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Joined 07-18-07, id: 1329229, Profile Updated: 07-21-08
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Unforgetable: Basically the story of how all th gang meet during their summer and fall in love. a lot of laughs, lemons, and good times. no real drama. all human cannon pairings

Most Important Lessons:; Bella's the popular rich party girl along with her best friends Alice and Rosalie. Edward the smart sexy god and his best friends Emmett, the football player, and Jasper the calm quiet hott guyturn down all the girls that are after them. they're looking for relationships not one time things. When they all meet can the girls show them that not all party girls are only after the hott guys for sex. they want relationships too but can't find that in party boys. all human.















i'm always on my myspace so catch me there!


wait never mind i want to ramble!

i'm usually really bored.

i love henry cavill

people say im a mix of rosealie and alice

i never stop talking

i know every detail about twilight

i go on steph's website every day

i've meorized the character BIOs

i love horses

my horse is an ass hole to me

i like to randomly dance around ym room to weird songs

im really hyper 24/7

people say i seem like a three year old

i laugh at random pieces of paper

i trip over invisible leprechauns

charlie the unicorn is cool

i get this weird brithish accent when i'm pissed off and yelling

i thinnk british accents are a turn on

i think a lot of people are hott

especially vampires

im really short

im really loud.

and now im done...

for now!!

here's your dumb disclaimer

we all know i don't own twilight. i know it's the sad truth. i do own anyone who's not in twilight though.

i also don't own anythign else i write about.

I lovey dovey sweeney todd, jonney depp was amazingly hott and awsome in that movie. i know all the songs and im like in love.

so yeah now i am done!

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Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
Dominoes by twilightnite reviews
Newton's Third Law: Every Action has an opposite yet equal Reaction. Like dominoes, one action leads to another consequence. Charlie's had it up to here and loses it. What's an 18 year-old Bella to do? /No longer on Hiatus!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,221 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007
Bella the Vampire Slayer by twilightnite reviews
Title says it all. Alice made one mistake, and they had to pay for it, with their LIVES! And then prescious family heirlooms are then burned by a match. It's weird, it's scary, it's Bella and Alice with caffiene. And you thought Emmett was scary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Borderline Love by MilkTea141 reviews
Years have passed. Ethan is the son of Edward and Bella. Kimiko is the daughter of Jacob and Ivy. Kimiko falls head over heels for Ethan even though she knows the borderline between vampires and werewolves are still as strong as ever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,150 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
Interupting Bella by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
The Song and the 'P' Word by BeForever reviews
Edward wants Bella to sing, but she is being stubborn and not complying with his request. All the chapters involve something different. R&R please! Humorous story.THE FINAL AND LAST CHAPTER 5 IS UP! Some Mature Content. LOWERED TO 150 REVIEWS NEEDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
Eddie! by afsluv reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT people wanted me to write a sequel so im like, oh,ok and i did! i did! IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE. PLZ READ! i changed the rating cuz it is getting a little suggestive....ok thats all
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Mike's Stupidity by Forbittenlove reviews
So, what happens to Mike when he finally decides to stop being 'discreet' and to just show Bella how he truly feels in the most physical of ways? When the Cullens find out, it's not a pleasant thing. For Mike at least. Rated T for adultish content!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
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Unforgetable reviews
Basically the story of how all th gang meet during their summer and fall in love. a lot of laughs, lemons, and good times. no real drama. all human cannon pairings R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2008
Bella Swan and the House of Misfit Vampires reviews
Edward leaves...she ends up with seven guy vampires... the Cullens show up again.... not your typical Edward leaves story. better summary inside. hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
Vampires of the Carribean reviews
TwilightXpirates of the carribean. Orignial pairings. it shoudl be interesting. what happens when Edward and Bella are together, yet. and what if Captain Jack comes in? and why is the monkey so attached to alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
Finding Faith reviews
what happens when Bella and Edwrad find a young girl one night hunting? read and find out, it's better thna it sounds... I hope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
Expanding Family 2! reviews
it's baaack. here's the sequl. you'll never guess what's happened. you might want to read the first one before this otherwise you'll be completely lost. rated M becuas i felt like making it that.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007