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Joined 07-17-07, id: 1328635, Profile Updated: 04-07-10
Author has written 19 stories for House, M.D., and CSI.

It's amazing how much your life can change without even realizing how long or abruptly it happened. I don't remember when I last updated a chapter in any of my stories. I don't remember the last time I was at home with time to actually indulge in my only creative outlet. I'll see if I can push through the suffocating pressure of life obligations and complications at least one day to update any of my fictions. A few I might abandon, and the rest I'll keep on life support. Thanks for your patience and thank you for reading.

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Broken by ICantBelieveImNotButter reviews
Roses are dead, Violets aren't true, Look underground, She's growing near you....Warning huge OOC in the chapters to come. So don't read if you don't like that kind of stuff.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 125,852 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/13/2006 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Breaking the Dam by DoctorJekyll reviews
Devasted after Kutner's death House finds himself at Cuddy's house in the middle of the night.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
It Started With A Rose by Bree In Diamonds reviews
Cuddy finds a rose and a letter in her mailbox, written by someone that makes himself out to be the perfect man. When something sounds too good to be true, it usually is. A smitten Cuddy falls for him..and she falls hard
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,157 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
The Island by Bree In Diamonds reviews
On their way to a proposal in Japan, House and Cuddy's flight goes down in the Pacific. Being the only survivors, they drift to a deserted island miles away from the wreckage with nothing except one another to hold onto
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 132,304 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Color Red by Miku Siran reviews
Dr.Lisa Cuddy was found dead in her bedroom on Valentine's day. It was recorded as a suicide, but House knows there's more to the story. He teams up with an unlikely person to find the truth before her death is forgotten forever. huddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,158 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Unexpected, Unsurprising, Unforgettable by Gabiroba reviews
House and Cuddy are made to go to a conference, but what will happen when they get caught up in the moment? Who will give in first? Rating T, HUDDY! There is an eventual mini crossover with CSI, but it can be taken as OCs in case you are not a fan.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Jail and Other Prisons by Duckie Nicks reviews
House and Wilson are in jail because of a bar fight. They have to call Cuddy to bail them out. How will this affect their friendships? And can Wilson keep this a secret from Amber aka CTB? Spoilers for 4x12. Mentions of WCu, HCu, and WA. One shot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - J. Wilson, L. Cuddy - Complete
When Two Worlds Collide by torzi-bom reviews
How much do the staff at Princeton Plainsboro really know about their Dean of Medicine? Everyone gets more than they bargained for when Cuddy's two worlds collide. Cuddycentric, HouseCuddy undertones. Please read and review! COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,250 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/14/2005 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
The House of Dresden by Sinister Scribe reviews
Formerly 'House Breaking' HouseDresden Files Xover. Huddy. Far fetched and funny. Extreme language, themes and sex. Different from my other stuff but give it a chance. COMPLETE
Crossover - House, M.D. & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy, H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Desperation by HouseAddiction reviews
House and Cuddy need to get social lives...so they're back on the dating scene. HUDDY ALL THE WAY! No flames, please.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,942 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy
The Inspirationals by Sinister Scribe reviews
Author's write to change things. An old friend of Cuddy's brings about some change. Complex and huddy. Marked as Complete coz i don't think i'm ever gonna finish it.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,851 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Damage by Your Undoing reviews
Had he meant for this to happen? Had he considered their reactions as he swallowed that final pill?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - J. Wilson, L. Cuddy - Complete
Pictures at an Exhibition by Barbara Barnett reviews
Complete. House deals with Foreman's resignation and his growing attratction to Cuddy. Spoilers from House Training through the finale. Please review, rec and enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,685 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
She Has Your Eyes by EvanescentBeauty reviews
COMPLETE! Cuddy secretly had House's child in college, but put her up for adoption. Now, the girl has entered PPTH, and it's time for Cuddy to come clean. Huddy, with a bit of inferred CuddyWilson in the middle.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,700 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Not With a Bang, but With a Whimper by DIY Sheep reviews
What if House went too far? What if it all went wrong and there was no last minute save? Strong House and Wilson friendship, plus Cuddy and a rat. FINISHED and COMPLETE with DVD extras and deleted scenes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,484 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Game, Set, Match by ScarlettScribble reviews
House and Cuddy are competitve by nature, who will end up on top? :P This has House/Cuddy and Wilson/OFC smut! Hence the M rating. REVIEW please! COMPLETE! Note: This was my first story ever.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,735 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Ramblings From on High by Eleanor J reviews
Missing scene from Lines in the Sand. I just wondered what would have happened if Cuddy were to run into House after her meeting and he inhaled the gas.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Rediscovery by Eleanor J reviews
Cuddy is trapped during a blizzard at House's place. They reconnect and try to take that next step, but their own insecurities get in the way. Can they get over them to have a happyish ending?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,942 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Remember to Forget Me by Brine224 reviews
House is out to annoy Cuddy in a twisted attempt to win her over. But she has a surpise for him.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,042 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Stay or Leave by Enlee reviews
Dr. House has hit rock bottom. Can Lisa Cuddy help him get back on his feet? HouseCuddy...Chapter 30, the final chapter, is now up. Please Read and Review!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,097 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
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Lights, Camera, Action? reviews
What happens when PPTH becomes the set for a movie? With none other than doctors themselves as the actors? ...maybe you should read and find out... Huddy! and Wilson.OC
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Her Inner Child reviews
house is hearing voices. well one voice. Cuddy's daughter's voice. continuation into ep. Known Unknowns, Lucas, !drugged! Wilson, huddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2009
Lethal Lullaby reviews
cuddy falls into an inexplicable coma after a psychic visits the hospital. As house tries to save cuddy from the dangers of a permanent slumber, he ventures deep into the caged areas of her mind she never intended to reveal... full summary inside huddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Guilty Until Proven Innocent reviews
Huddy/Chameron/Luddy. Mystery/suspense/drama. the aftermath of the Tyrant ep. House has finally made a move, but can't remember it. The police are here to investigate. Everyone is on edge. but where is cuddy? please R&R
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009
Baptized by Fire reviews
SEQUEL to Blood, Sweat, and Tears. death cannot go unpunished. The restored order of the hospital is about to fall to pieces once again unless the doctors of PPTH can find out who is after them, and how to stop him. lots of action;eventual huddy;old team
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
The Pretender reviews
In a world of sugar-coated corruption, no one is real; no one can be trusted. The real advice is simple: Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer, but when the two are one in the same, keep your distance. And never believe your ears when...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
The Road Not Taken reviews
House's evolving madness shows him the life he could have had as his current world is tossed upside down. Huddy continuation of the season 5 finale
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
See You in Hell reviews
Inspired by All-American Rejects' "Gives You Hell". One-shot. Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Better or Dead reviews
Inspired by the ep.'social contract'. It's time for them to change. Not for better or worse, but better or dead. The doctors think they're earning a benefactor's money through community service; what they don't know, won't hurt them...or will it?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009
Vulnerable reviews
After the events of "Let them eat cake" Cuddy has given up on a relationship with House. How will House win her over now without the help of Wilson, but the interference of him? wuddy and huddy not in a threesome kind of way, just trust me Please R&
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008
Fractured Reality reviews
A dream I had last night. Can't really summarize. Huddy undertones I suppose. Appearences by House Wilson and Cuddy. Please R&R! Complete! Plus deleted scenes and commentary!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
McNamaraTroy reviews
[Huddy] [[HouseNipTuck crossover]] With their new firm in LA not taking off as expected, McNamaraTroy are sent to New Jersey. What new conflicts will this stir between the doctors of PPTH? [no knowledge of NipTuck required]
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Breathing Slowly reviews
When Cuddy vanishes without warning will House and Wilson be able to put aside their problems after the results of "Wilson's Heart" to find Cuddy and bring her back home safely?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy
House of Seizures reviews
When Cuddy has a seizure in the middle of the hospital, it's up to House and his team to find out why before her unknown illness kills her. But is the answer as easy as a simple diagnosis when Cuddy's hallucinations aren't what they seem?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Soundtrack of an Atypical Day reviews
Basically a multi chapter story based on songs shuffled from my ipod YOU choose the songs! Huddy! CHAPTER 8: Poison/The Reason; BBD/Hoobastank! Please R&R! COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Blood, Sweat, and Tears reviews
When the hospital is taken hostage, the doctors of PPTH are forced to make decisions without hesitation. But when such vital decisions are made quicker than your next breath, you are bound to make a bad one. What will it cost them in the end? COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,690 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Cold Cases Revisited reviews
Mysterious messages are being sent to Catherine at the lab. Could these be the clues she's been looking for to finally help her solve the murders of her best friend and exhusband? possible Grillows later
CSI - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Catherine W., Gil G.
Words We Could Never Speak reviews
The desire to know the story behind this desolate domicile is much too powerful. The unheard, untold stories radiating from every object in the room consumes you. Controls you. It has played witness to something incredible. Sad. Heartbreaking. Exciting...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - G. House - Complete
Old Friends, New Enemies reviews
Cuddy's estranged father is admitted into PPTH. While Cuddy copes with tragic memories, tensions brew between House and Wilson when Wilson becomes Cuddy's shoulder to lean on. [Some Wuddy moments, but ultimately Huddy]. COMPLETE! Plus Epilouge!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,231 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete