From an unknown region in the galaxy, a sentient life form by the name of Cdub03 had crash landed on earth. Military command centers managed to trace where it landed, but refuse to give any news of it to the public. Forever stranded on earth, Cdub03 has adapted to human life and his whereabouts are still a mystery to this day. Very little information is known about the creature, but witnesses say that it has taken a liking to pasta.

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Hello. If you are reading this, you have probably come across an extraterrestrial fanfic author. Armed with only a laptop and a bowl of ravioli, I sit within the comfort of my test tube digging through the contents of the internet as well as bringing my writing into the World Wide Web. So far, the only data of I've been able to gather from the vast and twisted place on the computer are two things:

1. Video games, Books, Television, and Anime, are the most blessed things an alien could discover. Especially when that alien finds out they can make stories about them.

2. Humans are weird.

I have had somewhat of an encounter with their weirdness. Last year, the scientist showed me pictures with white bold letters saying things like 'They can't stop us all!' or 'Let's see dem aliens!' Then, one day I see two people running through the desert towards the building. One had their arms straight out behind them, and the other was throwing rocks in the air.

At first everyone inside ignored them, but when they started causing to much of a disturbance, one of the airmen pilots took a helicopter and started flying around them. The two intruders seemed to have gotten frightened and ran in the opposite direction. I started to laugh a little bit. The scientist told me that that's what they called humor. Man. People are awesome in this place.

Anyways, I should probably get back to studying human kind. I need to find out what all the fuss is about with these things called Shrek 5, and Half-Life 3.

Goodbye!

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