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Joined 11-29-01, id: 132826
Author has written 30 stories for Evangelion, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Resident Evil, X-Files, Terminator, Chobits, and Law and Order.
I've decided to completely re-haul my profile and my stuff. Since its been way too long since I've updated (or honestly even thought about fanfiction)I'll use this oppertunity to announce some stuff and alert people to who I am.

Personal Statistics
Name: Ramen
Age: 17
Locations base: San Diego California (The where within are up to you)
Position: General Fangirl-misfit member of several groups-Pacific Theaters "Talent" Employee. RPG Creator and Leader.
Fictional Positions: CEO of Monokeros Corporation, Capt. of the Fenrir One (Matrix) Senior Researcher with the Umbrella Corporation (Resident Evil)

OOC- Below the Quick list of favorites that describe my personality to a Tee.

Color: Blue
Specifically?:Ikea Blue
Beverage:Mr. Pibb/Rootbeer
Brand of Soft Drink:Pepsi (Smell the irony!)
Candy:Reeses Bites. Peanut butter and chocolate mixed together and then some. ^_^. Delicious-incredibly hazardous to your health-enjoy at your peril.
Fast food Establishment:Carls. Jr.
Meal There: Double Bacon Western Cheeseburger (Sans Cheese) meal
Book:Gods. In my life there have been too many to list/name. I think that if I had to choose a single book that influenced my life I'd have to say "The Snorlax" by Dr. Suess. gave me chills it did...
As for Books that I enjoy...I like Chuck Palanhunik (Somebody will probably flame me for spelling that wrong) Some of the Resident Evil Novels (Yes, SD Perry did screw it royally by involving trent-but what the hell are we gonna do?) The Game of Thrones series by George RR. Martin (Which I would SO be writing fanfiction on if he didn't not allow people to write fanfiction with it. the Lord of the Rings Trilogy...The Neutronium Alchemist Series...several books.
Film:Jurassic Park. It set me on the Path to who I am now.
Current Film:I "work" at a movie theater-so I'm inidated with Film on a regular basis. Right now My big Bag is Farhenhieht 9/11...and Garfield. Don't laugh-Bill Murray was a scream.
Describe your room in Ten Words: My Room is a Really Big Mess, no Kidding
Themesong: (Currently) Its "Slow Motion" by Nickleback off the Punisher Soundtrack.
In your CD Player: Spiderman Soundtrack, Resident Evil Movie Soundtrack, Matrix Revolutions soundtrack...
In your portable DVD player: Underworld Unrated.
Name thy Gamesystem: Playstation 2/Gamecube (strictly for Resident Evil and Pokeymon..)
Name thy game: Currently...Its Enter the Matrix *blush*

-- Vital Fanfiction Information --
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Completed Works worthy of Note:

Title:"The Lord of the Mall"
Chapters: 3
Section: Lord of the Rings/Books
Summary: Ramen's first foray into the world of fanfiction in General. The mall at Christmastime is no picnic-especially for the fellowship of the Ring and company! Frodo searches for a Parking spot, Merry and Pippin face off against Gollum in Retail, Gandalf talks to Harry Potter (Who's spending his Winter Break working in the Hogwarts store) And All face off against the evil cellular phone companies...And their master corporate supply and demand!

Title: "The Magic Brownies"
Chapters: 8
Section: Star Wars
Summary: Anakin's mom (through a weird plot-hole twist of fate) bakes some "special" brownies. Obi-wan gets ahold of the plate and goes galavanting about sharing love and the star wars spirit, reaking havoc on the entire universe!
Special note: Cameos by Mulder and Scully from the X-Files!

Title: "Love Story"
Chapters: 21
Section: Resident Evil
Summary: William Birkin and Annette Birkin's meeting and eventual courtship thorugh the throes of working for an evil corporation bent on world domination and the destruction of the human race! This is Ramen's Longest Story Ever posted on Fanfiction.Net.

~Works in Progress~

(Ahem-that I'll Most likely finish)

Resident Evil: Angus Dei
(A three Part series)

Title: "Resident Evil" Chain Reaction.
Summary: Set Seven years after the "Raccoon Incident" Old and new Characters come together only to discover that each one of their actions were carefully planned by a master puppeteer who's aims will change the human race forever.

Planned Stories in the series:

Title: Resident Evil-Battlefield
Summary: Takes place three years after the events of "Chain Reaction"

Title: Resident Evil-Sins of the Fathers
Summary: 25 years after the events of Chain Reaction. Almost entirely original Cast.

Story Ideas*

Title: Tape Recorder (working title)
Section: Resident Evil
Summary: Before Alyssa Ashcroft died on board the helicopter fleeing Raccoon-she recorded her final notes-and left behind all of the interviews relating to the case.
Basically: Each chapter is an RE Character's prespective on certain issues.

Title: Mainframe
Section: Matrix
Summary: What is the Mainframe? What does it look like to Machines? to programs? Meet Tiffany (One of three different Secretary versions) who recognizes that there really isn't that much of a difference between Humans and Programming

Title: Superpong!
Section: Matrix
Summary: You know you want it...what do Agent programs do when bored? They play superpong...

Title: Zero and One
Section: Matrix
Summary: They were the first. The first AI-the first programs. Developed on July 14, 1999...Zero and One must face the facts. Their existance is suspect. Are they man? or Machine?

Title: Breaking Down
Section: Law and Order
Summary: I wrote this after finding out that Jerry Orbach was leaving. Lennie Briscoe, in a quiet night of reflection-thinks about the past and the future-as the longest running Detective he's seen the most partners-and the most action. How is it wearing on him as a whole?

Title: Revelations
Section: Terminator
Summary: The continued saga (Started in "A mass exodus of the most horrific kind" )of the people formerly employeed by Anubis Pharmacuticals. Dual Viewpoints (Meaning that one chapter will be written by the humans, the other by Skynet) covers mankind's first encounter with the Terminator series.

-That's what's planned. Who knows how much farther I'll go? only time will tell.

-Contact information
Emails: Ramen can be reached at the following accounts:
BioHazTigerBigC@hotmail.com (If you're REALLY desperate to contact her)
pandaseatramen@yahoo.com (If you just want to chat)
kuthulus_mage@yahoo.com (If you desire to stalk me-etc. I'd kindly like you refrain however...)

If you'd like to reach her ASAP...
Evaslacker327 AIM Screenname.

Occasionally I dabble in Artwork. Below-*yes, I hear you all chanting with anticipation* Are some of my Artwork pieces. Its a small section yet...(but with PLENTY of room to grow...trust me on this) Anyway-when I get a few minutes I'll post my deviantart account webpage (probably soon)
If you wanna look NOW-then I direct thy attention to the livejournal above. ^_^

Updates: 6-26-04
Recently updated profile. Looking to update/add stories.

Brand New Story idea called "At the Movies" Taking place in the Movie Theater within the infamous Mall from My VERY FIRST FANFICTION!

Updated Chapters Five and Six to Chain Reaction. Fixed Chapters Three and four.

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Resident Evil Damnation by Shakahnna reviews
Albert Wesker leads two lives - RPD officer by day, Umbrella spy and researcher by night. A story of his duplicity, from years before the Mansion, to the aftermath of the Antarctic. Various OCs and cameos. Slight crossover with Mortal Kombat.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 88 - Words: 679,968 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Chris R., Jill V., A. Wesker, Joseph F.
In Esse In Perpetuum by Ada Kensington reviews
An idea for a Birkin fic that I've been playing around with for a while now. The lovely Leon S. Kennedy also plays a starring role. It's not too bad. You should try it out. UPDATE: What the hell? An update? Chapter Six: Wesker finally makes an appearance.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,418 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/26/2004
The Secret Diary of Agent Smith by Hobbit-eyes reviews
So the diaries of Agent Smith are back again. Some cheer, some mutter angrily 'Oh no, doesn't she ever STOP' But whatever. Ever wondered what goes on inside that massive forehead? Probably not this. No slash, just my usual strangeness.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003
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Resident Evil: Chain Reaction reviews
Long awaited update:: Taking place seven years after the original games(during the timeline with Leon in South America) Several Characters discover that Umbrella can never be dead and gone...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004
Interview with a pupeteer reviews
A selected interview with one of the little known characters in the RE series. please RReview.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004
Quality Time reviews
SURPRISE UPDATE! Sherry and Natalie learn the magic of "Safe-Rooms" Alan and Kyle-the-hero-theater employee learn about Romero zombies, and CANADA! Will the Birkins EVER make it to the movies? will the madness ever end? MOST LIKELY NOT!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
Final Goodbye reviews
Birkin Fluff from da MASTAH of Birkin Fluff. comments welcome-what the hey-flames too.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2004
Voyeur reviews
A killer is killing people in the fashion of a supernatural killer from the movies-specifically the ring. Can Briscoe and Curtis track them down in time? Rated PG-but may become PG-13 later.
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003
Twilight reviews
Sequel to "LoveStory"(re-uploaded) William and Annette settle into married life-but While Wesker chases a monster around paris trouble brews! And young Chris Redfield joins the military and learns that nothing is what it seems...PLEASE REVIEW! ^_^
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,636 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003
The City With no People reviews
A series of Monologues from the chobits characters point of view
Chobits - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 10/27/2003
Who Stole the Cookies from the cookie Jar? reviews
Jack Argues that it's an unlikely suspect! My first fic! please be kind!
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2003
That's a Wrap reviews
A short little piece based on the Re2 trailer-my only concession to movie Fanfiction. Just how innocent is commercialism? pleased Readreview. I crave knowledge! that...it good...yesa...
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/20/2003
Love Story reviews
William Birkin/Annette Birkin love story. Hey, I thought I'd be different :) R&R cause...cookies! :) PG-13-IT'S FINISHED! ITS DONE! HOORAY!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,579 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003
A mass Exodus of the most horrific Kind reviews
The Final moments of the human race...and the awakening of Skynet. please R&R-this was a big excercise for me.
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2003
Tolkien in Three minutes! reviews
From the Second Age-to the "Return of the King." Tolkien with the funny bits left in. Please Read and Review-for cookies! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/4/2003
Pandemic Rage reviews
28 Days Later/RE crossover (Well kinda...) saw the movie-decided to write this. The T Virus and G Virus won't end things-something else will...
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/27/2003
the magic brownies reviews
obi-wan's on the loose, and he's armed with...MAGIC BROWNIES!!! Be afraid! COMPLETE AT LAST! REJOICE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Complete
Sins of the Fathers reviews
My RE epic: Evil does not die, but rises harder and stronger, those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/16/2003
Closure reviews
A woman finally receives closure-after Raccoon
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2003
After the end: an X-files AU reviews
after fleeing from the village mulder and scully are caught. Scully is " Killed" and Mulder is forced to become a tool of that which he hates most...
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/30/2002
Alive" The Star wars Music Video! reviews
I'm anxious to see what you peeps think of this...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/22/2002
daysinayear reviews
The X-files from the prospective of someone who works for the government.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2002
Star Bright reviews
Terrible with summeries, read and review peeze? oh, and meant to be a one-shot wonder folks :D
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Complete
Crossing over reviews
oh god. girl from our universe+Star wars universe episode one=good fanfic yes? read and review yes? please? pleeeese?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2002 - Published: 3/25/2002
Ten ways to die/and Dr. Birkin has a new Tyrant! reviews
Some ways to die in Resident evil the movie involving creative reasoning...and Dr. Birkin unveils his latest Tyrant...
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/30/2002
Between Earth and Sky reviews
Those who seek answers from the force walk the line between earth and sky...*sonfic w/Hoobastank's crawling in the dark Anakin POV* please R&R!!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2002
Allegory: Prequel/sequel to " Speech and Debate" reviews
sequel to " Speech and Debate" The force spirts think on themselves and their allegory existance.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/5/2002
Speech and Debate reviews
its crud, i know, believe me -_-; but Darth Vader is questioned by two sprits of the force...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/4/2002
PrimeTime reviews
Anakin has a little fun with a Jedi Holonet television...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 2/20/2002
In a galaxy far, far, away... reviews
What star wars and entertainment mean to me, in poem form. flames, comments, reviews, critics welcome.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21/2002
Their money's no good here." reviews
uh...two rather familar people from the new SW universe get drunk at a bar...please R&R
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/14/2002
The lord of the Mall reviews
Second Chapter now uploaded! the two floors! more chaos and mayhem and expect cameos from favorite fantasy & anime characters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001
How you remind me reviews
oh, gosh, this is my first fanfic here...um, Gendo gets his own little veiw of Eva, before there was eva. please R&R
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2001