JasperHaleRox
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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

1) You have read both Twilight and New Moon at least 3 times.

2) You own both above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Eclipse comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire.

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Eclipse: August 7, 2007"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 7th!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43). You noticed there is no number 25

By the way, all of these are true of me, just so you know.

29 reasons to hate Jacob Black:

(I had a fanfic with 29 reasons to hate Jacob Black, but I'm deleting it because we can't have lists and I'm posting it in my profile instead.)

1. Jacob likes Bella

2. He tries to kiss her in New Moon

3. He succeeds in Eclipse

4. He tricks Bella into kissing him in Eclipse

5. He gives Bella's motorcycle to Charlie to get her in trouble

6. He hates the Cullens

7. He thinks about Bella in her "zombie period" in front of Edward to make him suffer

8. He tries to convince Bella to break up with Edward

9. He manages to convince Bella that she loves him

10. He teaches Bella how to ride a motorcycle

11. He promises to take Bella cliff-diving

12. When Edward calls to see if Bella is alive, Jacob tells Edward Charlie is at the funeral

13. He never gives up on Bella, even when she's engaged

14. He broke the treaty in Twilight and nothing happened to him

15. He thinks if Edward hadn't come back from "LA," he and Bella would be happy together

16. He tries to get Bella to like him when she's a zombie

17. He tries to stop Bella from going to Italy to save Edward

18. He abandons Bella when he became a werewolf

19. He hikes with Bella in the woods when the "bears" are there

20. He tries to convince Bella to stop going to see if Carlisle was there when his car was parked in Bella's driveway

21. He tries to get Bella to break up with Edward because Edward's not human and tries to convince her that he's better for her since he's "human"

22. He grew his hair longer because he thought Bella like it better

23. He fights in the war and gets hurt when Bella begs him not to go

24. He isn't happy ofr Bella when she's happy with Edward

25. He's jealous of Edward and won't admit it

26. He wants to interfere in Bella's life so she does't become a vampire

27. He says that he'd prefer Bella to die than become a vampire

28. He doesn't get that Bella doesn't want him that way

29. He tries to make Edward jealous and succeeds

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (haha... TWILIGHT for me)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked beacause it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADD is Automatic Death Disorder

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

I have them all! put them in your profile if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!!!!

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared?)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is if you randomly go up to some hot guy on the street and tell them that their bronze hair reminds you of Edward Cullen. Crazy is if you spend a whole day studying for a test and you realize you already took it (I was tired!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, JasperHaleRox

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

if a pencil has ever gotten jammed in your neck (or another part of your body) put this in your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your hair can be considered a weapon, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, JasperHaleRox

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, JasperHaleRox

If someone asked you how old you were and you said the wrong age, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sleep around two hours a night because you stay up reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or Twilight related fanfics, copy this onto your profile.

If everything you see reminds you of Twilight, copy this onto your profile.

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Edward's Twilight reviews
This is the entire book Twilight, only it's in Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007
The Talk reviews
Emmett and Edward talk.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Jacob Black's Revenge reviews
What happens when Edward comes back to Bella without the cliffdiving scene to see Jake and Bella kissing? How far will Jake go when Edward steals Bella away from him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2007
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