story. Set 3 years after MR3.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Skanky Bella by sRories reviews
CHAPTER 5 NOW UP! it's Edward Cullens first day at Forks high... and Bellas a skank... i came up with this one maths class coz i hate maths so yea... its my first ff so R&R... rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
YOU THOUGHT THAT WASN'T IMPORTANT? by ultimatechocolatecookie reviews
bella thought that the rest of her highschool life couldnt be worse after having to move in with her father...boy was she surprised when she find out she gets to live with the most gorgeous boy in ForksHighSchool...BxE..please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Shattered by The Goddess of Night reviews
A different take on the broken hearted Bella time period. Everything has been warped. Another one of my wickedly twisted stories. Chapter 2 up! Rating changed to Teen for upcoming chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007
Nothing but Mammals by Sleepwalker418 reviews
Fang and Max are alone at Dr, Martinez's house one day. But what does Max catch Fang doing that can change everything? Faxness. Based on the song Bad Touch or as everyone else knows it: Ain't nothing but Mammals by Bloodhound Gang. ALTERNATE ENDING UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
It All Started With Troy by EdwardAddict reviews
When Nudge forces the Flock to watch High School Musical 2, sparks fly during a heated debate about the main character, Troy. Just how will it end? Pointless fluff. Fax Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Operation: Vacation by Funnybusinessperson reviews
Jeb takes the flock, plus Ella and Dr. M, to Disney World for a welldeserved vacation. But what's this? Fang likes some girl? Who is it! FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Hidden Memories by blackirises reviews
AU.edward left. bella attacked & changed. but what if she and the cullens meet again 10 years later and she doesnt remember her human life? will love conquer all? what is victoria planning? RxR. first fanfic. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS WHILE I EDIT & FINISH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,617 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007
Just Like You by Bright Green Eyes reviews
A love like no other. A harsh separation. Jagged Change. Reunion, tension. 25 years of disdain, can they learn to rejoin? Can they overcome the obstacles of the past and present? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,452 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006
Royal Blood by Nahenahe reviews
I am Isabella Marie, Princess of the undead. I have been promised to my cousin Prince Drake, but I have other plans. Will I find true love? This isn't your typical BellaEdward story! Please give me a chance you might like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Dawning Birth by Crazy Speech Kid reviews
Bella and Edward never thought they would have kids, but they now find out Bella's pregnant. How will the characters of Twilight and New Moon take this news, and what will happen with the baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006
Spin the Bottle by Teardrops of Sunshine reviews
A crazy game of spin the bottle! Random oneshot. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Just the Summer by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan has to go to Forks every summer. But the summer before her freshman year in highschool a new family moves to town, and Bella falls in love. How will she fare when the summer ends? Will she ever see him again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,501 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Twilight by sharniexxox reviews
The most dreaded happened. He left her. Bella's story of how her life was changed when he left. He returns and discovers her once again at Forks High. He loves her but she is mad and belongs to the most powerful coven in the world. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,340 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006
The New Bella by reader71 reviews
Bella kissing a vampire. Not an odd picture. To bad that vampire isn't Edward. Bella's been chaged. It's been ten years. Edward is back and Bella is pissed. My first fanfic so be nice! Rated T for my implying things. Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,152 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Deeper by Nightwingstar reviews
Fang wants to know a way for Max to shut up for Five minutes. And Max wants to hear a story... MxF Based off song Deeper by Summer Obsession NOMINATED IN FIRST EVER MAXIMUM RIDE FANFICTION AWARDS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Whole by Jess Readin reviews
Max feels strangely ill one night. Fax. Just a Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
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The Burn of Fire
after moving to Forks Alice starts getting strange visions of a young girl.after a horrifying vision of her demise Alice rushes to the rescue,not thinking about what a whirlwind adventure she is about to get her whole family into.B your hero is on her way
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009
Theroy of Superman reviews
Max tries to save the her self. two years later she sees someone she thought she lost forever. Can he get the old Max back? Fax of course.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Warfare reviews
the flock never found each other and were split up when they were little, never knowing the powers they with held. on Max's 16th birthday she sees a guy she feels oddly drawn en to. This is what i think would happen if the flock had never become the flock
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008