Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Misc. Books.
Likes/Loves: writing, reading (I can read and walk at the same time now), the color yellow, kittens, Marching Band, Cross Country running, jogging, laughing, drawing chalk pictures on the sidewalk, playing guitar and singing, playing OBOE, COFFEE (coffee is my life-force), Harry Potter, and listening to music.
Non-likes/Hates: miniskirts, getting my head smashed into walls, arguments, headaches, car rides, dog-eared books, wrong notes in band, the buzz of electricity, and boring classes/teachers.
Favorite Books: (here are a few from my hefty list): Twilight, Peeps, The Last Days, Warriors Series, Harry Potter Series, Kissing Doorknobs, The Host (everyone must read it!), The Traveling Pants Series, The Book Thief (best book ever written), The Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, My Sister's Keeper, If I Stay, Peeling the Onion, The Little Prince, Paper Towns, Uglies Trilogy (that is actually 4 books), 1984, Animal Farm, and Chicks w/ Sticks!
Favorite Movies/Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Bridge to Terrabithia (so sad...), I Am Legend, Sweeney Todd, Meet the Robinsons, The Terminal, Becoming Jane, Smallville, the Harry Potter movies, GLEE, Castle, Elizabethtown, Balto, Benny and Joon, and Crash.
Favorite Bands: Eiffel 65, Goo Goo Dolls, Secondhand Serenade, Regina Specktor, The Killers, The Police/Sting, McFly, Evanescense, The Weepies, Hellogoodbye, Augustana, The Fray, Cinematic Sunrise, Owl City, Anberlin, They Might Be Giants, Coldplay, Ludo, Cobra Starship, Wallflowers, Breathe Carolina, AFI, Angels and Airwaves, NeverShoutNever, Nick Lachely, Thriving Ivory, Train, Tom Petty, Green Day, Nickelback, Sum 41, Jack's Mannequin, Breathe Carolina, John Denver, Elton John, Safety Suit, Simon and Garfunkel, Foo Fighters, Tegan and Sara, Fleetwood Mac, Paramore, and The Alan Parsons Project.
Favorite Sayings: "Beneath this mask there is more flesh, beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof." -V, V for Vendetta.
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." - E. L. Doctorow
"Sticks and stones may break her bones, but words will make her starve herself."
“What makes the desert beautiful,” said the little prince, “is that somewhere it hides a well…”
Please Read What's Under This
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Read this till the end till you pass judgment on me.
I like to write so I MUST be either a nerdy geek or an overachiever.
I think I might be BI, so I MUST be attention deprived.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
Paste this onto your profile to stop stereotypes! Bold the ones that apply to you!
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever been hit on the head with a writor's block, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
One evening an old P.E. teacher told his students about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, “Students, the battle is between two “wolves” inside us all.
One is evil. It is self-doubt, inferiority, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is good. It is hope, humility, joy, peace, love, serenity, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.”
The students thought about it for a minute and then asked their teacher: “Which wolf wins?”
The old P.E. teacher simply replied, “The one you feed.”
repost this if you thought it was...something...and loved my P.E. teacher for handing it out to me.
Too Much Speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say--”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell, “I’m the groom.”
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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
Best friends through thick and thin!
I thought it was funny:
Roses are red,
If you ever randomly burst into song, copy this onto your profile.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
-On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
'Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop:
1. Get boxes of condoms and put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
4. Put some M&M's on lay-away.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) TRY and feed someone hamburger helper
like in that hamburger helper commercial.
So, why don't we get to know each other better, dear reader?
Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain?
If so, I hope you don't pass out and get pneumonia.
If you have ever ran up a down escalator or vise-versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
Musing of George Carlin
Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross the road at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced-bread?
One thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you fail, and suceed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Light Bulb Jokes
How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--Four. One to change it and three to deny it.
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--That depends, does it have health insurance?
How many lawyers does it take...?
--How many can you afford?
How many CEO's does it take...?
--None. We contract out for things like that.
How many military information officers?
--At the present time it is against our policy and our strategy's best interests to divulge information of that nature. Next question.
Exercise For People Over 50
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags...Then try 50-lb potato bags and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight out for more than a full minute.\
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
What Have I Learned Over the Years?
I started with nothing...I still have most of it.
When did my wild oats turn to runes and All Bran?
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, then where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
The first rule of holes: If you're in one, stop digging.
I went to school to become a wit, I only got halfway through.
It was all so different before everything changed.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I wish the buck stopped here; I could use a few of them.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The only time the worlds beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she re-post this bulletin
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Thanks for reading...anyways...I love reviews also:) -_-!
Your Humble Servant,
Isabell the Looser...
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