Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
WARNING: RATED T- FOR TEFFIFIC
Hello fellow fan-ficers (if that is your real name),
Here is everything you need to know about me:
Um... sorta new I hope you like my stories, some - ok most - will be kinda wierd and also random.
I LOVE Twilight and so should you! (If you are part of the evilness who does not LOVE Edward, meet me in the secret aly behind your house. Tell no one you are coming and dont envolve the po-po. And also dont be surprised if you never see your loved ones EVER AGAIN) If I could be a charactor in the blessed book, I would defenitly be Alice, 'cept be married to Edward instead of retarded Jazzy (j/k I LOVE Jasper. More than Carlisle, although not as much as Eddiy or Emmett).
My besties are Annie Settle, Lexi Penwarden, And my sister FreeXFlyer.
I am like the sun. I wake up at 6:20 A.M., I burn things if they get to close to me, and I have awesome dance moves.
WARNING: I Am Very Suspicious of things
Also I am addicted to Linkin Park and ChOcOlAtE!
YES I AM FEMALE YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLE!
I am a BITCH (Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cool Hottie)
Guys with Emo hair are like a blillion times more sexy than other guys.
I am so completly straight and so hopelessly cursed with singleness!! (But I am in love with Galipoka on YouTube. Watch his videos!!)
WARNING: If you don't like my stories, then don't read them!
My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!
ReAsOnS Edward is perfect:
1. Edward means Guardian
2. Bronze hair
3. Perfect Features
4. Perfect body
5. Perfect family (with the exception of Rosealie. Grrr...)
6. He's a Genius
7. He is a freaking fountain of wisdom
8. A million other things
1. He is in love with Bella and not me.
Although if we ever met the latter would most defenitly change! He doesn't know what he wants! He needs to be TOLD what he wants!! (cut to pic of me using evil laugh and rubbing hands together maniacly)
OMC I love Oceans Twelve because of the ending. If you have watched the movie you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, I have one word for you. Laser lights.
Anyways R&R because you Know how much I love it!
I want everyone to throw rotton tomatoes at Jacob black (hand-grenades work too).
Suspicious Things I Have Noticed in my incredibly Long Life-span of 13 years:
1. I CANNOT spell to save my life
2. Marrying inanimate objects is illegal in the state of Florida.
3. Especialy if it's toast
4. With butter
5. And "But toast is the cornicopia of all things good in life" is not an accepteable excuse for said marrige
6. Jerry Springer has a SERIOUS man-crush on The Hoff
7. And is always flirting with him on Americas Got Talent
8. Most people think I belong in the insane assylum
9. Except for the people who run said assylums
10. Because I drive them up the wall
11. If you stay up for three days straight, you will be seriously messed up in the head
12. So try not to play Truth or Dare During this period
13. Or you might end up strutting across you besties roof at Sunrise in nothing but your undergarments
14. And a highly attractive male neighbor of 16 might decide to walk the dog at this time
15. And end up being mentally scarred for life
16. All math teaches are Evil
17. And hate it when your cell rings in class
18. On the first day of school
20. Almost no straight men read and love Twilight
21. In Mario Princess peach gets captured EVERY DAMN TIME and has the little italian men save her
22. And so my conclusion is that the people who make those games are malshovinists!
23. Falling off the top bunk is very painful
24. Even more so if you have a collection of stilettos on your bedroom floor
25. Don't yell, "STORMS SUCK!" at the sky in the middle of a lightning storm
25. On the top of a large hill
26. Wearing a lightning rod on your head
27. Or you will die.
28. Dancing the tango with you sister is unwise if you are right next to a glass table
29. A glass table covered in broken mosiac pieces.
30. If you slurp your water too fast, you will choke to death
P.S. Yes I know I said LOVE like a million times but I just LOVE love, don't you? 'Specialy the Edwardelicious type!
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
COPY & PAISTIES!!!
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think anyone who doesn't agree with thew latter should be hit by a bus, .copy and paste this onto your profile
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who's tried smoking Limjack, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)
If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.(Freaky...)
Retarded sayings list:
1. Honestly one saying that gets me urked is the one about people loving you for your flaws. That makes no sense at all. Lets say you have a boyfriend and oneday you find out that he has committed 43 murders. Would you drop down on your knees and propose right then? Hmm? Ok, maby you need another example. Lets say you have a best friend but you find out she has a problem; she is a pathological talk-behind-the-backer. Do you understand now? Good.
2. And 'She was talking about me behind my back'? If you think about it that really means infront of your front. So you should look out for the people who talk about you infront of your back.
3. 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
4. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" What would that be? Create the most powerful civilization in the history of the world and then have it fall soon thereafter? Die? Because trust me, THE ROMANS ARE DEAD!
5. "Try to walk a mile in someone's shoes" I am convinced this is a conspiracy to get people either lost or shoeless! Or dead! What if you are on an island that only had enough space for you to stand up straigh on? Hmm? THEN YOU WOULD DIE!
6. "The eyes are the window to the soul" What is the door than? Your mouth? And if so, does that mean that you soul is a house where your food lives? The meaning beneath this saying is "Your soul is in your stomach." It is a conspiracy to get people obese, and then DEAD!
7. "Take the road less travled" As the Great Lemony Snicket said, (I'm paraphrasing here)There is a reason The Road Less Travled is less travled! It's most likely because there is a hungry bear living nearby and eats people who take The Road Less Travled! It a conspirasy to KILL YOU!
8. "Don't judge a book by it's cover" Why the hell not? Lets say you come across a book with very explicit photos on the front and the title being '10,000,000,000,000 different ways to mastrobate'? You, not wanting to be judgmental, buy this book for your 7 year old niece for her eighth birthday! It's a conspiracy to make little children mastrobate! Well, maby not that specific, but still!
9. "You are the apple of my eye" What does that mean? Are you a doctor that got hit with a well-aimed apple? Do you have an apple tree growing in your head? It's a conspiracy to make people eat your eyeballs! GROSS!
10. "I just wanna Eat you up" EW!! If I have to explain why this is wrong and a conspiracy of the baby KILLERS and EATERS, you must be a scary person! If you agree with this list, add you own, and then copy and paste!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you wish more people were like your friends on fanfic, copy and paste this onto your pro
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have no idea how people found out what Edwards middle name is, copy and paste this
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)
If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, Awsea-Mazin-licious
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your pro
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
Fang = 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott!
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!!)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Awsea-mazin-licious
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (I think Edward's REALLY scared right now...)
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your pro
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so white that white people call you white, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (My friend told him the second to last day of school!), freexflyer(and he ended up with my best friend), Awsea-mazin-licious (I hooked him up with my bestie just so they both would be happy)
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever gotten a paper-cut on your lips from kissing Twilight, copy and paste this onto your pro
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If When you get sent to the school counseler, you tell him/her how you parents like to stick you in a burlap sack and beat you with sticks (in a cheerful manner) copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 laughing your "butt" off.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901- heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901
"Meaning what?" He sounded irritated. "We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Select my name and press ALT + F4
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot
It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
EMO kids have cool hair.
EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami
BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists
I peed on the lyrics - Annie Settle
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT
Emo kids have cool hair
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness!
I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Vampire's like Baseball?
You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us!
Do I smell pineapple? That depends. Are you a fan of delicious falvor?
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Men should be like Kleenx: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Tootie, you in trouble - Facts of Life
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!
I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
If I asked for your oppinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but one right and one left make a light.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
A good friend will bail you out of jail
He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit
NO TREPASSING Violaters will be shot; Survivors will be shot again
I thought I was stupid, before I met you
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
My main set of morals when somebody insults me or does something annoying usually consist of three steps. 1. I ask them nicely to stop 2. I repeat with force 3. I insult them, cuss them out and or threaten doom, torture, and or enslavement.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be honest. Honestly. But it's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid.
If you were waiting for the oppertune moment, that was it
(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
You are utterly indecent! No one should look so tempting. It's not fair.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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