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im jake i hate writing fanfiction but sometimes i do it even though id rather just read about boys doing it

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Brothers Can't Be Trusted by Kiwi Ninamori reviews
Itachi decides to entertain himself by winning over the heart of some poor sap. But what happens when that person happens to be Sasuke's own best friend and crush? Will Sasuke be able to keep Naruto out of his brother's clutches? ItaNaru ,mainly SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 205,276 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anatomy Lessons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Biology was the topic of study, today. Pre-SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Of Laughter and Denial by LunarIsOfficallyInsane reviews
A short drabble voicing my opinion on what Sebastian says to the Undertaker to make him laugh so much- SebastianxCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Undertaker - Complete
Unrequited Everything by Mandolina Lightrobber reviews
There are limits to everything, but Grell blissfully ignores them all.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Nature Boy by Maiden of the Moon reviews
If you love something, let it go. SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
False Hope by lilacbird reviews
Wolfram loved Yuuri. Yuuri loved Wolfram. But they weren't the same type of love.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Wish Upon a Lost Wing by Chronoquest reviews
Uchiha Sasuke had everything in the world – and would never call himself lonely. But he learns what company is when a blonde Angel by the name of Uzumaki Naruto comes into his life, bringing with him more than Sasuke dared dream about. ShonenAi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,995 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When The Stars Bleed by Cat In My Fridge reviews
For we are joined, and always have been; and one day, we will be one. Sebastian x Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Thanks by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In which Finny gives Bard an unexpected gift, and Bard, in return, thanks him. BardxFinny fluff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Baldroy, Finnian - Complete
Spider Web by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He wants to kiss him. Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bed Sheet by NavyBlueWings reviews
A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All For Our Best Friends by dark-night-sky reviews
Gaara, sensitive, cold and distant. Neji, popular and quiet. However, when their best friends start hanging out, will sparks fly? And what kind of sparks are we talking about here? Yaoi, NejiGaara, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,807 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insanity by kally77 reviews
Crack!fic. Spoilers for manga up to #412. NaruSasu - kinda. Naruto got turned into a toad. Only a kiss from his closest friend will turn him back into himself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dictionary by fowl68 reviews
Why the hell are you looking in the dictionary for that!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasm by Silentz reviews
..."I still can't figure out why I kissed him." Naruto and Gaara. The sun and the moon. One and the same. A sudden mission in the Sand Village causes Naruto to reevalutate his relationship with the Kazekage. NaruGaara. Yaoi. 3-part-fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Forget Me Not by animeangel665 reviews
Ritsuka never wants to be forgotten...but what if he wants to forget? Just when Soubi is almost able to get a love confession out of Ritsuka a team named Helpless shows up and makes Ritsuka question how he feels for Soubi and...the Loveless fighter unit?
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,144 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Skirt Tragedy by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Naruto made a bet with Kiba, and had to wear girls’ uniform in order to find out a certain Uchiha’s true sexuality. This is a YAOI fic. No homophobes and flames, please! You’ve been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Carnal Attraction by SerenNoir reviews
Gaara can't help the way he feels around the kitsune. How can Naruto make his socially reclusive friend realize that he needs to learn the art of discretion? Oh, and that he's not gay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Fireworks by animeangel665 reviews
And when the fireworks go off you'll know you found him.Two-shot SasuNaru with mentions of ShikaKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by KitsuneFun reviews
It's the night of the last day of the year and Naruto wants to confess in order to start the New Year out right. He just hopes everything turns out ok and that his shot isn't ruined for the coming year. SasuNaru BoyLoveYaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tricked by love by John Connolly reviews
What happends when two people dont know that the person they love, loves them? What happends when jealousy gets the better of some one? Is it death? SasuNaru Death fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cuddling Buddy by WaiiKitsune reviews
Yup, Uchiha Sasuke was definitely jealous of the 'goddamn pink thing of doom'. And Naruto? Well, he just loves to cuddle. SasuNaru. Drabble. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2007 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Ask by Mystik Genie reviews
And I know it sounds absurd and I know we've never spoke a word: Watching 'him', too afraid to ask, that simple question, that would be the start of their relationship SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dying In Darkness, Waiting In Light by ghostly.soul.of.a.writer reviews
[NaruSasu] You place a kiss on each of my closed eyelids before you lips find mine. It’s a sweet, chaste kiss that ends abruptly as someone rips you away from me. I can hear you screaming and struggling and calling out for me [death][oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ponderings of an Uchiha by Reno of the Troika reviews
What does it mean to be Uchiha Sasuke? Companion piece to Snow and Ramen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Famous Last Words by Amarxlen reviews
Left alone with no light in the world, these are his famous last words. He just hopes that the one they're meant for hears them. SasuNaru Shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Favorite Color by with eyes looking up reviews
Naruto on Sasuke's favorite color. [Slight SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
20 Things About Sasunaru By: Sakura, Ino, Hinata by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Sakura, Ino and Hinata write a list of twenty things about Sasuke and Naruto. The couple finds it and things aren't pretty. Though, they are funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Once I'm Gone by animeangel665 reviews
Naruto's tired of giving second chances. SasuNaru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Irony by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Sex isn’t supposed to be about love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seduction of Naruto by Vree reviews
How Sasuke and Naruto got together. Festivalcliche, OOC and Yaoi all wrapped into one story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mating Season! by InuYashieLover reviews
SEQUEL TO RESSURECTED: It's mating season, and InuYasha is uncontrolable! What will the gang do to prevent him from going crazy? InuxKag SanxMir
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,387 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Skittles Remind Me Of by SkyUnderSeige reviews
Skittles plus Naruto plus Names equals a confused Sasuke.And what's with Sasuke's pile being the farthest away?How does Sasuke take Naruto when his blonde's naming.... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Jelp reviews
When Naruto doesn’t confess to what’s affecting his ninja duties, Sasuke demands that Naruto fix his problem. Sasuke even follows Naruto home to make sure that he’s ok only to discover Naruto’s problem is a bit more complicated than he thought. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I hate everything about you by Roxxi-koiboto reviews
I hate everything about you, why do i love you? SasuXNaru mildlemon. Song fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ressurected by InuYashieLover reviews
InuYasha and the gang go to a village that seems familiar to InuYasha. The friends go through some feverish times in this village, and meet someone that no one expected. InuxKag SanxMir
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,002 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocent Kiss by animeangel665 reviews
Kio has alot to teach Yayoi. KioxYayoi Oneshot
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Lost and Found by animeangel665 reviews
Not everything missing stays lost forever. SasuNaru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Hoping by animeangel665 reviews
Kio isn't ready to admit his flaws. KioxYayoi Oneshot
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
One To Many by animeangel665 reviews
Sasuke prefers one time things.SasuNaru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Problem With Perverted Minds by Iced Blueberry Tea reviews
A quirky little oneshot. Those who don't know about this anime can read anyway, characters don't really matter to you people. Syp: Matsuri overhears something that he thinks he shouldn't hear and thinks perverted...
Sukisho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Eyes by ToriMiu reviews
Eyes. Naruto hated them. He hated how they looked at him, gazes filled with hatred and loathing for what was inside him. But for some strange incomprehensible reason... Sasuke's eyes were different... SasukeXNaruto fluffy oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When It Rains by animeangel665 reviews
He loved the rain because no one could see his tears. Oneshot. Character death
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Anything by animeangel665 reviews
Yuiko would do anything to see Ritsuka smile. Oneshot
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
My Obsession by animeangel665 reviews
Ritsuka wasn't gay, just obsessed. SoubixRitsuka Oneshot Rated T for questioning sexuality content
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto is gay for Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
N is for the Nakedness Naruto got to see when he yanked Sasuke’s towel away from him in the changing rooms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The wonder that is maths class! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto has a problem involving Sasuke, and chooses to blame it on maths. And doodles. And Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Better Than Me by FFirst2L reviews
Yuki has never been so depressed in his life and living almost a month without his lover is really taking it's toll...but will Yuki take Shuichi back or will he do something different or something OOC? Songfic, Mentioning of Violence, Language.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wrestling by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi gleefully interrupts Sasuke and Naruto whilst they're having sex, which leads to bad lies from Naruto and annoyance from Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Photography Session by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto discovers more than he'd bargained for whilst searching for his stolen kunai. SasuNaru slash oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Day Late by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
Sasuke finally caves in Sakura, the girl does have a point after all, it's better late than never! SasuNaru...random little thing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pain's Stoic Pleasures by Chronoquest reviews
[COMPLETED!]Gatou’s Auction House is the place to go to participate in an underground slave trade of young boys. Uchiha Sasuke is a wellknown customer of one night rentals, but what happens when he wants to take one of the top five home? SasuNaru, OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,253 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Congratulations! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Further evidence that Sasuke's life is one big uke moment. Kakashi appears, with a sign, after Naruto and Sasuke have sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Denial by Quack says the T-shape reviews
It seemed that Naruto was the only one in the village unaware of his sexuality. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forget My Love by Chronoquest reviews
[COMPLETED]. My hands searched the floor for something, anything that I could use as a weapon against this man. I stumbled onto a platform leather boot. It was one of Gaara’s, but I hoped he wouldn’t mind me beating this guy with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,746 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Live to Hate, Hate to Live by Chronoquest reviews
COMPLETED! When Naruto gets a strange visitor in his kitchen one night, he tries to avoid seeing that visitor ever again. Yet that visitor told him that if Naruto wanted to stay alive, he would stay away from his best friend. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,472 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Perfect Love Confession by Quack says the T-shape reviews
‘Sasuke, roses are red, violets are blue, I like cocks up my ass and yours will do!’ Naruto tries to write the perfect love confession to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto, in the closet about his gay feelings for Sasuke, accidentally gets locked in a closet. A closet in a closet, go figure. Musing, madness and near confessions ensue. SasuNaru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Acrophobia by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Unbeknownst to the general population of Konoha, Sasuke really didn’t like heights...something Naruto discovers as they travel on his giant frog.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Male bonding by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke realises his feelings for Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cuddling by Quack says the T-shape reviews
After sex, Naruto feels it's his right to fondle Sasuke a bit...something Sasuke disagrees with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Miso by goldfishlover73 reviews
The title, I must say has nothing to do with the story, well...Miso is said in the story.... Anyways. Naruto is acting jittery and Sasuke is determined to find out why. This is my first Fic of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Parallelism by FastForward reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto are training during the three years he went off with the Sannin. Jiraiya can't help but notice the parallel between him and Orochimaru, and Naruto and Sasuke. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
MASK by FastForward reviews
Series of oneshots about the six people in Naruto I believe wear masks. Can you guess which six?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
I Bleed Black by Chronoquest reviews
DISCONTINUED. Two boys, polar opposites, face trials that normal kids have only heard of in movies. They know they must rely on each other to pull through, but is it just too dangerous for them to be friends - or even more? AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,314 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How to Recognize an Uchiha by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue Eyed Blonde by Shiomi reviews
Naruto finds out that Sasuke likes a blue eyed blonde and tries to get him together with a blue eyed blonde he knows. Unfortunately, he's setting Sasuke up with the wrong blue eyed blonde, to Sasuke's annoyance. Sasuke x Naruto, Shikamaru x Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,228 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brand New Love by Chronoquest reviews
Uzumaki Naruto hates holidays like Christmas, mainly because of the “family”ness of the holiday. Being slightly like a Grinch, will Naruto realize that sometimes… your family doesn’t have to be your blood? SasuNaru. Shonen Ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's Electric by Appuru reviews
And just like that, it's gone, but the silent words are trailing in the breeze...You-are-mine. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/23/2004
Hybrid Theory by Chronoquest reviews
COMPLETED! When someone takes the Kyubi no Kitsune from Naruto… the weirdest thing happens… he becomes stuck in a female form. With the Kitsune gone, and him unrecognizable – people are nice. Does he really want to be 'Naruto' again? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,157 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Smile, Empty Soul by Chronoquest reviews
COMPLETED! SasuNaru. Naruto's parents (yes, he HAS parents) despise him and hate him more than anybody else does. So they take all of their anger out on him. What happens when Sasuke finds out that something's not quite right? WARNINGS: rapeincest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,397 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
Flowing Glower by Chronoquest reviews
When no one cares for you… when no one bothers to know your name… or learn your heart… can you truly find happiness while still alone? SasuNaru. Don't like... don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mine reviews
Stan is mine. I love him. I'm not willing to give him up. Style. Stendy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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