OyNebach42
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Joined 07-18-07, id: 1328881, Profile Updated: 11-25-13
Author has written 17 stories for Holes, Star Wars, Bonanza, Ned's Declassified SSG, Wolf's Rain, and Teen Wolf.

Nov 25th 2013 - I am still alive people. Currently working on a Nanowrimo project to get over my way too long writer's block. I hope to write update something soon.


Here's some random stuff about me: I'm a twenty something gal, and I happen to live in Israel. I am also an Orthodox Jew and proud of it. Like a lot of other people on here, I like reading, writing and drawing. Umm.. what else? I am an award winning artist. (For real, not making that up) I went to a school that offered art as an elective and got awarded a scholarship for my piece (to a teaching college that specializes in art education). That's the coolest thing that ever happened to me. My art piece was a comic about Antisemitism called "Through Thick and Thin".

Anyway, enough about me.

If you came to my profile looking for a story and found I have deleted it, sorry! Some of them were just sitting there getting old and grey. They were stories that didn't work, because of a non-decent plot or characters, and since there was no way they could make it, I took them down.

Long Gone Stories-

The Treasure of Three- An Artemis Fowl fic about three dragons and their treasure. Discontinued because of faulty characters and a huge complicated plot line.

Six pointed Star- A Holes fic about a Jewish boy who gets sent to CGL. Discontinued because of lack of interest in my part.

Dig it Alf- Alf/Holes crossover, was actually ok, but no one had ever seen both of them (except me), so it was kind of a waste.

A New Hole- A Holes/Starwars fic -was actually pretty funny, and kind of good, but I got tired of writing it.

There was another Starwars story I took down as well, but I can't remember what I called it.

And another that, for the sake of keeping the peace, won't be mentioned. (Cough, Cough) Discontinued because I was tired of the flames.

Stories In Progress Now: AKA: Stuff I'm still working on:

Daddy Dearest: A Star Wars fic. in which Anakin finds a baby outside his door. It really NEEDS an update.

Night Life: My Wolf's Rain story about Tsume in the post paradise world. He can't remember who he is or that he's a wolf.

Ned's Declassified Fan Fiction Survival guide: Is a ndssg fic (duh!) where I write out FF tips in a story format. Every once in awhile, I'll add a new chapter.

Just Acquaintances: My new Holes fic all about how Zigzag and Squid first came to CGL.

Another State of Mind: A Teen Wolf fic in which Derek and Stiles switch bodies.

Finished Stories: (Random observations on Fics I've completed)

Holes Fiction

The Framing of Magnet: This was my first fanfiction that I published on FF. Re-reading it brings back a lot of happy memories for me. It's basically about Magnet getting framed (bet you didn't know that!) It will always be my first. I wouldn't go back and change anything about it, even though some people are a bit cardboard and there's hinting towards a Mary Sue. The incredible awesomeness of Batman Zigzag cannot be denied. Squid and Zigzag made that story.

If Only His Pocket Hadn't Started Barking: Oyish, and I mean Oyish. This is another Magnet story all about his past. How he got arrested, what his home life was like, etc. I had fun writing this one, but it's kind of painful for me to re-read. There wasn't much pulling for it. I still like it, though. I appreciate my whole shop lifting gang, and Grande Gato especially. I kind of wish I knew then what I know now about characterization and reading into the reasons why people tick.

Gilded Light of Green Lake: Fun fic! This one was all cannon and wonderful. I got to mess around with Zigzag and Squid again, and I kind of explored Squid as a character more. (He was creeping up in the Framing, and is almost the central character here) When I think back on Holes' fics, this one pops immediately to mind. It was also my only mystery/horror-isk story on here.

April First: LOL! Awesome story, if I do say so myself. Squid has now moved up to being the main character and it's told from his perspective. I loved writing this one, because I knew people were going to click on it thinking it was a mary-sue and when they got to then end, they were in for the shock of their lives! My only regret is that I didn't proof read it well enough it my haste to get it out. There were far too many typos, and it was meant to be written in the present tense, but I kept messing that up.

Seven Spanish Angels: What- EET! In a moment of insanity, I DID write a Girl at camp green lake story XD. It's a song fic- death fic thing that I don't even know why I bothered writing. Anyway, it only ever got one review, and I guess we all know why.

Man Slaughter: Weird fic. And yes I am now aware of the HUGE drug blunder I made. It's another case of 'wish I knew back then what I know now'. A lot more serious than my other Holes stories, this one talks about Zigzag's arrest for - you guessed it - man slaughter. Not my most stunning piece of work.

Starwars Fiction

Spaghetti!: This was the Starwars story that started it all. One of the weirdest stories I ever wrote, but definitely a ton of fun. Anakin is the perfect narrator. This is another one that brings back happy memories of when I wrote it. Worth a read, sometimes I re-read it myself and laugh at jokes that I forgot I put in there.

Just Charge It!: Anakin again, this time going shopping with Padme. Amazing. I seemed to have hit the nail on the head with this one. So many jokes, sword fights, an evil twin... This story has it all. Definitely my master piece in the Starwars section.

Sitherwocky: Poems from Alice in wonderland mashed up with Starwars. What was I smoking!? My only poetry on here, and the first of my stories to ever be in a community.

Bonanza Fiction

Truths Behind Unexplained Adam Mess-ups: Well, this was certainly not my strongest story ever, and it's one of those wince inducing pieces. I'm not really that pleased with it. It was my first Bonanza story on fan fiction, though, so I have to give it some credit for that.

Slowly I turned: Another humor story, this one was based on a three stooges skit. It was fun to write and I am pleased with the end result. Worth the read, and especially good if you've already seen the a fore mentioned skit.

Angel of Death: Ah yes, my deep dark fic. Wow, I don't really know what made me write this one. The story sort of grew out of itself, which I think is one of it's great strengths. I'm a planner by nature, but sometimes that kills the artistic creative side of things. By giving the story the reigns, I think we see something original and strong. Angel of Death has the most hits out of all my stories. People seem to be continuing to read it, but I haven't gotten any new reviews in years. I would really like to hear from whoever is reading it so avidly. (Also it would set my mind to rest that it wasn't being analyzed and plagiarized) All I can say to sum up this story is just Dark Adam, that I think says it all.


Rant on the World in General

Dear World,

I'm sorry you're in the state that you are now... I wish people had taken care of you sooner. With so much evil and sin in you, I'm afraid you've become a rather dark place to live in. Kind of like Gotham City in Batman cartoons. Too many shadows and black patches.

The only way to get you to the way you need to be is by kindling lights. Acts of compassion and kindness, that's what you need. Hopefully, if enough of normal everyday folks get together and start lighting candles, we can make you into a brighter, happier place to be.

There doesn't have to be wars and hate and shoving crap into other peoples' faces. NONE of that helps anyway.

People just need to wake up and realize that the world doesn't revolve around them. We all need to get off of our high horses, stop acting like we're too good to get our hands dirty, and just do something. We CAN stop the world from spinning into chaos, there's still time. Nothing's been set in stone.

So get on your work clothes and roll up your sleeves, because it's time to give,

OyNebach42

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Armpit? by No Name and the Lonely Machine reviews
My take on how exactly Theodore became known as Armpit. Rated T for some swearing. One-shot.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Armpit - Complete
A Matter of Perception by animeloveramy reviews
When a spell goes wrong and Merlin and Arthur swap bodies, confusion is created in Camelot. Arthur is not amused. Reveal fic. Not slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,256 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Claws In Me by whump-and-angst reviews
AU one shot. What would happen if Scott had accidentally been the one to kill Peter Hale?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Scott M. - Complete
A Life in Moments by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Part 2 of the 'Life in Moments' Trilogy and sequel to 'A Lion and a Unicorn'. Story told in oneshots, drabbles and longer story arcs across multiple time lines. Contents list is in chapter 101. Believe me, you'll need it.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
A Second Chance by Dara Tavar reviews
Darth Vader prays to the Force to give him a chance to fix his mistake and defeat Sidious. Then wakes from a nightmare realizing who he is, Anakin Skywalker! Will he do the right thing this time around? Can he save her and their kids from a horrible fate?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 55,830 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Challengers by brickroad16 reviews
When Arthur thinks that Merlin and Morgana's friendship has started to push the bounds of propriety, Morgana has to make a decision. M/M.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,294 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
A Lion and a Unicorn by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Part 1 of the 'Life in Moments' Trilogy. Morgana dreams and in trying to work out what it means she discovers something about Arthur's servant.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,456 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
What's Kurt on? by Kosh17 reviews
Finals are coming and Kurt is trying to pass them by studying with an Asian relaxation tea that makes Kitty and others are very suspicious. Join the entire cast of zany x-men as they grapple with suspicion, gossip and respect. Reference to narcotics use. No actual use contained within. Entrance fee is a review. Just kidding. Chpt 5 is now up!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Billy Best Meanest Hombre in the West by Pixar reviews
Billy Best aka Joe Cartwright finds out that being a gunslinger is simply confusing. This is my third in the Billy Best series, let's see what mischief Little Joe gets up to this time
Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Glory by southplains reviews
A What-Happened-Next for the episode "My Brother's Keeper". Sometimes it's the invisible wounds that take longest to heal.
Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Kelsey's Declassified Fanfic Survival Guide by Euphoric Weaver reviews
I have read so many fanfics and over analyzed them to the point of never wanting to read another fanfic, ever again, and have discovered what it takes to create a great fanfic. Read and discover the secrets of the all powerful fanfic!
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Shadow by Nanuk reviews
After Adam left the Ponderosa...
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004
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Another State of Mind reviews
Non-Slash. Derek, Stiles, a flash of lightning and presto! You've got a big problem on your hands. Derek's trapped in Stiles' body while Stiles is trapped in Derek's. Maybe even for good. Inspired by a remark at Comic-con and set during season one. Reviews are appreciated! Chapter 13 is up.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,295 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Just Acquaintances reviews
No Slash. On CGL, you hardly ever see Zigzag without Squid, or Squid without Zigzag. They're like peanut butter and jelly, or cookies and milk. But they couldn't have always been best buds. This is a look into Zigzag and Squid's pasts. Back when Squid thought Zigzag was a psychopathic nut job, and Zigzag thought Squid was a spy. Back when they didn't get along. Chapter five's up!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Squid, Zigzag
Night Life reviews
post paradise: He named himself Slade Dagger, after the alley where he was found, and the knife in his pocket. He does alright for himself, working as a bouncer, and renting a couch. But still doesn't feel satisfied. He wants to learn who he is and what.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Tsume
Ned's Declassified Fanfiction net Survival Guide reviews
Ned's guide to FF, deals with time,Getting started,Pen Names, reviews, polls, flames, forums, writing stories, definitions of FF words. Read review and Enjoy! Also read Kelsey's Declassified Fanfic Survival Guide by Euphoric Weaver
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Ned B.
Daddy Dearest reviews
When Anakin finds a baby on his doorstep, with a note claiming to be his, things go from bad to worse. No one believes his side of the story, not even Padme, the Council threatens to revoke his learners permit, and the baby itself proves to be a problem
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Man Slaughter reviews
I didn't mean to do it," he stammered, "I swear to G-d I didn't!" My take on Zigzag's arrest. Rated for violence. One shot. Read, and Reiview.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Zigzag, Magnet - Complete
Angel Of Death reviews
Why does He give light to the sufferer and life to those of bitter soul?" How Adam left the Ponderosa, and what became of him.Death Fic! Sort of AU. Very depressing, attempted suicide in first chapter. reviews welcome. I don't own Bonanza. Finished!
Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,640 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Adam C. - Complete
Just Charge It! reviews
Anakin's in for it when he agrees to go shopping with Padme. He deals with high prices, rabid shoppers, carrying bags, Getting Obi Wan back together with Padme's handmaiden, Shish Kabob again, and confronting his evil twin brother. New better Ending
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Slowly I Turned reviews
One shot based on a three stooges skit. Hoss meets Adam and Joe in a saloon after being away for 5 years. But he learns his brothers aren't on the best of terms anymore. Read, review and enjoy!
Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hoss C. - Complete
If Only His Pocket Hadn't Started Barking reviews
My take on Magnet's past. Read, review and enjoy. Rated for underage drinking and some partying. Hey, I held off on the curse words. MagnetxOC finished!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Magnet - Complete
April First reviews
As told by Squid, Magnet's girl cousin is coming to camp Green Lake, and everybody's killing each other waiting for her to get there. Read Review and Enjoy. Finished! Wow!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Magnet, Squid - Complete
Seven Spanish Angels reviews
Semi Songfic. Squid and his girl friend Passion escape Camp Green Lake and over the Mexican border. Based on and including parts of a song by Willie Nelson called Seven Spanish Angels. Read, Review and enjoy. Oneshot.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Squid - Complete
Spaghetti! reviews
Anakin's old Spaghetti Allergy backfires, Making him addicted to pasta! This is his file from a support group, and his personal hand written testimony to his difficulty. Read, review, and enjoy. Last chapter up! Thank you to all who read or reviewed!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Sitherwocky reviews
A cross over between Lewis Carrol's poems and starwars. Read and review! I own nothing. Note: there are no spelling mistakes, the words aren't meant to make sense! Sitherwocky, dictionary, and The Sith Lord up! Also read Agoogar by jedimike 1990!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Truths Behind Unexplained Adam Messups reviews
Why Adam does things that seem, illogical. Please Read and Review, The shooting in my brother's keeper, the hay burner race, and Adam's leaving the Ponderosa explained. Oh and I don't own Bonanza. Note: Adam was not really blind in the show!
Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Adam C. - Complete
Gilded Light Of Green Lake reviews
Is it just some ghost story Zigzag made up? Or is there truth in his words? None of them knew, but after what X-Ray said none of D-Tent wanted to go back to camp, without seeing the Gilded Light. R and R last chapter up!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Squid - Complete
The framing of Magnet reviews
Camp Green Lake is out and school is in for the boys of Dtent. All too quickly Magnet falls on to the schools bully's wrong side and he will stop at nothing to ruin the Mexican's reputation. Now it is up to Dtent to get him out. Finished. This was my first ever holes fic.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Magnet - Complete
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