Gilded Muse
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Joined 11-29-01, id: 132863
Author has written 24 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, RENT, and Firefly.
Gilded Muse (gilld'ed myooz) n.

1) A source of inspiration embellished upon to give a beautiful but deceptive outward appearance. A thought or creative idea covered in a thin layer of gold as to make look more attractive and pleasing than actually is.

2) Archaic. A poet smeared with blood.

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I am a horrible, horrible person who writes about men (and sometimes boys) get it on with other man (and sometimes boys). I feel no remorse or shame for posting stories that's only collective redeeming quality is that someone may read them and, inspired by the lack of actual plot, be forced to write something with more content that straight out gay smut.

And I it like that way.

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I have a link to some of my other fanfic; Rent, Hitchhiker's Guide, Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Last Five Years, NC-17 material. I take stroies off FF.Net every now and then to keep the list reasonable, so if you can't find a story or you're interested in reading more or just prefer reading on LJ, then here is a link:

Complete List of FanFic

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A Little Business by Blue Tears reviews
AU: Maybe if Mark had followed his parents wishes and studied business, things would have been so much easier. Well, maybe. MR
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,953 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
Learn Your ABC's by fadeinonme reviews
They laughed, fought, got drunk, sang, filmed, loved, lost, and on rare occassion cried. A collection of one shots featuring Mark and Roger, eventually one for every letter of the alphabet. Not really slash. Rated for cussing. E is for early.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
After Him by I heart scrawny Jewish boys reviews
Mark is sick of everyone misunderstanding his motives. Slashy.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Ballad of Mark and Roger by V.G. Marks reviews
Sometimes the notes fall flat and go sour, but it's still music anyway. Unrequited Mark&Roger, musical canon.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Sex and Captain Crunch by fizzingwhisbee reviews
My own twisted Mark meets Rogerfic. Rated M for situational content.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 10/13/2005
Beware Jealous Betelgeusians by Demus reviews
Ford is being remarkably touchy about very insignificant things. Chapter 10 a random scene, and love that's lost. Contains slash, not very graphic, and probably wild inaccuracy. I'm now taking requests for BJB!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,933 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
The Whole World's Gone Gay by incendiary-wit reviews
Written for Aubrey's challenge thingy. MaureenJoanne discussing MarkRoger
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/15/2005
A Matter of Time by Petite Doll reviews
Anakin tags along on a rather . . . unusual mission, with unexpected results. SLASH.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
It Starts to Sink In by Wakingupto42 reviews
The End. CHAPTER THREE DONE. FA. RR please. (now complete)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
A Child in Your Arms by Demus reviews
Arthur's gone missing on a planet full of thugs and Ford has to find him. Unashamedly fluffy hurtcomfort, brimming with FA slash potential. Usual disclaimers apply
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
Fortytwo to One Against by leelee3 reviews
FordArthur slash. Ford finds it hard to tell Arthur how he feels.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Parallel Reality by Insert Cliche Here reviews
RENTfic, MR slash. (Not exactly sure when it takes place. At any rate, Roger and Mark are alone.) Circumstances lead to a long reflection on Mark and Roger's parallel ideas of reality.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2005
Searching for a Sign by Larissa3 reviews
My first fan fiction, and my first M/R. ::COMPLETE!::
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,486 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Complete
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Bleeding On The Bathroom Floor reviews
April didn't die until Mark killed her. He's not going to make the same mistake with Mimi.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Mark C., April E. - Complete
Where Are You Going Little Girl? reviews
Pre-Series, Simon tries to give his little sister advice before she leaves for the Academy.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Simon, River - Complete
Bedtime Stories for Bohemians reviews
As the official storyteller director, filmmaker of the group, it's left to Mark to tell the rock star and his sleepy girlfriend a bedtime story.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Move Along reviews
A series of shorts reflecting on how the other bohemians see their time with the filmmaker.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Mark C. - Complete
Don't Say It reviews
They're best friends, and he'd do anything for the guy, but there are some things Mark would rather not hear Roger say.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Suspicions reviews
Mimi catches Mark and Roger being suspecious and, really, knowing that doesn't Mimi deserve to hate him?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Mimi M., Roger D. - Complete
Who Am I? reviews
Joanne is worried about being late to their halloween party when Maureen helps to distract her with thoughts of Mark and Roger.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Joanne J., Maureen J. - Complete
When We Are Happy reviews
When Mimi leaves her cat with the boys for a month, no one could predict that Roger would become so attached to it. Or that Mark would be so jealous. MarkRoger.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,541 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Holiday Mistake reviews
It's Mark's first Halloween in New York City, and Roger decides to give his new roommate quite the treat. MarkRoger.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
All Those Sweet Kisses reviews
April watches Mark and Roger's relationships grow.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
The Double Standard reviews
Mark feels like he's always on the outside of his friends, looking in, but at least from a distance he can't get hurt.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Mark C. - Complete
Everyone But Him reviews
Everyone thinks they have Mark and Roger all figured out. The way they act, everyone has figured out who loves who.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Against The Wall reviews
Mark deals with Angel's death the only way he knows how.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Mark C., Angel D. - Complete
Down For The Count reviews
Mark always gets himself stuck in the middle.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Mark C. - Complete
Like This reviews
Oneshot. Mark and Roger need each other like this. MarkRoger.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Touch & Tell Lullaby reviews
Roger tries to chase away Mark's nightmares, but he can't seem to get past the nightmare he's living in. As his life falls apart, Roger leans on Mark, but Mark wants more than that. MarkRoger. COMPLETE.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,729 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
A Series of Important Talks reviews
The converstaions of Peter, James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius about love, poofs, and why teenage boys should never be left to work things out by themselves. Slash. SiriusRemus. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mechanical Memory reviews
Oneshot. Mark takes the evening to try and remember something. Slash. MarkRoger.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
When It Rains reviews
Everything important in Remus's life happens when it rains. SiriusRemus slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,185 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Memory Kiss reviews
One Shot: Remus can remember everything about his friend. So much so it's almost frightening. SiriusRemus Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
So This Is It reviews
Ford gets Arthur in yet another life-death situation. Arthur ends up lamenting. FordxArthur Slash.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
The Latent Effects of Aisor Bma reviews
One Shot: Nothing out of the ordanary. Arthur gets rather drunk. Ford gets rather kinky. Obviously, FordArthur Slash. Light Towel!Bondage. Companion piece to 'Bits & Pieces'.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Bits & Pieces reviews
One Shot. Ford is having trouble with his guide entries. Arthur's having trouble dealing with Ford. Cute, fluffy slash. FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
Improbability Kissing reviews
One Shot: Arthur gets confused by the improbability of Ford actually kissing him. Cute, fluff piece. Slash.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete