Author has written 35 stories for Pokémon, Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, iCarly, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, X-Men: The Movie, and Codename: Kids Next Door.
Um...all I really have to say is that writing has been a thing of mine for a while. I'm dedicated and dead-set on becoming an author. What I love about writing Fanfictions is my oppertunity to be as creative and crazy as i would like and others get to enjoy this too. Again, I have changed my pen name (This one should last...it is my nickname after all)
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing...ever...
Where You Can Find Moi ;)
Name: You can just call me Ro or Rolyn or any variation of the name
City/State: Under Your Bed
Height: 5ft 7
Eye/Hair Color: Deep Brown
Birthday: January 5
Fav Color: Green (duh it rox)
Fav Artists: Lights (I love her musical style and her lyrics are really blatant yet cryptic)
Fav Band: Paramore (They are simply amazing)
Fav Candy: Fun Dip (AHHHHHH ITS MCAWESOME)
T.V. Shows: Iron Man Armored Adventures,
Movies: X-men, X-Men United, X-Men: The Last Stand, X-men: Wolverine Origins, X-men First Class
!!SUPER RANDOM CONVO BETWEEN FRIENDS!!
(At the supermarket after)
Me: Hey look, there's Mrs. Celius.
Alix: You say hi.
Me: No you say hi.
Alix: I don't wanna.
Me: WELL, I can't do it because I didn't have her last year.
Alix: Yes you did.
Alix: Just SHUT UP AND SAY HI.
Me: Oh look, the Backyardigans movie!!
Alix:...Shut up Ro.
Alix: So...are those the right tampons?
Me: I don't know...yea?
Uriah: Ugh you guys are SO annoying!!
Alix: Whatever, just say hi.
Carolina: That boy is cute! I think he wants me...
Alix and Me: NAOOOOOOO!!
Alix:...Ok, whatever. Say hi to the dang woman!
Chanel: OH SHEESH! I'LL DO IT!! Hey Mrs. Chelius and daughter...what's up?
Mrs. Chelius: Hey girls, how's it goin?
Me: WE'RE GETTING TAMPONS!!
Alix: SHUT UP Ro!!
Mrs. Chelius: Oooooooookay, well, we have to go now. So long...
Uriah: What the hell was that?
Chanel: I don't know let's just pay for the stuff and leave.
Me: Guys, I really want that Backyardigans movie.
Alix: SHUT UP!! PAY FOR THE TAMPONS SO WE CAN LEAVE!!
Me: Hehehe, tampons...
Me: Can I have my bracelet back
Nichy: (Looks at my bracelet on her wrist) What bracelet.
Me: MY BRACELET.
Nichy: (Takes off bracelet behind her back) I dont have it you crazy
Me: Okay dont even...
Nichy: Dont even what...crazy
Me: Please...dont do this...I went through being called crazy already.
Me: (Turns to face forward to find the bracelet on her notebook) Da fuck...?
Nichy: See...crazy :)
(I was freaked out)
Molly: Um, this waffle is amazing...
Me: I know...I just had a wafflegasm...
Jon: Okay! *Smiles brightly and waves*
Justin: Shut up Ro...
Me: (Slams him into the wall and pins him by the shoulders) Excuse me!?
Justin: (Smirks) I love it when you get violent...
My Sister: Ew...
(I couldnt stop laughin)
Me: I love you Molly :)
Molly: That's a one way street...
Justin: Ro...I need to talk to you (Looks all serious and sits me down)
Justin: I really want your shades.
Me: Oh what the hell!?
Justin: I'll give you fifty bucks for them.
Justin: Fine. Thirty bucks and some sex
(He got the shades anyways...)
Justin: I got some bad news
Justin: I lost your shades at the beach. They got buried in the sand somewhere...
Jess (Justin's sis): What's the matter?
Me: Justin lost my shades at the beach.
Jess: No he didn't. He was wearing them this morning. He a liar.
Justin: Jess! Shut up!
Me:(Slaps Justin behind the head) Give me my shades you liar.
Justin: I'm not a liar. I just wanted to surprise you so then...maybe I could get a treat later (smirks)
Me: Liars dont get treats...
(I got my shades back after a week :D)
Me: Lets play the color game! Name every color but green! GO! PURPLE!
Me: What the...
Alix: Oh did you say every color BUT green?
Alix: I got in trouble with my parents again
Me: Really? What did you do!?
Alix: I breathed...
Me: Didn't I tell you not to do that!
Alix: I can't help it!
(She just doesn't understand)
Me: Yo momma is soooo ugly...
Alix: Whoa...line...(draws line on desk)
Me: Crossed it (Laughing while I draw myself as a stick figure on the opposite side of the line)
(I cross the line all the time and get slapped for it)
Me: How you doin? *lean into him smirking*
Justin: Fine and you?
Me: Really? That's your response? Man, can't tell when a girl is trying to mack!?
(He threw off my game...)
Me: Why are we so weird
Me: That answers my question...
(She screamed that in front of a crowd of parents)
Me: Um, Jon? You're six year old brother just gave me a lap dance...
Jon: Learned that from me *wink*
(Awkwardest moment of my life...)
Jon: Okay *smiles and hugs me*
My Sister: Get a room!
My cousin: we're in the mall, there are only dressing rooms...
Jon: That's okay; c'mon Ro, you're gonna have to be quiet
(I love my "little brother"...)
Alix: Watch out for that wall!
Me: Huh? (Gets pushed into the wall) Oh...
(Its funny when you actually see it)
MISGUIDED LOVE: MAY'S SWEET SIXTEEN OUTFITS
Leather Jacket (Personalized coloring):
Striped Tanks (Personalized coloring):
May and Patou's Shorts:
Rolyn and Alex's Skinny Jeans:
Dawn and Marina's Skirts:
Nike Dunk Heels (Personalized colors):
MISGUIDED LOVE SONGS
White by Lights:
MISINTERPRETED LOVE: ROLYN'S SWEET SIXTEEN OUTFITS
Rolyn's 2nd Gown:
Jason's Song "The Moment" (Originally by Yiruma):
Drew's Song feat. May (originally By Sinead O'Connor):
100 Random Facts Bout Ro...
1) I have a strange obsession with nail polish
2) I am obscenely loud and lack a filter
3) I am the third out of 3 sisters hence I am called "the baby" or "joseph sister #3"
4) I love to sing/ talk to myself
5) I'm very high and mighty and prideful
6) I sometimes clean my room for fun
7) I stay home to take care of my disabled mother
8) Milk makes me sick but I eat pizza and ice cream
9) I find it difficult to type a chapter in one go
10) I sometimes don't leave the bed until two in the afternoon
11) I love listening to Disney songs
12) I play seven songs on just Dance every day as a work out if I don't go to the gym
13) I don't usually initiate conversations
14) I loved detailed writing
15) After seeing a movie I start to talk like the main character (automatically)
16) I've been going to the same church for nineteen years (I'm twenty)
17) I am horribly shy and don't handle first meetings well
18) I enjoy watching Smosh, RayWilliamJohnson and NigaHiga
19) I can't swim
20) I am very self conscious
21) I've never broken anything bigger than a finger
22) I had a very strange obsession with my former English teacher
23) I became friends with someone by fighting with them over a seat
24) Most of the time I get what I want (No I'm not spoiled - Gotta work for it)
25) If the temperature is above 60 its too hot to me
26) I always give away the endings movies and books
27) I love to bake
28) I have horrible spelling skills
29) When I think a guys cute I say "I like his shirt"
30) When I was five I loved to listen to Reggae
31) I've often been told I'm mean and heartless
32) I love J names and often find myself in the company of guys with J names
33) I made a cartoon series called "The Pointless Adventures of Ro"
34) I like to experiment with nail designs
35) I hate to smile
36) I like confident guys who are sweet, but can still be a little raunchy
37) Most of my friends are at least two years younger than me
38) I have a horrid fear of driving
39) My voice goes up three octaves higher when I speak to adults (including my parents)
40) When I'm thinking I look angry and intimidating
41) I love Robert Downy Jr (Iron Man) and Hugh Jackman (Wolverine)
42) I have three ear piercings
43) I have two dogs
44) My hero is Jesus Christ
45) I have a purebred dog that I found
46) My second dog is a stray that hates me :/
47) I like sitting in the back of a car because I feel like I have a personal driver
48) I have OCD
49) My friends think I'm the most perverted because I twist their words and actions
50) Out of me and my two sisters I sing the best but I dance the worst
51) I am on the dance, drama, worship, human video, and child care teams at my church
52) I have a strong hatred for snickers
53) I have more than 200 friends on Facebook, half of which I never speak to
54) I like making cookies and cakes for other people
55) I look forward to the summer because I get to go back to being a counselor at camp
56) I have a heart made out of Christmas lights on my wall
57) My house caught fire but it's the water damage from the fire department that made my family move
58) I love drawing cartoons of myself, my friends, my characters or campers
59) I like listening to nineties music over current music
60) I have my own flat screen while my sister have to share
61) I only use baby lotion
62) My pinky always goes up when I'm drinking
63) I'm the tallest girl in my house, but I'm also the youngest
64) I frequently dog sit which constitutes me leaving in the person's house with their dog by myself
65) My favorite Disney movie is Beauty and the Beast
66) I listen to my music way too loud
67) I always have crushes on guy friends whether it be for months or a day
68) When I like someone I will use their names or a name that sounds close in a story
69) I have never met anybody else with my name
70) I like to stay up late at night
71) My dog bites me frequently and leaves multiple holes so I have dozens of scars
72) Me and my friend had egg babies for two weeks just because we wanted to
73) I'm a control freak
74) I love to work alone
75) I scream when I shiver
76) Most of my OCs are based off of people I've come in contact with or read about
77) Half the people at my church do not know I'm related to my sisters
78) I love walking home only because that's the only time I hang out with my friends
79) I've only had one grandparent my entire life
80) I stick out my tongue when I write
81) I get hostile when someone interrupts my writing process
82) I cannot go one day without music or I get cranky
83) I have to wrap my hair and tie a scarf around it at night to minimize breakage
84) I'm the only one in my house that can make pasta and rice and NOT jack it up
85) I grow my nails out just to tap them on hard surfaces
86) I don't like ordering stuff myself
87) I took Spanish for six years and all I can do is count to 30
88) My room is the cleanest throughout my entire house
89) I get paid to fetch stuff at the market or do my mother's laundry
90) I don't have that many friends
91) The longest friendship I have had last for five years so far and is still going
92) The longest relationship I've had lasted for eight months
93) I frequently wear leggings and t-shirts
94) I ask really dumb and obvious questions
95) I always disagree with people just to be difficult
96) I love Thai food
97) I only clean other rooms than my own for money
98) I loved dolls until I turned fourteen
99) I'm not that good at video games...except Just Dance
100) The entire left side of my body is significantly larger than the right (feet, arm length, leg length)
Here's 100 random questions:
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Hell YEA
3) How many houses have you lived in? Three
4) Favorite candy bar? Crunch bar!
5) Favorite shoes? My cheetah print doc rip offs
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Of course
7) Least favorite school subject? Maths
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? When I was like seven
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Oh...nao
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Story ideas
12) Favorite genre of music? Pop or Hip-Hop; something I can dance to...
13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn
14) What time were you born? 12:45 am
15) Do you like beer? Nao...never plan on trying it
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Ha, yea
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? PowerPuff Girls soundtrack
18) Are you sarcastic? Nah not really...yea.
19) What are your favorite colors? Green, peacock blue, black...
20) How many watches do you own? None. I use a cell phone for time
21) Summer or winter? Winter; I HATE summer
23) Favorite color to wear? Green, and black
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite
25) What color is your cell phone? White
26) Where is your second home? Virginia
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes, I slap my friends every day.
28) Have you ever had a cavity? A few...
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One
30) How many video games do you own? Like ten...
31) What was your first pet? Guinea Pig; We stole it from my neighbor
32) Ever had braces? Nope, but I wanted them so bad for some reason
33) Do looks matter? Ugh to a loser
34) Do you use chapstick? Yup
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr. Frye, Ms. Rachel...and Mr. Ennis
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? If I had to choose...Abercrombie
37) Are you too forgiving? Yes. Very.
38) How many children do you want? Two...or Three
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Avengers T-shirt
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Bacon and egg on a bagel with loads of pepper
41) Do you own a gun? Nope
42) Ever thought you were in love? Yeah
43) When was the last time you cried? ...I have no clue...
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Typing a new chapter
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I have never been to either one
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No...that's kinda weird
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Cinderella's castle
48) Nicknames? Ro, Roseph, RoRo JoJo, Rolyn
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Ha, yup
50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope, but I would like to go
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? I hate that place as much as I hate that Abercrombie and Fitch place
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yup. This guy.
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? ALL THE TIME
55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yea, but my Dad holds onto it for special occasions
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Sure I'm content.
57) Do you dye your hair? No.
58) Does anyone like you? Gosh, I wish...
59) What year were you born? 1993
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Probably learning how to walk
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Used to...
62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds
63) Do you like yourself? I'm a pretty cool person
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mommy cuz I look up to her.
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? I like eyes
66) Are you afraid of the dark? Uh not really, no
67) Have you ever eaten paste? No But I have eaten baby powder
68) Do you own a webcam? Yes, but it doesn't work
69) Have you ever stripped? No
70) Ever broke a bone? Ripped the muscle clear off too
72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope, I'm a Kik kind of girl
73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? These things happen
75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats of course. I love them
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? She was a little overbearing. I didn't hate her but I didn't enjoy her.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? They wouldn't dare
79) Do you have a birth mark? Not that I know of
80) Do you own a car? No
81) Can you cook? My mom has me in training
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. My best friends
2. Stuck up people
3. Dumb romances (You know those week long love processes.)
83) Do you text message often? I send out a hundred or so a day
84) Money or love? Love
85) Do you have any scars? Yes...
86) What do you want more than anything right now? To publish my first book
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Last scary movie I saw put me to sleep. Never seen one since
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships because im a hopeless romantic
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit. DUR...
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Maybe...yes.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Why would I?
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Colored pencils for me.
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Justin
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Dad
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I can't remember
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Steph
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Uh...Justin...
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Steph
100) Who was the last person that called you? Mom
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